Be me

>be me
>sitting in friends house, playing pet sounds
>friends mom comes in
>oh user is that pet sounds? i haven't heard that in a while. My father bought that album the day he died. he never even got to listen to it. my sister and i did though. good album
>she leaves
>turn off music
>mfw

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lucky guy

she was trying to get fucked by you

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>My father bought that album the day he died. he never even got to listen to it

lmao what an idiot

could you imagine buying an album and then dying, and it was the greatest fucking album ever? lmao that's lmao

Starting your greentext with “>be me” is the most redd*t thing imaginable

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yeah i agree what an idiot. imagine dying when you dont wanna die. what a tool really.

who said he didnt want to die

She was on about pet sounds

he actually bought it, realized it was a turd of an album and shot himself.

Saying "the most reddit thing imaginable" is the most reddit thing imaginable.

He wasn't made for those times

one day you wont be able to listen to music or shitpost with the bros anymore

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the greatest ever? hardly lol

one day I got really high and then I watched Synecdoche, New York

it was my very first Kaufman film and I knew nothing about it, and I couldn't even walk for the rest of the day. I sat there and just cried

lmao

i don't want to think about that

me neither

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it's okay man, escape in a movie

may I suggest Martyrs or Synecdoche, New York? an uplifting one

i feel u bro

"be me" has been a part of the Yea Forums greentext meta for a very long time newfag.

>haha guys i said the r word! d-do i fit in yet?
neck yourself

this

I'm me
Me be

I am me as you are he and we are we and me we be together

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER
THAN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG

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I swear to god people who try hardest to act like they belong always expose themselves as newfags the quickest. Pro tip, most Yea Forums tradtions where also reddit

>in teens
>listening to Meat Loaf's Bat Out Of Hell
>Brother comes in with his friend
>his friend has brought some of his friends
>one of them is a woman
>she starts crying hysterically and telling me to turn it off
>it was her boyfriends favourite album and he died in a car accident

YELLOW MATTER CUSTARD
DRIPPING FROM A DEAD DOG'S EYE

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>Synecdoche, New York

most pretentious shit I've ever sat thru
literally I want my 2 and half hours back

based

i watched it too but i didnt get it

Top ten things that never happened.

This isn't google

He wouldn’t have bought a fucking album if he wanted to fucking die. He obviously was PLANNING to LISTEN to it. Fucking idiot.

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Next you'll tell me meme generator was an integral part of Yea Forums culture
an hero

just because he bought something doesnt mean shit, if he wanted to die it wouldnt matter if he bought anything. maybe he bought it for his family as something to remember him by which it was. fucking idiot

>hey guys, here’s this album that I’ve never fucking listened to before for you guys to remember me by

fpbp

trips of truth

underrated post

Lmao