What went so horribly wrong?

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no one cares about the board. if you dont care your posts are trash. the problem ie nobodt cares.

>have sex
Have YOU ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

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Honestly I think Im responsible for alot of it. I just spam memes and shit up threads by calling people incels or faggots. I often times pretend to have retarded opinions just to get a reaction out of others and I barley ever contribute to any good discussion.

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Yea Forums used to be good then kanye west came out with a new album
everything went to shit when mbdtf released

Based. Women are pointless.

>Delete /pol/tards and commies
Le epic Rational Centrist

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I love this website

Anyone else notice how slow this board has gotten? There are definitely less people posting here these days.

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It's the most stressful time for anyone in school. don't worry, summerfags will be back.

*has sex*
What now?

What the fuck happened to Yea Forums.org? It's broken and one day has already passed.

>Yea Forums
lmao dead site, 4channel is the new king

Oh... great....

BaSed