/metal/

my nig!

Son

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Jesus, at least you tried.
Lmfao at the haunted.

AOTY

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*blocks your path*

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good post

Hi I'm new to metal, been getting into some real heavy shit like slipknot \m/

If y'all could hook me up with some more LIT bangerz that'd be great haha

No black/death/whatever the fuck though cuz I'm not a Satanist ok??? >:o

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Very low effort. Apply yourself.

Ever heard of Disturbed?

Try Black Veil Brides, they might be too heavy for you though

You're low effort, goodnight.

MY LIFE'S
IN JEOPARDYYY
MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
IS WHAT I'M GONNA BEEE

I AIN'T BEEN HOME SINCE FRIDAY NIGHT
AND NOW MY WIFE
IS COMIN' AFTER MEEE

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Don't slam the door on your way to the bedroom

Agreed. Early melodeath like Carcass' Heartwork, Sentenced's North from Here, Merciless's Unbound, and Amorphis' Tales from The Thousand Lakes are all absolutely great albums. Howerer melodeath as a genre quickly went to shit when it turned to "modernized heavy metal, with predicable song structures with harsh vocal verses and clean vocal choruses". It sure has the "melodic" in it, but the "death" isn't there anymore. I have given up on finding new good melodeath bands, because I only find shit, and lose my will to force myself swim through the oceans of diarrhea.

nothing is too heavy for me dawg

Is that a badly drawn neuron?

Don't worry about it dad.

Here is your metal album bro.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oo6sopAnic8

Early stuff is cool in a corny death metal meets goth way

Isn't that some sort of pop punk?

check this out youtu.be/LmThblzutXk

I'm pretty sure this is a videogame cover and not an album cover.

Cheers dude :)

Do you think Sylvain Houde will ever do music again? Or is he doomed to being a severely mentally ill bum?

He was obviously the brains behind Kataklysm since they immediately went to shit after he left and have since made nothing but garbage
Yet when he was with them they made some of the most unique death metal of the time.

Why is this band always the go to for people to defend melodeath?
It's not even that good

Check this out.
It's literally about being 14 years old and screaming to your stepfather about how he is not you real dad. Good stuff.
youtu.be/sO7vKqoHAXc

Not meal, and that guy is really weird-looking.

Interesting that he and Ted are rarely, if ever, seen with big cool sunglasses
What did he mean by this?

chek Gojira
youtube.com/watch?v=_-XaaTqOICU

I never shouldve come here, I knew you guys were all crazy hackers and mass shooters. How did you know my age wtf man? Plz don't come to my house ;-;

Nordic eyes accustomed to the light because of all the snow

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their not satanist cuz their PROGRESIVE deth metal and there theme is whails xd

This. Be'Lakor is just Insomnium, without good riffs and with unnecessarily long songs. And usually I do enjoy long songs with Opeth, Moonsorrow, Wintersun etc. Be'Lakor doesn't have enough interesting content to give reason for longer tracks.

Reminder that Sodom's best song isn't even theirs.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z1XQ-ZWFk6M

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My man Gylve stuntin

I have to reply to this because a big tiddy nerd grrl I dated very briefly was wearing a Kataklysm shirt when we first met

pic not related; just what I'm blasting

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Humanity is overrated.
You will die next.
We are anonymous.
We are everywhere.

Except us.

>tfw 50 year old gylve has better hair than 24 year old you

#deep

Hypocricy is the best melodeath band because they're from the best part of Europe

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so thats what anonymoose looks like

I haven't listened to Hate since high school. Is it worth going back? IIRC they were a knockoff Demigod-era Behemoth.

I assume the shirt wasn't sorcery era Kataklysm

I mean, hasn't Kataklysm had the same guitarist the entire time? It's just that Maurizio and Sylvain decided sort of the aesthetic of the band, which I guess influenced how Dagenais (presumably) wrote the riffs. Even if Houde came back, there is also the question of whether Dagenais is the kind of musician who does much better writing from instinct vs. a more learned structured approach, and after taking the latter approach for so long if he could ever go back successfully. Idk, I'm talking out my ass here.

Same. I started shaving my head last year cause I started thinking on my crown
I blame my American diet and poor stress management

Metal for this feel?

early metal: youtube.com/watch?v=lcXoSlnEB14

min + dermaroll

Dunno
All I do know I'd that the band was good and interesting musically (aesthetics aside) when Sylvain was there
And when he left the band immediately crashed hard

I love whales, they're so derpy omg xd
I'll definitely give this Japanese band a listen

Sorry m8 you're officially a quintagenerian boomer and your favorite band is now Accept.

based

Stop trying please.
And i was just fucking with you melofags.

Min?

Min enda svaghet är Carola.

Minoxidil aka rogaine

minoxidil

>band name is a racist joke about how Japanese people would pronounce Godzilla
how are they not cancelled yet?

Thoughts on Vektor?

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Are there other bands than Uriah Heep and Deep Purple that pull off the hammond organ?

afaik they were called Godzilla at first.
I only know because my old normie roommate swore they were the second coming of Christ.

They're nothing special. If/when you get really thirsty for melodic riffs over blastbeats, they make a decent playlist filler.

Bitch was 2 years old when Sorcery dropped, so yeah, couldn't have been. We met just before Waiting for the End to Come.

>aka rogaine
rogaine is a bad meme
there are better and cheaper min based solutions

It's not though, Gojira is the original name for Godzilla. It has nothing to do with them not being able to pronounce Godzilla (the burger name of Gojira)

Hormone blockers and cute skirts

>decent playlist filler
I guess my opinion on them won't have changed much then. I'll download Metamorphosis for the nostalgia.

Haha funny misinformation, stop defending the racist band
Go back to poll

Devin Townsend

>just fucking with you
So do you or do you not claim that absolutely all melodeath sucks? Can I get a percentage?

cute socks, you mean

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>Metamorphosis
Awesome Sabbat song.
youtube.com/watch?v=5NqN-HgDsis
Wtf? If anything it's the burgers not being able to pronounce Gojira, therefor Godzilla.
All melodeath, no of course not, there' always gonna be the exceptions (like most genres and styles), but most of it is kinda meh.

>Marilyn Manson brand socks
He actually wore some cute socks back in the day

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I know, I use Kirkland. I was just saying it for recognition.

I recognise those dubs

I know you’re baiting but Toho studios literally chose the romanized name Godzilla when the first Godzilla film was distributed to the US
t. Massive Godzilla autist

Never forget Tokyo 1954.

C/n?

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melodeath sucks

WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN'

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What do people who put pineapple on pizza listen to?

Ah ok
Will try and report back... I don't know the end of the year or some shit?
>Devin Townsend
Could always try rocking a skullet
But I don't think I'm eccentric enough to pull it off

WOMAN WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND
THE POWER MEN FEEL TO KILL WITH THEIR HANDS

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black gays

BETWEEN MY LEGS
I'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE CALLED A MAN
FIGHTING
FEASTING
FUCKING ALL I CAN

Audio of loud, sloppy, gay scat porn

Rainbow (not in every song), Atomic Rooster, Night Sun, Lucifer's Friend. Propably lot more, but can't remember rest of them.

I've been listening some Darkthrone, Windir and Burzum today. Also Sepultura and Entombed.

MOONLIGHT ON HORSEBACK
TILL DEATH WE RIDE
NORTHERN WINDS PUSHING US
TOWARDS SUICIDE
MARS GOD OF WAR
MASTURBATING IN RAGE
WILD LIBIDO
I'VE FREED FROM ITS CAGE

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didn't like this at first but tis grown on me

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True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.

Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misanthropists.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Im listening to Manilla Road, Fates Warning, and Morbid Angel

Last Days of Humanity, Omen, Gerogerigegege and Invocator.

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Lesbians did 9/11 and thrash sucks.

tech death for this feel?

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I am addicted to this album

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Dude i fucking love you

I always try and recommend X Japan whenever appropriate. It's hard to get Westerners into them as they're quite sappy but they make a great guilty pleasure.

youtu.be/CfKtNzaeFRM

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youtube.com/watch?v=CSkSNKkodyk
deathrash

uuh guys?
youtube.com/watch?v=S3DHPDn7Je0

is that not a napalm death cover

gay

>guilty pleasure
Only total faggots are ashamed of what they like.

crazy that millions of parents were scared of that back in the day

What kind of Sepultura

Incelic Black Metal

give me some good Death-Doom, I'm digging it

youtube.com/watch?v=t0LQLO4oVg4

Why do metal bands make the best acoustic songs??
>inb4 godsmack metal band

Need some fast fucking metal
Preferably speed/thrash metal like Razor or Dark Angel
Recently listened to Deathrow's first two albums and they were fuckin sick also

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>godsmack
>metal

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one of the two GOAT active bands, sad the og lineup has parted ways. only other band currently worth a shit in metal is horrendous.

youtu.be/LmThblzutXk yeees mate

this maybe?
youtube.com/watch?v=OJxRcDT9DQQ

X Japan is old news

Sadus - Certain Death

What's your fav BTC? Mine are Volahn and Blue Hummingbird on the Left

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everyone knows X Japan, it's baby's first J-speed

>look up BTC
>black twilight circle
>US black metal from southern california
nope, you can keep your söytown trendcore to yourself

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CAST THE FIRST STONE

Not metal but thats unironically one of my favorite BTC-related releases

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>having to look up BTC

Sorry I don't give a shit about US "black metal" made by surfer dudebros in Los Angeles

You realize LA is our 2nd biggest city? It probably has more population than whatever peasant shithole country you reign from. That being said, fuck California and fuck communism

>our 2nd biggest city
Who is the "us" in this sentence and why should I give a shit? Americans can't make black metal, they can only imitate it. They are soulless.

Being a swede who has also met people from Btc, I can assure you they are more black metal than most skyrim larping Vikernes pussies you find here

do you even know what communism means?

Shut your fucking mouth, Grand Belial's Key is awesome black metal band (from US).

t. Finnish guy

>You realize LA is our 2nd biggest city? It probably has more population than whatever peasant shithole country you reign from.

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Communism is great but California can suck it!

finland is a frozen shitehole

youtube.com/watch?v=wxyp5PyLxqA

Americans don't have souls, they can only imitate other people and cultures, they are trendhopping fakes and so are you.

We invented the electric guitar Muhammad

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REMOVE BURGER

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jesus christ could you be any more of a tourist?

you also invented capitalism

Throwin Cars at People

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the electric guitar is a nigger instrument

capitalism has been around for a long-ass time

>tfw your country makes guns specifically for US citizens to purchase while you peasants will go to prison for looking at a muslim wrong

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What's some good scary/horror themed metal?

The best metal album ever made.

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Mortician
Frightmare
Plasma
Acid Witch

back print sucks dick

more like Bolt Thrower's first album

goregrindz plasma or some other i havent heard of?
impetigo
machetazo
autopsy
splatterhouse
razorback records in general but i dont like the pizza thrash riffs with blast beats formula their bands seem to follow
fuckin uhhhh Blood's first? maybe

cradle of filth was the best black metal band of the 2000s

grindz Plasma indeed. Those are some good fucking recs, can't believe I forgot about those.

Don't bait me, bitch

Just found Tom Araya's daughter on YouTube. She looks like a turbothot with those weird eyebrows.
Pitiful, really.

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rigor mortis from texas
repulsion
zombified preachers of gore
macabre
slaughter
infernal majesty's first kinda sorta, they talk about jack the ripper in s.o.s.. also barebones blastbeat in that song
cardiac arrest - morgue mutilations
ruin
torture rack
cryptic brood
blue holocaust
vomi noir
bile
it happens to the best of us
:^)

The second Prophecy of Doom album, sounds like some invocation of the great old ones going on in a very remote mountain place.
youtube.com/watch?v=9FskZAXrNJI

Wasted dubs

youtube.com/watch?v=7zws8M9Rks0
behold the best new thing there is

Last night I had a dream where I joined a viking family because I sang them Burzum songs and we were all singing together around this table outside.

HAIL ODIN SIRE

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Fuck off Anne Frank. This isn't your diary.

Maybe correct

Tech Death is best death

just gimme your absolute favorite thrash albums (that aren't big 4)

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Here's my top five thrash releases

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HOLY SHIT

>volcanic slut
based 2013fag

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This one is a killer.

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I've listened to this 3 times in the past 2 days. This album fucking rips. Demo ain't half bad either. Cavernous Death tinged with Black Metal through out.

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No brainer.

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Favorite "Party Thrash" album. Good one to throw on when you're crushin' puss and smashin' beers.

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More like Be'labore

Slowly working my way through 20 Buck Spin's artists, Daeva makes some great Blackened Thrash.

youtu.be/xL_4ypZhGAY

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/DeathenedBlackMetal

Picking up my first 4wheeler in an hour. Jeep cherokee laredo

Metal for this feel??

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>mfw falsetto vox

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Advanced Butt Rock
youtube.com/watch?v=UQa6Z1xFq4E

Type O Negative - Highway Star

THESE ARE YOUR ORDERS - YOU MUST OBEY

youtube.com/watch?v=JpCBWP2x2ts

Dare give us link or picture ?

HEAVYYYYYYYY AAAAAAUGHTILLERREEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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MY FLESH YEARNS

Arise album

I've been getting into Cornigr recently. Any similar bands?

not really big on Type O Negative but do they have any more Carnivore-ish songs like 'Kill All The White People'
no SDH allowed

New Teitanblood later this year
are you hyped /meal/

I'm not huge on them personally, never was. Falls into the chunk of war metal that just ends up being riffless noise. The Savage Necromancy EP from this year was some war metal I did even though it's just 15 minutes of "hey have you guys heard Archgoat?"
savagenecromancy666.bandcamp.com/

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I fucking adore this album. I can come back to it at any time and it'll sound like I'm listening to it for the first time again.

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I am for sure, the Accursed Skin EP sounded great and I hope sets the pace of how the new album will sound. I'd suggest this user give them another chance.

I have only heard Death, to be fair, so I think they might deserve another listen either way.

Listen to Seven Chalices on decent speakers, computer speakers do it no justice at all.

>when you have an existential crisis and give up on your waifu and destroy her in your mind
Metal for this feel?

I'm a headphone guy but yeah, will do.

>I'm not huge on them personally, never was. Falls into the chunk of war metal that just ends up being riffless noise
Really? their latest album especially riffs fucking hard, i agree with him get some decent speakers

Any good doom metal besides Swallow the Sun this year lads

Yeah, really, but I could just be fucking retarded, idunno. Just never stuck with me, I think a lot of war metal ends up in a similar situation.

Imagine wearing this

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I'd wear it if it just said UH! on the front.

That's ok, i don't really like war metal either

Then someone comes up to you, "is that what you say when you get fucked in the ass?"

youtube.com/watch?v=VwFdXacVfQ8

Thanks.

>put shirt on
>immediately get propositioned for sex
I don't see the problem

*puts on Go At Penis hoodie*

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MEAL SURE IS SLOW TODAY. GIVE ME THE GRIMIEST, DIRTIEST, MOST DISGUSTING SHIT YOU CAN MANAGE. GENRE DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS IT'S FILTHY AS FUCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=Fd6kVBrcBOI
youtube.com/watch?v=L5Vnrpt3oC0
youtube.com/watch?v=udIT-F3ea_c
youtube.com/watch?v=cojm_G1SYf0
youtube.com/watch?v=QSy5UOoLaEU
youtube.com/watch?v=TxXwDI4ZsX0

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this albums is seriously overlooked for Toxic Waltz, but Like Father Like Son, and Cajun Hell are some seriously thrashing songs

What the fuck, /meal/? Okay, some more riffs incoming.
youtube.com/watch?v=H6gv_zXrirc
youtube.com/watch?v=vo1GmtPTx4A
youtube.com/watch?v=emSDcQ89Ne8
youtube.com/watch?v=QE25mui2jSY
youtube.com/watch?v=oGl7bLkvZUk
youtube.com/watch?v=JbOQ5_lVMhU

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why isn't stoner metal considered real metal?

youtube.com/watch?v=4xynHjOZP4c

Because most of the time it's just stoner rock with more distortion that abuses the crash cymbal. There is stoner metal but a lot of it is just slightly harsher stoner rock.

because stoners aren't real people

most metalheads I know smoke a lot of weed anyway

>metal made by robots or dead organisms
that sounds metal as fuck

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>Rather, this Morbid Angel album hs more in common with "Dark Side of the Moon", or "Animals" than it does with Covenant, Imperial Doom, or Effigy of the Forgotten. This album is about opening up to emotion, and allowing one to submit to the range of human experience that the cosmos has set up for us. In their own twisted, brilliant way, Trey and Pete have simply created the violent death metal equivalent to such transcendental and groovey moments as the harmonized twin-lead guitar majesty of Pink Floyd's "Dogs" or the breathtaking psychedelic serenity of Dead Can Dance's "Nierika" or Shpongle's "Shpongle Falls".
>album has some shitty ambient interludes, and suddenly it has more in common with prog rock than metal.
are MA reviews the reason why metalheads are looked at with utter contempt?

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PÜT ÖN YÖÜR BÜLLET BELTS AND STÜDDED GAÜNTLETS AND GET READY FÖR SÖME FÜKKING LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFFS
youtube.com/watch?v=jQbascew1E0
youtube.com/watch?v=G-PU8lwYBtE
youtube.com/watch?v=JG3eJYhcHgU
youtube.com/watch?v=A-U5XVeOXaI
youtube.com/watch?v=ZqQuoTAdjns
youtube.com/watch?v=F6RoEpWtoOs
youtube.com/watch?v=8ASavn-C0u8

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BASED SEPULCHRAL RIFFPOSTER
youtu.be/id1pTayKWLQ
youtu.be/S7kNRp00G3o
youtu.be/I8m5SPo1Msw

BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVEEEEEEEEEEL

BASED
ONLY SEPÜLCHRAL RIFF MÄNIAXE CAN REVIVE THIS FÜKKING SHITHÖLE
youtube.com/watch?v=JD5dDJ3lFrc
youtube.com/watch?v=mhqPVEJIwTc
youtube.com/watch?v=qDbwzHHfid0
youtube.com/watch?v=eJvSKzdz9YI

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I like your gimmick, keep it up.

here, some filthy riffs for you
youtube.com/watch?v=BvgNJXpS6ug
youtube.com/watch?v=yftZYpC7Oa0
youtube.com/watch?v=zRwm9Yx9hjM
youtube.com/watch?v=YpVwDWXOqvM
youtube.com/watch?v=Tkfs6MdTXXA
youtube.com/watch?v=fVH6-bRgO4s

Get rekt tastelets.

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>Legion of Doom
based.

How's the new Csejthe? I liked the single from it but haven't listened to the rest of it yet

Does anyone have a link for this? Preorders got mistakenly mailed today.

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>why metalheads are looked at with utter contempt?
probably has more to do with the obesity and autism

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Only given it a few spins. No real departure from previous works. Decent, but I was kind of hoping for something more after all this time.

This is my kinda fuckin' user. Based.
youtube.com/watch?v=AulUkf-0ytQ
youtube.com/watch?v=g2hsEw27LAI
youtube.com/watch?v=baU4mcLHCBY
youtube.com/watch?v=9mlvouEtIDw
youtube.com/watch?v=xMZrE66s7WM
youtube.com/watch?v=3zA7YjFuito
youtube.com/watch?v=eAXDi35Zxz0
youtube.com/watch?v=NuZ5GXvyMX0
youtube.com/watch?v=8KYVc6b2PTY

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yeah it's RYM reviews rather than their apperance that puts normies off

Hoglan drumming...mmmmmm

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its on realm of metal, shit owns so far

looks like a gay dildo ad

turn your monitor on

Early SF is the lowkey peak of goth-tinged spooky death metal

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the solo in the title track never fails to make me cum my pant

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Edge Of Sanity needs more love

youtube.com/watch?v=CP4Lhe6E7YY

For me, it's the riff at 2:06 in "Pale Beauty of the Past."

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I PROCLAIM MY NOMINATION
AS THE THERMONUCLEAR WARRIOR

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Best song they ever did is a Manowar cover

First album was originally supposed to be a Carnivore album iirc
Most definitly not humorous at all
Very angry music
But similar style of thrash with doom bits

Hey Musty, my discord is sam_AEL#1680
Step on my face and I'll step on yours.

>symphonic black metal

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She looks like a Crotchy doll

oh shit

im hungry metal for this feel

youtube.com/watch?v=9d4n7h16A1E
youtube.com/watch?v=CgmMfJ4ZdWo

youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE ME SOME
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Nah bro the last minute and half on that track’s so catchy though.

Yo, newfag here. What do I need to know about Yea Forums before I start asking for prog metal recs?

We don't do that here.

What are your honest opinions on Behemoth?

nothing in particular m8. I don't know if there's a chart for prog metal. You new to the chan in general or just /metal/?

>asking for prog metal recs

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what do you already like? how much of a newfag are you to metal

Gotcha
Just metal as a whole actually
Like, “started listening to Haken and Mastodon yesterday” tier.

It’s got a bad reputation, huh?

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I know they're considered a meme, but definitely check out Dream Theater if you haven't. Witherscape is also worth a listen.

Yeah will do. Is there a definitive /metal/ guide to their stuff?

here dude go nuts
youtube.com/watch?v=x0f_N6nTpmA

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no but [spoiler]reddit[/spoiler] does

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permavirgin here
I have listened to every single one of these albums on numerous occasions
AMA

This is a good and comfy thread, thanks from /k/, nerds.

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Are you lying?

yes
I've slayed thousands of fresh, wet pussies

No problem /k/
Post some /k/-approved riffs

idk if this is a hammond organ but its an organ or something
youtube.com/watch?v=QMJTofSaKUM

I DENY MY OWN DESIRE

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This album is pretty based and well-written as far as bandcamp meme metal bands go. Thoughts?

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youtube.com/watch?v=slw1KF6z73I

actually contributing to thread

his 2018 album was ok, might give this a spin in a while
theres an absolutely ludicrous amount of new shit coming out all the time and i cant keep up with it

I'd rather you wouldn't

holy shit deercore is making a comeback?

youtube.com/watch?v=uNi0tsCU-6g
YOU WILL NEVER
GAIN
MY
TRUST

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youtube.com/watch?v=IbdFkl7t2i8
katatonia lads

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>Cold Lake
perfect

Pretty much anything Dos Gringos
youtu.be/S13G08KKrcA
youtu.be/gQAmvKMGUko
Also the VDV meme recruiting video
youtu.be/tY5VRa0ncNM

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I tend to think that black metal is gay but that fucking Véhémence album is amazing. Holy shit.

My #1 favorite genre is heavy metal but my #1 favorite artist is Phil Collins

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>tfw the only thing I'll leave behind when I die is my shitty mp3 collection of 15,000 albums
>it will probably get scrubbed and re-purposed because I keep my porn on the same drive
metal for this feel

They need to record these music videos on vhs camcorders. Just doesn't suit this style otherwise...

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check out Aria of Vernal Tombs

youtube.com/watch?v=-6R7BknRFCU sounds like a katatonia kind of feel

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bros i think i have autism

We know, you're here.

yay autism metal bros 4 life

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>falsetto
>ibanez deströyers
me likey

>Thomas "Angelripper" Such
>Thomas "Quorthon" Forsberg
>Thomas Gabriel "Warrior" Fischer
>Tómas Araya
Is Thomas the most /meal/ name?

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Thomas is a biblical name so, no.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5Ajt3r5xA&list=PL46964DA8FBF7603A

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the Bible is metal as fuck

>Accursed Skin EP
Hadn't gotten to this yet, listening to it now.
Shit rips

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ok sweaty

Tom and Jerry

WHAT ARE YOU BLASTIN' FREN?

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I only have Icon. It's choc full of riffs tho

So is Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub, Belphegor and Bathomet.

NEW THREAD

Cajun Hell is a fkn deadly tune man good choice

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>enjoys Opeth
back to the cuckshed

This website is 18 and up bud

There's metal about almost everything
From fantasy and medieval times to pirates, from ancient Rome to the far future
There's even metal about feudal Japan and native americans!

But how about the wild west?
I'd say it was a pretty fucking metal
Public hangings, gangs of outlaws, vigilante justice, hard motherfuckers with big irons on their hips
So are there any good metal bands that are wild west themed?

I'M A COWBOY
ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
AH'M WANTED
WAAAAANNNTED!
DEAD OR ALIVE!

>steel horse
>motorcycle
I dont think so bud