Fuck you

1.black sabbath
2.iron maiden
3.judas priest
4.megadeth
5.Motorhead
6.slayer
7.metallica
8.dio
9.pantera
10.death
11.ozzy osbourne
12.opeth
13.Antrax
14.Carcass
15.cannibal corpse
16.venom
17.mercyful fate
18.drean theater
19.overkill
20.Napalm death
21.kreator
22.helloween
23.sepultura
24.type o negative
25.lamb of god
26.hypocrisy
27.anihhilator
28.bathory
29.tool
30.system of a down
31.suicidal tendencies
33.meshuggah
34.amorphis
33.behemoth
34.morbid angel
35.Gojira
36.sodom
37.behemoth
38.burzum
39.G.W.A.R
40.mayhem

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is this a list of world’s shittiest bands?

There's very little uniting these bands. Traditional metal, thrash metal, black/death metal and the alternative metal styles are so completely different styles of music there's no use in comparing them like this.

>type o negative above meshugga

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>mayhem and burzum below dream theater, lame of god, opeth, anthrax, meshuggah, and cannibal corpse
LOOOOOOL FUCK VARG

Maybe OP is just listing their top 40 bands instead of the measly top 5 or 10 this board usually does. I might attempt this myself too, will post back if I come up with it.

And so I shall, this is not in any particular order by the way for the most part, just a rough top 40

1.KISS
2.Iron Maiden
3.Judas Priest
4.Black Sabbath
5.Van Halen
6.Metallica
7.Megadeth
8.Mercyful Fate
9.King Diamond
10.Ozzy Osbourne
11.Guns N' Roses
12.Alice Cooper
13.Scorpions
14. Motley Crue
15.Skid Row
16.Accept
17.Helloween
18.Children Of Bodom
19.HIM
20.Iced Earth
21.Cheap Trick
22.AC/DC
23.Twisted Sister
24.Dokken
25.Ratt
26.At The Gates
27.Blind Guardian
28.The Sweet
29.Thin Lizzy
30.Dio
31.Rainbow
33.Motorhead
34.GWAR
33.Misfits
34.Danzig
35.Samhain
36.White Zombie
37.Pantera
38.Alice In Chains
39.Anthrax
40.Korn

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Kiss was never metal
Korn was never metal
And twisted sister was never metal

Well im not saying kiss,korn and twisted sister sucks but im gonna say that theyre rock and korn hmm if you have a dj in your band your no longer a metal band
But anyways they are great bands too
Its just they don't belong to metal

Who cares about "metal" ?

Also
Kiss was metal on Creatures, and when they were glam metal all through the 80s
Twisted Sister was always glam metal
Korn...if you accept alt metal or nu metal as metal, Korn is metal. Personally I feel they are beyond such classification, they came from the school of RHCP and Faith No More of not being part of any genre, but they were certainly more "metalic" than either of those groups

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>top onions bands of all time

1. Grateful Dead
2. Spike Jones
3. Gary Numan
4. Nat 'King' Cole
5. Devo
6. Paul Weller
7. Amboy Dukes
8. A-Morality
9. Nelly
10. Jazze Pha
11. T.I.
12. White Zombie
13. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
14. Fall
15. Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
16. Asia
17. Nana Mouskouri
18. 4 Past Midnight
19. Little Miss Strange
20. Kreator
21. Everly Brothers
22. Crimson Ensemble
23. Tex Ritter
24. Velvet Underground
25. Selecter
26. Jazz Finger
27. David Bowie
28. Luke Haines And The Auteurs
29. Pere Ubu
30. Nine Inch Nails
31. Jerry Goldsmith
32. Angus The Bard
33. XIII Ghosts
34. Joey Negro
35. Taka Boom
36. Judge Jules
37. Billy Connolly
38. "Weird Al" Yankovic
39. Punjabi MC
40. Lily Allen

metal was never metal

This board has awful taste.

This board has awful taste

based

Post yours and be judged then

lol, no thanks. I never said I was an exception.

Iggy PopPossessedPrimusPeter Gabriel40 Grit
AC/DCThe AccuseddolescentsAerosmithAgent Arab On Radar
Archipelago Brewing Co.
AvalanchesB-52'sBad y PartyFrank lack/Black Fracis
Black CrowesBlack oodrock
Blue Oyster CultBorn AgainstDavid Bubbl Puppy
Buckner & Garcian Witch BurnBure
Butthole Surfers
BuzzcocksmmCannibal CpsCaptain Beefheart
Ron Carey
Caroliner
Cars
Cattle Decapitation
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Chevy ChaseChild MolestersThe
King Missile
Kinks
Left Banke
Lemonheads
Lightning Bolt
Linkin ParkLongmont Potion astleLoopLowMaintenanc PerennialsMadonnaStephen MalkmusMC5
Bob & Doug McKenzieMDC
Meat Beat ManifestoMeatmenMeat
MegadethMelvinsMetallicaMinor ThreatMinus h BearMisfitsMission of .O.D.MonkeesMoody luesThurston ooreMotorheadMoving Sidewalks
Mr. Bungle
Mudhoney
The Music Explosion
The (Bonniwell) Music Machine
My Bloody Valentine
Napalm Death
Negativland
Michael Nesmith
Neurosis
Neutral Milk Hotel
New Bomb TurksNew PornographersNew weedy BrothersNew York DollsNig-HeistNirvanaNo MercyNomeansnoThe Nova Local
Adam\
Pavement
Pearl JamPeekays Kiddie BandPere UbuJoe PerryPhil And The FranticsPink FloydPixies
Robert Plant
The Police
Joey Ramone
RamonesRamoneturesRapemanResidentsBob RiversSamhainThe Sand FamilyAdam SandlerScharpling & WursterScratch AcidScreechesSebadohSecret Chiefs 3
Sex Pistols
Shellac
Sigur Ros

SmithsSonic Superchunkwallowing Shit

40 GritAerosmithAgent Agnostic FrontAir Y Lost Trios .GAnal CuntAngry CompanyBad PostureBad ReligionBattalion Of SaintsBeach Boys
BeatlesBee Gees (review by Gregg Turkington!)
Jello Biafra
Big Blackhe Birthday
Frank Black/Black lack & GarciaBurn Witch BurnBurzumButterfly JoeButthole urfersBuzzcocksByrdsCanCanned Hamm
The Choir


Blag Dahlia
The DamnedDanzigMiles DavisDead Didjits
Dinosaur Jr.
Dirty Rotten Imbeciles
Drunken Boat
FapardoklyFaxed HeadFearFearless Iranians rom HellThe Firm
Wild Man FischerFlaming LipsFrogs

Aerosmith
Agent Orange
Agnostic Front
Air Miami
Alberto Y Lost Trios Paranoias

Foetus

Lol you suck nigger

1.Darkthrone
2.Bathory
3.Mayhem
4.Marduk
5.Leviathan
6.Archgoat
7.Burzum
8.Celtic Frost
9.Cannibal Corpse
10.Horna
11.Satanic Warmaster
12.Death
13.Tsjuder
14.Katharsis
15.Mutiilation
16.Xasthur
17.Sargiest
18.Sarcofago
19.Venom
20.Emperor
21.Type o negative
22.Impaled Nazarene
23.Mgla
24.Sodom
25.Blasphemy
26.Morbid angel
27.Kreator
28.Immortal
29.Behexen
30.Grogoroth
31.Beherit
32.Black witchery
33.deathspell omega
34.Blut ust nord
35.Electric Wizard
36.Takke
37.Immortal
38.Possessed
39.Deicide
40.Candlemass

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1. Rhianna
2. Beyonce
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Britney Spears
6. Taylor Swift
7. Katy Perry
8. Miley Cyrus
9. Ariana Grande
10. Lady Gaga

Fuck the patriarchy.

I heard Type O Negative for this first time this week. I purchased Slow, Deep And Hard yesterday. It's brilliant and hilarious.

>batlord that low

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>Muh-gwa anywhere near your top 40

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0. Anal Cunt

op here and this reply is gay

How the hell are there still people in this day and age who consider themselves music fans but whose taste barely even scratches the surface. I'm perfectly fine with all 40 of your favorite bands being metal but please at least give me something I couldnt expect to find a CD of if I were to go to the mall right now to prove to me that you're passionate enough to have done a little searching for music you love. I wouldn't trust a cinephile either if their favorite films were just the first 40 movies in imdb's top 100

No

did you just start listening to metal yesterday?

>zero (0) mentions of Kyuss
What the fuck, Yea Forums!?

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fuck off stoner sucks pee pee

daddy probably showed him his black album cd

Yes and my pee pee is big

motorhead fucking suck

>yada yada yada
Look kiddo, I'm the second person you quoted. I've listened to all of your favorite "obscure" bands, they're not my favorites, and you're lying to yourself if you say they're yours.

Favorites are bands that mean something to you, music that has had an impact on you and led you to all those shitty obscure niche bands in the first place. When I was at a certain point in my teen years sure I went through that phase of "I must present only the most hardcore bands to prove I am the most metal" like I assume most here are and also a genuine curiosity about digging deeper into the more obscure anals of the genre, but ultimately none of that shit stuck with my through out my life as much as any of the bands I mentioned, and that's what it's all about. I honestly see people who claim nothing but obscure bands as their "favorites" as completely suspect, because I know they probably haven't been into those bands for years and likely won't either, yet it's their "favorite band" even though they just got into them yesterday. And for the record, I never claimed all the bands on my list were "metal", does anyone think Cheap Trick is metal? No...

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>posting /metal/ memes thinking anyone cares about your gay clubhouse of rotating teenagers
Cringe. About as cringe as admitting you still post on MA forums. Grow up poser.

Tad wordy but true. It's cringe to see people claim favorite bands who are either Yea Forumscore or tryhard obscure, as if it's the music they really love and will be listening to 20 years from now.

>mercyful fate down that low
you're not a guitarist and therefore your opinion on metal bands is fucking irrelevant.

And not to mention that a lot of the bands kids like that will shit on for being "mainstream" is shit they never even heard before let alone their entire discographies.

>Hurr durr entry level
Yet you apparently never listened to it anyway, so apparently it's not, I don't know any typical teen black metal retard who's ever been able to have a convo about Scorpions or Accept unless they were my age, and when they are my age, they've usually grown out of that attitude. If anything Burzum is the most entry level band around if we're talking about this band, seems to be the band that all these little shits get introduced to metal by.

Op here keep the argument going bois

1. Black Sabbath
2. Metallica
3. Death
4. Iron Maiden
5. Judas Priest
6. Megadeth
7. Slayer
8. Opeth
9. Type O Negative
10. Burzum
11. Morbid Angel
12. Darkthrone
13. Bathory
14. Immortal
15. Neurosis
16. Agalloch
17. Isis
18. Pantera
19. Sepultura
20. Gorguts

What is the appeal of Opeth?

that's gay as fuck

Michael Jackson

They're just a really skilled and unique band imo.
What Opeth albums have you listened to?