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Melodeath is great
melodeath sucks
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deathrash
OVERRIDE OF OVERTURE
BEHOLD THE OVERWHELMING POWER
TRAMPLED AND FUCKING MANGLED
BY THE HORDES OF TERROR
THAT riff from that song shits on everything entombed has ever done
dismember reigns supreme
POST WHAT ALBUM YOU'RE CURRENTLY FUCKING MARATHONING BROS
hey
I WILL GET THEM AND I WILL KILL THEM
post your favorite covers
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word
and fag
>purple cover
As a fellow funeranon I am disappoint. The original is miles better.
venom sucks
judas priest sucks
I'm particularly fond of metal bands doing punk covers
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agathocles are more of a punk band than a metal band really
why are there different covers?
re releases
Purple cover happened with rereleases.
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Blasting some good shit. Are there any other sludge bands that combine different genres like this?
Listen to the witch, kids.
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agathocles doesn't stand a chance when ug fucking nails it.
actual faggot
You're looking for more blackened sludge. I'll drop some bands.
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Judas Priest are the original sellouts. The entire theme of their career is trying to switch to a popular trend, failing, then begging for forgiveness in their metal hugbox (the only place they can hack it).
>Rocka Rolla
>Led Zeppelin are popular, what if we try to sound exactly like them?
They failed, then made Sad Wings which is basically just proggy blues rock that accidentally created a bunch of metal cliches.
>Sin After Sin
>Let's to the same thing but with a country ballad!
Middling results. They they won back some good faith with Stained Class.
>Killing Machine
>Let's write a retarded arena rock album that The Ramones could probably perform!
Successful, but an obvious sellout. Then they won back some good faith with the slightly better but still dumbed down British Steel.
>Point of Entry
>Really shitty American AOR is popular right now, let's try to do that!
Embarrassing failure. They proceeded to win back some good faith with Screaming for Vengeance and Defenders of Faith, which were OK but had some shitty glam metal creeping in.
>priest try their luck at hair metal with Turbo and Ram it Down, embarrassing metalheads worldwide
then they win back some good faith with Painkiller.
>Tim Owens era
>nu-metal and groove metal are the thing right now, let's give that a shot!
terrible results. Then they make the shitty boring Angel of Retribution to assure us they're back to status quo.
Every "good" Judas Priest album is an apology for some flawed attempt to follow their true desires, which was to break through commercially and play soulless pop tunes.
Iron Maiden embody the true heart of heavy metal.
Judas Priest = McDonalds of metal.
crud is death/sludge
Based, thanks user
>blackened sludge
There are no bigger sellouts in metal than Celtic Frost
There is a chart with those albums and some more though I'm not sure if it's only that sound. If someone has it feel free to drop it.
>varg vikernes makes his first live performance since 1991
>the crowd is packed with black metal fans of all ages excited to hear the legend play in person
>Varg walks out on stage to roaring applauses, holding two sticks
>he walks up to the microphone, adjusts it and begins to speak after a moment of silence
>"greetings and welcome to burzum live, what will I play today? let's find out!"
>"this is a piece inspired by Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake and Iron Maiden's Somewhere In Time"
>"it has not been recorded or performed ever before, so consider this a truly unique experience!"
>"I made this one extra boring so you will fall asleep even faster"
>"anyway, here's hail odin sire in B major, 4th movement, 3rd variation"
>varg begins clapping the sticks together in a seemingly random pattern
>the crowd is silent in anticipation
>suddenly from the PA, you hear the subtle sound of a synth harp arpeggio
>the legendary musician takes a deep breath in preparation
>"hail odin sire, hail odin sire"
>the crowd applauds maniacly, amazed at what they are hearing
>"hail odin sire, hail odin sire"
>this continues for another six minutes with the stick clapping and synth harps making appearances seemingly at random throughout
>Varg lets out one final "hail odin sire" before standing in silence for a moment and then walking off stage to roaring applauses
>this has since been called the second coming of true norwegian black metal
>outside the venue a fan claims "this is so much more true and raw than that childish metal shit, Varg truly is a genius"
would unironically be based
Banjo death metal?
Fear of the Dark is one of the biggest sellout albums in metal though
Have been listening to this and the rest of their discography for the past two days
the dichotomy of man
>marathoning
>an album
yeah I wouldn't call ~40 minutes of music a marathon
if you have hair on your chin but not your balls
going through dismembers discography post-I&O, way better than I was led to believe, glad I didn't sleep on this for long.
first day here?
Welcome to /meal/. We all hope you enjoy your stay.
That album is like 55 minutes dude how is that not a marathon
sauce
If you have ADHD maybe
>maybe if I say I hate melody I'll seem like a big boy
You're not cooler because you marathon more albums than me
>i love my girlfriend's strapon and i'm not afraid to admit it
Oh sweet gravy.
Why does every riff from Kingdoms Disdained sound like it was written with a cement mixer
>t. skinny 16 year old kid who needs to call people pussies on the internet to feel better about himself
I didn't call you a pussy
I called you a faggot
My kind of user.
Toujours un gros fan des couvertures metal mais pas vraiment un aficionados de la musique itself .... plus branché rock !
basado
infernal hailz 666
Piss off fag >:l
i've never actually listened to this or anything from this band
what am i in for
Venom really sucks
Why don't you listen to it and find out?
I need Yea Forums to validate everything I do
This isn't Yea Forums
What is it then?
Sad.
The cesspool of filthy scum (and sensitive 12 year old melofans) known as /metal/
GINALLY ANOTHER SLUDGEGUY!
Gimmie your favourite sludge recs, user.
Thank you kindly, sludgefag.
/metal/
aghh i hate you
Which is on Yea Forums
Well hello Mr. fancy pants.
But also seriously disconnected from that cesspool of K-pop söyboys and dad rockers
But /metal/ has got some culture (If you wanna call it that) that is completely different from a lot of Yea Forums culture so I always considered it it's own entity.
We're literally the immigrant niggers of Yea Forums
>infest the place with our little sub-community
>despise the locals and wish they'd just fuck off
>strongly reject any kind of intrusion
>shitposting our way out of life making memes to piss off Yea Forumstants
today's leg day anthem
Wasn't Yea Forums created because of the abundance of metal threads on Yea Forums? We're more like the native americans dude.
/metal/ came 5-6 years after the creation of Yea Forums
Because there was a time where there were tons of metal threads up in the same way a lot of rap and pop stuff gets posted, so of course the general came once all those threads started to die down.
where's the new disma record REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Black Future? Is this about Europe
You forgot about the constant infighting
Metal has been around as long as ITAOTS threads
new vektor when
>Why yes i fucking hate Venom, how did you find out?
S-should we tell him anons?
dave is vektor though, he writes all the music. he just needs lackeys for touring.
Spring is here (northern hemi)
It is now time to bust out the Power Metal
What kind of cheese will you be sampling as the weather warms?
Listened to some Helloween when I woke up
Currently starting to go through Blind Guardian's discog
>Spring is here (northern hemi)
I wish, snowed this morning when i drove to work. =(
Reminder that David DiSantio is the biggest cuck in metal
>write 95% of your band's music
>your bandmates get most of the revenue anyway
>once they've milked you enough they shitpost on Kektor's facebook page and leave
>accept it with a smile and say it's no big deal
Checked
While that is true, I think a hit like everyone leaving the band will at least slow you down a bunch, best case scenario.
>spring is here
Swefag here, no it's fucking not, it's near freezing and I'm in the south
damn son, Where's that?
>it's near freezing and I'm in the south
wimp ;)
Reminded that with riffs like those on Black Future you're absolved of literally any sin
The north of the northlands
Near freezing isn't subjective, though. We don't get -20 like /norrland/ but it sure as hell isn't spring.
I know i'm just messing with you. At least 1 month of winter left here in the north.
At least the sun shines now so it's kinda nice.
>rain literally will not stop for months now
Metal for this feel? Besides October Tide of course
-20c is not that bad either, could be worse.
>your bandmates get most of the revenue anyway
proofs?
Used to live there, I know exactly how that shit is. At least it's prime metal imagery
The snow has thawed here in middle sweden, nights are still cold but the days are getting quite pleasant
I don't think they would have settled with him getting half or more.
Yeah the middle of december is maybe the most black metal thing there is
>no sunlight
>-35c
>shitload of snow
There's still around 1 meters of snow here, nights are cold (-10c- -15c) (but i can sleep with the window open now which is very nice, impossible in december/january), during the day when the sun is up we get around +0c to maybe +5-10c.
>listening to Wolf Lair Abyss for the first time
>half of Maniac's vocals are just unintelligible squeaking
glad they ditched this guy
good shit
WE RUN THIS SHIT
i just fUCKING GCAME ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
>you'll never get to party in some damp post-Sovjet cellar with local Goregrind band
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They booted Pillard so who knows
good for u senpai
Nu ska jag he mig ut med hundskrället i solen innan den går ner, ha de gött.
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where'd his chin go
straight bop, thanks
CUZ THE DEVIL IS A LOSER AND HE'S MA BITCH
i know, they have the funebrarum guy now i think
>he uses the term bop
HEIL ODIN SIRE
HEIL ODIN SIRE
HEIL ODIN SIRE
Goa grejer
Jävla fett intro. Sent 80-tal var fanimej höjden av euro-thrash.
You might also be interested in some of the later The Secret releases.
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I'm looking for some really tight riffs. Hit me up please.
rifflet and chinlet
abbath has both in abundance
Insomnium is gay
jesus fuck this is so bad im glad i never got into power metal hahahaha its fucking terrible
its the most genetic, boring, repetetive(not in the good way either) garbage ive ever heard. how anyone unironically listens to this shits is beyond me
now i want my 42 minutes 49 seconds back
Better than all his recent material by far.
Still too heavy on the choir/orchestral stuff for my tastes, but there's a lot of material here with the bonus disc so I'll let it simmer for a while.
why does us stoner sound so lame compared to english stoner
disgusting christian new age shit cover
Very sorry user, here u go
everything us is shit lol
except fanisk
this song for example, not even a well-known one, second-tier kind of track, but it sounds so much more memorable and varied than the majority of us stoner
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fagsink is terrible
disgusting christian new age shit cover lite
>that cover
Sorry m8, here's the real one
pleb status: F I L T E R E D
Now that's more like it
hipster mayhem
>t. gay blackened synth pop fan
wait wrong picture
is this war metal
no, this is
what do you have against blackened synth pop retard?
>he didn't order the special edition
Now do stoner garbage edit
I don't like power metal either, but you did manage to get the shittiest C-list power metal band
thats probably true, but you have to admit that most of pm bands (the more popular ones) are just as bad. of course once in a while a good album will appear, but thats more like exception to a rule
?
Just listen to speed metal. It's like power metal except actually good
The popular EUPM bands are absolute shit, yeah, but that's because they're all overproduced and play C-tier Blind Guardian worship
listen to Lost Horizon if you want absolute God-tier power metal
Based and WHOA-OH-OH-WHOA-OH-WHOA-OH WHOA-OH-OH WHOA-OH-pilled
>Black metal? Not a big fan. It's death and doom for me
>Doom metal? That's all fine and dandy but there's nothing like good old Goregrind
i like folk metal
and i don't mean that cascadian shit
i mean fuck me with a hurdy gurdy
>implying chads listen to anything but glam
my current opinion on folk metal is that its shit, so post the best folk metal album you know
nokturnal mortum's the voice of steel
pirate metal is where it at
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at least it's not cringestorm
based
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ULTRA based
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filthy
>power metal is terrible
WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE
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Great track. This was the first long song that clicked for me when I was a young boy.
nu-zoomer here
not sure if this instrumental classifies as metal but if anyone knows one or both song names please let me know so I can fuck off again. thanks
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I've been a power metal fan for a long fucking time by now, and Powerwolf's "Blessed & Possessed" was the best PM album I've heard since Sabaton's debut, and Pyramaze's Legend of the Bone Carver
Also.....
Horna did nothing wrong
Jesus fucking christ you're sad, and not a fan of power metal, you're a fan of overproduced flowery shit
but nothing good either
GREEDY TENTMAKERS
AND SOOTHSAYERS
UNLEAVENED BREAD FOR SEVEN DAYS
UNCLOGGING THE BIRTH CANAL
>Sabaton
>Powerwolf
>flowery
Yeah, I don't think you know what flowery Power Metal is.
They made good music
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>nuclear blasted euroflower
hmm
I never gave this a shot, but it's actually good
Both of the Tome EP's are pretty decent for a band that deep into their career but they're not really shit compared to their first two LP's.
I guess you've never heard of Sonata Arctica? All the USPM hipsters hated them back in the day.
There's quite a difference between that and Powerwolf. A massive difference. Powerwolf is ugly, and dark. A very stark difference to that of european power metal. They're honestly more like a hybrid of USPM and Euro PM.
I know, but those albums were over 20 years ago and they're not gonna be topped. There's only one member left form that lineup.
This definitely has some None So Vile flourishes in it, and I'm just happy to hear Flo drumming. I love his style.
>Powerwolf is ugly, and dark.
Negro do you not hear the production on that being the same as fucking radio rock? SIlence by Sonata Arctica is like Autopsy compared to this shit.
So what's gonna happen to Inquisition?
Are they still touring ?
Since when does clean production = flowery aesthetic
Just trying to follow your logic
Those two are separate. It's riffless and flowery while also being overproduced as shit.
Tome 1 is better than BMF and almost as good as NSV
t. zoomer
You're just wrong. Regarding the production, it's not "over produced", it's "well-produced". In order to get an "under-produced" sound like you want, one would have to do it on purpose. Using cheap-ass modern technology, you can't help but end up with decent sounding production, unless you actively work against it to make it sound old. You know what that's called? Being a fucking hipster.
Please explain yourself, user. Those are some spicy takes
It is overproduced, it sounds fucking synthesized by a computer. I don't know where you were when it was generally understood that your pop metal shit was bad, but that's pretty much common knowledge. If liking rawer production over that squeaky clean shit then I'd rather be a hipster than a poser.
Tome 1 has some god-tier riffage all throughout and a really brutal vocal performance. I think seeing them perform some of those songs live helped because Matt is really fucking intense. The debut is good, but I just don't like the riffs as much, and I think the bouncier riffs like on Pathological Frolic really turn me off, vs. the heavier grooves on NSV or the more deranged-sounding shit on Tome 1 like the weird breakdown on Detritus. NSV has more great and iconic riffs than Tome 1, but it has one useless track (the last one).
I really don't like Matt's vocals at all, and I really don't see how Tome 1 manages to be more deranged than Worm's performance on Blasphemy Made Flesh, but to each their own. At least you like None So Vile.
Orgiastic Disembowelment is fine m8. It has good riffs and some sikk bass twang. If you ask me the dud is Dead And Dripping
Clean sound with audible instruments doesn't = pop metal. Production does not a genre make. Even black metal with clean production is not "pop", in any way, shape, or form. The only thing that could alter a designation like that would be the style and aesthetic of the music. Sonata Arctica, no matter how "raw" their early material was, was still flowery homosexual tripe. Just like early Cradle of Filth - it may be raw and hard to hear, but it's still the same evolution of sound, and doesn't resemble norwegian BM at all. It's still melodic blackened death metal with a "forward" thinking mentality, wanting to produce a commercial product but lacking the studio to do it.
The fact that you think Cradle of Filth is raw about settles that, you don't seem to have much ear for it all. Oh well, once you've listened to metal for more than a year I'm sure you'll look back at this and cringe.
Can you not read? I said "early Cradle of Filth".
I guess we really need to work on your metal education.
you've no idea how raw they were
>this is raw to first year listeners
I don't really want to, but here you go, something actually raw.
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Based, I had no idea how raw they were
I don't really want to, but here you go, something actually raw.
>babby's first noise
This is /meal/, but I get that you run out of things to say related to the topic pretty quickly.
Merzbow isn't raw you fucking genre tourist. He's actually making some of the cleanest harsh noise out there.
This is some real raw music you tourist youtube.com
what you posted is pure wallnoise. you think anyone could headbang to that shit?
this raw enough for you?
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Nothing new to me
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>Wold is pure wallnoise.
What the fuck
You really are a first year listener
Based, those are also good choices
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
METAL FOR THIS FEEL!
HARD MODE NO BOLT THROWER!
>listening to old school trad metal
>think to myself this is pretty awesome, late 70s/early 80s metal is god-tier
>realize pic related was released in 1987
>Metallica was already popular around the entire world and was opening up for Scorpions and Ozzy
what the fuck Metallica is literally grandpa metal now
>1987 was 67 years ago
>1987 + 67 = 2054
Are you from the future?
Retard
The scat themed song is based
2019-67 = 1987, though
t. took advanced math
>Black Sabbath s/t came out 84 years ago
>19 was 87 67's ago
Did we like Possessed's first song in 33 years
Dubs and I kill myself tonight
>2019 - 1987 = 32
>2019 - 67 = 1952
>1987 != 1952
why are you shouting that 1987 equals 1952
It's really simple dude
2019 + 67 = 2086
2086 - 2(67) = 1987
Also:
>1987! = 1952
What the fuck
>tfw 180 IQ
metal for this feel?
t. non-coders
t. htmlet
Do you really think you need to be a coder to know what != means?
You're just autistic, user
alt + 2260 will type ≠you absolute shitter
Any good doom metal come out this year lads
this entire fucking CD is so bad, he only releases this shit under the Burzum name because he knows it can make money
he was initially gonna release the prison shit as a side project, but thought better of it. im too lazy to dig out the actual name now.
I mean the goddamn garage band synth harp shit
two hours
can someone post no-soiboy metal?
BEFORE YOU SEE THE LIGHT YOU MUST
DIE
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
GUILTY OF BEING...
RIGHT
AND YOU ARE NOW...
DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>I AM THE KING
>OF FLESH--
Hey user, what's your favorite The Chasm album?
The debut, probably, but Deathcult, Procession and Farseeing are all on par. They're a really consistent band.
>RRIIIRRIIIPPPED!!!
That wojack is going to turn into a tree
how to acquire rad feminist gf with hairy armpits to talk about Svffer and Puce Mary
kys, shit taste in women
lmao
Have a good night bump /meal/, it looks like you need it
CAN WE GET SOME GRIMY FUCKING RIFFS IN HERE OR WHAT?
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NUCLEAR WARHEADS
READY TO STRIKE
THE WORLD IS SO FUCKED
LET'S END IT TONIGHT
FUCK
I cut my wrist with a razor blade and now I'm listening to Shining - V - Halmstad AMA
What kind of razor?
Did you cut it to take your mind off the music?
Just the blades from my shaver
poser
What's that DSBM album with the ridiculous cover of the guy about to shoot himself?
Either V - Halmstad or Nyktalgia
Gillette, Wilkinson or something else?
Gillette
It's V. Halmstad
Yeah I'm listening to that now great album
Also I thought it was a girl on the cover
i fucking HATE this general and how FUCKING AWFUL it is
Is it? I've heard a lot of things about Shining, much of it negative.
Can't say I blame you, that lighting ain't flattering
>t. low test
I really don't like Shining, personally, and I like other DSBM. Could be the vocals but I can't really find any good things about it.
Then contribute. That is the only way to turn a shit general Into a tolerable one.
I was thinking of Nyktalgia, thanks
Just bought all 4 Windir albums. Feels good man.
Windir fucking sucks so you just wasted money
The mutt can't understand sognametal. Windir is for white scandinavians.
valfar really needed money man thanks
>Windir fucking sucks
>why does us stoner sound so lame compared to english stoner
U.S. had the AOTY 2018 though so it's fine we still win
HEEEEEY PEEEEEEEEEETEEER
WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT AXE IN YOUR HAND
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I've been listening to this album nonstop for the past week
What does Yea Forums think of Nattens Madrigal? I fucking adore this record. It captures the essence of black metal perfectly. Much more perfectly than the large number of second wave black metal records.
Empath is ok on first listen
Better than the last couple of albums
Makes me wanna go to the ocean though
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metal era ulver is a meme
Original mix >>>>>>>> Remaster
I think it's very good aside from a miss here and there. My favorite metal record by them by far and a great production job
You do realize that Valfar isn't the only member on 1184 and Likferd.
One of the vest BM albums of all time, period. Every riff in this album is a delight.
There's remaster, if your ears desire some bass to soften the experience.
it's alright i don't think it's that good though
What are your thoughts on this? The first single made me really interested in this new album. Don’t know what to think about this other song tho
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Imma going to still check the shit out of this album when it comes out, though.
>Big boys on the internet said that Ulver is onions, better hate Nattens Madrigal to fit in
Get a load of this poser. Go actually listen some black metal, so you can judge the record by yourself.
You just described Yea Forums as a whole
anyone else LOVE metal
>>Big boys on the internet said that Ulver is onions, better hate Nattens Madrigal to fit in
>Get a load of this poser. Go actually listen some black metal, so you can judge the record by yourself.
any day now
stop posting my pictures
What are you guys going to post on the new thread??
melodeath sucks
...
Let me guess, few these are true:
You think that Emperor and Satyricon are true black metal.
You download discographies of black metal artists, but never actually listen the records, only a part of track every now and then.
You don't go on gigs. You don't buy the shirts.
You actually never knew anyone who listened to black metal. Your source of information about black metal has always been wikipedia and Yea Forums. This fucking thread is your black metal circle.
You didn't listen any other metal genres before naturally moving to black metal because you enjoyed the stuff. You just decided, that hey I'm gonna be a black metal fan to feel like some real tough guy.
I'm right, and you know it. Now is time to choose. Go listen to some black metal or stop trying to be elitist, because you don't actually know a shit about black metal.
nice reddit spacing
no one even likes emperor or satyricon unless you're a woman
I miss Dio so much bros