Claims to be a music fan

>Claims to be a music fan
>He can't into jazz and classical
Why do people do this?

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are you claiming I need to enjoy every popular genre?

I like jazz and classical and have some background in basic music theory but I feel that I'm not educated enough to talk about them intelligently

Because classical is hundreds of years old music made by old dead white people. I mean have you listened to Opera? Who seriously listens to that but old pretentiously rich white people?

Jazz? Jazz? Jazz is wankery for people that can’t write a real song. “Let’s hide behind improvisation.” Plus it has no balls. The original soi music.

A music fan would find value in every genre, not dismiss one all together.

Jazz is gay, I hate music

I think you mean a tourist

Real shit I was at a beach in Ft Lauderdale today and some bright red sunburnt old fart sitting on a bench was blasting opera over a really shitty bluetooth speaker. He literally epitomized the pretentious old fart litening to opera stereotype

every genre doesn't have value

>Because classical is hundreds of years old music made by old dead white people
But that's wrong.