ITT: post your tinder anthem

Merzbow - Tape Dada 1
I'm good looking so I can show my power level.

>HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
wtf who is this fucking creep?
>6'
on second thought...

Car Seat Headrest - Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales

It’s not my favorite song in the world but it’s the kind of music that cute #indie girls listen to

Read a fucking book stupid whore.

youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

that book/game is so based

youtube.com/watch?v=AWSPZyM0D5c

Alex Zhang Hungtai - Pierrot
youtube.com/watch?v=F1f8M2Njcbo

Absolutely nobody on Tinder is gonna know him, but I couldn't give a fuck when 90% of women with Spotify connected always have the same old shit like Cuntie Eilish or whatever the fuck is popular right now

Coffee God and Cigarettes - Mischief Brew

>tfw aim your profile to art hoes but they don't like me because I'm brown
>tfw act too white for brown girls
>tfw too brown for asian girls

I'm fucked aren't I

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got pussy off merzbow and diane ross>act too brown for asian girls
yeah right

Who are you quoting

i cringe everytime i see this

>art hoes caring about Joe Rogan or car seat headrest

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imagine being so much of a desperate cuck or roastie that you need to use tinder? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhohohohohehehehehehehehhehe

stop talking to mindless sheep and listen to free jazz in the dark

see

Have you thought of showing that you have other interests besides going on Yea Forums all day? Just make the pic with you and Demarco your first pic and take off the dumbass insta caption, you dont need to tell an art hoe who Demarco is do you user?

I do because I've matched with chicks thinking I was Mac for some retarded reason, so I had to add the caption.

Based roasty. Manlet hate threads make me feel good about myself even though I’m too much of a beta to do anything with my height

Fuck off. Stop posting your shitty profile.

Ok well make the headshot the first pic then. I'd really advise getting rid of the captions if i were you though.I'd also get rid of the CSH and NMH pics, you should keep those secret until you find an art hoe to further woo them with your dope collection.

Those bands are more for limp wristed dudes though.

Ok, what is prime art hoe-core?

Yea Forumscore

Who Could Win a Rabbit

Depends on age really.
Grimes, Lana Del Rey, Best Coast, St. Vincent, some young ethnic female (for Hispanic art goes), Tennis, etc.

afro man - because I got high

I Will by Danny Brown

>no Cuco for the hispanic art hoes

Cmon dude

youtube.com/watch?v=r7iLFuapeY8
It was a good winter in '17

Cafe tacuba as well. My bad should have listed just modern Mexican music that isn't banda, mariachi, cumbias, etc. Though they also eat that shit up with their Frida Kalo apparel.

>tfw no classic spanish communist gf

In Framing - The Hotelier

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Milkshake by Kelis

Pavement - Grounded
Tinder is pretty dumb tho

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I'M FUCK YOU, YOU PROBABLY HANDSOME FUCK

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stop matching beta orbited bitches, get the top 5% you got this

cop killer

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>only go on tinder to look at chicks and dudes and blast to them
music for this feel

Radio Pyongyang - Commie Funk and Agit Pop from the Hermit Kingdom

I bet you are too dude
Nah it's not that. I used tinder pretty heavily for a couple years. Lotta hookups and a couple decent relationships came of it. But now it's just fucking tiring. It's a lot more gratifying to have relationships come about naturally at this point

It works well enough

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DUDE TRY SMILING ONCE FOR FUCKS SAKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU HAVE TEETH

St. Elmo's Fire

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tfw I almost never have my picture taken so I have nothing but a few selfies to post on tinder

Music for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60

No one has ever questioned me about my anthem. In reality, no one gives a fuck so put whatever the fuck you want

Snail Mail - Pristine

>tfw below-average
>get drunk and start abusing women
>completely exhausted my city, "There's no one new around you."

FUCK TINDER, I do better going to clubs and pubs.

maude gone by car seat headrest off of monomania

Put Toto - Africa or any song by Cigarettes After Sex as your anthem and you'll be swimming in pussy juice

youtube.com/watch?v=vKpXEnOWDTk

lol will this song get me banned?

also a fun game to play on tinder is to send anal cunt song titles related to someones profile

I wish this strawman was actually accurate. I couldn't get a like to save my life

based

Ace song.

I have this...

Meditation - Edward Artemiev

Considering it's from the film Stalker, no one has commented. Only comment i've got was from a Depeche Mode instrumental.

red house painters - katy song

I switch between O Namorado da Viuva by Jorge Ben and Cravo e Canela by Milton Nascimento.

Really cringe and unoriginal actually, glad you got banned.

How are you getting girls this cute?
All that pops up on mine is orange thots

Doesn't work trust me

Right now it's Scott Walker - Montague Terrace (In Blue) but I should change it

lol cuco is for white women who feel bad about being white

im SICK to DEATH of seeing this fucking spic

>tho
>tho
>tho

you have to go back

are you some sort of indie chad that is an art hoe magnet?

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youtube.com/watch?v=1SxFWLiHo-U

That song is absolutely ass

Stereolab - Rainbo Conversation

bean niggers like you should be gassed

Does tinder work for 5'2'' 30 years old incels?

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I do pretty well

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4′33″

Movin on up - Primal Scream
I change it weekly though

Tell me a normalfag album and song I should listen to and make my anthem. A safe bet. Probably won't help but it's something

Bodys sends a better message and is also my current bio

I actually want to murder the people in this thread. I wouldn't because I would get caught and ruin my life but if I could get away with it I seriously would.

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No

I Want Wind to Blow - The Microphones

It's my favorite track from my favorite album, but no one has really commented on it. The most noticed music thing on my bio is The Front Bottoms in my top Spotify artists.

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such a gorgeous song

Tw no harsh noise gf

If i used Tinder i would put Bladee - Be Nice 2 Me

You niggahs have to use a song by Father John Misty. When I had Tinder downloaded for the seventh or eighth time, I used God's Favorite Customer before I met someone who I have been with for the last two months.

Bitches love Father John Misty. Never use a big, sexy brown man for your songs if you are not big, sexy, or brown yourself.

Bad Bunny - Tenemos que hablar

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Is Tinder actually viable for finding relationships or is it just for one-night-stands?

good goy

this and Hey Moon - John Maus

its a pretty case by case basis. i have some friends who have been with their partners for a while & they met thru tinder. i have other friends who are sex fiends on there.
dont go there looking for anything and you will only be pleasantly surprised.

mine is like a g6 i love that song

icarly is WHAT???

Holy fuck, modern society was a mistake.

>tinder
>not given up on any female companionship and ostracizing yourself from society due to depression and failed dreams
KUH-ringe

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youtu.be/9zpPjttS9JM
Haven’t tried to date for a while because my Chron’s disease has been getting worse and I just feel shitty and useless constantly to the point where it’s preferable to just masturbate rather than disappoint another person but this was it for a while. Jangle pop gfs are hard to find but they’re pretty nice catches, they almost always just want to smoke weed and lay around, maybe go to an antique store sometimes

I met a girl on tinder who lived with him in Hawaii when he visited there. she was cool but like 35 years old.
She’s a radio host

My bio is "iCarly is my favorite band wbu"

this. Got tinder pussy once. Felt like a gross loser but did again. Ended up not even sleeping with the second date (she was pretty pissed). Haven’t been on since, even though I’ve lost a lot of weight. I need real companionship/friendship

What a songs that will land me gay arthoes on Grindr?

oooff, great song, I'd match with you bro

Damn that's pretty awesome. He seems pretty enigmatic/introverted. Was she a qt?

youtube.com/watch?v=cixczzF0A10
altough taking to girls my age is absolute cringe fest so i just swipe and never respond

youtube.com/watch?v=REAP66zFhxU

Joe Rogan tho

Alvvays - Not My Baby
youtube.com/watch?v=d5jW4LkfHTA

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ROASTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slet

No roastie here, most swipes right are old dudes who would fuck anything that moves

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
I used to use tinder for hooking up but wow rivers was right, unfulfilling sex is the worst. I can't believe there's a "culture" around it.

if it doesn't even work for 5/10 face 5'11" tall 20 year old men, how would it ever work out for you? tinder is 5x "harsher"(or more truthful) than real life dating already is. there is no way to escape incelism if you are ugly my friend, I'm sorry.

I get matches but then I either ghost them or they ghost me idk why

>tehee I'm fat and boringly average myself, but only 7+/10 Chads please!

same here. it's just that online interaction is shite, obviously

The Smiths - This Night Has Opened My Eyes
I deleted the app though.
I did ok but I want art hoes exclusively

Strangelight by Fugazi
youtube.com/watch?v=ptOHGiC9jPA

you just nailed me, motherfucker

yeah sorry dude, but it's actually funny how often that is the case

yeah, I will die alone, I know

New Grass - Talk Talk

The National is the best arthoe bait if youre into that

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=k2PUV3KwIgY

If it's any consolation, I think you are based.

we all die alone

Yeah the captions are so damn cringeworthy

youtube.com/watch?v=VpvyG2NrS1Y
gets a lot of laughs and is genuinely a great track

youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
I believe in honesty.

yes but she moved back to hawaii i miss her
i only creampied her once :/

Fuck, I'm going to kill myself

Fuck you

It was Mambo No 5 for a while. I don't make too many matches.

Design 2 3

Damn it Feels Good to be Gangsta by Geto Boys

I get bare matches

Fuck it, I'll give you a few pointers, why not.

First off, your first pic should feature you and only you. While your first pic is cute, your face and everything is way too far into the distance. Your face has to be up front and center, it helps tenfold if you bust out a smile too. Make the second shot you out and about with your friends.

Candid shots work best for the second pic because they show how well you perform in social situations. Make sure you stand out a bit in this picture too. Joe Rogan's funny but I'd swap that out with a better quality image of you and people you actually hang with.

Your third pic should be your first pic now that I think about it. It's a beautiful shot of you with the city in the background, you're in focus, and the lighting and framing are great. Keep the Mac DeMarco shot and make it your third picture, why not, it'll show off you go to shows and like music.

I'd get rid of any photo that doesn't have you in it at all, so ditch the NMH postcard and CSH autograph pics altogether. Oh, I'd workshop the bio too -- it comes off kind of backhanded. I'd also get rid of any mention of your height too, there are ways you can reveal that in your pics if you're savvy enough, but dropping that in the bio is too predictable and chicks see through that shit immediately.

Gotta treat your dating profile kind of like a resume in that you have to be economic with what you present, but present what you got as well and precise as you can. Let's not bullshit ourselves, we all have at least some grasp on our best qualities, so accentuate those traits a bit, type out a couple short sentences describing yourself, chisel that shit down a bit, and go with what you honestly feel will reel interest.

Modern Love

This is true
If you want arthoes put some dream pop or shoegaze song, mine is Mazzy Star - Fade Into You.

too short lol. ur fucked

thanks fammy