Tfw moving to silicon valley

>tfw moving to silicon valley
music for this feel?

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Why?

work

some indie rock shit and some nigger noise idk. Whatever soilent drinkers listen to, because that's who lives there.

weird flex but ok

y-you want me to go with you...?

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you couldn't have picked a worse time in history to live in Silicon Valley. the culture is absolutely intoxicating. I'm so glad I moved out of there.

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make sure to pack lots of lube and work on your dicksucking skill

>intoxicating
lmao

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I mean it. You feel as if you are suspended in a stupor. It screws with your psyche.

and so now i've decided to come to mu to warn all you folk about things that screw with your psyche

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lol ok then. spend a year working in Silicon Valley and you'll see. the people are awful.

tim heidecker - i am a cuck

fuck off

good luck

I just moved to San Francisco Francisco the UK to work at a well funded meme startup.

I'm so very lonely here. The time zone difference makes it hard to talk to my friends from home and my coworkers aren't really into socialising after hours.
I haven't made any friends in the month I've been here.

I've mostly been listening to ambient and some shoegaze (there's an active shoegaze scene here).
I recommend Be Forest's new album.

how's the street feces?

Its real.
As is the homelessness issue.
You see people tweeking out on the street all the time.
I saw a methhead woman nearly punch a shop window out yesterday, she was arguing with her reflection.

Milo Goes to College

at least there are no gay aids dinos