You don't like My Bloody Valentine?!

You don't like My Bloody Valentine?!

(This is a meme I made up recently. It's been getting a lot of traction and so I thought I'd post it again, both to remind people of it, and to offer everyone an opportunity to ask some questions about it! The main thing is to use the original meme, as included here, and to give credit if possible! Thanks a million, Yea Forums.)

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It would be funnier if his face became red and distorted like the Loveless album cover.

Holy cow! Now you're really onto something. Thanks so much for this advice. I don't love messing with my original meme, but doing this could be as good as the time someone put the red "Yeezus" tape on it.

ORIGINAL NEWMEME GUY®™ available here! get yours TODAY! supplies are limited and going fast. hurry before its TOO LATE!

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Hey remember my post where it was black and white and I said “you don’t like Frank Sinatra!?”
What did you think of that?

>inb4 this gets posted on fucking reddit

This is so fucking good I'm literally iin tears laughing at how incredible this sounds - the bongos, the maracas, the snapping it's all so good

That was one of the first edits, if not the first (not counting the accidental edit[s] that led to the unfortunate lighter-skinned version[s]). So obviously I had really mixed feelings about it at first, because on the one hand I put a lot of work into the original meme and I was worried that by editing it you were disrespecting that. But on the other hand, it was really exciting to see my original meme getting played with in such a productive and creative way. The thread didn't get much traction, so I don't think I commented on it, but I would say I think it actually turned out to be a really good meme. And it's definitely fun to take a contemporary attitude like that expressed in my original meme ("You don't like Animal Collective?!" was my first suggestion for how the meme might be used) and turn it back on an artist from an earlier musical era. So I guess I'd say it was overall a pretty good contribution to the original meme (though definitely not a replacement!) Feel free to keep posting it, and if you don't want to give credit to me, you don't have to.

This one I'm definitely skeptical about, because I feel like it misses the basic character of the original meme. Also, I believe that one person who edited the meme in a similar way (maybe it was the same picture —I didn't actually save it because I didn't like it) also posted one that had a Hitler mustache on it, and I really didn't like that, especially because I've been subject to anti-semitic abuse about this meme more than once.

You fuckin jew you, go back to israel

I won't lie, this is upsetting to read. I should note though that I have no connection to the apartheid state of Israel, a fact of which I am as proud as I am of my connection to the Jewish faith.

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>also posted one that had a Hitler mustache on it, and I really didn't like that
that guy was an imposter. the NEWMEME GUY®™ is an ORIGINAL creation made by me to create healthy competition between our two memes. i remember hearing allegations of you touching guests' penises without their consent at your airbnb. While i do not condone such behavior, i have not heard proper evidence to form my own opinion on the matter, and, as such, will not pass judgement at this time.

You don't like Israel?!

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The guy who invented this meme sexually assaulted me

I like this one better

Hilarious! We both had the same idea! I guess we'd both seen the George Costanza meme here on Yea Forums and then also knew what it's like to feel bewilderment at another's musical taste so voila! Great minds think alike.

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Hi, im the creator of the NEWMEME GUY®™, and after reading comments like this and others, i feel as though i should make a public stance on sexual assault. Sexual assault is never acceptable behavior. I myself have never assaulted an individual, sexually or otherwise. I believe this ethical standing shows through in my meme, NEWMEME GUY®™, available to you, the public, for a limited time. It has always been my belief that creators of memes have a moral imperative to the people of the world to create products with iron-clad integrity. A belief i vow to strongly uphold. Perpetrators of assault, sexual or otherwise, should be banned from this webforum, and from creating memes.
Thanking you,
NEWMEME GUY®™ Creator

I'm pleased to hear that he was an imposter. Thank you for the clarification. I do think healthy competition has a place in art, but it's important to remember that I am the inventor of the meme, and mine is the original. That point may not seem important to you, and I appreciate your engagement, but I do think you're slightly missing the gravity of this meme.

That I must, again, defend myself against allegations of sexual assault is both frustrating and, you may be surprised to hear, heartening. , please read this. You and I are the only ones who are certain of my innocence. Please admit that you have lied and exonerate me. I will try to forgive you if you do so.

The frustration comes from my innocence and the accuser's inexorable libelous campaign. Of course I do not own an airbnb, nor have I ever owned one. I have never touched someone's penis, either outside of or inside of their underpants (with the exception of my own, of course, primarily for the purposes of urination, but also for adjustment or preparation for consensual sexual acts.) If I were to touch someone's penis I would never do so in the person's sleep, or indeed in the uncomfortable position of power that is that of the Airbnb host. I believe firmly in the importance of consent.

Why then "heartening", you might reasonably ask. The answer is simple. An accusation was leveled, and the victim was, if not believed outright, certainly not dismissed. Questions were and continue to be asked. It is truly upsetting to be the subject of those questions, but if my tremendous discomfort is the cost of a safer environment for Airbnb guests, I will happily pay it.

No, definitely not. I especially don't like that its pseudo-papal leaders claim to speak for and act on behalf of myself and my family in some of the most heinous of crimes perpetrated by a state today.

My meme has been in use for some days now, but this appears to be the first use of yours.

As the inventor of this meme and the OP of this thread, I am happy to put my personal beliefs regarding "NEWMEME GUY®™" aside and whole-heartedly cosign this post.

Your unwavering optimism and support warms my soul, and while I sincerely hope these rumors of sexual assault via an abuse of power as host of an airbnb are fallacious in nature, I would prefer you take less direct communicative measures with my organization in the future until the matter has been settled. This is not an affront towards you. These are merely protective measures one must take to maintain their reputation as a business.
Wishing you the best,
NEWMEME GUY®™ Creator

Fuck you pervert

dude I just heard about the airbnb thing. thats fucked up. i cant support your memes anymore

I understand. In that case please desist from using your adaptation until such time as you will agree to communicate with me.
I understand and appreciate your concern. The rumors are utterly false, and I hope you can learn to enjoy the meme again.

Is there anything I can do to rehabilitate my image? I'm not worried about myself so much as I am the future of the meme I made.

this. the creator of this meme and i had intercourse. a couple days later my boyfriend reminded me i was drunk at the time and therefore he took advantage of me. this is not okay and this man needs to be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. this male-run world is disgusting.

overall obviously an awful forced meme but this one is kind of funny

lmao

the only good thing to come out of this shit forced meme

hello yes i have a few concerns

number one is of course the red face. the community here on 4channel's music board has been pretty outspoken about this concern -- the consensus is clear. nobody is in favor of the version with the red face.

with that out of the way, we ask you to change it. we don't like the red face. change it.

best wishes, the 4channel music board community

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You could stop being such a retard,
Go die maybe