>tfw no qt Antediluvian gf edition
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first for death-thrash
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Post old-school boomer metal.
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median age of this thread: 15
Psychonaut 4
>w-what's the point of the metal subculture
only because you've brought it down
What do you guys think of Razor Piss?
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Alright lads, since I know atleast one or two people here are interested: the first track of my Caveman War Metal project is out.
This will be but on an EP in the future. Feel free to give feedback and tell me how much it sucks.
Thanks to the kind user who made the logo!
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I feel like Ildjarn is the most caveman black metal out there and I don't see it here
I get you. The chart is due for an update.
I don't always agree with his taste but he's B&R.
wtf your track is actually cool, the vocals are fucking nuts. really evokes the image of homo erectus banging on rocks and sticks.
good job
I'm pretty sure homo erectus is Gaahl's new stage name
Massive hypocrite with some objectively trash opinions.
>the vocals are fucking nuts
Thanks man! They used to fucking terrible so it's nice to see I've made some progess in that department.
actually, Gaahl only accepts Platonic love and doesn't like intercourse
based Gaayhl
LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFFS. SÖDÖMIZING INDIE PÖSEÜRS AND FALSE WIMPS WITH ATÖMIC FÖRCE.
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One of his mythos videos popped up for me the other day and was surprised that we have similar tastes. Ie love for Motley Crue and WASP but I don't get his retarded hate for death metal or Darkthrones crust albums.
He's entertaining to watch but don't give a fuck about movies or video games, was hoping he just discussed metal.
even gayer
>Sverige
fett
BAAAAAAAAAAASED
Hade tänkt att skriva in "The ur-caverns of neolithic disaster" eller nått liknade men fanskapen på Bandcamp lät mig inte
>tfw no grottflickvän
Time to shill my own project too!
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melodeath sucks
Imagine being such a turbopleb that you can't into one of the greatest metal bands of all time
True Satanic Black Metal Black Metal, real music not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misanthropists
imagine listening to boomer stadium rock in 2019
>dalarna
Jahopp. När ska vi göra en split?
They're growing on me
>stadium rock
>Killers
1:34-1:54 is fucking G R O O V Y
For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.
But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.
This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.
He needs to do more metal mythos. I don't agree with a lot of his opinions but it's pretty entertaining to watch and has motivated me to listen to a few albums over again that I had written off. Does anybody know of any similar channels that are good?
While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.
“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?
Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.
Glad you liked it bröther
let me guess:
>he listens to black metal
In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.
Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:
Whats like seeing Mortiis live?
>The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.
I know I'm replying to copypasta but I absolutely agree with this
>muh trad is the only REAL metal
*crack*
like synthpop but spooky
what's trad? I call it hard'n'heavy, chum.
That's not what I said. Lmao you numales are too easy to detect
>tfw wasted teen years listening to and making solo black metal and now am a mid-20 kissless social retard
at least I'm not a poseur
>Lmao you numales are too easy to detect
...
I rate it an ÜGH out of RÜGH
Are these guys good?
Hah! Kul idé men jag är lite för att arrangera sådant. Ingen aning hur det går till heller.
I listened to fucking Blodsband in early 20s
Doesnt he just play Skyrim music?
downfall network, you will enjoy that
Mortiis has moved away from dungeon synth about 20 years ago
Is m8l8th elite?
m8l8th is metalcore
>Ingen aning hur det går till heller
Just den delen hade jag kanske inte tänkt ut exakt heller. Hade vart kul dock!
it's buttmetal for low iq LARPing Nazis
>tfw no qt Antediluvian gf
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What an ANGEL omfg
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What metalcore let you roman salute on stage?
Did any of you guys play extreme metal songs at your school talent shows?
I can't be the only one here...
It's always the fucking SWEDES
>Icelandic people are finally awake
how are your volcanoes?
does it sound like Skyrim music?
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Phantom of the Opera, to be honest lads
shitty blackened metalcore bands who surround themselves with yes-men NatSocfags
the ones marketing toward posing retards who excuse shit music because it aligns with their politics
hes playing era 1 stuff on his current tour
I'M RUNNING FREE YEAH
I'M RUNNING FREE
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ultra based
How the fuck did they allow this show to happen without people shutting it down?
What the fuck does the audience do at a dungeon synth show anyways? Is it like drone or noise shows? People just gaze at the stage?
thank you my nigga
well expect a guy standing behind a synth for 2 hours then
No but I played Ebba Grön & Imperiet songs at school things multiple times
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SHRILL CRIES
>drone or noise shows
I been to plenty of those shows, boring af. At least we dungeon synth you can pretend you are listening to rpg music live
>At least we dungeon synth you can pretend you are listening to rpg music live
But half the fun of RPG music is playing a game that associates with it
So who was the bigger downgrade?
Dickinson > Blaze
Clive > Nicko
Adrian > Janick
Which song/songs did you play?
based putting posers in their place
standing still and enjoying the music is better than retarded tryhard mosh shit hardcore kids do at least
there should be dungeon synth concerts/LAN parties
Adrian > Janick because all the 90s albums are pretty terrible, Blaze did his best, he just came in at a time when the band was shit
I played Gorgoroth - Sign of an Open Eye (entry-level, I know, but I was like 15) but I did harsh vocals instead of the lame spoken word stuff
how'd it go
That's actually pretty based user. No, I haven't seen a talent show since I was a 5th grader.
embarrassing. It was just me so I used a pre-programmed drum track and had no bass guitar
that's pretty true
>not liking Sodom
Playing in a band seems fun and all, but that would require finding like-minded people or moving to a city. Fuck that. Only basement meal is true.
more bands like this?
t. posing faggot too scared to go to shows
social anxiety is kvlt
ebu gogo album in its entirety
but the savagery had gone too far
>true and kvlt are synonyms for faggot
as we all suspected
What metal songs/albums do you like that utilize seven and eight string guitars?
being gay is also kvlt
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it's never going to get better sitting in your parent's house
Korn
ahh this brings memories
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except gaahl is known to be a massive poseur by anyone who's not a tourist
Going outside and socializing with people who you can't connect with is better?
this is fucking good
yeah, they have some good songs
you don't have to socialize at a concert for an outsider genre like extreme metal. no one fucking cares
Bolzer uses a 10 string and it's glorious.
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yes you fucking retard that's how you learn
Thanks! I appreciate it
Batushka
thy fart is murder
fuck minorities, fuck jews and fuck women
>at least I'm not a poseur
I'd cool it with the Memeborg pics if that's your one point of pride
>except gaahl is known to be a massive poseur
known? have you met him?
100% based
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whatchu say whiteboy
these guys arent even NS, they just added the 'SS' so that they would instantly get signed by Darker Than BLACKED
>Confusing Gaahl with King Ov Hell
I doubt they are actually NS as well, but they do drive home the image.
>Swastikas on every album cover
>SS in the name
>song titles like "Tåget" ("The Train")
What are your absolute favorite Industrial Metal bands?
fucking heaviest roughest guitar tone
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edgy
lmao, try attacking a grown white man you rat
Pretty sure the dude owns a prominent NS label or some shit like that. Plus one of the songs is about the train to Auschwitz.
what is the most savage thrash you know?
Song you would fuck to:
Song you would get married to:
Song you would kill to:
>the most badass guy in black metal is black
who'da thunk
Let's all watch poserTV for a second
Ministry and Godflesh are fanatastic, but all other industrial metal that isn't IBM/IDM is fucking terrible.
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>Song you would fuck to:
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>Song you would get married to:
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>Song you would kill to:
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all three:
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Literally watched it for one second
B.o.B 4lit
Tyga Taste
I Kill People Trippie Redd (SLOPPED not Chopped)
>Sam Dunn
Man what a fall that guy had.
and what was the fall? becoming a successful filmmaker?
What a fall?
TOO EXTREME
He was cool back in the day because he actually cared about Metal as music. But when you look at his channel and the content they put out, it seems he's lost his passion which sucks because he seems like such a nice guy.
>Song you would fuck to:
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>Song you would get married to:
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>Song you would kill to:
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Songs you would take a walk to?
Vader is to Morbid Angel what Cinderella is to Motley Crue
seething tranny
GHOULS
ATTACK THE PUSS
CRUSH
THE HOLY CLIT
POINTING
THE DICK T'WARD HELL
WRITHE
IN PUSSY JUICE
>metal band has "SS" at the end of name
real creative, guys
Trippie Redd - Taking a Walk (SLEWED not Spewed)
they sound like scooby doo music
IT'S TERROR TIME AGAIN
SHAWTY THINK I WANNA DIEEEEE
CUZ MY THOUGHTS ARE SUICIIIIIDE
That cat really doesn't want to be there
that cat is zooted my nigga
ma nigga
cw: suicide
THE COUPE DOORS ARE SUICIDE
THE COUPE DOORS ARE SUICIDE
Lol
Post scooby doo type tunes
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who the hell are Astronoid and why are they "best selling of all time" on bandcamp's black metal tag?
cartunes
Is this bleep or metal and what is metal?
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brostep
>Dickinson > Blaze
I've never listened to music to listen to someone sing, but when they sound good it certainly helps. I'd take Bruce over Blaze any day
>Clive > Nicko
They're just both good at what they were or are there for. No gripes
>Adrian > Janick
As soon as Adrian leaves the band the albums get progressively worse until he and Bruce make that triumphant return on Brave New World. Could be a coincidence and maybe Steve Harris was just in a shitty funk for a decade but I will go with this one as the biggest downgrade. It was nice of them to let Janick stay in the band because you can have the dual leads while someone still plays the rhythm backing but I'm peeved that he will still play solos in some of Adrian's spots tho this very day, Adrian is a much more melodic player, Janick just kinda does some weird shredding
It's bleep by a metal musician. He was in prison at the time and only had access to a keyboard.
t. black dick riding nu male
BLACK DICK ALL IN YR SPOUSE AGAIN!
Post metal albums that tell a story
the basement? more like the base(D AND GOREPILLED)ment
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where I'm from there are no niggers
india?
I live in a basement
he literally tells an 18 minute story
fumar es lindo jaja
Necesito el metal STONER
here's your japanese metal opera, bro
DUDE WEED LMAO :DDD
Like Skrillex? Based.
(You) #
Based.
wew, gay. Enjoy your estrogen
>pizza in one hand, chainsaw in the other?
lol
This but ironically
UNO
DOS
TRES
CUATRO
most King Diamond albums
Nocturnus - The Key
SHAWTY KNOW I KILL PEOPLE
REAL PEOPLE
I'd eat the chainsaw
What the heck
This but unironically >:)
Slayer - Kill Again for all 3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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Metal Blade recording or Steamhammer recording?
Metal Blade for me. Production is much closer to In the Sign of Evil and a better vocal performance from Tom.
>tfw my logo is on a good project
>mfw I found based logo user
>mfw based logo user likes my project
Thanks again dude! Is there any way I can credit you?
it's a cool logo user, good job
I'll contact you on Bandcamp
Thank you user
Modern age black metal fandom is gay
Damn, her drumming on λόγος is batshit crazy AND she's qt?
This is ironic, right
Was Bathory's The Return (1985) the first metal record ever to use low death metal growls (not as main vocal style, but on few occasions)?
Of the top of my head I can't think of any other one.
Kam Lee did low growls on a Death demo the same year, but I don't know if that counts since it isn't an album.
Symphonic "black metal" has always been pure cringe. Have you guys forgotten Cradle Of Filth?
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I mean this exists but came out the same year
Sodom - In The Sign Of Evil
did it first. In exactly the same way, too so I wouldn't be surprised if Bathory took inspiration. Although it's worth noting that both album's cases of the lower pitched vocals are using modified effects to do so.
We've had self aware overthetop goof shit in black metal for a while now. Some of the most egregious examples comes from one of the most legendary bands: Immortal. At least it's self aware, unlike A LOT of stuff in the black metal world that's just straight cringe even though it's my favorite music.
Necrophagia had demos out by then I think. Also Hellhammer if that counts. I also would count what says
Why do I like this song so much?
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This surprised me with how heavy it got, good track
this isnt goofy or funny tho, this is reddit/facebook meme shit
CHOPPA PUT BULLETS IN YR SYSTEM
CHOPPA PUT BULLETS IN YR SYSTEM
why is every funeral doom album on MA rated 90%+?
user let me make album art for you
The orchestration is very impressive, interesting experience in a metal album
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I fucking loved this video back in the day
sauce?
The funeral doom classics are very consistent bands, for some reason. Also people that are into funeral doom seem to be very into it.
Happily. Just know in advance that I might be a bit picky though. Another user decided to make some art for me a while back, and while I truly do appreciate the effort, his artstyle didn't fit the project at all.
i don't see why this should get your panties in such a twist. try harder you edgy faggots
only funeral doom fans care about it so only they bother to rate the albums
The only albums that have bad ratings in general are either
>a well established band selling out or otherwise shitting the bed
>""""controversial"""" popular bands like Mastodon and Deafheaven that attract spergs who rate
It's trying to be goofy in a cartoonish way, down to the early 1900s style cartoons way of doing lyrics and the cute modern cartoons style approach to how the band members were drawn. Sure it's dumb as shit when it comes to music video stuff but as I mentioned earlier so is just about everything black metal like this. It ain't cartoons, but the Dimmu stuff from the mid-late 2000s looks hell of a lot dumber.
I like some bits from this and Angel Of Retribution because they remind of 70s Priest which is my favorite Priest.
70's Priest = best Priest
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Deafheaven is actually shit tho
About 10 years ago I stumbled upon a picture, which had Euronymous and Dead drawn as a cute anime characters. So nothing new I guess.
>70's Priest = best Priest
>70s Priest which is my favorite Priest
Same, Sad Wings is otherworldly and all their stuff is great in some way to me
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This one... RIFFFFFFFFFFFFFS
While I do love 80's Priest, and if I had to choose a favorite JP album it would probably be Painkiller, there is just something magical about the trinity of SWOD, Sin, and Stained Class. The songs are so much more adventurous and the albums flow so much better from one track to another. Not to mention Rob's insane vocals
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what do you have in mind
Best Thou album?
Nah it looks like animations from the 2000s a scene kid in highschool would make, for ^_^ le random lols! or like any of these animated music videos with self aware lyrics. I think my point is, I hate how pop cultural black metal has become.
Nothing specific really. If you have any ideas that you think could fit then go for it.
Thank you in advance anyway! It's cool that people want to help out with the project.
Have you seen documentary movie Blackhearts? It has guy at the beginning telling to little kids about black metal, with a smile on his face, that how it's good thing now that black metal is now safe and mainstream, and that we have black metal bands doing school concerts and such. I had to stop watching it after few minutes. I just couldn't bear the amount of cringe.
this a soimilk ad?
Based bois ;3c
I was referring to something like this. I don't watch cartoons anymore, but the last one I did watch (Spectacular Spiderman) does this too where it makes the characters like small/skinny/cute style.
I do think the pop cultural aspect has always been there to an extent. The norwegian stuff has a heavy popular fantasy literature influence and an influence from a relatively new yet also very popular electronic dance music culture which was at that time popping out hits like this: youtube.com
It's more apparent today though that's for sure, but that's also because black metal is a lot more popular in general. Shit wilds me out every time I see over a million views for so many of the classic stuff on youtube.
no? what the fuck is this. It's like retards who wear communist shit while dressing as transexuals, it looses it's meaning.
that's soi boi garbage tho, fantasy literature is cool.
What's next a black metal music video but all the charecters are pops? It's just them being goofy and funny guys just like immortal did with their black metal videos back then.
cuz, I'm bored and this looks gay and I like making fun of it cuz it's fun. You should try it some time.
Doesn't matter when the end result of the influence is still some dumb shit either way (except the dance music influence which I think is responsible for the cool hypnotic feel of black metal but that's more musical). Whether it's Abbath and crew running around a forest like a bunch of idiots or some stupid cartoon, it's always dumb as shit. You don't wanna take the non-musical shit too seriously and just enjoy the music.
Something of equivalent stupidity will probably come along and keep doing so as long as black metal exists.
NO
>NO
FOENEM TWEEKIN IMMA BUSS 'IM UP
It's great, comfy as fuck
What are some bands that do epic doom more in the style of Swallow the Sun than Candlemass? I love Candlemass but have just started getting into Swallow the Sun
I don't think this site should promote on its forum that sort of bands who is clearly tied to violent far right groups that have an increasing influences in some countries including Ukraine. They are a part of a real threat toward non white and lgbt people amongst others. Don't give them that sort of puplicity. Block them on those forums. Especially those who link interviews showing those ideologies.
I don't know where the line is drawn concerning those type of bands but I don't think bands clearly afiliated to Al Qaeda or peadophile rings for exemple are allowed to put publicity in here. At least I hope they are not allowed here. There's not a gray line concerning Peste Noire. His band is clearly a vehicule for his ideology and he is clearly linked to far right people, training with violent hooligans. I don't think that sort of hooligans are just sitting all days in front of their tv.
FUCK NIGGERS
The first six bands in the "Similar Artists" tab are a good bet.
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For Katatonia you're specifically wanting their Brave Murder Day album as they stylistically change up a lot.
man, I miss him ;-;
t. nigger lover
>it looks gay
you realize it was originally a comic, right?
>it was a comic so that means it's not gay
Personally? Agreed.
I don't think this site should promote on its forum that sort of bands who is clearly tied to violent far right groups that have an increasing influences in some countries including Ukraine. They are a part of a real threat toward non white and lgbt people amongst others. Don't give them that sort of puplicity. Block them on those forums. Especially those who link interviews showing those ideologies.
I don't know where the line is drawn concerning those type of bands but I don't think bands clearly afiliated to Al Qaeda or peadophile rings for exemple are allowed to put publicity in here. At least I hope they are not allowed here. There's not a gray line concerning Peste Noire. His band is clearly a vehicule for his ideology and he is clearly linked to far right people, training with violent hooligans. I don't think that sort of hooligans are just sitting all days in front of their tv
SHAWTY SAY HE KILLIN PEOPLE BUT I REALLY FUCKIN DO IT
Thank you transexual poster!
I SENT THIS TRICK A PICTURE OF MY DICKS!
Not bad, though the production is quite tinny sounding. Overall reminds me a bit of Warloghe so far.
FACEBOOK WOOT! YOU DOIN IT! COWABUNGA DOOD! go go dracula ;)
ROFL #FACTS MY G NOW POST RIFFS!!!!
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I LIKE VAGINA AND MAKE LYRICS THAT SOUND IGNORANT
if halo was a vagina, id fuck it
mods
Can this namefag go back to twitter already
Based
Is there anyone more influential than pic related to make black metal as popular as it is now? I don't think so.
BooleanPerspective
>BooleanPerspective
hmm too complex for me, I'm going to go back to jerking off to clout rappers.
Tasteful :3 i look like jumex
you are all niggs
do you ever find a riff so gnarly it makes you wonder how you went through your whole metal life without hearing it cause that's how this made me feel
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Woi
all hail the power of the R I F F
Sent you a message on there.
See
Thread ruined.
What is the most metal school subject?
Make a new one then jaja
>school
>school
>school
Not /metal/. Tourist
Laugh normally.
show dick or tits on Yea Forums
I like sticking my finger in my ass wearing short shorts.
they need to make some videos and not do shitty livestreams
Nude or nothing.
Angel?
any good black metal from norway so far this year?
Sauce?
damn that was great
t. Devin Townsend
Lel
gjendod - krigsdoger
that's sad
lul jajaja
It's comfy af tbqh. Smokin loud Bumpin loud Sippin good B]
Amiga :3
xàxàxà
new bread
Sent ;)
>Ministry
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Bare early.
idk how this threads still getting bumped with over 300 replies, did they change muh 4chans?
*sips Jumex*
Idk
Np
PULL UP ON YO BLOCK THEN I BLEED IT
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OP is
....a faggot.
it doesn't look like it though