Fuck irony and sarcasm

fuck irony and sarcasm

No one is genuine anymore, we’re all giggling and to ourselves and to those around us because each and every single one of us is on the joke, it’s fucking pathetic and I hate it. I just want to live a real life and be surrounded by sincere people

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You do know your on Yea Forums right?

I'm a sincere heroin addict, we can talk if you want user.

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1. this is pasta
2. if you're the same dude posting again I already told you, actions speak louder than words. People can SAY fucking anything they want. That doesn't matter, the actions are sincere. The actions reflect their true desires

Think if you went and performed on a stage, and you sucked. And people boo you. Then you say, "no I'm only ironically sucking!!! haha!!!!" they would tell you to fuck off. Get good and put on a great show or leave, because irony has nothing to do with it

MDE and Cum Town are the really only satires i like

The braps brap softly in the distance
Hear them ringing
Their subtle textures taunt and tantalize my ears
Shaking lightly the inside of my chest

The sultry smell of sweat and egg blesses my airways
Breathing deeply their aromas as though I held a flower to my nose
Tears well in my eyes

Brrrrrraaappp
Hear them ringing
The braps brapping are the wind in my sails
The air in my lungs
And the place I call home

Her braps are her own only
Brapped in silence
Brapped in solitude
Never gracing the senses of another
Let alone my sullen ear

Wait
Whats this I hear
The rumbling of a stomach churning nearby
Could it be
Yes it might

There she was
Folded over with her arms around her stomach
The braphog of my dreams
Surrounded in empty taco bell wrappers
Begging the sweet relief of her burning insides

Unashamed and unabashed
There she was
Letting loose the one brap to end all braps
The brap that would make my heart melt in awe
Like angels sounding the trumpets at the gates of heaven

Brrrrraaappp
Hear it ringing
A brap that could fell empires
A brap that could bring kings to their knees
Brapped for brapping sake only

yes i know its a pasta
but its a very genuine one

everyday i read this and I want to leave this place from a long time but can't and hate it. I hate myself I'm going nowhere in life by spending every day with user, I like user but its not healthy.

lol shut the fuck up cuck.
j bet you were the emo kid who posted sad photos of themselves on myspace

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Satire needs to men making a decrernalbe statement about what it’s satirizing. Stuff like that if abject shock value nilhism. You couldn’t even call Sam Hyde a radical, because radicals are sincere and passionate in there drive to radical belief. Sams just repelled from everything not extreme

fuck new New Sincerity
it's ironic that you faggots are fetishizing the 90s at the same time you're pretending to be sincere again
rope yourselves

ok dfw

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DFW was right and he knew it and thats why he killed himself

>everyone must be pretending, and that ironic for some reason (spoilers: not it’s not)
Irony has literally filtered you entire worldview, do you not see a problem with this
Based and Wallace pilled

his suicide was the only thing he was right about
otherwise he was too much of a bitch to deal with what postmodernism had to say and so reverted back to crying like a girl before pathetically hanging himself and shitting his pants

the saddest part about new sincerity is that it is simply unsustainable. Everyone associated with new sincerity is depressed out of their minds and ends up killing themselves. When you look at postmodernists and those associated with it they live long lives and die normally. You either have to stay an npc or shield yourself if you want to survive user

it has nothing to do with people pretending you girl
it has everything to do with a predictable return of a fad. what makes it more fucking unbearable this time is that the fad is people sincerely pretending to be sincere because they think it's the opposite of irony
only a fucking retard falls for it. go listen to snail mail, she thinks "it's cool to care" too

he killed himself because sincerity is unsustainable. The only way to cope with living is to not take anything serious so you can't see just how empty and miserable life truly is

See, you literally can’t respond with out referring to some complex series of layers of irony and sincerity. You think you hate irony but you need to find it everywhere or else, even when people are telling you straight faced that their sincere. Why is it so impossible for you to take something at face value

no this is not at all the point.
it isn't that sincerity is unsustainable. it's that new sincerity is insincere. sincerity is not the opposite of irony.
the attempt at post-postmodernism or consciously "going back" from postmodernism is itself extremely ironic, even more when the method is fucking sincerity
DFW was a retard because he thought sentimentality was realism and realism was other than irony and meta-x

you're just stupid and don't understand. you keep thinking that I hate irony or am finding irony in everything, or continuing to refer back endlessly to irony.
I neither hate irony nor defer endlessly to it, and that's not what postmodernism does either. new sincerity artificially opposes its idea of the real to what it perceives as the dead-end of the unreal. this means that it takes sincerity to be something true in the face of something that isn't
this is only the case if sincerity is the other of irony, which it most definitely is not. they are not opposed, and making sentimentality the other of postmodernism is what makes new sincerity insincere ironic bullshit

Postmodernism has been completely warped from it's original intention. New Sincerity isn't a criticism of postmodernism but rather a criticism of what postmodernism has done to our society. Sincerity is not the opposite of irony, but rather the acting out of irony by a society that misunderstood postmodernism.

>your

postmodernism is not a thing that was applied to a society like a blanket, it's not a tool that society wields, it's not a book that is misread, it's not a deliberate project that has gone astray.
postmodern-ist things have had different kinds of effects, one of which is to convince people that we're swamped in an unreal meta self-referentiality and inability to be truthful. but these -ist effects have nothing to do with what the -ism is and has been, why it happened, and why it's important
new sincerity is a way of returning to pre-post-modernism. for DFW this means keeping all the things he liked about pomo and modernism, like parody and irony, but exiting from what makes pomo hard, like the distrust of stories that tell us the unequivocal truth
sincerity is that way of opposing to THAT irony, that kind of irony that understands what we might be confronting can't say something absolutely and completely true. postmodernism happens because the bullshit stories of pre-war capitalist utopia turned out to be used for things that brutally fucked us in ways we'd never known before
postmodernism is also a way of questioning not just binary things, real vs unreal for example, but how the binaries happen in the first place. those in the new sincerity movement don't like to ask hard questions like that and they don't want to do the work of understanding how something comes to look both true and untrue. instead they want that OG kush unmediated experience of sentimentality, the sincere, the true, the real.
they are faking it self-consciously in the face of the thing they reject because what they reject made them feel like they couldn't have progress. they are willing to reclaim progress at any cost.
but the funny part of new New Sincerity, this new version of it, is that it's still postmodern. it is a cynical return of what didn't work the first time but with absolutely nothing new added to it. it just repeats it insincerely

cringe

I'm sorry

I could post this on five different boards off the top of my head and still have it be 100% true.

based

Welcome to New Sincerity, friend

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I actually shed a tear for the first time in 60 years.

>willing to reclaim progress at any cost
Holy shit user you just completely redpilled me on new sincerity and postmodernism. I was familiar with the -ist -ism contrast but your last paragraph blew me away. are you at uni currently and if so what are you studying?

This but unironically

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words are actions, stupid

this is depressing

end yourself low-life scum

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I know what you mean

probably a philosophy major

honestly reddit is new sincerity as fuck. when they're not circle jerking on all the popular subs theyre almost childlike in their naivete and genuineness

I don't go there often, though from their appreciation of screencaps of Yea Forums antics, I would think that if they value that bullshit comedically, they'll emulate and distill it to some end through their upvote and filter system.

Yea Forums is just retarded, browse other boards you'll see not everyone is as retarded