You have to fuck one of them
KPOP GENERAL
first for juchan
all of you fuck off and die
bottom right
any twitch vod's of twice's concert?
post shark
i'm going to have to starpass
>STARPASS
more like >10 dolla each
where are my fagxo bros
youtu.be
sei, on the forehead
Netizens have come to the unanimous decision that she is a cat Please adjust memes accordingly
hyunkitty
you all need jesus
jyp likes money though and plenty of groups are making some right now. i don't expect him to do a tour like bp though because that would sell even worse.
the torrent of the tokyo concert yesterday is on the main onehallyu thread a couple pages back from the current one
no but i have the full concert video for download
nuke israel
jesus couldn't save us
what really is a "concept"? are they absolutely necessary? also i feel like ggs are only left with cutepop or girl crush, while bgs really get to do whatever they want
YG is desperate for more $$$ hence why he is sending BP to the west. Because BP has no chance in JP.
Yea, scalpers learned their lesson now that they can't sell a bulk of the tickets they scooped up for BP and now need to offload them for $40
kpg have you ever shacked up with a girl for a few weeks
whats it like? how does one keep things fresh and make it so the two people don't get sick of each other
because the world isnt ready for a slay queen twice comeback
busy saving pics
every album rollout has a concept even in the west. Koreans just like to straight up tell you what it is each time.
>that filename
Any that I’m missing?
>protect israel
FTFY
do you get sick of your friends' presence? it's the same, except the bar the chick needs to meet is even lower because you're fucking them.
i think he can pull it off easly all things considered
its not like twice will flop they make enough money in korea and japan that they can fucking tour usa and europe with free access
no sorry can't help you
how do you do, fellow patricians
cubs mom best twicemom?
GGs have ladypop. There are a bunch of other stuff as well inbetween but cutepop and girl crush are famous because it also happens to be Twice and Blackpink.
her dad must be hideous
If you want to have s*x with your husbando, you're nothing more than a crazed degenerate. Those with ethics acknowledge that the purity of their husbando must be preserved at all costs - even kissing is off limits (until marriage). The most that can be tolerated in any theoretical relationship is a hug, handhold, or cuddle.
wow, she's beautiful
painfully plastic
jjyp is taking all of got7 and twice's profits and putting it into stray kids. those fucks have more music videos than got7 and twice combined.
Is Jiu pronounced as jew
needs zboys
They're going to flop in the West, it's best to keep pandering to SEAs
bad kitty
i don't think twice has bts level popularity and certainly not marketability though which is what a tour that size would require. BP could have possibly done it but their performances were crap plus the lacking discography.
rina
oof
>cuddling
absolute SLUT
>nshitty
>the cracker group
lol
no
>getting mogged by your mom
find yourself a girl to help you find jesus
it's pronounced gee-you, as in "gee, you need to learn how to read hangul"
>not wanting to fug your husbando
Thoughts on Elly?
The concerts will be a joke, but the tickets (for the most part) were already bought up by scalpers. The cost of the failure is transferred to them while YG still gets to cash the check.
two syllables
it's pronounced jiff
freakin CUTE
>pure shit
okay retardo
there is only one dragon in itzy, delete this
YG also know SEA doesn't buy albums. He wants to expand BP audience since BB future is now a question mark and his company is now officially kicked out of the Big 3.
it is a hard g
z girls comeback when?
her mom reminds me of sunmi
hey now, these days, the boy groups also have the shotacon concept option
>those faint freckles
nice
hopefully sometime after dr kim has had his way with their faces
Dont concerts actually do well over there though?
Koreans sure love super high bright and contrast.
damn mina used to look like *THAT*
based Dreampedo
is gahyeon pronounced gayone?
are we ready for a business woman concept?
You can only do so many concerts with 9 songs and now 13 songs.
is every twice mom hot as fuck?
Somi's mom and jungyeon's sister can get it
they hate to be reminder of their own brown-ness
so its like a road trip but im stationary and instead of going on hikes i just have sex
sounds great
Stop sullying our Xiumin with your depraved sexual thoughts. You have no right to post him, you disgusting pervert.
why doesnt dubu's family ever support her? she's the only one who's family has never attended a single one of their shows.
natty's mom looks like a gorilla lmao
Concepts are just the different personas one takes on during their life, man...You can be someone's joy, you can be someone's devastation. To your parents a delinquent, to your peers a leader, and your siblings a role model. At the end of the day, the concepts you take on for yourself and the personas that birth themselves from them are just captured moments of you taken at different angles...All you can do in the end is just love yourself and every aspect that makes you you, man....
you think twice cant sold 60.000 tickets in usa?
are you nuts?
bp had literally no other way to make money BUT to try and go to the west because red velvet even with their worst comeback were still selling good and twice were pretty much being the fucking wall as always...
bp is literally the codeV of this generation but on reverse
and when i say reverse i mean codeV got buttfucked by 2ne1 and snsd and decided to go to japan and made a good name there but bp still continues to be a money drain their tour is the very indication of that
the real deal is better
take your own advice bro
nevermind half of them have aged poorly
great taste bro
dumb ass knetcels
im not doing anything
headpats for witches
I see why Chaeryeong's mother gets so defensive when people talk shit about her daughter (not Chaeyeon though)
Jeonger' mom looks even more like a caveman than Jeongers herself
legit why is jyp so obsessed with stray kids? they will never make it
what are the chances BP do an Ariana cover @ their concert?
she has Korean Jesus supporting her
mah boi did vampire concept so STFU
it's kpgchads and there's 5 or 6 of us
already been done
what is my madrecita linda doing there?
he thinks they are the next bts
BP's total possible attendance is more than 60k and that's just for america. RV sized tour would be easy for twice. BP's tour is like half the size of bts' which had 220k people
Her parents have disowned her for her satanic ways and pagan idolatry
Damn...
I have never once in my life thought anything even remotely sexual about Xiumin, much less said anything of the sort. Your cheap slander and lies will not save you, heretic. You are hereby EXCOMMUNICATED from the Church of Xiumin.
stream bbc
I want a ciberpunk prostitute concept pls.
at the RV concert I spoke to some people who had either been to or watching recordings of a bp concert. They said instead of covers it was mostly padded with alternate versions of songs in their discog.
Probably much easier to do covers are shows outside of the US. Inside, the long dick of American civil lawsuits casts a larger shadow
I like the haka part in miroh's choreo.
looks like she's ready to take it
yeah i believe you 100%
based literally everyone
Anyone have stats on Twice's fanbase (age? male/female ratio?, etc)? This might help decide whether they can make in the US. I don't really see a big US fandom for Twice
how many times do i have to tell you guys that dubu is an orphan
MOMMY
if by it, you mean headpat then word
natty mom's an abo?
It's not about "making it." No kpop group will. It's about wringing shekels and Twice absolutely would be able to
And this is Hyewon's mom
if twice did that they would turn it into a post-ironic memefest
fuck this picture is hot
why is there a 47 year old woman in weki meki alongside some teen fresh out of high school
does jeonger ever bully mina?
yikes bro yikes
there he is
i mean my special facial cream
how does she look younger than irene
mamamoo could probably do alright in the west
>marry dubu
>turns out she's a lazy couch potato that eats all day
>weighs 200lbs a year after marrying her
what do?
lucy is the maknae you nincompoop
>her mom is seola
lol
omg hawaiian hula dancing concept
yeah
it looks like cub and dubu did chewys makeup
they should do a hillbilly concept. make fun of the white people
>total possible attendance
in what universe this is a good way of measure a tour when you cant even fill ONE venue ?
bp is shit yg plays them as queens he tries to hide all the facts and just twist them but in reality you simply cannot run from thr truth
60.000 tickets sold for all their media play compared to just 50.000+ of red velvet with practicly minimal mediaplay of the redmare is fucking hilarious and sad
twice didnt became the best gg out of dumb luck you know they worked hard for it they dont perform like dead ringers
Superior genetics
>tfw no seola mommy
I remember seeing jeong feeling up on Mina in one of their early vlive
make babies
marry gahyeon instead
rub my dick against her belly fat
she's not for that
nice what are her hyewons like?
1. [+3,232, -137] Human Chanel ㅋㅋㅋ such a cringey and ridiculous nickname
2. [+2,650, -92] Who cares when you're still under YG ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
3. [+2,264, -110] She doesn't match it at all...
4. [+166, -2] Your agency is drowning, this is not the time to be worrying about Chanel. It's hilarious how short she is.
5. [+145, -3] What is Human Chanel ㅋㅋㅋ so cringe
6. [+126, -2] Her image went down after her dating scandal~~ and now her agency is full of scandals~~ I think her luck is running out here ㅎㅎ
7. [+112, -6] So cheap! And isn't she close with Jun Young? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
8. [+111, -1] I've never seen Chanel look as cheap as this
9. [+101, -0] Wasn't she Human Gucci before? What's next? Human Prada, Human Burberry, Human Hermes?
10. [+88, -0] I wonder who was the first person who gave her that nickname? It's really so cringe ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
11. [+79, -0] Human Chanel ㅋㅋㅋ She looks like an Etude House or The Face Shop model trying to pass as Estee Lauder, La Mer, or Sisley. Go look up Nicole Kidman's Chanel ads. She looks so beautiful in them that the pictures just put you in awe. Jennie needs to realize her place in life.
12. [+76, -3] Can't stand looking at any of YG's kids anymore
13. [+69, -1] She's ruining the brand's image
Sana's skirt is too short for buisness
they can actually perform well
>marry gahyeon
>turns out she's a lazy couch potato that eats all day
>still weighs 200lbs a year after marrying her
continue overfeeding her
He can do that because Stray Kids are probably cheaper than most bgs because they produce and write their own stuff.
yes but they also love each other very much
What I can't understand is that they have the audacity to tour with 9 songs. Major scam imo.
hwasa is literally made for today's american market
>practically minimal
I think you're giving SM too much credit. They did some direct-to-youtube stuff for some magazines
Otherwise, exactly what I was going to say to that guy
Wtf I love Rina now
But imagine something like that while still being classy.
please kill yourself
me on the right
unless its for a certain type of business...
thicc goblina goddess
>continue overfeeding her
fois gras dubu...
>except she actually hot when she gets bigger
looks like the only choice is to marry kang mina
meant for
Today, I wake up to make up and dress up to mask on
Just so I can be the me that you love
Just so I could be the me that you love so much, I had to quit XX as well
The clothes I hate, and the excessive make up too
Your smiles and happiness are how my happiness is measured
my mauritanian bridefu
prove it
fun times
imagine dubu doing that gits scene
>1. [+3,232, -137] Human Chanel ㅋㅋㅋ such a cringey and ridiculous nickname
fits her image
>4. [+166, -2] Your agency is drowning, this is not the time to be worrying about Chanel. It's hilarious how short she is.
kek
>6. [+126, -2] Her image went down after her dating scandal~~ and now her agency is full of scandals~~ I think her luck is running out here ㅎㅎ
pretty sure her being lazy was far worse than a """"convenient"""" timed scandal
>8. [+111, -1] I've never seen Chanel look as cheap as this
chanel was always cheap
the eye thing in the beanpole pic looks cool
it was meant for you faggot
choi yoojung, please and thank you
>gahyeon gets thicker
OMO
gahyeon's face kinda looks like Jabba the Hut
is nako good at anything other than being short? is she a good singer? dancer?
>do you like my vagoo warmer Mina?
star pass lol more like i'll pass
but the doy, i just had to do that joke
meant for
if blackpink's comeback goes well will yg finally feed them?
I don't remember snow white wearing a dress that short...
omo
stupid retard face
based and architectpilled
ew fuck man i want to beat her face in with a bat
STAND BACK COW
saved this in my jiu folder
i hate twice because they're fake. i bet they're all lewd, backstabbing cunts like taeyeon when the cameras are off.
you have to fuck one of them
imagine kidnapping a little kpop girl
gahyeon looks like she ate eunha
yeah I believe this too
they are the least weeby seeming in concept and have the performance chops with stage presence which matters more to westerners than perfectly synchronized twig thin girls.
i dont know if any of them speak english well, but looking at blackpink's first foray into american tv maybe that matters less than i thought.
wtf I love gahyeon now
yerin...
me on the right
>wakes up
>logs to 4chin
>sees someone posting that bp is more popular than twice
PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE
>goes well
The MV will be botted to fuck and all the tour tickets were paid for by scalpers regardless of who buys them resale. BP fans will never admit when it's shit, because they haven't yet, and nothing will ever change no matter how bad the music gets
If he hasn't fed them yet, he never will
and then cumming inside them and keeping them hidden until the baby comes out
this is the most obvious paid actor i've ever seen
yeji is a cheshire cat
My IQ is rising by the second
brainyquote.com
just you wait until s.korea is culturally enriched by west africans, somalians, and bangledeshis from syria
this is gahyeon kidnapping eunha
fritzl is that u
its ok yg will probably give more free tickets to the sea monkey to make blackpink happy with the illusion of a full arena
how has no one asked for a source yet
Cutest girl in the galaxy ~
Twice is probably the realest group. They were most voted by other idols in wanting to be their friends.
wtf don't turn me on like that
the perfect face
No, that's Chuu
your a paid actor
i'll leave that to the japs
>3. [+57, -30] I'd be scared sh*tless if I saw her at night with white make up on
cry more loser nobody likes your knetz spam
>she wears paddings they say
i bet her pusy smells like bbq sauce
>wanting to be friends with attractive, popular, rich people
no shit
you can't give out free tickets when they've been sold to scalpers. You can't KNOW a scalper bought a specific ticket so you can't predict what tickets to give away. You're just stuck with empty space. If the tickets just didn't sell it would be different, but they did sell... to resellers
best bts variety ever
will never get over coolio just completely fucking with taehyung for 3 episodes straight
its ok to be from an orphanage dubu we wont judge you
meanwhile RV actually is the group that befriends the whole industry
he mogged the other members in this photo set
Tweety tier, but sure bangable
she's jyp's bastard
finally people are seeing that yeji is legit fugly, slug 2.0
Yeah, Seulgi seems to mix with every group (she's always doing duets/super groups,etc)
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKERS
they couldn't do a sit down interview the way blackpink did but something like this they would be fucking great in
youtube.com
>even uggonation scares shark
t. slugroastie
>You can't KNOW a scalper bought a specific ticket so you can't predict what tickets to give away
thats why the japanese system of registered fandom is great..
i think its a comment about her frizzy hair
>scalpers and resellers
they're going to be all over twice's america tour. i cant wait to pay $500 for a non nosebleed seat because i wasn't faster than bot.
it matters but it isn't make or break. at the very least it makes things more convenient for interviews and stuff
have you not been to itaewon?
jyp saved her from the orphanage after he saw her talent and star potential, thats why she's always so grateful towards him
youtube.com
Surprisingly well done MV for a turbo nugu group.
Why doesnt kpg like sluts anymore?
wolf sucks
She used to be more attractive before she was regularly plowed by Kai
lol
Wendy win here
Now there's a face that makes you think "is it safe to open this can of tuna right now?"
we never liked your mom
if dubu was my wife i'd force her to be blonde all the time
does anybody have a link to that poll?
the one where the idols voted on each other for a variety of topics
it sucks except the rap was good
They killed RV's LA and NJ concerts so I'm sure they'll swarm Twice. Everything notable from kpop does now.
And guess what? It isn't even about being faster anymore! Ticketmaster puts you in a "digital queue" at random so even if you get there 30 minutes prior to the start of sales, you might get put in spot #2000 and have to sit there while bots get to pick whatever they want. Absolute bullshit.
why do monolid idols all look the same?
i really dont fucking see it seriously
i rather have Park Ji Yoon or puer kim
or in a universe that doesnt constantly fucks me in the ass and still postpones my imminent move to korea jihyo
than her
Not happening anytime soon. Koreans are extremely racist and nationalistic. Every time someone talks about bringing refugees in they screech autistically.
kpg has been all over Everglow's BBC the entire week
meow mix meow mix please deliver
who told you that lie?
what does TMI mean in corea
id cum in orphan dubu
I meant enriched like UK
they speak engrish sort of and it is very funny
youtube.com
Same as it does anywhere else. Too Much Info aka they say and share stuff they normally don't.
shut up faggots
because shitskin homos/reddit roasties are the majority here now
BOUNCY
MILK
JUGS
>Please JYP, may I have some more?
>No, you're fat enough
JUST WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY
ALL THE HATERS WILL SEE
ROSE #1 STAN HERE
omoooooo slide it right it
is this the /kpg/ approved albums or something?
haha they are so ridiculous that would be amazing. BTS were also on Fallon right? Did he make them play some kind of game? They would be a blast on this stuff, makes me bummed now knowing it would never happen.
too precious
orphan dubu is underage you fucking idiot
and ruined stage performance...
OMO
what? yg is going to force rose to publicly EAT?
no it's just some retard forcing his shit taste
ruining dahyun's career..
I don't know if its that they're genuinely hilarious or other groups are really bland because they don't seem to be doing anything particularly outrageous but all these videos just make me crack the fuck up.
...
pitzy
Post your group.I took the best acclaimed albums of the genre.
>Koreans are extremely racist and nationalistic
that'a why they have a fair share of third world immigrants already right? not to mention copying japanese and americans in many ways. European countries were very racist and xenophonic only until recently btw.
Based nugu group having the braveness to do songs on the real issues plaguing korean girls. "Chad Oppa is telling everyone I suck toes on the second hookup."
?
the song isnt bad actually