ITT: your favorite album and the worst thing you’ve ever done

forgot pic

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Helped a kid cheat on a geometry test back in 10th grade

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Created a meme account for my high school and almost got arrested however cops never found out who made the account

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you sick fuck. Kill yourself faggot.

Hell is forever.

what user did is bad but inb4 you guys are not vegans

What’s so illegal about that? What did the memes consist of?

my fiance of four years dumped me for getting drug at her grandma's birthday party and ranting about the Newtown CT sandy hook shooting being a hoax.
I live in Newtown CT

what a shitty false equivalence. dishonest.

drunk**

>translate to CBT copy pasta to Russian
>someone googles it
>clinks on first wikipedia link

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>you guys are not vegans
i'm also not a gook so i don't eat dog

based and redpilled

i don't get it

Nope

Threw my sister at a cupboard and gave her a facial scar in a literal fit of autistic rage

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ye mybad i forgot pets aren't animals

I got drunk at my family’s Christmas party this last Christmas and praised Stalin and the Soviet Union. Some old bitch told me how a friend of her’s was taken away and never seen again, kek

I hope you get brutally murdered you sick cunt

My GF wouldn't let me into our roof as a joke, and when I broke my in, I was really angry and hit her and gave her a noose bled.
(she understood why I was angry and we've forgot all about it.)

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have you had any violent outbursts since?

>noose bled
typical kid cudi fan

I speak really shitty English.
kid cudi is also one of the rare intelligent rappers. so idk what you're talking about

Had sex with my sister, her best friend at school, her friend's mother, her brother and finally a female teacher at the locker room.

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Not really any since age 6

I don’t believe you. Elaborate on some stories.

shoplifted when i was 13

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Basedboy music is Kendrick Lamar tier, Kid Cudi mostly speaks to people with emotional problems and is actually uplifting.
I'd say listen to man on the moon: the end of day. It's established like a movie, so it brings a character through a story, and caps off teaching the listener something and helping them cope with certain depressions.
I mean kid cudi was just like the rest of us, so that's mostly why he's actually good sad rap.

What's to believe about this absurd story? I'm a fucking manwhore, a detestable human being and I would kill myself If I had the guts.
The teacher was the one who stalked me and wasn't a looker either. I just fucked her because I wanted to brag about it to my friends which ended up with oneof them shaming me and cutting ties.

I made fun of the conditions of the school and maybe posted a pun on one of the teachers names. One kid spray painted the name of the meme account on a locker room door with axe and they had to paint over it.
>pic related
Other than that not sure what they got so butthurt about

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i dunno, i've done many bad things in life but the ones i really felt bad about is when as a kid i'd throw away food my mom made when she's not looking because of shit reasons like i wasn't hungry or the taste is a bit off and shit like that.
that was when i was like 12 or something but man i still think about it to this day. i love my mom :)

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You would have gotten away with it. You'd have had to deal with a bunch of bullshit and fighting through lower courts that are all in bed with the district, but eventually you would have been exonerated and been repayed for your expenses.

When I was in high school me and my friend found out someone's locker code and would pour a small amount of fish sauce which we had bought from the shop onto his books every Friday for about a month. After a few weeks the sauce had seeped into the pages of all his books and started to rot. The smell was nasty. Whenever he would open his locker we would start talking loudly about the smell of fish, after a while everyone caught on to the smell and would chant whenever he opened his locker, poor lad hadn't a clue what was going on until I told him after about two months, he had to air out all his books, and even needed to throw some out, but the smell never fully went away.

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Cringe: the thread

How did he react when you told him? I would have rearranged your jaw you fucking sociopath.

Ye

>her brother
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Wow you are definitely hiding your power level

me and some lads brought some kid into the woods then scattered and left him
never saw him again but never heard about a kid being missing either

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Go on . . .
Both idiots

He took it surprisingly well. Which kind of made me feel even worse.

I fucking love whores, bros.

i felt like the people at my school didn't give me enough attention so i locked myself in the bathroom and cut myself with a broken ruler (barely even scratches) and waited for people to come get me. It was such a stupid thing to do but i had been fascinating about slitting my wrists to """"show them"""" for months on end and i really just wanted someone to talk to. I ended up scaring my friends, teachers and parents shitless just because i had to make a scene. Sadly, it didn't even change anything, but I've now accepted that I'm just way to autistic for someone to form an actual bond with me. I regret it a lot now and I never want to go back to being that edgy piece of shit again

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the album cover oddly fits the story lol

>the literal mental state of eminem fans

Before he was mainstream, not that that changed him in anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=MYEHdi_lpHY

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Also robbed my 5th grade teacher's memory stick with all her personal photos of her husband and kid.
She got divorced shortly after.

The puppy BIT OFF A PIECE OF HIS FUCKING TOE. Getting that trash out of the gene pool was a good move. A vicious puppy would have only become more dangerous as it grew larger and stronger, you fucking retard,

69
based pseud

I urinate in a glass of juice and vodka and gave it to a drunk friend to drink it.
And in other occasion i stabbed a friend with a spoon.

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kys

When I was 12 years old there was this little kid that would always wander around the local park with absolutely no guardian in sight and my friend (whom I haven't seen in 5 years) and I kidnapped him, brought him into this small, abandoned farm house near the park, tortured him, and eventually killed him by slamming a boulder onto his skull. Then my friend buried the kid and we never went back to the park or adjacent properties again. He had to be about 4 years old.

I was thinking about getting back into contact with this friend of mine and digging up the corpse.

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Are you borderline?

heartwarming

Stole a kid's Blue-Eyes White Dragon card when I was in 2nd grade

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ok this is epic

Came quite a lot of times on my aunt's feet. Still living with her but realised it's really sick thing to do, yet I still think her feet are one of the most beautiful pair i've ever seen

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I stole toys from my cousin

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you fucking madman

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How's that onions taste?

Threatened a man with a butchers knife at a part because he was smashing up a friends garden after being rejected

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k

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Lost my virginity to a girl on the bottom bunk. Her little sister was (hopefully) asleep on the top bunk.

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Beat up an autistic kid

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catfished a guy into falling in love with me

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Slapped and pepper sprayed my dad. I really regret it.

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reason?

GET OUT NORMIE

You had sex with your sister's brother?

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wow daughters fans sure are based

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extremely based

If your kid got shot do you really think you'd be behaving in an emotionally logical way? Stop huffing glue

Its not normal at all, I feel like a monster

It could be worse. You could be unfeeling and try to fuck her sister too.

kek that wasn't even me, I guess there's more of us

I delete torrents after I'm done downloading.

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I didn't take good enough care of my dying father

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I wouldn't be laughing. Stop putting glue over your eyes.

nothing you say on the internet is anyonymous

Wtf I did that in the second grade too

Why?

I once posted on Yea Forums a phone number of a dude from my high school who was a real dick, with the intention for someone to prank him. They called him and told him he was worthless and that he should give up. Turns out he was at the hospital that night because his dad was in a car crash and he himself just got out of rehab, only for him to go back and attempt suicide

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Cheated on my long term girlfriend with two different girls without her ever knowing

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You, go kill yourself more than the user that actually killed the puppy

>laughter isn't a common response to tragedy
>laughter isn't a common nervous tick
woh wat

So caring about innocent creatures is onions now? Fuck off

explain yourslef

I raped a 5 year old girl

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Outrage at the slaughter of a particular instance of cruelty toward a particularly cute animal is a pretty meme opinion t b h

Made my deadbeat uncle my guardian at 17.
$200,000 for 4 years of school became $3000 I paid off with my credit card.
youtube.com/watch?v=61OTJchIUzY

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What the fuck are you even talking about?

Hangin' in there, then?

I stole from a christmas charity box when I was a kid

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i stole a pencil from hobby lobby

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Punched my best friend in the face so hard that I knocked a few teeth loose. All he had done was surprised me but I turn around and swung. Missed the first swing and swung again.

Also had sex with my ex's best friend in my ex's bed.

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Is your favorite album Benji

Oh no!

You guys, I hacked Yea Forums and this thread and I now know who ALL of you are. What do you guys think I should do?

>reee puppy died anyway back to milk eggs n based bacon :^ )

I honestly feel more bad about stuff like that than I do about most of the actual bad things I’ve done

Killed a man.

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I hope you’re doing better now user. High school is bullshit

watched a hentai

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I still watch Boku no Pico

kys

I stole an exodia head in 3rd and then pretended like I found it and gave it back because he was crying

wow rude
and not very caring of you

its ok man you cant change what happened but you need to stop being beating yourself up over it

>not just saying you're muslim or something

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Jeez

You did nothing wrong

That is a really horrible paint job, wow

smoked crack

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SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

are u trolling lol

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My school fired a pregnant woman bacause of me (it was her fault but i snitched because she was really annoying) and that pretty much ruined her life, she now lives from gibs and looked like a crackhead last time i saw her.
Also, i turn into an autistic cunt when i'm too drunk (tried to stab an acquaintance, pissed from the inside of an elevator while it was going up so there was piss on every floor) but i don't feel guilt since i don't actually remember anything

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Unironically neck yourself

Possibly even more autistic than OP

Someone stole my Blue-Eyes White Dragon when I was in 2nd grade, fucking kid tried to sell it back to me, too

>innocent
user...

>i don't feel guilt since i don't actually remember anything
damn you sparked memories of me blacked out on 4th of July a few years back, staying up overnight and stealing alcohol from some girls house then coming to in a target at 7 am pissing in the middle of an aisle

no shame in it

Someone stole my Blue-Eyes White Dragon when I was in 2nd grade, fucking kid tried to sell it back to me, too

based

fucking degenerate I hope you die and go to the deepest wretches of hell

kek

you are literally the worst kind of fucking troglodyte who should be shunned from society and have every cell in your body struck with a black hole

I have
>pretended to be homeless in order to get a full ride scholarship
>scratched a guy’s car while backing out of a parking lot and drove off without leaving a note
>Braked hard enough to cause the brake pads to squeal while driving in order to scare my brother who was in the passenger’s seat, but ended up causing the van behind me to freak out and crash. Drove away from that one too

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not if he trained the damn thing properly. he's a retard and probably deserved to get bitten.

dumb fuck, good album tho, but please never drive again

Both of those were from when I first started driving, needless to say I don’t pull dumb shit like that anymore

Sprayed silly string into an autistic kids eyes. To be fair, it was partially accidental because I was aiming for his mouth.

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god I hope someone finds out and beats you to death

Spilled a cleaning product in my friend's PS2 because he wouldn't borrow me his Sonic Heroes copy.
Also, killed a man in a car accident while driving drunk.

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pet sounds

i have had sex with girls and ghosted them immediately after, more than once, it's never my intent and i just lose interest completely after

>Biking thru red and almost causing an accident
desu I still wish I got hit that day

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Kek

same lol

The Doors self titled

I kinda bullied these Fillipino kids when I was in middle school only during one year. I can't even remember how it started. But I think they were mouthing off to me while we were playing basketball or something so I retaliated. I threw a basketball at his head and tried to play it off as an accident when he cried. The other one I pretty much just talked back to and made him feel bad so he cried. There were a couple other times were I made one of them cried but I don't remember we were like 10. I still think back and feel bad. Outside of that one year of middle school I never did anything like that ever again not even in high school and I'm generally a really nice guy. Deep down I think it might've had to do something with my parents divorce. Although we're all cool with each other now. Ironically a totally different Filipino guy treated me like shit all through the high school, but I never did much cause I stopped giving a fuck about what shitty people say and I'm not really the fighting type.

The worat thing I ever did was deliberately crush some kid's windpipe on the playground when I was a little kid. He was laying on the ground and I just wanted to see what would happen so I acted like I was falling and landed on his neck with my knee. I was able to play it off as an accident but it was completely on purpose. The other kid had to go to the hospital. Now I'm married and have a bavy and am not a sicko as far as I know.
My favorite record is Teenager of the Year by Frank Black.

In high school went full white knight rage beast and crippled a guy who announced to all his friends his plan to date rape an ex-girlfriend of mine. I also turned his whole clique against them, and fomented a baseline state of spite and rage against him in mine, resulting in him getting his ass kicked 3 more times in the final semester that year, including one that ended with him stripped and duct taped to a tree.
He's had a bunch of corrective surgeries and still walks with a limp to this day. I was only suspended from school for 3 days, spent an afternoon in juvie, and got 90 hrs community service. When he found out why I was doing community service, the guy responsible for reporting my participation to the city decided that I was a good guy and didn't need to come back, so I only ended up doing 8 hours.
I don't think he was really going to do it, and I didn't think so then, the guy was a real pussy. I just wanted the good boy points and ruined some guy's life for them.

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little ho little bitch
suck my 5.3 inch dick
admit that you just got pounded
i'd say take the L if you could pronounce it

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I explosively shat on the entire school bathroom; sinks and urinals included ofc. The janitor would smoke pot on the job and become indignant when he had to clean the cafeteria.

I also DOSed some for three days -- which is completely ludicrous considering all he had to do was unplug his router. Apparently he failed his exam and had to make up homework. He called me a peepeehead poopoo or something of that nature in CS:S.

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>had sex with my sister’s brother

So you fucked yourself in the ass or something?

Was he okay? Could he still use his voice perfectly normally?
I used to be the kind of kid that would do things like this. I once stepped on my baby sister's ribcage when I was about five because I wanted to see what would happen. I would poke my dog's eyeball until he hated me and started growling, and I would catch frogs with my dad and throw them on the ground hard when no one was looking. I still think about some of the terrible, terrible things I did and resent them. My favorite album is Pinkerton

No
You deserve to die because you're an uncaring and worthless fuck that is baiting me into replying
You don't deserve love

Drove with my friends in the car on shrooms, and when I started to peak I got a rush of energy and floored it coming up on the turn we needed to take. I made the turn hard at no less than 75 miles per hour and definitely endangered all of us. Everything went totally fine but it was fucking retarded and if somebody had been in the other lane unseen I could’ve probably killed us all

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Gave my sister in law a double dose of tylenol pm after we were all drinking and then raped her in her sleep. She's hot af and been with my bro since middle school. I'd wanted to fuck her for so long yall have no idea. Came in like 20 secs lol so I did it again after like 10 mins.
>inb4 moralfags
Fuck off, prime puss is prime puss. Noone even knows so noone is hurt.

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First time I've come to one of these threads and I see this, man I've never done anything nearly as bad as that. Worst thing I can even think of would be laying the back of my hand on ass of a girl I liked in Middle School in a crowded hallway

forgot pic

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You didn't think he'd deserved it. Did he not push you to the brink of suicide? Just desserts if you ask me.

bump

convinced my then, 10 yo female classmate to make out and finger each other every time i came over to her house (i am female)

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The Cure - Pornography
I was taking a walk one snowy morning when I saw some 30 or 40-something year old guy just collapse face-down on the other side of the street. I stood and watched for a couple seconds to see if he'd get back up. He didn't. I kept on walking and didn't bother to call anyone because I thought he was probably a homeless wino or a druggie anyway

Stole a girl's purse during class. I didn't realize it was a purse, though. It was sequined and looked like a dress.

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mannnnnnn...that's nothing wait till tell you about yangcoin

Seriously? picture pls

When I was 15 I went to Universal for some Middle School Grad Bash. Was walking with my friends and their was this old lady that was tying her shoelaces and I pretended to slap her ass. Her husband demanded I apologized and her fucking kid was there. Got in-school suspension for about a week.

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14*

Killed someone, not justified but I had my reasons. Just lured him out and murked him.

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what a bitch nigga. fuck him

good taste you fucking CRIMINAL

who is op girl?

Talk shit - get hit, it's for the best that he learned to deal with it.

somehow fits

How can you live with yourself after something like that. An innocent PlayStation. Disgusting.

bob dylan highway 61 revisited
i touched my cousins pussy while shes asleep and she was 12

Got addicted to porn and ended up watching scat a few times

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I could understand the puppy thing if he actually seriously hurt you (if it was an immediate reaction).
But the additional dead fetus thing really does portray you negatively

based

BBBASED
THAT LADY PROLLY A FUCKIN' SPYY OR DID SOME WRONG SHIT

>can't stand the idea of an animal being murdered
>desired atrocious death of a human
All you animal lovers are getting pretty fucked up, you realise that?

tbf, the guy was tiny, scrawny and just overall not a decent specimen of humankind

and to explain the puppy thing. I had no friends to hang out with that summer. Found this puppy in the woods I often visited. he was abandoned there.I knew my parents wouldn't let me take him home, but he was cute and I wanted to help him. got him a cardboard box which I covered in a bunch of leaves and put in blankets and food and water inside it. I took care of him for two weeks. Really started to love him as I had some sort of responsibility that was only mine. Then, that day. I came to him and he just charged me and bit a part of my toe off. I was deeply hurt by it (more emotionally than physically - really cared for the pup) but my fucked young mind decided the only thing that I can do is take my hunting knife, grab him, slit his throat and throw him in the river. that was 7 years ago. I still feel bad about it. thank fuck I no longer live in that area

I was one of the people posing as 'Beige Manta' on Yea Forums's Win-o-threads a few years back. Kept posting chubby porn in .cbr files which I listed as the latest comics releases.

>I delete torrents after I'm done downloading.

You filthy disgusting piece of shite. Probably torrenting furry, pony or futa porn at that, you pervert.

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Damn. Not only was that not funny but your an Asshole.You fit right in around here.

...

Went camping before. There was a whole group of us. Someone brought a friend called Steve. English dude. Real prick. All the girls loved him. He droned on for the night, girls hanging on every word. He mentions that his dad is a priest. "you mean he's a rapist." I spoke up. Long story short, Steve got defensive, all the girls turned on me for being horrible. I told em all to get fucked and that they are horrible if they condone his father banging little boys. Steve pushes me. I swing my bottle of rum. It doesn't break but he crumpled, unconscious. Everyone gangs up on me, banish me from camping trip and never speak to me again. Feel bad for hurting that guy. I'm a dick when I'm drunk.
Oh, favourite album is Around the Fur by Deftones.

>the guy was tiny, scrawny and just overall not a decent specimen of humankind
If he was a shitty person too then I can get it, else it's not cool. In the beginning of high school we're all still pretty dumb though
>the puppy thing
That's fucked up. I remember at 15 I was pretty retarded, but in a different way thank god. It seems some kids do have this wierd issues though, and you seem very regretful, so I give you my user forgivness. You may now rest in peace with your mind and accept your past. Just don't do that shit again.
Also, to fix your carma with the dog race you can get a puppy (preferebly an abandoned one) and raise him with love and care

Cockblocked a friend probably seconds before he nutted
I immediately felt guilty cause the girl just left

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Poke your subclavian please

London Calling

Received a bj from my best mate's girl

I have a cat and a dog now (saved them both from a pound) and love them more than ever. that event was a one-off. I don't have any deep psychological problems. not sadistic or psychopathic or anything like that. it was just a thing that happened to a young person who didn't know how to react to being disappointed by the being it cared about.

Stole a bike because i was late for school,

could have put it back but i decided to keep it, haven't even used it since

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I made my mother cry

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the story fits the album pick baka

Make it right while you still have a chance

Stole plenty of books at a library and then tried to apply for a job at the same place (without them knowing I did that earlier off course). They never called me back anyway, but I still have the books.

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I decked a girl in the face because she insulted my dead step dad. i really fucked her shit up and i feel horrible for it.

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you shouldn't
also based pick

When I was 15 me and my friends would go to that one shop which was run by a Chinese family and we would make fun of them. We eventually smashed one of the windows with a small hammer but nobody found out it was us since they didn't have security cameras outside of the store. The store has now relocated and whenever I pass the new one I don't look at it in case they recognize me. I was really stupid back then and I feel guilty about what we've done

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Drove a car for the first time on public streets after drinking and taking benzos

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yeah but you are mongrel subhuman cuck

The devil won that day.

so fucking based, i really like that album too.

i stole 40 bucks from my fat friend with aspergers once to buy air duster

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listened to Wagner

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Favorite album is Madvillainy, first sexual contact with a female was paying a hooker to lick her heels while jerking off.

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how do you do that “quite a lot”? has she not noticed? is she asleep?

you’re fine

whatever faggot

Are you black?

Ayeee. I pissed in a whole bottle of vodka and watched people drink out of it. Don't feel bad for that one as those guys are dicks

sounds ok to me

What album is this

skramz crack boyz unite

Jim O’Rourke - Eureka

Pls don't rek me.

The worst thing that I've done was to get shitfaced at a new year's party and my stupid friends called my mom while I was sleeping with the head on the toilet seat in the girls bathroom. (Am male) Mom and dad came, took me home and let me sleep in the bathroom with the head on the toilet seat...those fuckers.

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I stole hyrocodon and Xanax from my sick grandpa. Never enough for anyone to notice though

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Why do these threads always attract normies with awful taste?

story?

I did this before I learned what seeding actually was

how could you possibly think this is justified when you know nothing about me babby boy

why are you guys arguing over a thing that I did? let it go. the pooch is dead. I feel sorry it ever happened. that's it

Based

Why is it a bad thing?

pigs are as smart as dogs

in middle school when the bus ride home was getting hot and heavy and there was no one near me i would jerk off before i got to the bus stop. i didn't want cum on my hands or my pants, so i would smear it on the seat in front of me

a few seats got marked with my dried-up cum. i knew to avoid them, but others did not

forgot album

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Get cash advances to gamble and do cocaine

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that's some degenerate shit my man