What does Yea Forums think about CHVRCHES and one of the most fucking BADASS women in music right now Lauren Mayberry?

she won't, unless you're Brandon.

Get a job Brandon

Shut it faggot

Haven’t really listened to her music yet, but I feel it’s better that way. I’m a big fan.

"love is dead" is alright but it's pretty dull. "Every open eye" is better.

This meme has to end. They're literally one the most famous bands to ever come out of scottland, not everybody is this guy

GIB BUFF PREGNANT LAVREN GF RIGHT NOW AHH

Literally not

>Brandon

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t. montie

damn Brandon was at a party with Billy Corgan?

Thank god she's already aging and soon you faggots won't post her anymore.

he was actually around people? weird

More samefagging for attention

Billy Corgan? The hell bro

Still samefagging

What other bands of this caliber come to mind then? Mogwai and Simple Minds maybe, but thats it

Brandon!!!

What's up Brandon

our boy is THICC

GOOOooooOOOOoooBBBEeeeeeeeEEEERRRR

looks like brandon's beside the dude from bloc party too

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not as cute as billie

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GLOSS to the right

Why is there 2 based black men there

>not liking Billie
incel detected

Damn didn't notice the dude from skindred was there too

God damn baby

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have some of her ass?

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(nice)

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He's smiling though. We don't see much of that.

Still samefagging

imagine the smell

Go Brandon! Better than that fighting gym club pic where everyone is standing away from him. (I know it's probably because Brandon feels uncomfortable being close to people.)

Who cares?

Objectively wrong opinion

didn't notice that

Social anxiety.

BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAANNNBDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOINNNNNN

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that dude's fucking wasted, leave him be for tonight.

I just hope our boy's going to be alright.

I LOVE LAVREN SO MUCH I'M CRYING

calm teh fuck down

Lauren is nowhere nearly as badass as MatPat’s wife Stephanie.

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>all those literally who's pops up in every lavren thread
kek, quit being silly, you pesky jealous bums, make your own thread

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Pretty good band, and she’s a solid frontwoman. I think they kinda peaked with Every Open Eye, even though I like the other two albums. That new song with her and Marshmello is fucking horrid though.

I hope he finally hangs himself

no

Stephanie crushes Lauren like a grape.

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>That new song with her and Marshmello is fucking horrid though.
Even the die-hards in some CHVRCHES facebook groups I'm in have even shat on it.

Oh yes

you kys

>n-n-n-n-no you
Fuck off brandon

> I think they kinda peaked with Every Open Eye,
I've been saying this all along and I'm happy to see that someone feels the same way.

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asks for my cummies

b-man has her covered bro. you should know this

Shut it fatboy

The only thing he has covered is the buffett. I feel like if he doesn't as least lose some weight this summer I'm going to find him and kick his ass.

why would you even care?

It has some good songs on it but the rest are forgettable

Because he's fat and it pisses me and everyone he's around off

dont be around him then. easy solution

He really needs to look at that pic of himself more often. It's not that I'm being a dick, I'm just making a point.

b

>He
of course
shut it fatboy

what?

Alright, newfag here. just checked her out wtf its terrible. is this a Yea Forums inside joke or some shit? her songs, vocals, lyrics all suck wtf mu, she also is not even that hot. i thought this is a music board. Shes not even that hot neither, 6/10 at best.

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its just one faggot who uses her to get attention for himself
everything you said is true

it's because she looks attainable but isn't.
no

yes

naybe people want to talk about chvrches. it's not always brandon

>someone at a show yells MARRY ME
>she goes on a feminazi tirade over it

She would be tolerable if she didn't take every little thing as an attack on women.

she fucking hates Brandon

When/where was this?

I was at one of their shows at the front row and I yelled out 'I LOVE YOU LAUREN' between songs and she didn't respond lol.

i yelled "brandon!" at one and she just kind of looked at me

I'll have to try that next time they visit my shithole city.

Fuck every single one of you guys for creeping this woman out to the extent that I will never see a picture of her in an outfit worth jerking off and cumming over

Don't do that, seriously.

You can thank Brandon for that he's stalking her

no he's not, and watch you call me Brandon

where there's a will, there's a way

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Damn, that’s when you know you fucked up.

don't do that stupid shit.

Tell the samefag then

There are 32 posters in here, how do you wanna know if someone talks to himself?

He's using a VPN it's so pathetic

brandon is pathetic yeah. fucker doesnt even want to find a job...

look at the way the fat of her inside leg is bouncing around. You think her boyfriend licks this part before fucking her?

How does she look so young? She literally looks 12, does she have some kind of syndrome?

Hopefully her ovaries have the same condition because she's running out of time and I want to see next-gen Lavren.

UGLY CUNT

Thanks for bumping this shitpost you stupid newfag

bb :3
Grow the fuck up and kys montie

Go get a job you worthless parasite

wew brandon
>imagine being such a shitty person you'd wish death on someone

SHut the fuck up and talk about the band
stay on topic or leave montie

She's engaged in unspeakable sex acts with hundreds of execs and goons, and every day gets so inebriated she vomits and pisses herself before her handlers clean her up and give her more drugs.
When you realize this is the lifestyle of every, yes every, pop star, your waifuism will cease.
They're no longer human beings, and I don't mean that in a fedora way. Every facet of their personalities and actions are planned by the industry for their profit.

>MUH MONTY
grow the fuck up and stop samefagging yourself then
Personally I would think it would make you very sad to know that no one gives the slightest fuck about you and you have to samefag to see your name onscreen

Have sex

I think the main thing that changed is that with Love Is Dead they worked with a separate producer for the first time and it really shows. The album is a lot less concise then Every Open Eye and is musically really all over the place.

i gotta start posting this pasta everywhere, thats hilarious

Have sex

Thanks for the useless bump you stupid larping cocksucker

Got a job yet faggot?

Have sex

Larp somewhere else

Have sex

Don’t say that in a brandon thread newfag
Think about the poor children

Just brainlessly repeating the same thing
No more (You) for you, useless parasite

^^^grow up or leave

also bb :3

Grow up he says, and then doesn’t
Go die you parasite

Have sex montie, you are pathetic slandering me again

It’s legally only slander when it isn’t true
Go get a job lardball

Why the hate tho? Fuck your popularity contest, I was more relevant than you anyway montie. At least I didn't date a horse-faced bitch, like you did

If I was monty, I might take that personally, but I’m not and you know I’m not
The truth is just not in you

something about her face is off. Shes mildly attractive. 6.5/10

welp O_o
w/e you say montie
just stop being a shitty person

If so, how do I get laid with a pop star?
I really want to cum on her face

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He fucking better.

Stop being a lying attention whore

damn

>a-user I had an a-accident

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I would clean her up and feed her a bowl of eggs in the morning.

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Bump for Lavren