Tfw no gf

>tfw no nerdy gay bf to listen to shoegaze with

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Here's your cure for tfwnogf, bro:
youtu.be/h_6QQYWoUjE

oh if only all the guys were sweet like you!

Okay let's fuck now, you've said enough

y-you too (ew i can't believe that disgusting man spoke to me)

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GF
im actually pretty cute and not completely autistic but i iterally dont know almost any girls my age. and the few i know are mostly friends gfs

tinder lol. gotta compromise tho :/

i dont think anyone really uses tinder where i live

don't objectify me >:(

yea nvm anyways. thats good
try going to shows more often
actually I usually get too saddened by the, er... "hard-to-love" women to bother hitting any of the matches up
lol oops

>tfw no bf

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also why are girls who browse Yea Forums so annoying lmao

someone talk to me

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we really aren't

Gobby on my knobby

I feel that

the neurotypical lassies are a strong minority

>girls
>on Yea Forums

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I (You)'d you because you're a femanon, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

i have a gf but she lives online

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What’s going on goose? What’s your favorite lo-fi album

of a strong minority of an already crippled population of young Western people. Lol

Need gobby

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best avatarfriend

loveless

kys

they are rare but they exist

I’m there with ya sis

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>tfw no gf

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how do i get a mu gf who will listen to sweet trip with me

by doxxing yourself and posting a lot in an interesting / thought-provoking manner

B]

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ok gaylord

>I'll be a 30-year-old kissless virgin this year

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feelsgoodbro

the average catposter

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dont bully me, Angel

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cope

>tfw to nervous and social media phobic to get Grindr.
Also I live a really small town and don’t have a car, so I doubt I’ll see anyone who doesn’t already know me for the awkward sperg I am

loooooooooool
:o

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>mfw bf tells me he's gay

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I fuck who I want.... WHEN I want #beastmode

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litty

no I just have casual sex with punk girls and junkie scum

>the closest I got to girls was when I was working with my classmate's dad and sisters (twins) during summer holidays
>i literally just met them and in the evenings we would play something on tablet or watch anime
>after a few evenings they were clingy, despite one of them having a bf
>i used to put on some music later on, while trying to sleep, and they would lie on me and try to be annoying, but liked the music, like Pet Sounds
damn... lately I think about how I could get first gf there... it was in 2018, I'm 18, they're 20
It was hot to lie with them in the darkness and talk and listen to music

oh yeah, the job was in the different city, and we were renewing dorm rooms and could stay in one of them overnight

Nice dub dubs. Checked and cheers

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not a virgin but holy fuck do i hate women who complain about not having a bf. like you guys clearly know that you have the power in terms of almost every single sexual/romantic encounter yet you bitch and complain that you cant find anyone just so you can mope to fit in

like genuinely go up to any single fucking guy who isnt a sperg and strike up a convo with them and boom youre all set. for a guy to be successful by just going up to a girl and winning them over he probably needs to go through dozens of rejections while you need to just be there and exist

but regardless of all that you hear WAHHH I CANT FIND A BF!!!!!!!! even though there are men who are approaching 30+ and havent had a single kiss

i was always really open minded but once i got into the dating pool i realized that the stigma around being a slut vs being a stud honestly makes sense due to the fact that to be a stud it takes genuine hard work and being naturally verrrry lucky. being a slut entails going up to anyone and hitting on them

and if you dont see that all being obvious irl just look at online dating. on tinder you literally have an unlimited pool of people that want to fuck you or even be in a relationship with you and guess what? YOU choose and have all the power

i used to be very about all about being anti misogyny and all and i still am, women are still systematically oppressed in a lot of ways but theres no way that you can act like you cant control any single man you want by just looking pretty

fuck you

Tldr

women have all the power in sexual/romantic encounters and it is infinitely easy for them so they need to shut the fuck up

Tldr

Well, this pretty much perfectly sums up why girls complain about not having a bf, but not in the way I think you intended. I can’t believe they’re passing up all this!
-Girl who can’t find a *good* bf

women are the gatekeepers of sex men are the gatekeepers of relationships. The person with more power has more options or is willing to walk away. I hate that you are right. Don't hate the game understand it and make it work for you.

Women choice more

holy shit i'm a clown

huh

i hate that im right too honestly. once again i was suuuper into being anti sexist and all (still am) but theres literally no way that you can look past the blatant nature of how women have this clear power
understanding the game usually takes time and effort (unless youre really good looking) and i just dont have the energy desu. especially after getting out of a relationship i just dont feel like it anymore

I just want to listen to The Cure and cuddle.
There's this anarcho goth girl at my university who's really cute, if it wasn't for my crippling social anxiety i'd try talking to her.

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don't lost faith bro

The dating market changes a man peaks older there are 35 yr olds who date 20 yr olds. Women value a lot of things older men have like confidence, money, status items etc. What value does a 30 yr old woman have? None no man is interested in her or a single a single mum? Think of it this way if you were handed everything on a platter you would be as entitled as modern women. Quality men find quality women eventually. It is not on you if a women is not interested but her. Be the catch user. You would not believe how many women are still miserable. Leave them to be sad live your life.
You need to start talking to women most people get to there becuase they all stay away from any moments where they can speak to a woman. You can change everything user. Read the book of pook. Asap. it's free ebook. Get out of your comfort zone. Most people meet their gfs or one night stands from their job,friends,hobbies including sports or clubs/parties. START GOING TO THESE PLACES. THERE IS NOTHING STRANGE WITH LOOKING TO MEET WOMEN AT A HOBBIE. START EXCERSIZING AND MAKE SURE YOU ACTUALLY APPROACH WOMEN IF YOU FIND A WOMAN ATTRACTIVE SAY HI. YOU CAN AVOID THIS TILL YOU DIE OR SORT THIS OUT DO NOT LEAVE YOUR ANXIETY TO TOMMOROW ALOT OF PEOPLE EXPECT IT TO RESOLVE ITSELF. IT DOESN'T YOU NEED TO RESOLVE IT.
Watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=m9PmuAFsQOM

im the sort of guy that you must hate. i have had women literally throw themselves at me my whole life but never did anything about it because i am too introverted and have too many issues. i could never be that guy you see in the movies that is so care free and nihilistic that he just fucks for the sake of it.

dont know if this life is worse than being a legit uggo...both are torture.

Also talking with women should be enjoyable, you should be excited in a good way. It should be fun. Expect it to be, because it can and should be.
Why don't you do what you like? There is no shame in not having sex or having it.

I'm 5'2''

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>Hi, i'm Becky. I see you sitting here in the Library all the time by yourself. Always with your headphones in. You must be into music because I can relate. I'm obsessed with this band Parquet Courts. You've probably heard of them they're pretty popular.

What do you do guys?

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music to cut myself to

>tfw no mods

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Shit still. Don't lose hope and try an asian country. I feel for you.

I'll be a 21 year old virgin in 10 days :)

that's bullshit and you know it

>tfw not really friends anymore with the people who I have pictures of on my wall

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i feel like that "older women are seen as worthless" is still overplayed though. a 30 year old women can still very easily go out and find a potential partner. but i do agree that with age, men degrade less than women (or even rise)

same here except not really throw themselves at me but def many that have shown clear signs of interest but i just dont do anything about it because its too much work and plus sometimes socially i can just be really boring when i dont feel like putting in a facade. which is all why i get so irritated about women having so much more power because if i were a girl, even doing jack shit and just keeping to myself would get me loads of partners. if i was a girl version of myself i could probably fuck multiple people a week

i'm so depressed right now someone help me

then just walk away

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have you tried it?

Based

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sup fren

>tfw no bf

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Holy shit wtf how do i fight this?

i dont know if it is a personality disorder or autism or something but that facade is something that i just cant do. i have never been able to do it. and yet, everyone talks about people wearing a mask like its normal and socially acceptable to do so...

in short: fuck people

NONE OF YOU GIRLS HERE ARE ACTUALLY GIRLS QUIT PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS

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>Tfw the three gays I’ve meet a college are all flamboyant theater people who clearly dislike me

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Depends on the gf.

a. The true blue
b. The true blue who fucks with your shit
c. The wanton luxery whore
d. The whore

i feel that. in high school i was crazy confident and would strike up a convo with everyone in sight and be witty and charming throughout. everyone in my grade loved me
now in college something just shifted in me and i cant even continue a convo with anyone. like i always start strong, i have the confidence to approach them and ask a question or two and then afterwards its just silence until it gets awkward and we just drift off. the other day i was at this great show and a girl strikes a convo with me and that exact thing happened. another girl was staring at me and after i approach her and ask a question or two it just kinda drifted off...i dont know what happened to me

I'm just a few months behind you :)

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why do they do that? Especially the voice thing?

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I think people conform to there stereotypes a lot more easily if there not inherently negative. I don’t really hate them for it but I just feel a divide between a lot of flammers and me. I just want to talk about about gay music like Coil and Sufian but I imagine if I said that phrase I’d get female pop divas

wish i knew what it was. maybe this is what happens to introverts. we just drift further and further away as we age...

but the thing is i dont even know if im really even an introvert or not. around close friends i talk and ramble my ass off, even too much honestly. its just around new people, and especially girls, that i just...shut down almost. and not in a panic-y way or anything either, i could give a fuck about what they think, its almost as if my mind just goes blank after a sentence or two

>my house was really cold today
>took a nap and had a dream that I was cuddling with a female friend of mine
music for this feel?

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>Even if I get my shit together its still too late to learn what love feels like
FUCK

introverts dont have issues with talking to people. being introverted isnt a mental disorder like aspergers.

>tfw the joker trailer made me feel more than cringe

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There’s definitely a biological factor making gay men more feminine in general, but it’s not nearly strong as people think. The voice thing is complicated, for some people it’s completely natural and involuntary (David Sedaris?) and for others it’s an affectation. I think I can tell the two apart by ear.

I’m a pretty masculine gay guy, so it’s a little alien to me. When I was younger I had gender dysphoria but thankfully that completely went away when I finished puberty. I’ve never been particularly feminine.

Where are my 2 Yea Forums GFs. Ladies
youtu.be/4e6JKJ-6oTo

and then just walk away

Literally go talk to her the next time you see her. I've been out of uni for a few years and I still think back with despair and frustration at a gew of the girls I meant to talk to and ask out but never did. Also there's tons of people about so do a trial run on someone you don't care about / a complete stranger. It's literally normal to talk to people, so don't worry that it will be akward. Even if you're a 3/10 they'll still be flattered you talked to them.

and then walk back 20 minutes later

I LOVE YOU JESUUUS CHRIIIIST

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same desu

>wanting to date anyone from Yea Forums, male or female

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truuuuuuuuuuuu

this

damn...

>tfw no cyberpunk gf

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pretty indifferent desu

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Loveless by MBV

Like it was a question