WHERE CAN I FIND A GF THAT LISTENS TO THIS ALBUM?

a woman with good taste? that doesn't exist

You feeling like that is the entire point of the album

Trannies aren't real women

im here uwu

>good taste
>liking Loveless
It's the most entry level shoegaze album, you incel.

>obtain girlfriend that actually likes you
>say this is your favorite album
>she will likely start listening to it
WOW so hard

They aren't worth the time and effort. Every little thing involves a laundry list of drama, oh and she'll always doubt your intentions at every step.

Find a girl that can relate to this amazing album
Protip: You can't.

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All women that like this album are lesbians

Does it matter when there are literally zero good shoegaze albums besides Loveless?

talk to other people and stop being pathetic

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Based

Nice way of proving him right fucko this album is trash

Where can I find a patrician pet

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based cat

In your dreams.

kek the initial reviews were the only correct ones about this meme album

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Nowhere

>girl that actually likes you
This is impossible because I’m 5’8

Kek, what a sad existence

Purchase a MBV band-shirt online and wear it to a show. A cute girl will likely compliment you on your shirt but you'll ruin your chances because you've been on Yea Forums for too long.

underrated

Do you think MatPat’s wife Stephanie likes Loveless?

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Go to Tumblr.

find any ol' girl and make her listen to your music

Hah, funny story. So I met this girl at a bar downtown, and we got to talking, and for whatever reason we were talking about music, so she shows me her phone and her music. I mention that I like a lot of that stuff, including My Bloody Valentine. She starts gushing: "oh my god no one I've known has ever liked them. She says something about how I look like Elliot Smith (I do not, and was a little miffed she said this, that dude's ugly.) She's cute as a button and she asks me back to her apartment to listen to music and have sex. I finally got that indie gf that everyone on Yea Forums talks about, and I didn't even have to try.

Seems like a pretty good night so far right? Let me mention that this whole time she is being mother goosed like crazy by her fat ugly black friend, who is asking me inane questions like "do you remember my friend's name?" and "how do you spell her name?". I knew both, and wished she'd fuck off. Some people if they can't have fun don't want anyone to have fun.

1/2

We get back to her place and all 3 of us (ugh, go away nigress) go into her room, and now things are getting wild. Indie chick busts out a baggy of cocaine and her and nigress both start snorting that shit out of 50 dollar bills. They ask if I want some and I say no (it's just not my scene). I just want them to get it over with so I can bang this indie chick to Loveless.

Then they introduce me to their roomate and leave me alone with her. She's a crazy neurotic thing that looks like the grudge and probably posts on Yea Forums. This person has a medical script for weed and wants me to roll her joints while Indie chick and fat nigger finish their coke. So I'm chilling with grudge and showing her Burt Bacharach tunes and she's loving it. I'm just trying to play nice until I can bang this girl.

2/3

Back at the bar, Indie chick told me she was an arts student. Or a communications major. Something vague and expected and I was drunk so who cares and who remembers. Anyway back to grudge, I ask her what Indie does at school. Grudge rats her out and says she isn't actually a student, she's an escort.

Awoooooggga. What the fuck did I get into. Grudge doesn't know why I would be shocked. I ask do you know what escort is? She says "ya Indie goes on dates with guys." I say no she has sex with them. Grudge now goes AWOOOOGA (this girl was so fried she didn't know what an escort was). Grudge is freaking out. By this point I've rolled about 25 joints for this neurotic freak.

Grudge mentions that Indie owes her money for rent. I say that's weird, since her and fat nigger and snorting 100 dollars of blow in the other room. Grudge is freaking out, she didn't know about any of this stuff!!!! I've abandoned all hope of getting laid tonight and am now just enjoying the spectacle of my life right now.

Grudge tells me that Indie was honeypotting me and was never going to fuck me (ironic since she's a literal whore), but rather was bringing me home for her neurotic grudge weed prescribed roomate, as like a buddy. Anyway so I go outside for a cigarette and a cab and that was all.

That's what happens when you pick up a chick based on your taste in music .

any coffee shop that isnt starbux

or starbux

They're everywhere. My Bloody Valentine aren't that underground

based

Holy shit that was a nice story user

Actually, this makes it easier to not have to sift through the flock of superficial girls that think tall dude = tall dick so the only things you're really missing out on is the mega hotties who could have whoever they want and a lot of bitchiness from someone who doesnt even care about you other than your body.

My girlfriend just texted me "God I find you so alluring. I love you I love you I love you". We listen to Loveless together. I like holding her in my arms and letting her drift to sleep, she has nightmares normally and my presence helps. When she's asleep she holds one of my arms tightly and places it on her chest, either to be in her heart or to feel her breasts depending on her dream. Sometimes she wakes up in the middle of the night and stirs, so I wake up too, and we start kissing and undressing to make love. We're a very sensual couple.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I wish I was making it up