*schlop schlop schlop schlop*

a dancer, who gets high in a field

Ruff ruff

>trying to jack off
>cat starts making gross slurping noises with its food/water dish

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>Trying to jack off
>Cat jumps on bed and lies next to you
>Can't bring yourself to keep jacking off
Faggot cat has been reading about nofap

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You shouldnt keep your cats food and water right next to each other. Theyre programmed to think that the water is poisoned from a carcass

but user, a cat is fine too.

:)

>small thing on floor
>cat sees small thing on floor
>continues to paw at small thing on floor for literally hours upon hours

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baste and schlop-pilled