Wow, user this is the smallest penis I've ever seen

nigger lover

What are you doing here? I thought she told you to fuck off.

ask how many penises shes seen before to begin with

I was wondering why she looks mildly retarded, turns out she's british. Plus I live there and have never heard anyone talk about her.

are you saying he has a small penis or a big one?

Small. If she had seen it, mine would be the second smallest

You the biggest bitch I ever seen, go on a damn diet girl

he's bigger than justin tho

I have smol benis and something like this actually happening is so anxiety inducing for me that I haven't even made an effort to ever have sex. Feelsbadmuchaco.

ask her how it feels to be on the road to becoming a catlady

Just a bit above average in size and girth.

;)

We know about your weight, we're talking about penises here.

You measure from the base, not your asshole.

Wow, you saw more than one? SLUT

No shit.

s-sorry lavren

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>ywn play with honeybee's stinger

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simply epic

i'm barely 5" and doing just fine user, girls are smol too

calm down lauren

Somebody please tweet this to her

oh lawd

God Damn mu is so fucking epic again

literally how does this work, are you a women pretending she has a penis or are you a man turning around, if you're a man what would the point of the photo there even be wtf, the best way to do this would be by attaching a picture of her to a pillow that you put a hole into insert a fleshlight

He's obviously pretending she has a penis and kneeling before her to suck on it you fucking pleb.

"Yeah you're probably right, but in my defence, it's about the motion of the ocean, as it were".

"Is that a compliment?"

Is this /soc/

music themed but yes

and why is Brandon so openly talking about his cock?

how would anyone ever know about it otherwise?

Fuckin' BASED

Above average in size and girth

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god hes such a fucking waste
give me 1 reason he shouldnt be gassed

the joke was already made

He had potential for a good while.

he was doomed since birth

I wouldn't go that far. I'd like to think people can always better themselves, He just chose not to. I'm NOT saying he shouldn't be ridiculed for it. If he actually gave a shit, he could be a completely different person by now.

"wait, you've seen other cocks? wtf what a fucking whore lmao"
and leave or tell her to fuck off

welp

that wouldn't be possible because i have a big dick

I get that, we all get that.

Whomst?

you are a fucking disappointment

Go get a job faggot

i would listen to music

everything about you pisses me off, how the fuck can you just throw yourself away and not give a shit at all about it?