14 year old sister shows me her Green Day shirt and tells me how she likes "cool old music"

DUNSTON NO

he's checking out now
:(

Does she sneed?

Speaking of check, that’s a nice pair of sixes you’ve got there

Introduce her to early Green Day, then to The Descendants, then to DC hardcore. From there she's ready to start taking the Yea Forums pill.

Be glad she's already at Green Day and has skipped the Blink 182 phase.

I prefer blink over green day lmao :(

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When the 14 year old Japanese school girl has actually heard of Green Day.

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>catch 13 year old daughter listening to Burzum

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marry her

Burzum is the most overrated and entry level black metal there is. We've told her countless times that mainstream artists are not listened to in this house and explained why, but she has listened to Burzum at least three times, same with Mayhem and Emperor. Dark Funeral she has listened to at least twice, and once my wife even caught her listening to Dimmu Borgir. We forced her to listen to Jute Gyte for twelve hours straight for that, which unfortunately led to her no longer wanting to listen to Jute Gyte at all. It was after that incident that we figured out that a better punishment would be to force her to listen to something even worse, something she doesn't want to hear even in her worst rebellious moments: Slipknot. She herself told me when she was 9 that she loathes Slipknot, which made both of us very proud as parents. It has worked somewhat, she hasn't listened to Dimmu Borgir ever since as far as either of us knows. We've told her, if she wants to listen to overrated and mainstream artists, she will not do so under this roof. It's not an unresonable demand, if anything it's laughably lenient. She could listen to those shit tier bands at her friends' houses or on her headphones outdoors, but will she do that like a reasonable child who doesn't want to cause her parents pain would do? No, she does not. Instead she listens in her room with the speakers that we gave her for her 12th birthday, defiling them with mainstream garbage, turning the volume down to a level where she thinks neither I nor her mother could hear. But we do hear. We hear, and we suffer. It causes great discomfort and shame that the girl we've been raising to the best of our abilities is turning against us in such a blatant way. Do you know what she told her grandmother, my mother, just last week? That she wants to start singing lessons! Why would she want that when both of her parents have been teaching her to scream since she was five? It's absolutely shameful.

nice blog faggot, where do i subscribe?

I mean they are?

patrician

>human being talks to me

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Green day is old music.

So cool

inmyanalcanal dot kek

She’s just a teenager. I bet the shit you listened to at that age wasn’t much better.

If you didn't want an answer to why your ridiculous proposition of incest is disgusting, in addition to it being incestuous, you shouldn't have said "marry her". I will not marry my daughter. Even if she wasn't my daughter and she was old enough for it to be acceptable, I wouldn't because anybody who enjoys overrated and mainstream artists is dead to me unless they're family. Family sticks together even if they don't always see eye to eye, even if it's painful sometimes. I love my daughter, she's a princess figuratively and even literally by the extended definition of lineage where every descendant of a king is a prince or a princess even if there are numerous heirs between them, but if you're a parent, you should be able to understand the pain. The fact that she wants to listen to mainstream artists at all is bad enough, but Burzum, which is objectively inferior to all other black metal of the entry level and the most entry level of all due to the controversy that means even people who know nothing of black metal know of Burzum? It is shameful that somebody raised to be a true black metal connoisseur from birth would listen to it. There are certain mainstream bands we allow her to listen to for exceptional reasons, such as Deathspell Omega and Merrimack, and she loves them more than she could ever love the absolute entry level garbage like Burzum. When she introduced some of her friends to Deathspell Omega, it made us feel great pride of parental success and I gave her a family heirloom ring to celebrate. Sometimes she's a joy, the greatest joy ever. Unless you're a parent, you won't understand. Hell, maybe you're a parent but you still don't understand because you think it's bad parenting to set any limits to what your child can and can't do. Doesn't matter, I know I'm a good father and my wife knows she's a great mother. Our daughter will one day be in a black metal band of her own. She can scream already and plays guitar almost sufficiently.

didnt read lol

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> and you whine about it online
She sounds cooler than you, give her your computer and fuck off

How uncool is that?

thsis true

What did he mean by this?

Yeah, kill her

The patrician choice is Offspring

>catch 8 year old sister jamming to Darkthrone

youtube.com/watch?v=g9jOqj3dJ6s

>sister demands that I don't play any of my "weird music" while driving with her
>can barely get away with playing Floral Shoppe without her telling me to change it
>tried playing Om once and she asks me if I converted to Islam

floral shoppe is beyond annoying. Why would you even listen to that in the car? vaporwave is music for sitting comfy at home. my god just out on some chill house music

Vaporwave is patrician driving music

GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS is what he meant.

based and cutepilled

>tried playing Om once and she asks me if I converted to Islam
Lmao

*sips* now THAT was a band

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DSO is like I imagine what would happen if slipknot tried to play black metal though, burzum might be entry level but he at least he used to be pretty good

Valid question
Another good one: were you always gay or was there a point where you felt yourself turn?