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median age of this thread: 15
melodeath sucks
melodeath sucks
Metal to reclaim the six counties to?
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deathrash
melodeath sucks
thoughts ?
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thanks to the HIV mind last thread just before the end, Gaahl and his twink shall henceforth be the patron saints of /meal/
gaze in resplendent glory at your faggot gods
who and who
it's not what you think it is
saw voivod last night, was a great show
some faggot from Gorgoroth and his twink
the metal god smiles upon our faggotry
t. fag
terraasymmetry
Primordial
Chuck suck duck yuck
terra is pretty good most of the time
BBozeman has great taste if you ignore his non-metal ratings
Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
>reddiitasymmetry
>SSoyeman
Gothic or vampiric sounding black metal?
I already know mutulation and tulus
LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFFS FRÖM HELL. ATÖMIC BLASTFÜKKING SLAÜGHTER ÖF FALSES
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If you want something really obscure, this odda do it
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Any of the Black Legions stuff really, the stuff that is actual music at least. Vlad Tepes, Belketre... Moevot too though it isn't metal or even rock, just vocals and sometimes organ and shit.
average age of this thread : 15
Modal age of this thread: 15
average age of metal fans : 15
modal number of girls i make cum iwth my BIg penis: 15
based
modal age of girls i make cum iwth my BIg penis: 15
So this is the """resistance"""
Which Harry Potter characters correspond to which metal bands? I'm thinking Hagrid is Neckbeard Deathcamp, Hermione is Book of Sand, Draco is Doom, Several Snap is all the SHITTY nsbm bands, and Dumbleydore is Judas Priest.
who would win
is this the turnout for that one reddit screenshot that got posted here yesterday? About the nazi band playing some shitty club in LA?
death in june of course
that dude in the middle looks like Jim Sterling's echo fighter
They were protesting Horna, who aren't a nazi band.
>88
ironic
>Book of Sand
Fuck, I remember that meme lol. Someone post his backpatch
Which one is When The Light Dies?
Post albums with god-tier drumming
I'm thinking Sirius Black
When they're song has a chorus
>when they use the wrong "their"
When there're song has a structure
>whole tone scale
>when they are noise can be called "music"
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what are you blasting?
>when there's audible bass in black metal
>when their using they're "theiy're" wrong
>when there's audible bass
>swear tho boys shes like a petite lana ;) ;) v stoked
>when the riffs aren't polyrhythmic
Best Venom side project?
First for iron maiden and judas priest are for white trash
whens gh0stemane gonna transition lol
This is fucking disgusting
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Second from right is genuinely cute. Shame about who he hangs out with
did anybody ever figure out what band he played guitar for?
Cool it pedo
>she got blood on my Grandma floor
he didnt
Hellhammer or Celtic Frost?
Triptykon
Based sepulchral riffsposter
kek this picture
>Sempiternal Deathreign
Already based
Hope you bless us with your funerary dirges for this lamentable world more often.
MURDER MUSIC ORCHESTRATOR
i don't know why people always say this, the bass is audible 99% of the time even on shit-fi stuff
>got offered a show with Neckbeard Deathcamp earlier today
What do /metal/?
kiss your dad
So uh, that Rammstein video was really cool wasn't it?
wait till they're playing and yell FUCK NIGGERS into the mic while wearing a tuxedo
yes
>Father, You're Not a Father
the guys from immolation should really kiss their dads once in a while
THE REBIRTH OF MUTUAL LOVE
kek
?
Not enough gay or leather.
THAT POUR OF A BITTER RED BEING
THAT ESCAPES A THIN FRAME
A BITTER RED BEING
chuck would be jealous
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
this is horrible even for soundcloud rap standards
What was the album by Bolt Thrower alums that had a bunch of bullets on the cover?
Nope, I am completely wrong on my memories, the band was Hail of Bullets. Covers have no bullets on the covers.
what genre is your band? also, make sure to scream AMERICA IS FOR AMERICANS at the end of your set
DO YOU LIKE SUCKING CACA?
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26 minutes of based deathrash
check it out anons
Death metal.
RIP
RIP
RIP
Realistically, who cares how shitty the main bands are, it's always good to put on a show and promote your band. If you're the opener, I don't think anyone will fault your band with who they choose to play with: local bands play for all sorts of shows. It's not like going on tour where touring with weird bands could be negative advertising, I think.
definitely scream that then
when will a nigger have the balls to name his kid mortis
HIP
BROKEN
I love this so much. More stuff like this?
"entre el mar y la montaña" more specifically
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HOLY FUCK I CANT BELIEVE HOW RAD THIS ALBUM IS
>I WANT TO SET THE UUUUNIIIVERSE ON FIRE
What the FUCK is this
Anyone have the meme where its the death - leprosy album cover with supreme patty's face photoshopped over the guy?
METALLICA SUCKS
>HAIL
>TO
>HOOTS!
AN EPIC WAR IS FIGHT
I would do the show. However, depending on how your audience is feeling, I would make jabs at the fellow bands doing this gig. If you can, get the other bands to do this as well. The catch would be to see how many times you guys can get away with dissing Neckbeard Deathcamp under the guise of "Playful Jabbing at the other Bands." TL;DR Try to diss Neckbeard Deathcamp while pretending the disses aren't all directed at them.
>Oriental Enlightenment Bloomer Death Metal
How...how is this possible?
Rec me some worthwhile 2019 releases
What are the best Sludge Metal bands?
Buzzov'en, Seven Foot Spleen, 16, Grief, Noothgrush, Corrupted
extremely based
also, ossuarium, ultra silvam, and brymir
Cân Bardd > The Last Rain
Flamen > Furor Lunae
Véhémence > Par le sang versé
Funereal Presence > Achatius
Ellende > Lebensnehmer
Nasheim > Jord och aska
Saor > Forgotten Paths
Vanum > Ageless Fire
Only black is real this year
Meslamtaea
Barshasketh
Funereal Presence
Imprecation
Pulchra Morte
Ossuarium
Thanks anons
Do real people post in kpg, or is it all some bizarre cia psyops shit?
(please like my post so I can get the pickle perk)
welcome m8. Riff on.
There may be like 3 actual humans in those threads, and the rest of them are kpop fans
holy FUCK why was the czech experimental death scene so good in the early 2000s?
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Don't forget TOOH
post D O O M
the new Vargsheim was surprisingly good too
also the
Warfist
Saqra's Cult
Endimion
Asthma Castle
Drastus
like my post if you're not a tourist
no
t. ourist
n. igger butt hole
Im going to like my own post :)
>tfw I'm on the same side as christians
anyone?
NO♦️
We're doing it, I'll probably just ask how they feel about koop and gauge how many levels of irony they're on from there.
New Whitechapel song coming through!
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hop on outta here with that shit🐰
Please record it homie
woi
Reminder that we're getting a new album May 31st
that's a sick cover, it's a shame power metal is gay
shut up
power metal is fun
What should I listen to after Dead as Dreams and Diadem of 12 Stars?
Has any good doom metal come out this year lads
The new Swallow The Sun record is p gud
Death Fortress.
also wondering
I'm a dumbass and forgot to mention that Swallow the Sun and Palmistry are the only doom metal I've heard this year but both were fantastic
Is this an album cover? Reverse search just brings me monochrome pictures of Birch trees
Not yet ;) ;)
death fortress fucking rock
i enjoyed this
excuse the super söy cover
O SHIT
I haven't been here in a super long time are 3rd worlders still calling everyone numales here and posting that one album with the spaceship?
nah, now we're trying to get Yea Forums likes. Here, I'll give you one.
In that case
if you like Death Doom then Kaunis Kuolematon put out a really good new record
or if you're into Funeral Doom check out Quercus
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now this would be fucking BASED
Thanks I'll like you back
Also rip Jeff Hanneman
Bruh what if Dead wasn't dead lol like iMAGINE
>tfw likelet
Metal for this feel?
TELL ME MY FORTUNE GYPSY
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I always forget the names but the two "blank" of the "blank" albums fucking rip.
Nice doubles
However, that cover is irredeemably bad and is why people make fun of doom metal fans
>metal-archives.com
more than two of them senpai
all of them are good tho
It's called meal you fucking tourist
Blue texting witch!
this is actually not bad
ill do it again
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Reported for hack.
t. likelet
good evening
Not him but read it and weep
oh yeah? check mine out
may have just lost my best (and only) friend metal for this feel?
Omg just imagine how EBIN black metal would be
>fantasy in metal
Slayer > your favorite band
fantasy is onions repellent, for reasons we have been over a million times
Rolled 33 (1d100)
Move over bitch.
If I roll over 20 you all have to listen to Negura Bunget - Om.
The first rap metal band.
Based
You realize onions boost testosterone? right
>he doesn't know
Rolled 66 (1d100)
If I roll 51 or over you have to listen to the new Memeheaven single
>mass replying
nice digits. Liked.
Jokes on you I like it🐱
April Fools is gay.
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Thanks bro you're a metal good, not a poser or geek.
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cringe
Sent from my iPhone
do you guys think morbid saint would be worth seeing with only jay visser remaining of the spectrum of death lineup
no u
melodeath is based🍙
Carcass is great, Edge Of Sanity is great, (old) Sentenced is great
>they added fucking upvotes
Everyday this board is getting closer to reddit
It's not ''gay'' you faggot. It derives from European pagan traditions
THIS IS THE VALLEY OF DEATH
no
stupid dummy
Dude, it's april fools.
Slayer is the best american thrash metal. Germans did it even better though.
Morbid Saint is better
is it true that louis armstrong is the pioneer in gurutal voice that metalfags love so much?
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I have to admit, that I've never listened it. I have to do it now though.
Well in the sense, that Louis Armstrong influenced rock'n roll, which in turn influenced blues rock / hard rock, which influenced heavy metal, which influenced thrash metal, which influenced death metal. It was an influence, but it's so far away as an influence, that it isn't important for death metal.
No, completely different thing. There's no aggression in his voice.
Of course.
And Jimmy Hendrix helped a lot too.
Why do all meal albums have terrible artwork
It's all either edgy or pretentious
Artlet
Who cares about artwork? Most genres have horrible artwork. Music is the point of it all anyway.
>edgy or pretentious
Not an argument nor a valid criticism.
Provide some examples.
It's more interesting that that le random bad photo trend people are doing now.
You're all pretty lame
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Be trve and throw pig heads at them from the side of the stage and shoot swastika t-shirts from a t-shirt gun at the crowd
ummm excuse me user but bad photography with no text on top of it is a display of how real and raw the music is, which is why everyone adopted it at the same time and any idiot with ms paint can slap text onto any photo.
what is happening to Yea Forums?
>tfw realize new Sleep was already almost a year ago
Slayer > Slayer?
I don't think it would hurt to see it
Candlemass
Wait, so this year's prank is being r*ddit? You guys must love it then, huh?
Downvoted. Who hurt you, sweety? You must be fun at parties!!!
Anyone know songs with similar riff to that verse on A Mansion In The Dark? I absolutely love how it sounds and feels to play, or any bands with KD-like riffs in general.
Great album user.
take the metalcore pill
Tfw no metal head guy with long hair, really big feet, and really long toes to findom me
i would never
1 like = 1 riff
Mercyful Fate worship > Celtic Frost worship
>mfw I play in what essentially is a MF worship band
Life is great lads
What's it called? There seems to be a stupid amount of MF inspired Swedish bands
Morbid Fart? Yeah I worship them.
DAAAMIEEEEN
We haven't released anything yet, but we got studio time booked this summer. We're named Zatyr (yeah I know, boring band name but I didn't pick it).
Thoughts on caverncore?
Good stuff, hope it goes well. I think there's a renewed interest in "retro" bands recently, with Ghost and Lucifer.
Yeah, we are somewhat inspired by that weirdly specific retro wave of Mercyful Fate inspired swedish bands that came a little while ago (Ram, In Solitude, Trial, Portrait, Ghost, etc).
😃
virgin chad, chad virgin
And Source. Too bad most of these people are pretentious as all hell.
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this song at 2m 48s is how i feel
no other song encapsulates how i feel
please let me just die in peace
>soidom
>poser
>this song at 2m 48s is how i feel
>no other song encapsulates how i feel
>please let me just die in peace
what went so right lads? is this the greatest album of all times?
>bla bla ching chong wasabi
Some salty Soidomite mod is gonna give you a warning for this post. Verbatim got one myself for this response.
Checked
Are there really mods here? And are they autistic enough to not get an obvious shitpost?
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please let this be sepulchral riffs poster
ARE YOU READY?
WILL YOU BE?
WILL YOU FIGHT WORLD WAR 3?
WHAT ARE YOU BLASTIN', NIGGER?
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU SURE?
WILL YOU FIGHT WORLD WAR 4?
PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH
CAUSE IF YOU SURVIVE
YOU'LL DIE IN PAIN
IN WORLD WAR 5!
DO YOU WANT
>DUN DUN DUN
TOTAL WAR
>DUN DUN DUN
UNLEAH THE BEAST
>DUN DUN DUN
IN MAN ONCE MORE
MAAAAA
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT'S ALL PART OF THE DEAL
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LET HIM INSIDE
YOU SEE
AMON BELONGS TO......
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Finilly properly checking out Teitanblood, and fuck me it's good. Perfect balance between riffs and atmosphere. Definitely my new favorite war metal band.
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Is atmoshit soi?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
it has soul
>Soitheist
nice taste you worthless faggot
witnessed
Based
D E A D
G E N E R A L
Fuck you i’m brown tho
Weather's finally getting good, time to get fucked up alone but happy this time. Metal for this feel? Thrash and slam appreciated.
riff grind
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Gimme one album that riffs harder. I have a strong feeling you are unable to.
Spectrum of Death
A LONE SOUL AT NIGHT SITS AND BAYS AT THE MOOON
THOUGH SOMETIMES HE'S A MAN- IT'S A PENTAGRAAAM
not enough tabla wankery, vocals not as good as maynard. Fake.
lyrics are for posers, poser
the rest of the red letters are basically describing Heinous
LG Petrov is the best DM vocalist
I want primitive sounding death metal, better if it's deathgrind, i listened to this and i want more!!!
Hey I got that fortune too!
as you were
LG x
what is this?
gsproduction.bandcamp.com
Not metal.
GHOULS
Thrash > death
Death > Deathrash >>>>>>>> Thrash
ÖÖÖÖÖÖUUUGHHH > UGH
D-beat > blast beat
>tfw getting warm outside
I don't want winter to end bros
Based and cavepilled
deathdoom > all
>Paysage d'Hiver is gone
>Deafheaven isn't
kys
>Opeth is gone
>Katatonia isn't
This is the best timeline
a distinguished opinion but one that requires one more adjustment to be 100% accurate
blackdoom > deathdoom > all
no doom only good luck
Your fortune: Good Luck
Yeah Im hyped. Theyre also coming to my city for the tour! I saw them last time with Alestorm and honestly Gloryhammer was the better show.
Not impressed by reddit tricks, sorry. Nice dubs tho
rec me some blackdoom
nice , thanks for the reminder
was this album the one that put tech death on the map and if so, is there other albums similar to this one?
...
NEW THREAD
fuck which one do we go to lads
Admittedly this is tricky because a lot of it doesn't get explicitly labeled as blackdoom unlike deathdoom but here's a few favs that I consider it
>Forgotten Tomb's first three albums
>The Ruins of Beverast's entire discography
>Deinonychus - Insomnia (and The Silence of December if you want a good-but-very-amateur-ish take)
>Katatonia - Dance of December Souls (you prolly already heard it cause it gets lumped in w/ deathdoom, though it's more black than death imo)
>Mizmor - Yodh
there's a fair bit of crossover with blackdoom and DSBM so if you don't care for that whole scene then just think happy thoughts
The people have spoken, so I'm deleting the other one
>muh rowdit
show your score bitchboi😂
the first demo is also pretty good
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Back when Katatonia was good