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>the absolute state of metal in 2019
i love melodeath
and dicks in my ass
median age of this thread: 15
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?!
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Listen to the witch, kids.
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how did you know
Are tapes worth it? I have a good system set up for them but never started collecting
>/metal/
>Acid Witch
reminds me of my ex, I'll pass.
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post truly extreme music
im pretty sure that the likeliness of today's zoomers being into metal would be like 1 in 100
after seeing her hard nipples i REALLY want to see her tits
>S T R A P P A D O !
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can't get more extreme than this
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>stoner metal
Whats some good throatsinging metal?
i will never understand this meme of people deliberately making themselves uglier with retarded haircuts, piercings etc
timestamp?
Should I listen to Motörhead’s whole discog? How many albums of theirs are essentials?
Is he right?
SAY IT
Start from the bottom and move to the top.
DEVIL'S GRIP
only good ones are bomber, overkill, ace of spades, and iron fist, and orgasmatron off of orgasmatron. these 4+1 song make up for the rest of their mediocre output.
>This album is the Nirvana "Smells like Teen Spirit" of heavy metal. It brought heavy metal to its knees, and castrated it mightily. It is, then, by definition, the most damaging, counterproductive, and overrated LP ever to be released. Even standing it up on its own, and not letting it poison the minds of those that came after it, I wouldn't even put it in the top 10 most influential thrash releases of 1986... it's easily killed by the unholy trinity of Darkness Descends, Reign in Blood, and Pleasure to Kill, which pushed the envelope of metal in three different, related directions. It's not anywhere nearly as enjoyable as expatriate Mustaine's Peace Sells, which was technically brilliant and a whole barrel of fun too, or as dark as Possessed's sophomore effort, or Sepultura and Sodom's full-length debuts. It's not nearly as punk-as-fun as Nuclear Assault's first. Then I could throw in fifteen, if not fifty, other backwash thrash LPs that did nothing for the genre as far as influence goes, but are still a whole fuckload more enjoyable than this one.
is he right?
ANÖTHER RÖÜND ÖF LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFFS. ETERNAL HAILZ TÖ THE TEÜTÖNIC METAL STÜDDED WARRIÖRS DESTRUCTION
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deathrash
Been enjoying these a lot
Got any recommendations?
Guys...?
tak ur Yea Forums memes and FUCK OFF
sepultura - morbid visions
hellhammer - satanic rites
celtic frost - morbid tales
vulcano - bloody vengeance
sodom - obsessed by cruelty
your leatherposting is always good, but you seriously need to lay off the german thrash. aside from destruction's first EP (which is fucking legendary), them/sodom/kreator blow ass, and i'd appreciate it if you'd stop posting them.
thanks
>black guy reacts to
>female reacts to
>pastor reacts to
>muslim raects to
>plumber reacts to
can someone explain this shitty trend to me? and why do people watch it/
I just want some good throatsinging metal, please.
isnt it obvious? that metal is a whites-only genre? do you want minorities to start actually being integrated into the genre and them listening to it not be a clickbait-worthy topic?
what is the country with the best deathrash and why is it brazil
Never. Sodom is what made me describe this metal as "sepulchral" and Destruction is what caused me to use "leather thrashing". Their influence is eternal.
Though out of curiosity, what don't you like about them?
france
they had their own big four even
it kinda reminds me of pic related
omg blacks can read too!
You can't ignore me forever
my life goal is to become as contrarian as electriclizard someday
what allbum?
tons of brown people already like metal
see: all of south America
Thanks, great stuff. Especially satanic rites
It's got the best riffs of anything else he mentions even if it's not as aggressive or as technical as some of that stuff. Not to mention it's the most rewarding as an album experience because every song doesn't do the same fucking thing.
In fact I think those other thrash albums were far more damaging to metal because they created a standard of all future metal albums to need to be more one dimensional on a song by song, and to automatically cause backlash by autists otherwise. Before a lot of shitty 80s thrash we had guys like Metallica, Megadeth (on Peace Sells), even before we had earlier Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, etc. who all made songs that didn't do the same shit there would be like a ballad or a slower doomier track along with the usual fast attack. Comparatively every song on Darkness Descends is fast fast fast with one slower part in the middle then fast fast fast. There's no incentive to listen to the lesser songs on that album because they are inferior versions of the couple best songs on the album.
I always used to shit on this kinda metal. But although it doesn't have the fanciest "riffs", the vocal melodies and the fills/solos from the guitars/keys are amazing to the extent where they make up for lack of conventional riffing.
I guarantee that pic was staged
is this some new low-effort pasta i dont know about?
The Apocalyptic Triumphator
Nah, it's more like I kinda gained appreciation for Power Metal that isn't USPM. It's like a continuation of the Deep Purple/Rainbow school of metal which is on simpler riffs as foundation for super talented vocal and guitar/keyboard leads. It's a bit different from the more conventional approach where everything else is backseat or supplement to the focus of the main guitar riffs which is more the early Sabbath approach or the approach tied to most thrash/death metal. Metal as an overall genre has a lot to offer which requires different approaches of appreciation for each different approach towards songwriting/style.
what went wrong?
too much soyy consumption
You're a massive queer.
>acid witch
>stoner shit
pick one and only one, them boys are straight spooky halloweencore
MAKE WAY
FOR THE INCINERATOR
That horrendous logo for one thing.
If you read the full review, his issue is that Metallica takes influence from Priest and Sabbath when they would venture a little too far into 70s excess (think Epitaph or Fluff), manifesting in the indulgent midsection of the title track and the entirety of Orion. He blames this sense of dynamism for shit like Opeth, and I can't say he's wrong about that.
Yeah, I can at least agree that Orion is fucking lame, and Anasthesia is too.
>le tracks where overdrive on le amp isnt enabled isnt metal!!!!!
turboboomer soft rock wanking sure as fuck isn't metal lad
>2011+8
>still ironic redditposting
Way to miss the point anyway
So...the reviewer has exactly the problem I am taking about them when something tries to do anything even remotely different from the standard set?
Comparing bands like Sabbath, Priest and Metallica having a variety in songs to Opeth is dumb as shit, too. Opeth’s heavy soft heavy is in almost all their songs and is like a signature aspect of their overall sound meanwhile those other bands have individual songs like Dreamer Deciever or One that dedicate themselves to a different approach in music. Opeth’s obvious influence in “dynamics” (it’s not really dynamics but textural change as well so to just call it dynamics is disingenuous) comes from progressive rock bands that did the same exact thing.
Orion’s middle section is its best part, and well thought out. If you aren’t fucking deaf, you can hear the difference between the lead parts in that song vs the more generic Kirk solos in the rest of the album full of more cliche pentatonic phrases. Lead melody based sections doesn’t automatically equate to self indulgence, and to think so just shows one’s narrow minded in music rather than any inherent knowledge/experience.
It's just boring simple scale noodling, doesn't matter that it isn't pentatonic like Kirk's.
Why is it called "metal"?
Everything’s following a pattern of a scale based on key unless it’s inherently atonal or following some kind of different tuning system you pretentious dipshit. You don’t like it, it’s not your thing cool w/e. But this “simple scale” argument makes zero sense in the metal genre unless you happen to prefer bands that are tonally/harmonically adventurous in the genre but I am quite sure you nor most here appreciate Dream Theater that much.
Best metal band in history coming through.
it's just a slow, simple, pseudo-classical-sounding melody that sounds weirdly placid and out of place for a metal song.
>aghosoylent
t. opeth listener
t. nu-male
kys cuck
a basedboy wont be caught dead listening to a racist band
cry more pussy
>blows every Blopeth album the fuck out before they can even start
brainlet
How much of a genre whore are you?
I myself have tagged over 20 distinct types of thrash metal and I don't mean meme tag shit like caverncore or dark metal
testlet
you're the opeth listener not me
>6 minutes of pianos and mumbling
2/10 album, what did they mean by this?
opeth sucks dick just like arghosoylent
why isnt there new tech death this good
lol'd even though I love the album I usually skip that one. Just listen to Sear Me from the debut instead.
I bet you're a shitskin
wrong again. I bet you're an amerimutt
wrong bitch
Being able to play well is not en vogue in death metal right now. Everyone is hyping up plodcore and caveshit.
I refuse to believe you since you think tepid meloshit is the peak of metal
>it's another "two fags fighting each other with pathetic one-liners until the end of the thread" episode
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I see that the rigorous discourse of /metal/ is alive and well today
not an argument
How do you even come up with 20 subgenres for thrash metal? Are you including crossover genres and regional sounds or something?
your taste is shit
t.
>dark metal
I'm not tagging Bethlehem's debut as anything else
you're the one that listens to meloshit
because caveman riffs are better
Post epic-sounding songs (metal or not):
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>or not
Leave the hall.
decapitated wasnt exactly fertboard wank
Arghoslent is hardly meloshit aka guthencrap
you're honestly really retarded
most other tech death is
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nice reddit spacing
nicespacingidiot
Baldur's Gate is metal as fuck bro
Good gains, man. Help a fat nigga out with a starting program?
How fat/how tall?
Kreator is based baka
Shouldn't you keep your head more neutral/in line with your body? Looks like a recipe for neck snapz
5'10, bmi 36 if that helps
>play Icewind Dale
>roll barbarian named Abbath
>only use leather armor and 2-handed axes
>use shadowkeeper to give him fire dragon breath innate ability
by far the shittiest party member, but the most fun which is actually reflective of Abbath himself
It's mostly a meme, maybe a minor risk
Do an aggressive cut with a shitton of cardio & either stronglifts or starting strength if those apply on a cut
you should be able to gain strength while losing weight because you're a fat beginner
Any good doom metal besides Swallow the Sun this year lads
Thank you, hopefully I'll succeed this time
Not really considering before that part, the song was already doing riffs consisting of thirds and inverted chords alongside the usual power chords also with small fills from the guitar that imply that “classical” feel you’re talking about. The songs building up to it since the start. It isn’t typical of metal it’s part of why it remains this classic fans look back to with love (although I would argue is quite reminiscent of stuff from NWOBHM bands and Mercyful Fate although the deliberate slow feeing gives it more emotion imo especially on the bend.) Being formulaic is how you get stale in a genre.
Why not just listen to hardcore punk and it’s subgenres if primitive raw aggressive as fuck blunt riffs is what you want? Metal’s too theatrical for that kind of more mundane sound.
Do the vocals on this album piss you guys off? The riffs and sound is incredible but I wish they had a better vocalist. Still a classic in my book
Metalcore becoming this weird amalgamation of Nu-Metal and La Dispute Post-Hardcore poetry slam vox sucks so bad.
the whole video
but specifically 1:09
sad!
What metal would Barry Lyndon listen to?
numale metal
I have come to the conclusion that Gojira is the ultimate metal band
>sick flashy riffing that’s quite technical like everyone’s favorite osdm bands
>slow heavy badass as fuck, alpha as fuck groove parts
>soft well texture atmo bits because they aren’t so insecure they can’t get into this as well
>a vocalist who combines the best parts of melodic and harsh vocals all in one
>a drummer who always adds pizzazz to his parts
>production values that are as raw as possible without sounding like some limp wet noodle shit like garbage osdm/black metal
Only true patricians realize how amazing and all encompassing this band is.
Idk who that is, but if they have good taste they listen to Gojira
Then Morbid Angel would be the uber metal band considering that Gojira's entire shtick is inspired by one of their albums
>bait this weak
kys
T. Zoomer
easily one of the best thrash albums of all time, if not one of the best metal records of all time
Yeah but Gojira’s music doesn’t sound like a bunch of farts like on that Morbid Angel album. It sounds badass.
Weak bait. Gojira's early stuff was great, though.
>rebuttal this weak
this isn't reddit, kiddo
>Gojira's early stuff was great, though
is the ibanez destroyer the most based metal bass ever?
gay and retard
Are there any 80s/early 90s thrash bands without piss weak, talk fast, rapped vocals?
Metallica
what are the bands
artillery
Massacra, Loudblast, Agressor, and No Return
granted they all have like 2-3 goods albums
Based
What is this shit? Power metal thrash?
I forgot Mercyless too
So the Big 5 then
t. rifflet
Which album?
As an owner of one, yes. It has the perfect sound both with and without distortion. It is THE bass for sepülchral riffing
Gateways to Annihilation
>15 year old edgy guitar body
your guitar looks bad and you should feel bad
I just finished this album and enjoyed it a lot. Anyone have any suggestions for similiar artists?
anything "metal style" is gay
Suck my dick
yikes. Thanks for the md5 filter though.
you'll grow up one day and realize how cringey you used to be
You're literally posting in /metal/
Motorheads cover album might the best metal album of the decade
i'd forgive the guitar if it wasn't for the battle jacket
what woods are they made out of? only thing i can find on google is "basswood and mahogany"
ibanezes are based in general. Im a fan of the iceman basses
The fuck? His take on Heroes was shit man.
>sepulchral riffsposter actually has the first wave bm bass
Fucking based
cringe
Get the fuck out of here. It's a complete audio biography of the evolution of Lemmy
explorer styles are sexy as fuck you tremendous gaylords
Okay everyone, real shit, what are the objectively best top 5 metal albums of all time? Go.
Gojira - From Mars To Sirius
Dimmu Borgir - Enthroned Darkness Triumphant
Converge - Jane Doe
Dream Theater - Metropolis Pt. 2
Deafheaven - Sunbather
uh blood fire death, ride the lightning, show no mercy, abigail and probably some maiden album
why is this their best album?
That album cover is pure onions
Thoughts on this?
classic album
Anyone who disagrees that Testimony of the Ancients is vastly superior to this should be hung en masse
>>production values that are as raw as possible
How does Gojira's production even approach that? If this isn't bait, you're fucking retarded
i know man but its the best doom from this year i could find
awesome
...
i hate my fucking autistic ass roommate
Listening to Horna getting drunk on rum.
How do you feel /meal/?
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recc me some evil two note riff bm
@86737134
>one ticket to baroness please
if you listened you'd know
picking the best BT album is pretty fucking impossible but this is my pick. Merc is 2nd or 3rd imo but obviously not by much
thoughts?
metal is the only thing i love in life please don't take it away from me
damn, this is good; thanks user
such a fucking trash take.
harder than rock
>*coins the name of ur genre*
Tengger cavalry
It's malleable.
>Peru
post more underrepresented country metal
my stupid fucking roommate threw my laundry in the wash with fabric softener and the prints on my shirts are faded fucking retarded ass fucker leave my shit alone i'm fucking home why would you not say anything fucking neurotic ocd cunt
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Pretty good
have gay make up sex
melodeath sucks
Carcass would like to have a word with you.
Thoughts on this?
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holy shit
>vocalist died
>band split up
goddamn it, it's not fair
Sodom hasn't made single bad or even mediocre album. Great band and great album.
Omnium Gatherum, Be'lakor, Wolfheart, Kalmah's newest album, Sentenced's Amok
Destruction's The Least Successful Human Cannonball is enjoyable and great album. Fight me.
SMOKE IS RISING FROM THE MOUNTAIN
THE MOUNTAIN OF DOOM
A GREAT EYE, LIDLESS, WRAPPED IN FLAME
ON THE TOWER OF BARAD-DÛR
WE MUST JOIN WITH HIM
WE MUST JOIN WITH SAURON
OR WE HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
WE MUST JOIN WITH HIM
WE MUST JOIN WITH SAURON
they haven't made a single groundbreaking album either (except maybe Obsessed by Cruelty). Consistency is the enemy of greatness.
Even though I enjoy Tolkien's books, I just can't listen metal with Lotr lyrics. It makes the music sound like movie/book commercial instead of being a work of art, that stands with it's own feet.
Is this the best OSDM album?
German thrash metal is overrated in general by underage posters because "dude... they're foreign and GERMÄN! TOTAL DESS!!" Once you get over the novelty of how they're foreign and about 1% closer to 'extreme metal' than the big 4 (and who cares when you can just go listen to actual death/black metal), there's not much there.
highly suggest this youtu.be
I bet you think album covers or lyrics about Elric are just fine though, don't you faggot
Your opinion is wrong.
Sodom has made thrash metal, death metal, black metal, crossover thrash and hardcore punk. Pretty far from a band, that's been making same album over and over.
Also In the Sign of Evil was a fucking huge influence to the whole black metal genre. That is exactly groundbreaking.
>Once you get over the novelty of how they're foreign
Bolt Thrower sucks
No and no.
>yuropoors
Daily reminder we invented the Electric Guitar
Daily reminder we invented Extreme Metal
Daily reminder you still haven't had a band top Metallica in terms of success
Daily reminder you sing in english for our ears
>tfw your country is all sandniggers
pretty collectivist attitude to have for a country that is supposed to value individual achievement, doubly so considering you did fuck all
also
>Adolph Rickenbacker
immigrant
>Lars
immigrant
>English language
mutt of a language influenced by centuries of immigration
ultraboris gets a pass because this was a slightly ballsy take at the time, but all his drones need to get a mind of their own.
MoP is Ride the Lightning with slightly better songwriting and slightly wimpier production. it's a 8/10 or so in my book
yes, burgers do overrate german thrash, you're right
wait were those supposed to be clapbacks?
>Humans excel the second they get a taste of American freedom
>Lars
>immigrant
ok, you can have him, congrats
>because "dude... they're foreign and GERMÄN! TOTAL DESS!!"
Get a load of this poser. All I read was:
>I don't understand metal, but I want to be tough guy. Better listen only black metal and death metal to gain respect of other elitist posers.
If you were an actual metal fag, you would understand why Kreator, Sodom and Destruction are fucking legendary bands. If you were an actual metal fag, you would actually hear the difference with these and the american big 4. It's got nothing to do with country.
Can't we all just get along? Slayer and Death are fucking great, and so are Kreator and Sodom.
I'm originally from the timeline where thrash metal doesn't exist, but Lars Ulrich is the greatest tennis player to ever exist
I almost get what you mean but LotR is so universal at this point it's basically a modern mythology.
But kreator and sodom fuckin suck lmao just admit we're better than you
I can admit, that you are a poser.
>Metallica
>libertarian imagery, band member hunts, freely insults california
>Kreator
>antifa, pro-LGBT lyrics
so this is the true power of european metal...
>implying i can understanding kreator's lyrics anyway
>Iron Maiden
>imperial imagery, band member shits on punks and fags, freely insults all of France and Russia
>Running Wild
>muh Indian genocide
I find this kind of nonsense charmingly playful for a band that's basically a McDonalds level corporation at this point
80s-90s metal scene has always been leftist as fuck, with the exclusion of black metal scene. Also are you seriously praising Metallica? How zoomer are you actually? Metallica hasn't exactly been a band, that metal fags have listened or even respected for years.
Also who cares about political leaning of a metal band? I lean into right myself, but I won't stop enjoying death metal and thrash metal. Metal is about riffs and balls. If you listen metal for political lyrics, maybe metal is not your thing, but punk is more suitable for you.
He's a faggot posting on 4chin for (you)'s who cares
Metal sounds so much better on tape, especially BM
80s metal wasn't a monolith, but in general it was anti-authoritarian and anti-nannystate, and a nannystate is exactly what leftism aims for. Nu-Kreator would wag their finger at 80s Kreator for the "faggot spreading AIDS" comment in one of their booklets.
this. varg's probably the most right-wing guy in metal and burzum was pretty apolitical and he doesn't care who listens to it.
>Also are you seriously praising Metallica? How zoomer are you actually? Metallica hasn't exactly been a band, that metal fags have listened or even respected for years.
oh, you're one of those 'metallica always sucked because they're popular now x)' 12 year olds
Varg's an environmentalist who opposes patriarchy/male supremacy, and whose ideal society is a series of tribalistic hippie communes. The only reason anyone calls him "far-right" is because he's a racialist.
>muh analog warmth
He wanted to die fighting in the SS and thinks Hitler was the only good modern politician.
He has referred to Hitler as non-white and on one occasion as Jewish.
But Black Metal is cold
He did have a borderline national socialist phase decades ago, but nowadays he's against the idea of "nations" at all. that's closer to the left than right in any practical application.
Leftism used exactly to be anti-authoritarian and anti-nannystate back then. Now you realize, that political opinions of sides change like ping pong balls from time to time. Example once left used to be pro-nuclear power, while right was against it.
I'm 30. Metallica has been disrespected since I was 15. It has only gotten respect recently, because it's got new generation of fans, that aren't as experienced with real metal.
He essentially believes in Lebensraum
I thought Intestine Baalism were borderline dead but they're playing at the Netherlands Deathfest this year
Where the fuck's the new album it's been a decade
Varg of this day, actually said that he doesn't support Hitler's germany. The reason for this is solely Dirlewanger.
nice
This is also my pick.
Those once loyal was an amazing swansong.
This album is a killer but theres too many good ones. Their BBC sessions are fkn deadly and my pers favourite.
In the opinion of you fags which is better, Norland I or Nordland II?
>brags about son drawing swastikas
>constantly hinting at 1488
>muh burning of Berlin
>Recent videos all complaining about zog
I’d say he was and is a fan
That looks like a great line up
Can't say, because they don't feel like different albums. Nordland II feels like continuation for I, and that's kind of the point. They are equally great albums.
There is no bad Bathory album. Absolutely remarkable band.
Neither
insomnium is for remain voters
Any metal that reaffirms values of strength and individualism is inherently right-wing
Imagine being a 56% mutt and not knowing about Venom and Hellhammer
I like porn, do you?
Batlord, my favorite band
If you're gonna have Melissa and Deathcrush on there you might as well include some Death SS
Unfortunately it's not up to you to decide what's left-wing and what's right-wing. You are still mixing up the edgy 80s-90s leftism and the sjw-leftism modern age. Leftism back then didn't attack heterosexuality, masculinity or white race. It attacked the power structures, and sjw-mentality of the past. There is more similarity between modern right and old left, than between old left and new left.
>white race
There is no "white race", fuck off mutt.
Not my chart, but Death SS really is a meme band that didn't ifluence anything. I guess they might grow on me, but most of the stuff I've heard from them is just boring and/or funny.
Bathory is the best 1st wave band.
They're still very important for the sound and image of black metal though. They were basically KISS but satanic.
Obviously, unless we're counting Mercyful Fate.
But did anyone actually take influence from them? I'm aware that a band like Mercyful Fate usually aren't black metal musically (although there are exceptions to that rule), but atleast they were highly influential to both the first and second wave and co-invented the black metal image with Venom.
Granted, I wasn't there in the 80's, but Death SS seems like a band that no-one listened to until quite recently.
No idea if they were influential. But they were still an important early "evil" metal band.
In the past we stood against Tipper Gore. Today we stand against the SJW's
In the past we stood against grunge, synth and pop.
Today most metal bands are a combo of grunge, synth and pop. How the times change.
Metal For People Who Don't Like Metal™
Kartikeya Mahayuga deserves more love
>1st wave band
No such thing
I like melodeath Bolth Thrower more
>Daily reminder we invented Extreme Metal
Venom isn't American
>Daily reminder we invented Extreme Metal
What’s the point if the best Death Metal band - Carcass is British
you sure?
Most influential for sure
you should be embarrassed for posting that
Black Sabbath were making extreme metal in the fucking 60's la
who was the first extreme metal band?
Venom
"clapbacks"
fuck off nigger
ok then what makes Venom extreme compared to other bands from the same time?
Extremely boring songwriting
cringe and bluepilled
Bad production and satanic lyrics.
venom sucks
>swastikas
Ancient pagan symbol and edgy
>1488
again, joking edge
>berlin
I'm not sure what varg has said on the subject. Explain?
>zog
You can believe in jewish conspiracies and still not agree with Hitler. All in all, you're not making a very compelling argument.
i doubt they did either first
playing extreme metal
Have you guys seen this music video
>vevo
...
Sure, kid