His silence on Billie Eilish's debut speaks volumes

Not even close. Certainly not good enough to be getting the scores its getting from music reviewers across the spectrum.

Production is 10/10 but vocals and lyrics are 5/10 at best.

Light to decent 6/10. Almost guaranteed.

poop into billy eyelashes bootyhole lmao

Fuck off retard nigger incel it's a 9/10 album

>incel
there's that buzzword again

.05 has been deposited into your account

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>>>rateyourmusic.com

chec...
>rym
never mind

niggawhat?

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Exactly

He secretly LOVES it. 8/10 easily.

Yes.

this confirms that Fantano will give it a strong 5 to light 6

How can this board trash Lana Del Rey then praise a B grade lana rip off?

We don't praise Billie. At best, she's a disappointment; at worst, she's made the worst album of the year.

We hate Billie. Lana is Bjork compared to her.

Bjork sucks mate

You don't know how hard this is for him for him to review.
>do I get an entirely new rabid fanbase of 14 year olds?
>my "cool" stock is dropping rapidly as I age and start making reviewing music by people who are decades my youngers...
>If I do this, I alienate my existing autistic fanbase...

How to decide....

I think he really likes the album. 8/10 is what I'm predicting and I'll stand by this. Billie has gotten good reviews from nearly every other publication and she somewhat deserves it given her production is stellar and her vocals aren't bad at all.

Fantano will give a strong 7.
Christgau will give an A-.
Scaruffi will give it a 4/10.

yikes
her voice is awful

vocals are dogshit, songwriting is dogshit, 9/10 fuck white men

Screencapping this.

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How does her voice suck? It's relaxing and she's got a very good timbre.

>her production
user...I....
She's not a producer, she's produced. It's not hers. She's not even a songwriter, it's not hers.

She and her brother work as a team. She absolutely had hand in the production.

lol cope harder

So you actually believe her brother does the music, production and everything else while all she does is just sing?

Why is that so hard to believe?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_We_All_Fall_Asleep,_Where_Do_We_Go?
Yeah, It pretty much says exactly that in the credits. Don't you read those?

I would sure hope Scaruffi doesn't review it, and definitely not give it such a high score

I don’t understand how anthony can give her a good score when this is clearly produced by a team of people. (Like...she’s manufactured and just walks into the recording booth) Isn’t he against that type of stuff?

yeah? that's how most pop singers do it

He probably won't honestly, he rarely reviews anything anymore. Or if he does it'll be at least 2 years after it's released.

Why do you guys care what Fantano gives a pop album? If he gives it a 8 does it make it better than if he gives it a 6?

He made an entire video defending her. "Yeah she's an industry plant, but WHY are plants bad? By this logic you could say the Beatles were industry plants!"

He shat on clairo on twitter for it last year though
Maybe it's because Clairo sucks and even Billie is better

He must want to fuck Billie or something because
He's shit on lots of other pop starlets for being plants who are no better or worse than Billie

youtube.com/watch?v=3VMWe3LVlGk&t=0s
CRINGE

These tags make me think of Suzanne Vega but what the fuck is Nocturnal? Cricket sounds?

Damn I love Suzanne Vega, nice to see her get mentioned here.

Who doesn’t like Vega?

I only know 1 other person who even knows of her.

The Beatles are a terrible example for that, because they were actually wicked poor, but Fantano is a literal retard who knows nothing, so... He could have pointed to Bowie or something, who was far better off, or the Stones. Either way, the point is largely that "industry plant" is meaningless because damn near every artist is rich and/or well-connected. You're better off finding the handful who aren't, and in those instances, they're almost all wicked poor and had no other way out.

I guess maybe he probably feels that every other music outlet is talking about her, so if he stays quiet it’s not good for business. Plant or not, she is relevant right now. It’s peculiar though since he never ever discussed her until recently. I remember really liking some of her old songs like Ocean Eyes, but her style and aesthetic changed so drastically that I was all thrown off.

She might contribute lyrics but no way she does the beats

I love her. Is she still making music?

You’d think someone who Prince himself wrote a letter saying “I thank god for you” would be better known.

When will he upload a video about MatPat’s wife Stephanie?

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If you watch the vid he says the Beatles were heavily groomed by their label, so technically they were a "label creation" as much as Billie is.

Their label was a fucking comedy label that had no idea what to do with them. The only people who did any "grooming" were Epstein and Martin, and they were only treated as equals within the group. This really only applies to their early career too, as they dictated their entire career after Help! pretty much. No band gets that big and profitable and says "we're going to stop touring and making you money" if they're "groomed" by their label. I saw the video, Fantano is a total dunce.

Cardi B is so fucking great you guys.

Even if he was, thas some Jew agenda & stop owning all the media markets and shit.

>dark, nocturnal, introspective, melancholic, lonely, sombre, manic, ominous, atmospheric, concept album
dang, that zoomer knows what's up. I must listen to this!

He’s just taking a bit of time to speak on a highly successful and divisive release

It's a racket. It's a monopoly.

I love you Jews, why must you fuck me with this mediocre shit?

I mean, Billie's album doesn't give him much to work with. It's kind of dull. Production is okay but the actual content is pretty boring. Doesn't live up to the hype at all.

He has a large audience.

He's shitted on zoomers before.

Why is his voice so geyh

I liked the new album a lot, but not enough to give it a 9/10 lol. Its a solid 7/10. Her "dont smile at me" EP was a lot better.

That's not an excuse, nor a good argument. Fucking stop listening to people like him as if his ratings are some type of objective standard.

He's said this shit himself, enjoy shit and stop being a stubborn nit-picking faggot like Anthony.

It's a 3/10. Only good songs were the first two.

Develop some patience, OP.

Why does anyone care if someone is a "plant" or that their music is produced by other people? Surely the only thing that's actually important is the way the music sounds

Agreed, but I think the frustration comes from all the attention that plants receive, whether or not they legitimately earned it or if it was bought. And not to mention that Billies music isn’t really that great.

yeah like am i missing something? like all these people are calling her kurt cobain and like all these kids love her supposedly but i havent met a single one i just dont get it. at least with like xxx i could see how teenagers would love him but i just dont get why she is so beloved not that i have anything against her, i heard a single or two i liked i just as a whole dont think shes that special. plus im more kurt cobain than her and im not even that into cobain, just nobody likes me.

How have you not? It's being shilled everywhere. Amazon recommended it to me today even though I've never bought or browsed anything like it before.

highly doubt

He gave her single Best of the Week. She's grown on him.

It's lazy as fuck and sounds like a tuned growl. I think I often hear effects added.

We don't care if Billie is a plant. What drives us up the wall is how she denies being a plant and laughs off all scrutiny she receives because of it.

>Billie Eilish's debut
Generation Z music...

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Who are either of those

because effects are so uncommon on vocals right lmao

imagine being this oblivious about music on a music discussion forum

This. He’ll give it a 7

>buzzword spouting redditor is also a filthy wojak/pepe poster
LIKE POTTERY.

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no way

he'll give it a 6 max

INDUNTHY PLANTANO HERE

I'M FEELING A LIGHT 5 OUT OF 5

TRANS-ITION!

I mean five out of ten, fml

he's a fuck with no musical talent and has no good criticisms of shit

Nah it will get at least a 7, if not an 8. He's white-knighting her now.

really i only heard him talk about her once

He made an entire video defending her.