Tfw I didn't have an edgy teen phase when I'd listen to metal and nu-metal

>tfw I didn't have an edgy teen phase when I'd listen to metal and nu-metal

What did I miss, bros?

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a lot of embarrassing memories. you did good

girls that like to fuck weird teens

You know you can just listen to Heavy Metal now and not be edgy about it
There is no such girl btw

cope

nostalgia with other bros on your cringy, edgy days. simpler times I guess

And I do. I did listen to Rammstein when I was a teen, but that doesn't count because my parents introduced me to them and, let's be honest, they aren't truly hard to listen, they're like Nirvana, they make catchy singalongs with hard instrumentation

But how was it to be an edgy kid and listen to nothing but stuff like Slipknot, Korn and Linkin Park?

>TFW grew up listening to Yea Forumscore, but never shared music taste with friends, despite trying

Dunno, I listened to Proto-Punk in school. I was more of an outsider than the few metal kids there were. Everyone loved Gangsta Rap or Grunge. Oddly no-one cared for Britpop

Not gonna lie I still enjoy Korn's self-titled album...

You meet these people and you can just tell , they never had a metal / punk / drugs phase. You just know, they have this 'church' feeling to them.

You missed : hanging around in fields, being with a bunch of friendos, some good concerts, the feeling of being ripped off somewhat by the foo fighters et al as the Zeitgeist went bad man.

metal is good
nu metal is bad

it's best you didn't have this phase so you can listen to metal without feeling embarrassed by the reflection of your 15 y old self

It's not too late! Get down there. Anything else is ageism don't you listen to it. Rock on! Diso! Shake yo ass

Unless you were part of that brief like 5~10 year window when nu-metal was actually cool then you missed out. If you were into nu-metal past 2004 then you were pretty much on your own cause by then all the weird hot slutty girls had moved on to emo and shit.

Luckily I was right in the goldilocks of being a been around the turn of the millenium. The nu-metal scene and also pop-punk were filled with slutty girls who would half-heartedly have sex with weirdo loser kids like myself.

exactly.

>You know you can just listen to Heavy Metal now and not be edgy about it
but then what's the point. It's edgy angsty dark rebellious teenager music.

It increases testosterone production. Lyrically there will be bands that explore whatever metaphysical thing you like. Most of the angsty stuff is with vocals that are unintelligible anyway

This

>It increases testosterone production.
lmfao

>tfw never had a beatles phase
>tfw never had a radiohead phase
>tfw never played a metal gear solid game
>mfw still have better taste than you

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You missed being based and fredpilled.
Go listen to chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water.

Nothing. You're fucking lucky

Rather pointless thing for scientists to lie about, but OK

thw only phase i had was a kind of emo but never reflected in my clothing so i was like an average dressed kid with shit music on his mp3. I would be a virgin if i dressed like those fags

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look a sad frog. he looks very sad.

Not much
>tfw my biggest phases as a teen were classical and Britpop