Paul McCartney died in a car crash in November 1966

Im not a theory

You don't know if you're real or in a simulation or anything, so actually, yes you're a theory.

Joey?

A GAME THEORY
THANKS FOR WATCHING

Who cares, faul makes better music

Avril Lavigne hanged herself in 2004 and Miley Cyrus was murdered in 2010 as well, I assume?

yes you are you dumb faggot
lil BITCH theory haha gottem DUMBASS

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Clearly those photos show the same person. The theory is that he was replaced with someone the record company found in a look-alike AND sound-alike contest. Imagine believing this shite.

Right. Riight. RIIGHT. RIIIIGGHHT! RIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!

Plot twist
It was actually George

>identical nose
>identical mouth
>identical jawline
>identical eyebrows
>identical voice and musical ability

yeah totally replaced

is that image supposed to prove your point?

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What is aging?

Yes, and?

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GOT 'EM!

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Holy shit these are great.

Are you retarded? Look at their jawline, lips, nose, eyes, etc.
These are the same fucking person.

Paulisadeadman blissHimBLISSHIM

no, his head got bigger. italian forensic scientists said so. he is different man. it dont matter what you think. he not paul. i buried paul

>cranberry sauce

So they not only found someone identical to Paul, but also someone that have an identical voice?

>italian
Disregarded.

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aging droops nose and tears lobe off of ear?

Retard alert!

digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

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Are their voices identical or can you just not tell the difference between two similar british voices? Hmm...

youtube.com/watch?v=HgwmQr-CVmc

See This is 1966 vs 1967. Some growth spurt huh!

So far, the theory we have reached says that they found someone who is exactly, physically identical, sounds the same, and has the exact same immense songwriting talent as Paul McCartney, but who isn't Paul McCartney.

>implying there isn't a massive gap between pre and post 1966 "paul"
Seriously? Also btw not physically identical, and doesn't sound the exact same.

doesn't the theory go that they replaced him with an imposter to prevent their careers from being destroyed by paul's death? what's the point in keeping up the charade after the band broke up?

This isn't concrete. But, basically it's believed that to pull of such a mass deception they needed help, both in recruiting the initial imposter and the surgeries that had to be done to him (plastic surgery that wasn't publicly available in the 60's), and to also handle the public shit as well to keep it all running smoothly. So, it was like a maybe the MI6 (basically the british CIA) helped them and if they ever tell the truth about a british government agency helping with a mass deception, bad things might happen to them and their families kinda deal. And there are little hints and tears and people seemingly wanting to say it out loud, for one, Jane Asher, Paul's ex, who said that he betrayed her worse than just cheating but she couldn't say what it was (there's a video of this). Anyways, the reason I'd think for them to still keep it secret is because they have to.

Mmm, sorry, meant Heather Mills, not Jane Asher

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

interesting. so that raises the question, when he dies would they reveal that or would they just bury him as paul?

Probably just bury him as Paul. It's believed that real Paul has a grave under another name.

I don't like this meme

Paulie bloody

YOU'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! BEWARE THE CLOCKWORK ELVES! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

its called aging faggot

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even if this is true, "faul" has better music than paul.