YO BLUMPF! FUCK THAT MUELLER REPORT. WE STILL BEEFIN'...
>Hi kids, do you like Kaepernick? >Wanna see me get on my knees and suck his big, blacker dick? >Wanna copy me and diss Trump like a faggot bitch? >Asked for it but Trump didn't answer now I'm sad and shit >I'm in my old age, I'm trying to get my dome straight >But I can't figure out if John McCain is my soul mate >And Donald Trump said, >"Slim Shady, you'z a mere queer" (uh-uh) >"Then why's your beard weird? Man you fear shears" >Well since age ten I was really into gay men >Cuz my uncle got a nut in my butt inside the playpen >Got pissed off cuz Hillary Clinton lost >An awfully hot coffee pot is how I burnt my dick off >I pop a phat pound of Viagra and call up Rihanna >But dammit, I guess she gave the wrong number >"Come here, Slim" Okay Dre, give me just a sec bro >Brb, Dre's about to pound my wet hole
>Dr. Dre wanted to fuck me inside his office >The only problem was he wanted it in every orifice >He smacked me on the ass with his hand and >Fucked me in the man-can, then gave me a couple grand, damn >Walked in the White House, "let me see Trump right now" >They said no and made me leave, I'm like "wow" >Extra homosexual sucking off pedestrians >On the TV screaming at Trump like "let's be friends!" >99% of my life I was a faggot >I just found out I sucked more dick than my dad did >I'm told him I'd grow up to suck a lot of donkey cock >And threaten the president with an awfully hot coffee pot >You know you're too old when you're trying to do your raps >But just cough and gasp cuz you have a droopy sack >This guy at White Castle asked for a dumb selfie >Then he said, "nevermind, I thought you were Machine Gun Kelly
Wow, Em's really going all out this time
Tyler Smith
Share this on a YouTube comment section please
Evan Martinez
Eminem vs. Free will.
Daniel Smith
and self determination.
Liam Walker
I dont have a YouTube account
Jordan Reyes
I don't agree with the wall either, but why have they got to send Hilary another fruit basket? Elizabeth Warren tho ...
Hunter Brown
Haha epic! Fucking normie
Carson Johnson
>AWFULLY HOT COVFEFE POT >SHOULD I DROP IT ON HILLARY CLINTON? >EH...RATHER NOT >COZ TWITTER IS ALL I GOT >now excuse me gentleman i gotta make a phone call >hello? >is this admiral Morrison from the USS Harry S. Truman Carrier Strike Group? >this is donal blumf >i want you to aim those missiles every single enemy state of Israel and make them bombs >DROP >(wubbeth intensifies)
How did one TV rap verse btfo thousands of glumph fans?
Gabriel Russell
Based thread on Yea Forums
Carter Cooper
Literally better than anything Eminem’s come out in decades, congrats user good shit
Thomas Young
Will EMINEM ever become relevant again? I hope not. His "beard" scares me.
Jack Cooper
IMMA WALK INSIDA MOSQE AND SAY A PRAYER FOR EVERY TIME MEBLUMFIA TALKS
James Jackson
that's awfully halal
Christopher Richardson
>Have you ever been anally penetrated with dicks? >I have; I've had a train ran on my anus and lips >Dissin' Trump like a chump to give my sales a lil' bump >Sniffin' men's rumps until I cum, and my colon gets lumps >All this blowin' of homo men, inside my ass: loads explodin' >Dre walked in through the do', I sucked him off and keep goin' >Not talkin' cuz my jaw's swollen, so many dicks I can't breathe in >Keep suckin' cocks in the morning, and then well into the evenin' >Leavin' me with a tasty as salty as sodium in my mouth >See they can blow on me, cuz Dre's always hoin' me out >Look at me now, I bet you're probably sick of me now >Ain't you, Drumpf? Imma make you look so ridiculous now
