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melodeath sucks
hail Satan and death to gnostic crypto-christfags
Satan is booze in my stomach, gas in my engine and fire in my balls.
>gnostic crypto-christfags
That's literally a thing and they don't come near metal at all.
They think it's gonna bring the wrath of lilith or something.
>they don't come near metal at all.
explain Dankspell Memega then
AND LOTS OF FOOOOD TO EEEEEAT
>neige is ba-
lilith is my waifu
Blackies that read Crowley once.
precisely
chomp chomp
forgot link
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RAW BESTIAL NECRO SLAUGHTER RIFF ARMAGEDDON
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tech deathrash
intellectuals only
Damn manga poster sure is low-cognition lolđ
RIFFTASTIC status:âď¸
LEATHER THRASHING ĂCCĂLT SEPĂLCHRAL RIFFS. MASSACRING INDIE PĂSEĂRS AND FALSE WIMPS WITH VIGĂR.
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>implying you can only worship "God" or "Satan"
>implying "God" can only refer to Jesus Christ
>he doesn't know what Brahman isđ
high IQ = low-test
Any intelligent man in
FUCKING BASED SEPULCHRAL RIFFSPOSTER
>>IQ
>>IQ
>>IQ
Bro you're so fucking stupid. Thank god you dont have a nameđ
>user, you don't benchpress and study at the same time? I can't imagine being so simple minded
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>people still make grindc*re despite the fact this album already exists
YIKES
>symphonic black metal
You guys don't kiss your dad? No wonder you all can't post good bands.
>symponic black metal
>audiobooks and weights
Good shit
BASED
id slap you, bitch boy.
clean your room first
Sodom
IT'S
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>IT'S
IT'S
>IT'S
IT'S
>IT'S
IT'S REAL MĂTHERFĂCKING BĂSTIAL
R I F F S
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HĂURZ
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THRĂSHED PĂSER STATUS:âď¸
BITCH I AM A THELEMITE
fag
>using an avatar
so boring desu
homophobia isn't cool or funnyâ¤ď¸
t. buttangry homoman
BASED
ABSĂLĂTELY FĂKKING BASED FELLĂW RIFFPĂSTER. SPREAD THE ĂCCĂLT GĂSPEL ĂF FALSE-CRĂSHING SEPĂLCHRAL RIFFS ACRĂSS THE LAND
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>based
>2019
pew you stinky
its just cringe desu
CRINGE
Is that how you see your dad when he storms in your room to fuck you?
cringe
Extremely good and funny post! Keep it up, user.
Based God would be proud. Thanks, user!
>Metallica vs immortal
>Heavy metal vs black metal
>USA vs Norway
Who wins?
me
Metallica
Melodic Death
Mexico
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Where can one find passwords for realmofmetal's releases?
Spoonfeed me good Phyllomedusa records
just use torents faggot
ruto seeders are fast asleep on the release I want
>listening to my chemical romance on steroids aka black metal
KEK
>posting frogs on a tibetan basketweaving board
Gentle reminder: if you dont mosh at metal shows you are a FAGGOT and should go listen to kpop
So are perks and emojis a permanent thing now?
MAKE WAY FOR THE INCINERATOR
Black Metal is emotional music. Unless you're listening to the war stuff. Even then, all music is emotional. You listen to it because it makes you feel something. Thrash Metal makes me feel like a badass human slayer. Death too but add some slasher 80's horror movies type of feel. Back to the topic, Horna makes me feel hateful, misanthropic, and cold. Ice cold in my heart. I support total genocide, human extinction. Yeah they have riffs, when Shatraug is playing. Absolutely evil two note and single note riffs. Pure Black Metal Quintessence. Trve blackies know the feeling
fuck yea I do...
everything in this world is ''psychedelic'' as it all affects your thought processes in some way
>listening to watered down 90s metallica aka Blues
did I miss something because there is more shitposting than usual here even for /metal/ standards.
5 bucks I bet James Hetfield has the stinkiest ass in metal. Id suck a turd out of it.
I'm almost certain Seth Putnam never actually bathed
i take it you were not here yesterday?
Atleast I bet his ass actually looked good, unlike hetfields.
...
only for a brief moment, though it was going on then
PLUNGING TO MEGADEATH
SEEKING THE TRUTH
PLUNGING TO MEGADEATH
SEARCHING FOR YOUTH
POST WTF UR BLASTIN RN
Halfway through the last thread people started (shit)posting about entry level Finnish bm and it just went downhill from there
oh ok, thanks for update.
Trying to get into black metal
how do you like it so far?
Do you have a favorite metal album from the Yea Forumscore chart? Also how would you rate the metal selection presented here?
Like this post if you agree, /metal/
I'm really liking what I've heard so far - I'm surprised it took me so long to explore this genre
Admittedly I'm currently mostly listening to albums recommended in the imgur album, but eventually I'll diverge from that a bit
one way to make a poser
mostly hipstershit and entry-level garbage, maybe 10 good albums
>Do you have a favorite metal album from the Yea Forumscore chart?
nesphite
>Also how would you rate the metal selection presented here?
about 75% shit
FUCK YOU
Reposting my reply from the other thread
Favorite metal album represented on the chart is Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
As for how to improve it
>Replace Blood Fire Death with S/t or Under the Sign of the Black Mark
>Replace Human with Leprosy
>Add Venom's Welcome to Hell or Black Metal
>Add Judas Priest's Stained Class, Screaming for Vengeance, or Sad Wings of Destiny
>Add MotĂśrhead's Overkill or Ace of Spades
>Replace Outer Isolation with Voivod's Killing Technology
>Slim down on the experimental, post-genre, and drone stuff.
>Crowley
It's Battaille and Hegel
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This article makes me cringe.
>The fit, sleevelessness and white markings on this sharp shirt from Black Metal Serfwear overlord Rick Owens sing a song of darkness. It also looks a little like a gym shirt, so you can get plenty creative describing the impetus behind wearing it. Though the more appropriate approach when asked about a piece of BMS gear is to issue a coolly blank stare.
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"""black metal influenced"""
Check this out then
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Garbage as expected of Yea Forums
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need bf (female)
not"really" metal but The Angelic Process is in the metal list and it's one of my favourite bands
BLACK METAL IS ABOUT HATRED AND INTOLERANCE; NO FUCKING COMPROMISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A couple of my favs were included, so yeah I have.
MY CLIQUE BE BEEFIN LIKE IT'S ISRAEL AND PAKISTAN!!!!!!!!!!
The last sentence just makes me cringe so much: "Though the more appropriate approach when asked about a piece of BMS gear is to issue a coolly blank stare."
BITCHES ON MY DICK
'CAUSE THEY KNOW THIS SHIT IS THICK
NO TOOL
I AINT NEVER GOIN
IRON MAN WITH THAT metal ON HIM
Good shit, thanks
Teresa deserved better.
long clip deandre jordan
long clip deandre jordan
There's some great albums but the majority is bad
what a mess
last album best album
FIGHT WE WILL FIGHT RIGHT
best glam metal?
angels
April's fool jokes are usually a week long.
Post more dungeon synth
I wish I had some. This is great. I get some real Dead Can Dance vibes.
Finnish black metal band... that's the one dungeon synth (ambient) track they have on the album... phenomenal stuff
is it just me or is the new devin townsend still cringe
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they look like they _ _ _
link? can't find it in the archive :/
they're all shit
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>blacks are niggers and jews are kikes
WTF I thought anthrax were the good guys
Scott Ian is a Jew though
Starts off good... Next 1 hour 9 minutes of listening secured ... just finished preparing the heroin shot grabbing some nice nods
Thanks user see ya
weed is superior senpai
>satanic imagery
>edgy makeup and armor
>killed people
>dirty, raw production with few takes
>sound more like Venom than Burzum sounds like Venom
>play BC Rich instruments
is motley crue black metal
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
>Chuck
literally who
Everyone forgot about Chuck ever since Sneed took over
I want to get more into Dungeon Synth. Where should I start?
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Will it be good?
why is every metal album ww1 themed now
>New Sabaton
>Latest Anaal Nathrakh
Are there any more?
LIVING LOW IN A WORLD OF OUR OWN
Evoken
1914
Sacriphyx
and a lot of random songs released in 2018
good choice, nattestid blows the rest of his albums out of the water
sabaton was never good
THEY LEFT US BLEEDING AND SĂRE
IN THE HANDS OF THE INCINERATĂR
ARE YOU READY
READY FOR A SNAKE BITE
WITH SWĂRDS AND AXES
THEY FIGHT HARD
IN THE MASSACRE THEY FEEL THE HĂT SMART
oh boy can't wait for everyone who likes "metal" to gush about this
These RIFFS....MMMGAAAAGHH...theyre....TOOO....STROOOOOOONG
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This is single worst fucking thing ive ever read, ironically or not it is so fucking homosexual it makes my testicles bleed
Fuck you user
Just checked
Yep. Its twisted sister
based
I love Hannah Diamond
hey guys, just finished my first glass of onions for the day, what are you up to :p
What's with the quotations around metal? Are you the kind of fag who thinks power metal isn't "metal"?
Thoughts on the new Rammstein single?
did someone say R I F F S
This is a nice piece of music.
This is one of my favourite works by Jim Kirkwood. Great stuff!
The Dungeon Synth Archives is a channel on YouTube with many albums you can check out. youtube.com
Here's a good one: youtube.com
And another good song: youtube.com
I also like Jim Kirkwood a lot, such as the album posted above.
Thanks! Tomhet is already one of my favorite songs but I appreciate it.
Irony is large within this post. Satan is a jewish creation.
I'm pagan, free of hebrew filth.
>he picked a nonexistant larp religion because he is that insecure about being associated with anything jewish
rent free
No larping here. Not believing into anything supernatural either. Just being proud of my nordic white roots and respecting nature.
Pagans believed in the supernatural retard. You're literally larping because you watch Thuleanperspective and bought into his pseudoreligious bullshit
Rec me some Incantation-core. I love this shit.
>Christianity is Jewish!
No, it's not. It descended from the belief system of ancient Hebrews, who were not the same as modern Jews (mostly a turkik admixture). Saying modern day Jews are the same as Biblical era Hebrews is like saying modern day people in Egypt are genetically the same as ancient Egyptians.
Even if Christianity was Jewish, Christians at least have something neopagans will never have: an authentic, organic cultural connection to their creed with no guesswork or revisionism involved.
This is underrated.
what's yor favourite metalcore band /metal/? don't lie, i know you have one.
mine's god forbid.
i'm gay btw
no i'm the fag that thinks that people who only listen to stuff like sabaton, ghost, alestorm, powerwolf are all fags and do not really listen to metal
>Katharsis
gay and false
At the Gates
>Katharsis is bad
they riff harder than any modern black metal band
Invisible Kid is ok and would be great if the lyrics weren't so sing-song-y
this but unironically
it's a very raw and angry album. james was newly sober and adjusting to life being sober, and lars was at his apex of being a pissy faggot. it came out around the time i started getting into metal and listened to it more than it deserved. i'm glad they got that album out of their system.
post black/death that BTFO's war metal
forgot pic sorry
DO I HAVE THE STRENGTH
TO KNOW HOW I'LL GO
more like...
BASEDBATHIM!!!!!!!!!!
Vasaeleth, Drawn and Quartered, Golgothan Remains
>WANNA KNOW WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER DID?
have sex
;)
i wonder from where this girl is and why this user always posts her
not so fast blackie
don't point your pee shooter at me
this album is actually fucking great
Imagine being old and think that this is a good idea for your album cover.
Some Black Metal artists are truly autistic.
>Some
>Imagine being old and think that this is a good idea for your album cover.
>Some Black Metal artists are truly autistic.
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
bolt thrower sucks ass
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
it's all fun and games until someone gets shot with a banana
Religions develop and get modernized. Modern christianity is neither the same religion as the medieval christianity. You can't understand paganism, if you aren't european. You've been so far removed from your roots, that your paganism would be larping indeed.
>black metal
this unironically
Doom medieval Black Metal done fucking right. Album of the year right here.
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How to do vocals like Trist?
this your song when you think this?
visit the elephant enclosure at your local zoo
>Let's find out xDDDD
By putting a fucking wig over your head
Drink lots of cum and wait for it to dry on your vocal cords
Go fuck your autistic wife, Varg
whatever the opposite of guttural vocals is.
Is there such a thing as apolitical thrash metal bands?
I hate political lyrics. They always sound stupid and insincere as fuck.
BEHIND SHADES!
PULLED DOWN TIGHT!!
THINGS ARE GROWING WITHOUT LIGHT!!
speaking from experience, I see
try this one
IT'S TOO FUCKING LOUD
>Doom
It's just folk black
DREAM SEA HAS BEEN POISONED
STOPLIGHT FLASHES ME RED
INNOCENCE SUFFOCATED IN ITS SLEEP
DR. SEUSS IS DEAD
Yeah letâs ignore the obvious doom influences in that song. The rest of the album is definitely just folk black tho
Any metal to decapitate and disembowel your working mates while dancing around their guts to?
Don't do that.
slow doesn't equate doom my dude
>Don't do that.
why not?
Play violent video games instead
HIPHOPHEAD reacts to Type O Negative - BLACK NO. 1 (REACTION)
Just stuff stuff in your ass instead, it causes really good orgasms. You might loose eye sight for like 10 seconds.
/metaru/*
Anyone else want to have sex with a dog?
lube up guys
Just popped 17 citaloprams. /meal/ for this feel?
based
i would've asked what you meant by that but i just found out that shit about Drakh a couple days ago
>Hilda reaction image
Based honestly
Anyone seen UADA live? Worth seeing them?
Any other good tech death bands as good as Obscura? They're so great and I can't stop listening to them.
soyy band
more like u ada listen to better music
I love masturbating, any one else love this hobby?
I dont listen to them, but a bm band comes to my small city like once or twice a year. So thats why I was debating going...
I do! I do! I love the smell of my own ass. My favorite jerk of method is rubbing my dick like I'm trying to start a fire. This is the lotion I'm using right now.
nice reddit spacing
post what your blasting my fellas
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t. Reddit nigger than discovered this shithole of a site after the USA elections.
i've been here 10 years unfortunately
I need shit that's as heavy as sunn o)))
holy shit mind blown
This is very nice for a debut album
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Is Cradle of Filth good or not? help me decide
They're hit or miss
I need more that sounds like this masterpiece
Good lord that's fucking terrible
Who's hype for that new Babymetal album?
>soithrone
It's like Lacuna Coil but even more boring.
I'll bet my right testicle that Obsequiae is better.
one of the bm aotys
Enjoy
Boris is so fucking good god damn.
real working man's metal hours
if your immediate family owns some form of business, do not reply
your soul as clear and beautiful and strong and majestic
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Jucifer?
Obsequiae is too melodic for me.
hmm
what about Lacrimosa? they are german, they gotta be good
Shit, I might lose my ball. This is pretty good.
Every song in the album is solid.
>take everything about rammstein
>water it down
>inject 90s buttrock into it
>get this song
jesus fucking christ
do you like The Black Album too?
ah, a fellow prog musician
post albums that raise testosterone levels
i want to feel e m o tion
>meanwhile, at the /meal/ manor
>Sacramentum
ah yeah, the late 90s
that fucked up perspective on that castle is fucking with me
I am confused but intrigued
how do i learn guitar
I cant tell if the old singer rejoining the band was a good or a bad thing. When he sings in English it just sounds like a chalkboard getting scratched with a knife.
Musically they are fine, but its hard to take them seriously after finding out Drakh is a total faggot in real life
you don't
I love knowing that this little gem I've blasted in my adolescence has become /metal/core. Thank you, /meal/, for giving this album the recognition it deserves.
Wrong thread to ask people how to play guitar. Metal band members don't know how either.
shut the fuck up weeb
>second rate dissection complete with ripoff aesthetics
Damn this brings me back, I remember thinking these guys were amazing when I was in high school
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Honestly
Sacramentum is better than Dissection
Black Horizons is better than Sacramentum's entire discography
meloblack sucks
you suck
you suck
black metal sucks
This
All metal genre that has the world âmelodicâ in it sucks.
There is literally nothing wrong with Reinkaos
it was so bad the frontman killed himself
>filtered by his own album
based
you suck
need some more vampyric black metal
post some
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I actually like them but fuck do I hate that song with a passion.
You the guy I rec'd that to, yesterday?
yea listened to all the recs very nice man thanks
need gf (male)
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good shit
Who has a Messiah spurdo?
damn that is excellent but I meant the CandleMASS singer
The song is pretty much to their standard, but that video is god damned fantastic
I never heard anything nearly as good but
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>dark-world is down
meal for this feel
Soul - Seek
Wrong song my bad. Here 8}
>tfw the only -core band I like is Darkest Hour
Cool thanks
jaja same
Reminder
Same except with As I Lay Dying
I stopped talking to my friend because he's Jewish, metal for this feel?
llf
Fullmoon sucks
NEW THREAD
This guy
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>black metal
I really like the guitar tone on that album