Why aren't you listening to her new album Yea Forums?

Billie Eilish

Future queen of Yea Forums

because I don't know who she is. she's hot tho

The Nirvana of our generation.
Nirvana sucks so thats it

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She can barely grunt, and lame attempts to copy other styles are not impressive

I would pay to see her in pornos- her music? Eh

that's sad. I bet she is fucking big nigga Tyrone behind your back, you cuck

Sad and pathetic if true

Yeah, came out an hour ago

I didn't care for the singles. Maybe I will.

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THIS.

Her debut is bound to be AOTY 2019.

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You can come back later and apologize for being wrong

But user, he's gonna be right

She'll get a massive album bomb, dominate the charts à la Drake all next week (I'm predicting AT LEAST three singles of hers in the Top 40, the rest of the album dominates the bottom half of the Top 100). It will also go platinum the day it's released just like Cardi's debut. Fantano will also rate her an 8/10. SCREENCAP THIS FOR WHEN IT HAPPENS.

i can't find it

Because she sucks

It's on streaming platforms

it got leaked apparently, but I can't find a download anywhere either

So what does it sound like?

it's not

awful artist and ugly

Poop

Nigger lover thot who deserves day of the rope.

What's awful about her? She's quite innovative.

What do you mean it's not?

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MAKE HER _____ ___ ___ _____.

fuck black guys

Edgy

I'm not an idiot

lmao

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What country are you in? It's only 20hr20 or 8:20PM here in Nova Scotia.

Ah, maybe it's that, Spain, already way past midnight

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she looks like she fucks black men

oh wait...

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Fucking timezones man.

White boys btfo yet again lmao on god yall b takin Ls

RYM is already giving it meh/shit reviews.

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lmao

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Dude, they're just friends bro. Friends taking fun selfies at a sleepover. Who cares?

Who gives a fuck dude?

I've never heard a single song from her so why would I listen to her album?

im 65 have a wonderful son and daughter who are both grown and moved out. my wife and i have seperated. and i live a happy retired life alone and her music really speaks to me. this is truly transcendent music that can speak to anyone of any background

pls be real

>All the song titles don't use proper capitalization

Get the fuck out of here

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dude it's le aesthetic le internet she like doesn't give a fuck bro whoa disillusioned bro

The fact that all of the song titles are in lowercase lets me know that the album is a piece of shit.

looks like a female sam hyde

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>judging music based on the capitalization of the songs titles
come the fuck on

Industry plant

It's a clear red flag that she's not original so why would I listen to her? It's like a metal artist having Ed Repka album art in 1996.

I don't listen to music made by retards.

lorde for people who think they're too cool for her but really aren't

The Forever 21 version of Lorde.

We did a good job of exposing her once and for all in this thread from the other day:

>someone in the reviews referred to it as "dream pop/shoegaze"
I don't even.

she fucks niggers

>Fantano will also rate her an 8/10.
Sounds about right since he gave that score to Ariana.

She's not even in the top trending on Twitter. Her publicity is falling hard.

Because it's not out yet.

It is for Asians and Europeans.

if you're an adult and listen to this album you're a pedo

listening to someones music means you want to fuck them?

pedo here, this fucking album is garbage

>album is garbage
Explain.

guess i want to fuck 90 year old dudes, autistic people, deformed, and ugly people cause i like their music

Fucking trash

...

based

she fucks blacks and jew executives

BARF

im 78. im listening to it on repetitour on my deathbed, my wonderful, gifted sons to whom i owe so much joy in life, surround me and listen along with me.

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Her singles sold poorly and all she has going for her is IG followers.

I'm listening to it now, it reminds me of a shittier version of Lana Del Rey's debut album.

Do give us burgers and canucks the tea.

What kind of tea would you like?

What does her voice sound like on the album?

How does the rest of the album compare to the singles?

Is the production any good? Do all the songs sound like Bury a Friend?

Her voice sounds very much like it does on the singles in most songs but she does a weird attempt at almost trying to be Lana Del Rey on some. The album itself follows the same feeling as the singles but some songs have an abrasive touch to the production which to me would have to grow on me if I were to listen again and all in all they are not really surprising, they are just what you would expect to hear after the singles. The songs do not all sound the same but are all within the same vein of a depressing kind of atmosphere colored with pop beats and sometimes a lighter tone of singing.

So not Kate vocals on Ghostemane beats?

I wouldn't say there's enough beats in it to me at least, it's more of a less dramatic Lana Del Rey. Like if you ripped out all of her old hollywood meme feel to the songs and the orchestrations and made the songs more simple that's what it sounds like.

FYI this is what Ghostemane sounds like:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hp4AanxpAKU

NIN-meants-south-Florida rap

Because its a fucking unoriginal cringey ass wannabe-edgy boring pile of shit

ok this triggers me.

youtube.com/watch?v=PFwUXt_SmMs
APOLOGIZE

Samefag.

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No she isn’t

I was expecting some kinky shit and I get pop music.

Based. Add ten years to her none of her shills would care about her

How can someone listen to pop singing over pop instrumentals and think "Yep... Rock and Roll ain't dead yet..." all because there's like a guitar somewhere in the instrumental
Billie is rock in the same way Tekashi makes classic orchestral music. What the fuck.

Yeah I think there's definitely something up with Billie's parents. It's like they set their kids up to be performers from birth, giving them very unusual names which sound like stage names and then homeschooling them so they can focus on acting, singing, and dancing rather than typical academics. Since she was a minor when she was signed to Interscope her parents had to approve it first and I can't imagine any reasonable parents willingly signing their vulnerable teen daughter off to industry vultures with such little musical experience behind her. It's all incredibly sketchy. I wouldn't be surprised if Billie ends up pulling a LeAnn Rimes and sues her parents.

im 78 and what does that mean?

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Forget suing her parents. In five years she’ll be suing her brother over royalties or some shit.

cringe

i hate david grohl now

>comparing Shillie to a genius like Ghostmane
Why?

quit viraling your shitty video, someone already did it better and on more artists youtube.com/watch?v=LiUkwP9XsYY

also, quit acting like Russ doesn't make good music. it's not like you're a producer from the south anyways who has a right to be offended. you're probably one of those suburban kids wearing jordans and decked out in all nike who unironically says "bruh" and "f am" after rap got popular

fuck out of here

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Ugly thot desu.

>"m-m-muh zoomer Hounds of Love"

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The only people who will enjoy this album are teenagers. I can't imagine anyone over 20 lapping this shit up from what I've heard so far. Certainly not someone I'd rank with Lorde.

Yea Forums takes the bait again and, thanks to that, threads that give attention to these dull female trending artists like this one won't go away

Interscope probably pays people to shill her.

Yea Forums struggles to create threads centered around thought-provoking discussion, so whenever an industry plant thread pops up we have an actual conversation.

>She'll get a massive album bomb, dominate the charts à la Drake all next week (I'm predicting AT LEAST three singles of hers in the Top 40, the rest of the album dominates the bottom half of the Top 100).
Because the label will pay for it.

because its not out yet

Interscope and Universal have both been paying for schills to come here and plant post. Jumex, Baby Goth, and this bitch all have a team of people posting them around.

Yeah I remember a few weeks ago when there was like seven Jumex threads on here.

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IT'S OUT FOLKS.

Listen and post your reactions.

sucks

here we go

They tried this last year with gus dapperton and pale waves too

Who and who?

>that pic
Tell me that's not real.

Going to itunes right now to take a listen. Hold your breath.

ive never listened to this bitch before

but the first track is a banger and these songs are def more out there than what id expect from a mainstream pop album from the last few years.

pretty good so far im on track 4

Bad Guy - sounds like a more low-fi version of a Black Eyed Peas song, she tries to do the sassy Lana voice but just can't cut it

Xanny - BIG on the Lana voice, artsy production, slower, arguably a better one of hers

You Should See Me in a Crown - Forever 21 version of Lorde

All the Good Girls Go to Hell - more upbeat/jazzy sounding but her voice just doesn't fit with the production, i.e. it's too slow/soft and the beat overrides it

Wish You Were Gay - pop song, substanceless

When the Party's Over - heard it a million times, bland but not terrible

8 - snore

My Strange Addiction - voice is again smothered by the bouncy production

Bury a Friend - Forever 21 version of Black Skinhead

ilomilo - too much vocal effects, definitely sounds like she's trying to be Lorde going mumble rap

Listen Before I Go - snore, sounds like a really slow Lana track but worse

I Love You - at least there's a guitar in there, sounds like her attempt to go folk

Goodbye - full-on Lana clone

Keep in mind I just listened from the iTunes samples but from what I heard I'd give this album a strong 4/10 or light 5/10. The potential is definitely there but she just doesn't have the voice to do the music I can tell she wants to do. Most of the songs sound the same and she sounds like Lana at her absolute worst, although I'd say it's closer to Ultraviolence than Born to Die.

>Keep in mind I just listened from the iTunes samples

opinion discarded

lmao at your existence

I will say this: Pure Heroine is much better. Billie is a one-trick pony.

pure heroine is boring to me apart from singles

melodrama is way better

am fetus. this album literally saved my life

this generation's kate bush

And Billie's album is boring INCLUDING the singles.

oh shit is it happening ??

So fuckin good yo so fucking good

It's rumored she'll be singing Wuthering Heights in the original key while on tour with her SoundCloud boytoy.

billie should just become an indie folk artist. fire her brother because clearly he is a horrible writer. leave interscope because they're more worried about selling depression to teenagers than letting people express themselves. i'm still forming my final opinion but she sounds ok with an acoustic guitar.

fucking cringe

>hey're more worried about selling depression to teenagers
like nirvana mate, isn't it?

its not this, but its still pretty good

From the sound of her album, she's trying SO FUCKING HARD to be Lana it kills me.

>I'm not a "depressed" zoomer
I am. Not listening to this dumb thot though.

It's not even trap. The album is literally just Lana shit but way too immature for actual art hoes.

sometimes it works. sometimes they find someone who can pull it off. billie just doesn't have what it takes. i wonder what kind of music she would release if she had more control. even if it's shittier than what she has now, i'd still like to hear it. this may be a shit opinion but wish you were gay is one of the better songs on the album, musically and lyrically, and she is the only person credited as the writer. pop is something she's probably naturally good at, which is why it creeps into her music despite her trying to look like a cloud rapper without face tats.

but who knows. maybe she actually loves this shit persona she was given. maybe she agrees with the direction her brother and label are taking her. she'll probably end up like pale waves desu.

Is that Bladee?

Marc Martel is probably the best of the newer appearing artists in this decade. Why listen to this mainstream shit?
youtube.com/watch?v=QkCxE2Lh458

Did I say something about trap?

Accurate.

I got distracted and bored, switched to something else

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Lorde is the good version of t Swift tho

I like her bc she's woke feminist and doesn't give af about the haters she's queen and bae

This unironically

Same omg
2 many incels hating on talented girls in here

How bored are you guys right now

I've been counting down the days until this album for months, but my piggy bank had already been depleted to get my tooth put back in, following the aftermath of me mouthing off to my Mama, so I had no money and put the CD from the store into my tighty whities at the record store, which was a violation of my parole (I have an addiction to shoving merchandise into my gonch). I'm off to solitary confinement for life, without knowing how the album sounds. If any kind anons could send a recording of themselves humming a few notes, I would be very grateful.

If you hate Billie, you've never had sex. Have sex.

it is real, and beastboy tried to keep intact wit her after camp flog gnaw.

Get it cause its funny

if this was true why dont they just do this with all their artists?

Drake and Ariana are the king and queen of payola and look how many hits they've had. Not to mention Post Malone who is an obvious industry plant (not as obvious as Billie though).

why when i can listen to any album from the history of recorded music

why does she talk like a nigger?

youtube.com/watch?v=0UUAEq1enJ0

Mouth full of curry sauce.

Dave Grohl is retarded faggot.

she's the polar opposite retard

you don't listen to much music do you

How is she a bad artist? Her album's production was stellar and she's not a bad singer or performer by any means.

>fire her brother
t. retard

This is Tyler all over except Tyler actually had talent.

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Ha! What makes you think that?

>both make edgy music
>both fuck black boys

The only people who think Billie is genuinely "edgy" are sheltered teen girls.

>abused as a child
>fucks black guys later in life
why does this always keep happening?
surely just a coincidence right?

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The big bad wolf to me you're just a minor fox
Red ridin' is gettin' some of this wolfly odder cock

Most molesters were molested.

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wtf schizo
i cant stand even being close to a black guy and refuse to shake their hand

its pretty funny that she and her label are trying to have her come off as damage and edgy by associating with as many black guys as possible

She sucks fucking dick
Check my sextuples.

I don't even get how she's supposed to be edgy. I listened to her album and her lyrics are fluff. Her brother's production is the only saving grace.

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>npc