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Typical burzum fan

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MELODEATH FUCKIN SLAPS

Don't be gay, or Faust will take your life away.

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Why can't black metal fags into good riffs and good vocals?

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YASSSSS

homophobia isn't cool or funny

because iron maiden is gay lol

Not trve kvlt enough

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nothing's off limits for comedy

Do you have a favorite metal album from the Yea Forumscore chart? Also how would you rate the metal selection presented here?

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nigga u gay

everything on that chart is gay

Name my band

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Favorite metal album represented on the chart is Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
As for how to improve it
>Replace Blood Fire Death with S/t or Under the Sign of the Black Mark
>Replace Human with Leprosy
>Add Venom's Welcome to Hell or Black Metal
>Add Judas Priest's Stained Class, Screaming for Vengeance, or Sad Wings of Destiny
>Add Motörhead's Overkill or Ace of Spades
>Replace Outer Isolation with Voivod's Killing Technology
>Slim down on the experimental, post-genre, and drone stuff

>that sword replica

Gastrointestinal Distress

t. death-core fan

AIDS

nope, worse: melodeath

I remmeber when this release came out in 1989 Massacra was definitely one of the best death metal bands. No stupid gutturals and bree bree shit just classic death metal.

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Opus Satatas

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Hey guys I made a song today :)

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lol

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Best Death albums
1. Human
2. The Sound of Perseverance
3. Individual Thought Patterns
4. Spiritual Healing
5. Symbolic
6. Scream Bloody Gore
7. Leprosy

Nothing wrong with melodeath

>Do you have a favorite metal album from the Yea Forumscore chart?
Probably Transilvanian Hunger
>Also how would you rate the metal selection presented here?
It's decent I guess, entry level albums representing every major sub genre, could use a little more OSDM though.

1. Scream Bloody Gore
2. Leprosy
3. Human
4. Symbolic
5. Spiritual Healing
6. Individual Thought Patterns
7. The Sound Of Perseverence

Symbolic
Human
Scream Bloody Gore
Leprosy
Spiritual Healing
Individual Thought Patterns
The Sound of Perseverance

1. Symbolic
2. The Sound of Perseverance
3. Human
4. Individual Thought Patterns
5. Leprosy
6. Spiritual Healing
7. Scream Bloody Gore

1. Leprosy
2. Scream Bloody Gore
3. The Sound of Perseverance
4. Symbolic
5. Individual Thought Patterns
6. Human
7. Spiritual Healing

this picture smells like weed and Yu-Gi-Oh

1. Human
2. The Sound of Perseverance
3. Individual Thought Patterns
4. Spiritual Healing
5. Symbolic
6. Scream Bloody Gore
7. Leprosy

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How do i go from entry level to proper metal?

this

youtube.com/watch?v=wXBDS8rypMc

>satanic imagery
>edgy makeup and armor
>killed people
>dirty, raw production with few takes
>sound more like Venom than Burzum sounds like Venom
>play BC Rich instruments
is motley crue black metal

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>trve kvlt
You realize this is just a synonym for bad right

1. Individual Thought Patterns
2. Human
3. Scream Bloody Gore
4. Leprosy
5. Spiritual Healing
6. Symbolic
7. The Sound of Perseverance