Normie test + music taste thread

Id flip Autechre and BoC

i listen to music from all sections but i'm a Tier C normie????? shit test

Shit, I meant 2.55

>tfw waiter because starvation is the alternative
>had sex once so not a virgin
>hang out with a few stoners so not friendless
>Lame normie
Fugazi

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I got cool normie but I'm a schizophrenic psychopath so I don't think the test is very accurate.

niche normie
X= -2
Y= 4.25
my favorite bands lately have been guided by voices and husker du

Psychopaths are quite normie. The schizo might drop that though.

Beta Orbiter

X = -1
Y = 10

Tier B Normie

I love post-punk and shoegaze.

It does say that it's not meant to be taken seriously.
t. schizoaffective cool normie

I'm on border of edge lord ,sperg and lame normie
which is obvious cause I'm a literal sperg

I guess high functioning schizophrenic people are just considered eccentric

x:0
y:-4.25
mainly listen to post punk but i do like talking heads and the smiths. stopped listening to nirvana and sufjan tho

Lame normie
X - -2
Y - -1.5
The Normie that doesn't do normie stuff. He has a subtle hint of autism, which Normies can detect, causing them to be 'lame'. He usually has unconventional interests like gaming or anime, but still gets laid. He might not get laid, but he can. He gets invited to parties occasionally, but he doesn't have fun, as he'd rather be doing something sperg-y. Too normal for the spergs, too sperg for the normies.

>bloomer - doomer
stay on your board and fuck off faggots

Oh, but to be useful, I do enjoy the music in the cool normie section so the chart works for my results

>Failed normie
X: -4
Y: 1.5
I spend most of my time listening to Sufjan and Neil Young

>dulm.ddns.net/normie/
i got lame normie :\

x -5
y -8

Node by Northlane

>cool normie
I do like Talking Heads, my favorite band being My Bloody Valentine and one of my fav records are Fear of music and Going Blank Again.
Used to be a music beta but now I use my internet culture to not look like a dick.

really the "lame normie" section is for otherwise spergy people who forced themselves to grow up

X=5 and Y=9.25
Favorite band/act is Nurse with wound (have multiple of their records on vinyl)
Have a job that requires me to be super Social (sales)
I was sure I would score more Doomer at least. Apparently am a party brah

Turbo normie is pretty good

X-7
Y-7.5

Really enjoy Fishmans, Injury Reserve, Vampire Weekend, Bob Dylan, Swans and Death Grips. My Favorite Albums are probably
1. Vampire Weekend - S/T
2. Fishmans - 宇宙 日本 世田谷
3. Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde

Sperg, yet I only listen to classical.

X=-4 Y=-2 Fav Album(s): ITAOTS and LYSFLATH
Lmao neither of the categories fit in with mine but I enjoy Swans and Slint's music still so I stilll fit in with spergs.

Edge Lord
X - -4
Y - -6.75

i don't have a favourite artist because i don't identify with music made by others. i don't even identify with the music i make.

said like a true edge lord

Took it earlier and vaguely remember my results as (0, 4.5)
It put me in Niche Normie, but I feel like I would be closer to Failed Normie. I was kinda raised on indie shit similar to what's on the chart, but nowadays I'm into more "weird" music. Zappa, Beefheart, OTC, The White Noise, some more obscure stuff like The Savage Young Taterbug
Found this today from Scruffy-core, but you might like Earwig by Blake Babies. Has some nice jangles if you're ever in the mood for that.
Cursive's Domestica if you're looking for something similar to Fugazi (fair warning: it's more emo)

What the ACTUAL fuck? Who wrote this shit test.

>Normie
>X - 2
>Y - 4.25
>Nothing special. Listens to electronic dance music, his favourite show is what's being pushed on the on-demand streaming service he uses.

I literally hate everything that's said in the description. I'm sorry that I can actually socialize and start/carry a conversation, have worked and going to college, have a bf but that doesn't make me a normie. Really I'm a misanthrope normie, but I just know how to fake it exceedingly well.

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X = 4
Y = 9

Beach House, Khruangbin, David Bowie, NIN, been listening to lots of tech house & disco

You seem really secure with your self image, so secure in fact that you need to post about how wrong an online test was at labeling you because you just know yourself that well.

He told you not to take it seriously bro.

Who says I took it seriously? I know its a joke but that doesn't deflect that its still shit.

x = 1
y = 7
i like psych rock and pop and synth stuff. weird, weird test I don’t know if it’s good.

Real Chad's listen to Giacomo Meyerbeer

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+ Punk, Charles Mingus, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Bach, OutKast, Slint, Talking Heads, Earl Sweatshirt, Nirvana, David Bowie, Nick Drake, The Smiths, Kendrick Lamar

in that order
the top for are each in a different square, so idk what that makes me

I like Mac DeMarco, Ye, Tame Impala, Drake, RHCP, Tyler
Party dude
X - 4
Y - 9
Party dudes, sometimes referred to as 'Brad', are a few steps away from being Chad, but aren't due to laziness, or they've already peaked and are destined to be a Brad. They're better than your average normie, but are shadowed by Chad.

tfw my favorite band and favorite artist are on this chart

>failed normie
X - -3.5
Y - 3.25

I like Radiohead, King Crimson, Frank Zappa, and The Smiths.

Brads Represent. Twee Pop should be in the party dude space, op.

Got niche normie. I like Mazzy Star. Your test was a waste of my time.

Lame normie
X - -1
Y - -2.75
The Normie that doesn't do normie stuff. He has a subtle hint of autism, which Normies can detect, causing them to be 'lame'. He usually has unconventional interests like gaming or anime, but still gets laid. He might not get laid, but he can. He gets invited to parties occasionally, but he doesn't have fun, as he'd rather be doing something sperg-y. Too normal for the spergs, too sperg for the normies.
FUCK THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

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>Chad/Stacy
>Mozart, Bach
elaborate

Got sperg
like all of those artist so thats cool

Sperg
X - -4
Y - -4.75
Spergs are Autism Lite, they are capable of some socializing, but still face awkwardness. They are able to better their situation if they're blessed with good looks and wealth, but if they don't have those things, Normies may reject them due to there still being a hint of autism present.
cool

X = -4
Y = 8

Jack Stauber/Pilotredsun

Turbo normie
X - 5
Y - 6

My taste in music is way more “outgoing doomer” though. Sonic Youth, Nirvana, etc. The Y axis is always in flux, but I’d say the X axis is pretty accurate, even though I’m an introvert.

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Sperg
X - -6.5
Y - -3.25
Tim Buckley - Starsailor

>X - 3
>Y - 3.75
>Nothing special. Listens to electronic dance music, his favourite show is what's being pushed on the on-demand streaming service he uses.
I don't own any streaming service accounts and basically just listen to noise rock, old blues recordings and world music, pretty much all downloaded. I mean, it's good not to be a stereotype, but I think this test gives too much attention to trivial stuff.
Been listening to Skin Graft records lately.

i think im the only person on the planet that got fucking Edge Lord

-4.5
-6

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>normie
>pinkerton by weezer, miles davis, kendrick lamar, and some beatles albums
never listened to brockhampton.
i'm relieved i got normie though, legit better than scoring some faggot shit in the doomer section. i like almost all of these artists on the entire chart. This is really badly made though imo

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>heroin
based

Niche Normie and King Crimson is my favourite band.

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Party dude on the cusp of being chad
X-6
Y-8
Been listening to Fishmans, Lebanon Hanover, and Fleeting Joys a lot lately

I would be worse off if I didn't bother with self improvement back when I went on /fit/ on a daily basis. I enjoy Blues Folk and Dad Rock, i.e Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc, the most in terms of genres.

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Weird chart but I landed right on Kanye so you must be doing something right

>(2, 3.5) lolno
guess I have to listen to Weezer now

My results ending in either Niche or Lame Normie bloc. But I don't enjoy Radiohead, Bob Dylan, or Nick Drake all that much. They're fine, but far from my favorites.

That's pretty accurate, not a huge GYBE fan anymore though

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Failed Normie but from your music chart there I'd be a Normie (Beatles), Chad (Mozart, Bach), or Sociopath (Wagner)

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>Sperg
>X - -6
>Y - -0.75
>Normie percentage - 33.125
>Tier - D - Sperg
>Percentile - 27.1150%
>Spergs are Autism Lite, they are capable of some socializing, but still face awkwardness. They are able to better their situation if they're blessed with good looks and wealth, but if they don't have those things, Normies may reject them due to there still being a hint of autism present.

Favorite bands / artists: Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Pagan Altar, Carnivore, Type O Negative, Saviour Machine, The Gathering, The Cure, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Clan of Xymox, Dead Can Dance, The Mob, Poison Girls, CRASS, Rudimentary Peni, Siekiera, Crisis (UK), Amebix, Cro-Mags, Hellbastard, Manilla Road, Dio, Motörhead, Pentagram, Dystopia, Impetigo, Eyehategod, Iron Monkey, Autopsy, Mercyful Fate, Lester Maddox, Bathory, Razor, Slayer, Damien Storm, Mudoven, Bound For Glory, Black Hole, Captain Beyond, Buffalo, Flower Travellin' Band, Genesis, Rush, Emerson Lake & Palmer, King Crimson, Goblin, Pink Floyd, Alan Stivell, Frank Zappa, Christian Death, GG Allin, The Adicts, Anti-Nowhere League, Black Flag, Discharge, Charged G.B.H., White Pride, Angry Aryans, Skrewdriver, Landser, New Glory

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Normie since I'm just a fucking nerd with no self-esteem during high school but got better when got into college, but this is what I listen regularly. Plus lots of hardcore and post-hardcore

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Edge Lord
X - -3.5
Y - -6.25

Ah man. I don't have a favorite artist either.

youtube.com/watch?v=cPXVyFHvVl0

MGMT Congratulations
X - 2
Y - 8
"Party Dude". I can surely say that I am NOT a party dude lol

X 0
Y -1

Yeah, pretty acurate

all normie

Lame Normie
X - -2
Y - -1

Been listening to Fishmans (like everyone else here), tricot, philip glass/steve reich

>x: 1
>y: -2.75
Based on the music in the chart though, I'd place myself between sperg and lame normie. Pic related is my favorite album.

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Die Lit AOTY

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X: -1
Y: 1.25
Fav artist King Gizz. I dont listen to Car Seat Headrest.

X = 3
Y = 4.5
pretty accurate NIN, Ween, Radiohead more normie 90s alternative rock/metal

>has had sex a few times with one person that I fluked myself into a very brief (3 months) and uneventful relationship with 3 years ago
>Don't expect it to ever happen to me again
>not sure if I even care that much
I'd suggest a "how many sex partners" question. I suspect that the virgin question by itself has has more influence than it should. I also feel that including "weird fetishes" into the unusual interests question is too reductionist.
My favorite artists/bands would include:
Venetian Snares, Renard Queenston, GG Allin, Passenger of Shit, Komprex, and Crass (favorite band specifically), and clipping.

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>based normie
>coltrane

Niqqa how aspie are you?

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X - 4
Y - 8.75

But I am a virgin, I don't understand
I like psych rock/pop, local punk and folk (rock/ freak/ indie etc)

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X - 2
Y - 6.75
Muse or Walk The Moon

Don’t really listen to Kanye or much dad rock but solid meme chart anyway.

Niche normie
X - -3
Y - 3

>music taste
My favorite artists are Beatles, Velvet Underground, Syd Barrett, Public Image Ltd., Pavement.
My favorite genres are 60s psychedelia, noise rock, post-punk and black metal.

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chart is funny but idk if it’s accurate. i’m definitely more of a “cool normie” than a “party dude” - i feel like outgoingness has more to do with partying and it has less to do with bloomerism. i’m definitely taking this too seriously though lol
i got 1.5, 7.5. fav artist is the avalanches and fav album is pet sounds

>Lame Normie
>MGMT
>Too normal for the spergs, too sperg for the normies.
Accurate

X=0
Y=5.5

I got Niche Normie. I’ve been fucking with Animal Collective heavy here lately.

>Chad
>X - 7
>Y - 10
>The epitome of what a man wants to be. The Renaissance man, he is looked up to by everyone. All the women want him. All the men want to be him. His competitors aren't jealous of him, they're envious of him.

Jorge Ben, Kanye West, J Dilla, LCD Soundsystem, Can, Talk Talk, U.S. Girls, Camera Obscura, Alvvays, OutKast

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>Results: Niche Normie
>The Normie who is on the edge of being a Failed Normie. Usually consumes alcohol and tobacco, not to look cool, but to escape the mediocrity he's fallen into. In his headphones, he listens to indie music, probably. Has a giant sleeve tattoo and probably has his ex-girlfriend's name tattooed on him somewhere
>Tuple is (0, 4)
I couldn't be any further from the Niche Normie's description though, but the placement feels right. I do like some indie music however.

Here's my charts for March.

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Last.fm results are kinda skewed cause of a migration from an older account

I'm into pop, pop punk, Progressive rock, jazz including: Michael Jackson, Jeff Rosenstock, Frank Zappa, Art Van Damme, Weezer, Yngwie Malmsteen, Tevin Campbell, Jo Basile, Cortex, Sonic Youth, 植松伸夫, SOIL&“PIMP”SESSIONS, Frank London's Klezmer Brass Allstars, Kočani Orkestar, The Muffs, Walter Wanderley, Guy, Majestic, System of a Down, X Japan, Charles Mingus, Corbin, Herbie Hancock and James Carr.

Check out my music taste: last.fm/user/grimmwood

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>niche normie
Fav artists: MGMT, brand new, misfits, car seat headrest, bones, joji, death grips, george clanton, kero kero bonito, smashing pumpkins, mayhem, burzum, black flag, slayer, mac demarco, title fight, the smiths, starry cat.

Ah yes, ofcourse I like Nick Radio and Drake head

Sperg
X - -4
Y - -2.25

Looks like I'm right on the cusp of being a lame normie. I think having no friends/romantic relationships skews it a lot, I'm fairly normal I think but being mentally ill makes me into a gigantic autist

I'm into indie, folk punk, seen live including: Modest Mouse, Crywank, Mew, Codeine, Tegan and Sara, Xiu Xiu, Sparklehorse, Lowlife, Bladee, Cloud Nothings, Dreamend, Sonic Youth, Carissa's Wierd, California X, Hüsker Dü, Seam, His Name Is Alive, Red House Painters, John Maus, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Polvo, Robbie Basho and Bones.

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Niche Normie
x = -3
y = 2.75

Been listening to a lot of Jawbox and No Age lately

The only "EDM" I like is Justice, and the Sopranos ended over ten years ago. Shitty attempt at projectong, OP

However, the Beatles are indeed my favourite band...

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This test is flawed, having a couple friends and a gf doesn't make you a normie. I'm pretty awkward when interacting with most people. Anyway, my all time favorite album probably is Traced In Air by Cynic, although I haven't listened to it in years.

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Jandek

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X - 0
Y - 0
>tfw too autistic to relate to normies and too optimistic to relate to autists

Based Merssault

x = -3
y = -0.5

I do like Radiohead, Godspeed.
Don't mind Nick Drake, so pretty accurate.

Also, currently listening to The College Dropout.

X = 3.5
Y = 5
Favourite band's Swans

Tfw failed normie

>sociopath - Wagner
care to explain?

niche normie. yeah I drink and smoke weed. not to be cool just to numb myself. yes I listen to indie music on my headphones. no I don't have a sleeve tattoo of my ex-girlifriend. I've never had a girlfriend.

shit game bro.

(1, -0.75)
My taste varies widely, so I guess a neutral response makes sense.

i got party dude but my taste is much more (0,-8). i've been really making an effort to become a more outgoing and likeable person in the last few years so i guess it worked
favorite albums are velocity:design:comfort, loveless, and tsumanne

Lame normie
My favorite album is Spiderland

Specifically, I like a lot of stuff like The Microphones and Wilco, but lately more energetic normie-friendly stuff like Meat Loaf and Genesis. Also weirder stuff like Death Grips, Foetus, and Negativland.

X - 3
Y - 5.25

I don't really know who my favorite band is right now. Probably King Diamond, or the Beatles.

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X=4,
Y=7.75

Man it's strange to hear that I'm far to the normie end of the spectrum in this thread. You people really don't bathe regularly? And I'm definitely a strong introvert.

Favorite artist - not sure, maybe Darkthrone or Bathory.

My tastes definitely lie closer to the lower left hand corner of the chart.

X: 2
Y: 7
Animal Collective

I got the same result; it has to be because we answered the questions so bipolar that we ended up close to the origin lol

Party dude
X - 2
Y - 7.5
my favorite band is Ween so i guess it kinda applies

x= 4
y=2.25
my favorite album is the lamb lies down on broadway, but I guess I do like normie stuff like the beatles and pink floyd

I bathe usually thrice a week, so I had to say yes to that question.

X - 4
Y - 3.5

animal collective/avey tare

Lame Normie
X -3.5
Y 0.25

Favorite bands: Metallica, Blink-182, Paramore and Slayer

this is bullshit. i got cool normie but i know i'm somewhere between sad boy and edge lord

Why not bathe every day?

Maybe it's a bit of an American thing, but I have a Ukrainian roommate who doesn't bathe every day and he frequently has a noticeable body odor. It's really off putting. There are other grad students who I know who also sometimes have a noticeable smell. In the United States I don't think it's possible to really exist in normal social circles if you don't bathe every day, wear deodorant every day, etc. And it's such an easy thing to do.

I'm a cool normie, but not anything that things said because I'm smart, and don't care for the bands I got. Dumb bad test.

x=-4,5
y=-3.5
>sperg
dunno, I ve been to psychologist before and she said I didn't have autism/assburgers
>fav artist
uhhh dunno, maybe cryptopsy or slayer, as lame as it sound could aswell be pig destroyer afaik
>fav album
artillery's by inheritance, pissgrave's suicide euphoria, maybe lord mantis' pervortor (I'm not really good with favourites and all that shennanigans)

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Somehow I got normie
x 1 y 1.25
I have aspergers and no social interaction outside school and family, which is more than zero, thus I don't feel that I'm autistic.
Favourite band is Vágtázó Halottkémek btw.

the version yesterday before it was updated was better. i got fucking beta orbiter this time (???????????????)

Same music taste, Beatles are my favorite but add Nirvana to the list.

>Have a tattoo on my arm but not an ex's name

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The Verve Pipe - The Freshmen

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Is it possible to get an x:0 y:0 score in this?

Party Dude
X = 2
Y= 6.25

Favorite album is Dio's holy diver

Favorite artist is Mastodon.

>Cool normie
>X - 0
>Y - -0.25
It categorized me as cool normie, but really that point is on the cusp of cool and lame normie, a distinction which is probably more accurate.

Archive - Londinium

X - -2.5
Y - -6.25
Edge Lords are Spergs who don't care about things. They are usually atheist, and unlike Wizards, their social ineptitude fuels anger rather than magic. If an Edge Lord shows their power level around a Normie, they may face severe repurcussions. Edge Lords tend to rally with others like themselves, which forms a clique independent of the Normies.

>pic related is my favourite album

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lame normie aka doomer
>He might not get laid, but he can.
good one
>Post your results and your favorite album or artist
album - zen arcade
artist - guided by voices
>Also give recs/criticism of the joke chart I made so I can improve it
genres rather than artists might be worthwhile
based lame normie frens

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Cool normie
X - 0
Y - 0.5
The Normie who has a detatched ironic vibe going on that other Normies find to be 'chill'. They usually follow trends and fads, but it's only 'ironic'.

Basically I'm normie because I have a decent job, one real-life friend and I'm not a virgin

normie, i only have like 2 friends and a gf, no one talks to me, my fav artist is sufjan

At various times I've been a social outcast, orbiter, party dude, failed normie, niche normie, sperg, based normie, edge lord, and sad boy.

Party dude AKA Brad
I mostly listen to Thee Oh Sees and Ty Segall

I wonder how much height has an effect on the the test. I'm 6'5" and I got lame and niche normie on the two times I took the test and I'm pretty fucking autistic.

Also, Beck, Davide Bowie, Nirvana, the Pixies, Velvet Underground, Max Roach, Horace Silver, Charles Mingus, Charlie Haden and John Coltrane are some of my favourites.

X - -2
Y - -3.25
The Normie that doesn't do normie stuff. He has a subtle hint of autism, which Normies can detect, causing them to be 'lame'. He usually has unconventional interests like gaming or anime, but still gets laid. He might not get laid, but he can. He gets invited to parties occasionally, but he doesn't have fun, as he'd rather be doing something sperg-y. Too normal for the spergs, too sperg for the normies.
>tfw forever in limbo

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Cool normie
X : 1
Y : -1
I don't listen to anything from that chart, though, so no category really fits. Maybe Bach, and Autechre.
I'm into metal (folk, speed, power, black, death), various folklore, very few electronic genres, and some of the classical stuff.

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>nmh
>bloomer
How so, I would characterize them as doomer

x = -2
y = 5.5
skinny puppy - last rights

>sperg
swans are alright, haven't heard of any of the others

Extremely biased test but whatever.
Apparently I'm a Party dude AKA Brad.

Yeah, I do like to party but I'm not THAT outgoing.

Anyway, lately I've been listening to generic indie mostly, The Smiths, Grizzly Bear, Sufjan Stevens, so the label "Brad" might not be that far-fetched.

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Am a lazy asshole also
>I don't think it's possible to really exist in normal social circles if you don't bathe every day
I don't hang out in social circles very often.

>turbo normie

yeah I don't know I haven't listened to much besides like Iceage and Brainbombs lately because I feel like shit and hate myself but just because I can make eye contact while hating myself doesn't make me a normie

>normiefaggots in denial

(-2, -.75)

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X=3
Y=3.5

Oh man you're too kind

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Moderate Normie rep. But I think that description is off.

X - 4.5
Y - 6

Favorite artist: Severed Heads
Favorite album: Zappa's "Jazz from Hell"

>Lame normie
I listen to absolutely nothing in the lame normie box and unironically listen to prog and krautrock, out king gizzard in the lame normie square

>Do you currently have a romantic partner?
>(FWB, crushes, and hook-ups don't count)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
DO NORMIES REALLY GET LAID SO MUCH THAT THEY CONSIDER CASUAL SEX SOME KIND OF MASTURBATION

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>Turbo Normie
> (5,2)
>Does everything a normie does, but better

I'd say I'm closer to Normie and Cool Normie with the artists on the chart

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Normie
X - 2
Y - 6

Frank Zappa, BoC, Ariel Pink, John Maus

Is it really that bad if I like Nurse With Wound

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>Normie (???)
X - 2.5
Y - 6
mostly death metal and black metal so this is strange

>-3.5, 1
>Lame Normie
Only listen to 60s stuff. The description it has is pretty accurate. Too sperg for normies, to normie for spergs.

Favorite Artist: Kanye West
Favorite Band: Vampire Weekend
Favorite Album: I have multiple favs which change very often.

I'm not completely sure if i agree with this normie test or not.

OP your chart applies fine to me, i love Car Seat Headrest and i'm neutral on Dylan, Pavement and Fishmans.

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>lame normie
I hate Godspeed, not keen on 90s or Radiohead but love Nick Drake. my favourite artist is Nick Cave

Party dude (this shit is NOT accurate)
X - 3
Y - 7.25
My favorite album is Loveless but that's pretty much everyone's favorite album and doesn't count. Let's say my favorite is pic related.

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lame normie and i dont listen to anything on there

X: -1
Y: 3.75
I mostly enjoy random indie rock and stuff like radiohead and tuxedomoon.

X - 1
Y - -0.75
I like Talking Heads, but everything else is completely off. My favorite album is Mouth of Swords by The Safety Fire.

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> Normie

I like Arctic Monkeys, The Smiths, Elvis Costello, Motörhead, The Strokes, Burzum, Blind Guardian

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X - 2
Y - 7

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x = 0
y = 2.25

My favourite artist is Les Rallizes Denudes

took it a few days ago and got "weird normie" but it got changed to niche normie now
favorite album is pic related

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my african american
same for both

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X = -3.5
Y = -6
Trout Mask Replica

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everyone in the top right needs to leave this board

Niche normie, Lame normie would probably be more on point considering the description
music mostly in the doomer / autism quadrant

X=0
Y=1.5

I somewhat like Fishmans and Bob Dylan but i think my music taste aligns better with the lame normie.

X - 2
Y - 6.75

nigga pick one

X-4
Y-6.5

Took this while listening to cliche Grateful Dead Songs

Favorite artist: Pretty Maids
Favorite album: Mark Free - Long Way From Love

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Turbo Normie

Favorite artists are Slowdive and Courtney Barnett

> Listens to electronic dance music,
Nope
> his favourite show is what's being pushed on the on-demand streaming service he uses.
...that's fair

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i got party dude and my favorite artist is bladee so idk

X - 3
Y - 7
Party dude.

This shit is fucking accurate, Kanye is my favourite artist and i listen to his whole discography constantly

Nice picks, love both of those bands

>Album
David Bowie - Station to Station
>Artist
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
>do you shower more than twice a week
Which of you dirty motherfuckers not shower everyday?

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he's a sperg, he can't

>Tool
And it hurts cause it's true...

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>The Normie Test is a 40 question test that plots your placement on the Normie Spectrum using two axises
>axises
stopped reading there

X - 2
Y - -2
Cool Normie

Favorite artist: Modest Mouse

Favorite album: going by lastfm its apparently Twisted Crystal - Guerrilla Toss

Lame normie, favorite artists are Bob Dylan and Townes Van Zandt.

Why is anyone in the blue box here?

I'm a normie apparently, despite not feeling like one. I CAN talk to people, socialize, etc, but I just prefer not to. I like nerd shit, I collect toys, and I often dabble in things that are really obscure to most. There's no "potential normie" section. Maybe the quiz should have more questions about whether I actually LIKE interacting with others or not.

Still, this is Yea Forums.
I mostly listen to prog and metal. Favorite albums are probably Melissa by Mercyful Fate, and ITCOTCK. Got a soft spot for Rainbow and Dio as well. My favorite non-KC prog album is Close To The Edge.
As a whole, my favorite artist is probably King Diamond. His music just ticks all the right boxes for me.
If these are normie picks, I don't care. I don't listen to music to fit in.

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x:-1
y:-1

i used to listen to some of these bands, but not anymore

niche normie
one of two sections that I dont listen to

Lame normie
X - -3
Y - -2.25
Iron Maiden: Brave New World

>Lame normie
>He might not get laid, but he can.
Well fuck you too botnet. Also I don't listen to any of the crap in the lame normie box, my favorite album is Musicmagic by Return to Forever.

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>says it's in your ability to get laid but you're just too lazy
>fuck you

go fuck yourself and die stupid reddit nigger my shits not even on there hang yourself and sagged

No woman has ever voluntarily talked to me.

middle sperg

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>Which of you dirty motherfuckers not shower everyday?
I had to seriously consider wether I was a yes or a no

I got Party Dude but I want to go on record that I am 100 percent a niche normie based on music taste

X=2
Y=6.5

El-P's solo stuff is my favorite plz

Dude Crooked is v good

I got Niche Normie but I listen to BoC and Mastodon and Aphex Twin

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X=6
X=-6.25

Very much into baroque and dream pop

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party dude
X - 4.5
Y - 7.5

though i'd be farther towards outgoing but whatever, favorite album is pic related obviously

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X = 4
Y = 6.25
"party dude" lmao
My favorite musician is John Mayer lmao

>Sperg
>Artist: Jaco Pastorius
>Album: Coltrane

these pictures are hilarious

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are you a woman?
why are you waiting to be approached?

x=3

Y=-1

And apparently I'm into Sufjan Stevens...when I am very much not

>bob dylan

I'm gonna fucking strangle the owner of this shitty website. Fuck that harmonica playing boy-voiced bumpkin fucking hack.

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wagner GANG rise up

X - -2
Y - 4.5

the description is off but the chart is very accurate

>one of the highest scorers on the aut scale in the entire thread
>listens to neil young and sensitive stevens

literally how

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I am OP

I should probably clarify that I didn't make the test, all I did was make the image attached.
I admit the test isn't the best, but I thought it would be a fun game

I'm Lame Normie Btw

shame you forgot the crucial z axis

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y6 x1, i like car seat headrest and xiu xiu

X: - 5
Y: 8

I’ve been listening to a lot of Buck Owens and Arcade Fire lately.

X - 0
Y - 2.25
Not bad, I do like Pavement and Dylan quite a bit. Ween, Radiohead, and XTC are my favorites though.

X - 5
Y - 9

>Party dudes, sometimes referred to as 'Brad', are a few steps away from being Chad, but aren't due to laziness, or they've already peaked and are destined to be a Brad. They're better than your average normie, but are shadowed by Chad.

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Failed normie, I only listen to the microphones from what is stated on the chart.

X=2
Y=3.5
I mostly listen to metal, classic prog and certain punk genres like post-hardcore and noise rock. My favorite bands are Neurosis and Voivod.

I think this test values certain things too highly. I rarely socialize outside a very small group of friends and family, interacting with strangers gives me a lot of anxiety and I've never been in a relationship or had sex but I still qualify as a "normie" because I'm not a depressed invalid with poor hygiene.

Nah, they are more straight up experimental rhen Doomer.

Cool normie
Dummy - Portishead

Cool test, although I’m pretty sure me having had sex once 5 years ago and bathing regularly fucked up my results

3 - 3
Favorite is King Crimson

I'm too lazy to take the test what am I?

Got cool normie.
X - 5.5
Y - 0.25

Favorite band is Rush. I like Pat Metheny and Yes.
What the fuck.

I'm Niche Normie who likes Johnny Jenkins, Bowie, Whitney (the band) and Peter Gabriel.

X - 0.5
Y - 1.75

I don't have a weird hobby or fetish.
I'm not really good at anything in particular and throughout my life I had always had a bad self image in regards not being really good at 'anything'

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party dood lol ..... kinda true?? i party and shit but the music taste isn't accurate at all though
I listen 2 a lot of skramz, orchid, saetia, haikus, etc. been getting into more electronic stuff lately, aphex twin, machine girl
also modest mouse, mineral, wadiohead, crapnjazz, stuff like dat
most of my friends are pretty normie & think my music taste is crazy but they're always supportive of it and ask for recs if they want weird shit :')

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Wait- fuck Whitney
I like Superchunk, instead

>lame normie
Perfect From Now On is my favorite album, Pink Floyd is my favorite band

x - 0
y - 2.25

Mac DeMarco

I'm a depressed alcoholic with no friends. This quiz is shit.

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Niche Normie
Probably either Franks Wild Years or Master of Reality

Chad reporting
X-7
Y-10
I listen to MGMT, Beach House, Justice, Mr Oizo, Aphex Twin