What music do you listen to when masturbating?

I don't usually listen to music when abusing myself, but about four years ago I was listening to this one and it became "my masturbation song". I haven't "used" it for a few weeks, but it's the one and only song I sometimes use during masturbation.

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I strongly and exclusively associate the song with masturbation to my own personal fetishes, which include amputees, group sex (gangbangs/implied bisexuality), furry shit, and other degenerate items. My ritual involves having 2-12 small windows up on the 50" screen of various types, sometimes I even write little narrations to place next to the pictures in notepad. Once in a while, I enjoy timing my orgasm to the song's climax.

I don't listen to music during that, but sometimes near the end "Everybody Here Wants You" by Jeff Buckley plays very vividly in my head, sometimes it's "Blown A Wish" by MBV or a Cocteau Twins song.

Holy shit. Is this pasta?

I just watch GTLive when I’m masturbating and cum every time MatPat’s wife Stephanie gives me a clap and a half.

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Yes and no. I've mentioned this before, but not with the exact-same prose. So the basic idea is around, though I don't push it too hard.

It has the advantage that it is actually true (oh wow, some pervert likes to put on dance music while masturbating to kinky shit, how incredible).

Yum-Yab Killers (Swans) in repeat
I like to cum when Jarboe is screaming like a madwoman near the end

is your TV like on a desk or are you leaning back into the couch faffing about

Am I the only one who doesn't know how to masturbate properly? When I grip my dick in my hand and start to jerk it, I feel almost nothing. It doesn't feel good. I do the pillow hump method, where I grind my dick against something soft in missionary position.

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>I do the pillow hump method, where I grind my dick against something soft in missionary position.
damn, dude...
sounds like you might have fucked up your dick from doing that

still hot

i need stimulus to build off of. no way i'm blowing in solitary confinement.

TV's on a low desk, I climb into my comfy bed to do my thing-prone.

Nothing a long tolerance break can't fix, right? I mean, I can always just stop jerking off? I don't know, man. My hand doesn't do anything for me.

Hump method is bad for you, stop it.
Use your hand.
You can train your body to prefer the hand, it only took about a week for me.

Did this til I was a teenager and couldn't cum with girls. Granted, the only girl I was with at the time was a prude who gave god awful handjobs so that might have been a factor. Anyways, stop.

I'm 22. How long did it take you to get back to normal?

Ravi Shankar

I put on some relaxing music that's instrumental or has feminine vocals.

Tim Hecker

Whatever is playing with what I'm watching. I never bothered to ask what the soundtrack was.

Not that long, probably only a few weeks once I committed to it. Just switch to using your hand, probably gonna have to use lube for a while.

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict

One time in middle school I heard my friend singing How I Could Just Kill A Man and commented that RATM didn't seem like something he'd be into and he said "Oh you actually know that song? I just heard it in a porno last night and thought it was catchy."

>I watch porn not for the story, nor the thrill, I watch it because it helps me discover my penis through music

Glenn Branca - Symphonie n°16 "Orgasm"
youtube.com/watch?v=4Tko5z5ynSI

In my 21 years I've never once masturbated
I don't know why, I just didn't

Stop watching porn

why?

>tfw will never hear her disney princess voice in my ear

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Holy fuck this is gold

>Hump method is bad for you
why?

Its bad if you ever want to cum from any method besides humping a mattress.

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But dawg if you ever get it in then you can last more than 60 seconds.

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>aging so quickly
Not really, Sufjan is 40

Why?

based

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Sufjan is looking great for his age and St Vincent is still really pretty

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sv yes, sufjan not at all

Well if you are a boy you'd better start soon before you catch testicular cancer

Earth

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>tecnofag
>personal fetishes, which include amputees, group sex (gangbangs/implied bisexuality), furry shit, and other degenerate items. My ritual involves having 2-12 small windows up on the 50" screen of various types, sometimes I even write little narrations to place next to the pictures in notepad. Once in a while, I enjoy timing my orgasm to the song's climax.

seems legit.

I mean I agree with you, but that advice probably applies to everyone on this website

It hurts to masturbate

space it out a bit more senpai

Kylie Minogue

SOAD - Vicinity of Obscenity

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