I walked bob dylan up on stage in 1975. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Imagine deriving all your self worth from briefly meeting a celebrity once 40 years ago. Imagine that.

I gotta give it to him, though, it is impressive that he earned, like, 15 college degrees.

Bruh. 75 was nearly half a century ago. Thats 50 years

What does he mean he walked him on stage? Did Dylan actually know who he was or was he just autistically walking beside him?

Imagine NOT deriving your self worth from meeting awesome celebrities, especially ones who ended up winning a nobel prize.

You're depressing the hell out of me.

he was the guy who announced his name on stage

n-

is that the white race

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Gonna need some math on that one, chief

what did yandex mean by this?

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2019 - 1975 = 44, almost 50

Jesus Christ.

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>tfw not trained classically *and* contemporaneously

>who the fuck is bob dylan?

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No one likes teenagers but Jesus Christ this is too harsh

>you got that camera on? If I find myself on you...
btfo

They locked arms and waltzed onto the stage like his prom date

lol i've lived in Baltimore my whole life ,can confirm this city is full of niggers and dipshits

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Did YOU know The Grateful Dead from 1966?

wtf
i'm an anarchist now

Bullshit, if you lived in Balmer your whole life you'd be dead by now

lol I've seen countless drug deals and two shootings, you'd think right
worst part is i'm a eurofag, my parents moved here so here I'm stuck
after I get my degree I am fucking gone, I hate this city/state so much
I want to move to the midwest where there are forests and shit

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I hate this so much
With Douglas Levinson you can at least laugh at him
But this guy is just sad to me

The video honestly just kind of makes me sad because this guy sure as shit hit the opposite of a genetic lottery in life. Severely balding, looks and sounds like a lesbian, hunched over, generally seems in poor health, sweating like he just ran a marathon, and his shirt is fighting a losing battle against his pants.

Moreover, he talks about "achievements" from decades ago, as if they're actual achievements. Turns out he's an event promoter or something like that and probably forced his way into walking Bob Dylan on stage by being obnoxious, it's not like they're friends.

His rant is also so personal and specific that it almost sounds like someone probably said those words to him at one point and he still feels defeated by it.

Hope no ones posted this fucking diamond yet
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BCjRmgf_htY

>(((white)))

Is that fucking Ariel pink?

NO MORE DAYDREAAAAAMZ

based

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Yes. It’s from a deleted scene in a movie that pink apparently specifically commissioned the Lev to be in for a cameo. The fucker is a confirmed Yea Forumstant imo

it's the ultimate in the cliche

this guy has to have a half inch penis to take out his anger on a scared fucking 14 year old

"I don't have a father"

"SIT DOWN 'IM NOT A DUDE"

"YOU GO AROUND DOING THIS STUFF SOMEONE'S GOING TO KILL YOU"

"ARE YOU FROM THE COUNTY OR SOMETHING"

so many priceless lines from this one

Would be better if the surviving Grateful Dead guys were there with him

youtube.com/watch?v=GC6shEbFyWw

Why are videos of skateboarders being duly or unduly harassed so comfy and funny

What was his endgame?

Literally who

To not be a balding gremlin

yes, at least the city
cops here are authoritarian pricks

walking john lennon up on stage

>Literally who

someone who isn't an artist detected

I'll bet you didn't go to NYU Film School either

city cops are probably just way more fucking stressed since dangerous things actually happen there, cops out in the boonies are chill

Someone who respects the sound of silence that serves as the foundation for all creativity.

prove that 44 is almost 50

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

does this mean he's self-aware or just completely shameless?

O F F I C E R R I V I E R I

FUCK 12

cops are nice to you if they think you belong where you are. if you're a white middle-class guy in the suburbs they treat you like a king. just watch how these "chill" cops treat a homeless black guy walking down the road if you wanna know what kind of people they really are.

and yes, some cops are nice people. but there are institutional issues with the police (trained to assume everyone is a potentially dangerous lunatic with a gun) that eliminate reasonable behavior.

and yeah, parts of baltimore are rough. but that guy's not working major crimes, he's just an insecure douchebag.

.88 is almost the same as 1
44 divided by 50 is .88
50 divided by 50 is 1

>rounding 44 to 50

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He was just saying his credentials, that he wasn't some crazy guy, he understands art and was tired of shitty street performers

he walked bob dylan on stage

god now I'm mad

50-44 = 6
6 < 44
therefore 44 is most of the way to 50

I've never met a teenaged-20-something year old skater that wasn't a complete piece of shit, or god forbid someone who still skates when they're in their 30s or older.

>but Tony Hawk is cool I played all his video games

Yeah probably but he stopped grinding up on like wal mart's handicaped access ramps and throwing himself in the middle of traffic and then acting like he's the victim. He became a pro and had a head on his shoulders to branch out into media and whatever else and now he's just a cool 50 something year old dad.

Honestly that's what bothered me the most about that video. I don't get inspired by sitting in a completely dead silent room.

How can anyone get inspired in New York, there's literally nothing there that lifts the human spirit emotionally or creatively

I wonder how Lou Reed did it

From the boonies and absolutely argue with you that cops here are chill

He was probably a stage hand at some show and told Dylan it was time for his set and walked him to the stage

The guy has a Linkedin, basically he's an event promoter so it's probably put him into brief contact with the rich and famous.

Well something's inspiring them considering the ton of music that's been coming out of there for generations.

I unironically took his advice to heat when he said a musician understands the importance of silence and respects it.

>YOU'RE NO AUTIST

I beg your pardon sir, if I'm going to be afflicted with this lifelong curse I will at the very least loudly proclaim it to whoever will listen

New York smells of piss, garbage and marinara sauce

What determines whether you have a tolerable subtle New York accent or whether you have the most unimaginably annoying prominent New York accent like Douglas Levinson

what a fucking pig desu

haha epic
you won the internet sir

>dont get defensive with me son
>dont get defensive with me im not your father

ARIEL PINK PAID MONEY TO MAKE Yea Forums SHITPOST A REAL LIFE THING

WHAT THE FUCK

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Based AP is probably lurking ITT as we speak

>How can anyone get inspired in New York, there's literally nothing there that lifts the human spirit emotionally or creatively

Most retarded thing I've read all day. You are literally surrounded by music and art (depends on where in NY)

Imagine how sad the cop's life must be to act like this

This is exactly how you deal with teenagers, my dude's based and doing a service to society

BASED

being jewish

I made an ironic punk song making fun of the one kid everyone made fun of in high school

Fucking meme magic again

What's up with New Yorkers and being so proud of it anyways? Is it the Shitalian genes

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Finding stuff like this almost makes it worth coming to this shithole

im a man of meager means. i split my ribs then split the scene. in the morning i find myself thinking on and on about wrongdoings and past-regrets. my brain rests somewhere in the back of my skull and it all feels a bit like falling backwards off the swing-set. i wish i could make these days feel a bit less like a furnace-fire, but my skin tells me otherwise. i fashion lies to help me forget and make a world where i am singular and knowing. i bark and i know i am false. temporary and false. wishing i could make this right by myself.

always by myself.

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>he knew.
>he walked with.
not
>i produced
>i played with.
fuck him and his mediocrity, he's entitled to shit and his opinion has the same value as anyone elses.

>rolls quads

Yea Forums confirmed to be full of sympathizing juvenile potheads

sad you relate more to fucking 14 year olds who are objectively shit

jesus christ Yea Forums the video wasn't even anything

the reactions

wow boypussy manpussy oftheyearpussy Yea Forumspussy

manlet cop finally found someone who isn't taller than him lol

>muh institutional racism
cry more

>imagine the face belonging to a person willing to sit and type this shit

there's definitely shit in forests

lookit this lil closeted 5'4 baby-man getting uppity with some teenagers. dude needs to get stomped asap.

AP is god

He also btfo grimes and clairo

Found the boomer bootlicker magapede

it's a good face, you'd like it

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN REAL??!?! MY SIDESSSS

i think i'd punch it then give it a swift kiss on the cheek. then disappear before it even realized what i did.

Has Norm seen this meme?
youtube.com/watch?v=aH0B4Gq2mjQ

acab

prove it

jesus fucking christ this is incredible

thats that street girl from "Heaven Knows What"

Did that end up being any good I don't remember Pink's work on the music particularly standing out to me, or blood orange for that matter

>Haven't you ever heard Bob Dylan?
>He's got the worst voice I've ever heard

Ariel Pink is literally a fucking mutant I don't know why I'm acting surprised I guess

Jesus, Van Morrison really let himself go...

shit I thought I was the one who discovered this reaction image

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More please. I like this one but it’s short (it was originally on vine)
youtube.com/watch?v=RdNcKK4cM50

his body doesnt make any sense. It shouldn't be possible.

i went through a period of watching weird american cop interactions on youtube. there sure are a lot of them

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaoYeXq_Km0

t. mall cop

>quads
very nice

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You're new here, aren't you?

I like to think that bottom black portion of his shirt, which makes him look like a bumble bee, is actually an extension of his pants.

I'm Bob Dylan. Who the fuck are you?

No, this happened in San Francisco. However, New York does, unfortunately, contain many Jews.

what the fuck is wrong with american cops

>видeo бaбкa кapaтиcткa
lmao

To be honest, the guy "performing" was like he was practicing. I'd also be annoyed if I had to hear someone doing that on the street

imagine being a bootlicker lol, thought Americans cared about their liberty?

kek same. I thought he was channelling the guy in OP when I seen the thumbnail

YO STOP VIDEOTAPIN DAWG I WILL BREAK YOUR SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=onLV-2_yV7s

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i think i finally understand why you guys hate cops so much

fuck this fat piggie.
power tripping tough guy.
big strong man standing up to the 14 year old menace.

okay bootlicker

to respect the sound of silence that serves as a foundation for all creativity

this
fuck NYC. pretentious faggots.

based and redpilled

do it, pussy.
yeah that's what I thought...

I mean he's got a point

IM NOT DUDE
A dude is someone who works on a ranch

It just looks like Dale Gribble

youtube.com/watch?v=063RGou-P_8

It was 2 hours of a girl getting emotionally abused by an edgelord, at a certain point it just feels trite when misery is all there is to a production.
Some good shots and a uniquely gritty and realistic feel though (probably since they were actual junkies and bums)

fuck cops

Lmao at this one. I remember shitting this video all over Yea Forums back in the day.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zCDbb1dMuGk&frags=pl,wn

kek