The worst review I've seen

The worst review I've seen

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he's right, incel

all sounds can be music if you only want them to be, stop posting on this board

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if the recordings are unedited and raw, then it's clearly not music
but if they are dubbed over each other or manipulated in any other way then it's music
the more famous nature / field recording albums feature some sort of ambient or spoken word added

Recording the sounds and curating them for an album means they were edited

jesus fuck i want to punch him. most of these are used without looking at their connotations, like he literally just used a thesaurus.

“god i wish i were christgau”

He is completely right

Post modernist freaks are fucking degenerate idiots

Anything contestably called “music” can, depending on what it is going for, be better or worse for being either unedited and raw or for being dubbed/manipulated/etc. This distinction is arbitrary in a universal lens, depending on the context one of these things may be better while in a different context the other thing may be better.

I listened to a minute of one song of this thing in the OP and I could be wrong but it sounds like the latter of what you’re talking about, albeit in a very gradual spontaneous way

Post modernism can be great but in a lot of places it seems to be out of control and not kept in check

I speak pseud fluently but this shit is a mess.

>Rate Your Nature Recordings
AVANT TEENS BTFO

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What a psued, i hope it was ironic

He lives in Denmark so English may honestly be his second language. At least that would explain why all of his reviews read like bad Scaruffi translations.

obligatory

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extremely BASED

the wall sucks
bro my dad died the album

literally the only good review on the whole site

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HA!

More like best review I’ve ever seen

Fuck this website

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>THIS IS NOT MUSIC
>meanwhile....
rateyourmusic.com/collection/smmessner/r5.0
nice kendrick lamar and radiohead ratings buddy

legitimately might be the most based thing i've ever read.

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rateyourmusic.com/collection/serialjune/reviews
these are actual reviews from the teen pseud spammer in chart threads

he seems pretty alright

I guess he should rate all the films on rym half a star then

that’s amazing

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