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Fuck melofags
Fuck deathfags
Fuck powerfags
Fuck blackfags
Fuck grindfags
Fuck corefags
Only doom and trad are real.
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deathrash
POR ISSO EU TOMO OPIO
É UM REMEDIO
blackfags sounds pretty gay desu
CARVE ME UP SLICE ME APART
SUCK MY GUTS AND LICK MY HEART
Highly misanthropic and edgy black metal, as it should be.
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melodeath sucks
no u
What did you listen to this week?
is radio fenriz dead? no episodes since september
RADICAL
based Thy Dying Light poster
Rank these three
what kind of metal would he listen to?
none other than the pedo NSBM band Inquisition
goregrind
crabcore
LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFFS FRÖM HELL
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HIGHLY RECÖMMEND THE BAND "VORNTH" THAT WAS PÖSTED. THEY SÖÜND FÜKKING KILLER. LIKE ENDLESS PAIN ERA KREATOR MIXED WITH NECRONOMICON.
haven't actually listened to that much metal as of late. I'm slipping
friendly reminder that ironic powermetal is better than ninety percent of earnest powermetal
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Listen to the witch, kids.
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I fucking love sludge guitar distortion even if I'm not a huge sludge fan
Need the finest Jewish rap metal acts?
>that armor
The greatest power metal album ever
name ONE good black metal album that has come out in the last 5 years
I would but its atmoshit
Burning Banners of the Funereal War
>spoonfeed meeee
I could easily name a hundred, but I won't.
has your shilling of a certain band ever worked /metal/?
sort of
>I could easily name a hundred shitty bandcamp demos I listened to once and forgot about
ftfy
You're not worthy.
Wrong.
This.
give me an album that sounds like total shit so i can pretend to be trve
SUOMI
FINLAND
PERKELE
What are some metal bands that capture the feel of Knights Kingdom?
Hey people of this fine establishment, where can I find the waiter?
Never tried but you guys should look into Malokarpatan
Black metal meets 70s hard rock, lyrics about slovakian folk tales and shit
Fantastic
Sounds like a good idea (while very sleep deprived) gone wrong
Semi related but Judas Priest's Painkiller matches up to the G1 Bionicle storyline
Nordkarpatenland is excellent. The first album is pretty average.
Are we deeply-troubled angry people?
>mammoth grinder
uhhhhhhhh based
You should also listen to Mind Eraser and Seven Sisters of Sleep. They’re based. Makes me fantasize some angry thoughts like punching my dad or vandalizing a public transport.
Hardcore Punk/Sludge Metal (early), Death Metal/Hardcore (later)
What is some underrated War Metal I need to check out?
need more reverby vocals bad production core
Isn’t that cool and unique? Like, Southern Lord-esque, not some Relapse bullshit.
don't listen to that pleb, Mammoth Grinder are a pretty solid band
is that a gondola pic?
>Napalm Records
I refuse to even to any band signed to this label
try and show me that I'm an idiot and am missing out on a couple gems
pro-tip: you can't
> to even to any
missing this
>he doesn't accidentally his post
pleb
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nu-metal videos were absolute kino
barbarian, paladin, wizard, ranger, fighter, rogue
and monk (pic related)
WHat would he look like nowadays without beard? I’m curious.
Hej gois, here's a complete list of all the true bands which featured the individuals who were actually part of the early Norwegian black metal scene and their spin-off projects so you can know if the shit you're listening to is actually KVLT or not. If the band is on this image, it's KVLT, if not kill your muhfuggin self
Thanks, but after reading this chart I think I would be too blind to look up these bands on the metal archives.
What a shitty chart
Literally who gives a single fuck
Back in the day for Mithras, yes.
That's impossible since the last good black metal album came out in 1997
ancient bards
They’re all shit. Even Panopticon and Wolves in the Throne Room are better. The only good mainstream black metal is Dark Funeral. Very satanic and depressive melodies.
>still listening to metal even though Onward to Golgotha solved the metal problem
hmmmm
>Wolves in the Throne Room are better.
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Which is?
Oathbreaker - Rheia, anything Myrkur has done
Based. Amazing song.
What are you anons listening to at the moment?
Wrong, Paracletus came out in 2010, that's when Black Metal was solved.
i saw them live with behemoth and that riff after the synth part was the best part of the night besides moshing to atg
I see now why he grew that beard
unleash the archers
Fuck yeah, that was a good tour. That fucking part you described is freaking glorious indeed.
Legion of the Damned
No
ETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
cringe
Dork Funeral was only even slightly good when Blackmoon was in it
THE SHOCK AND AWE
THE FRIGHT AND WOE
I ONLY HAD ONE LIFE TO LIVE
AND LIFE SAID NOOOOOOOO
>upboat me and gild my posts
>post on shreddit and farm some karma
>my one desire my only wish is to be reddiiiit
Scars are great. Very metal.
666 Voices Inside is based.
a challenger appears
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I was more talking about his weird thin lips
thrash is the best genre of metal. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing taste.
nobody gives a shit that you listen to snownigger faggots who paint their face and play embarrasing garbage you call "black metal". nobody cares that you listen to talentless redneck trailer trash songwriters who put together poorly produced dog shit you call "death metal".
thrash. metal. is. king.
t. thrashlet
weapons grade projection shitter. try again.
let's find out
sorry you failed the GED again, pizzathrash-boy, but go vent about it somewhere else
hes prob busy with the new album
>BODOM, AFTER MIDNIGHT
>BODOM, AFTER MIDNIGHT YEAH
based riffs poster
hey i listened to that
tracks 2 and 3 are killer
Why does /metal/ almost exclusively listen to boomer metal and SoundCloud tier black memetal?
because what you like is shit so please stop posting whatever it is and then kill yourself
>giving any weight to the "opinion" of a weeaboo
commit suicide sweaty virgin
there is literally nothing wrong with pizza
Boomer detected
pizza-thrash, not pizza
he looks like hbomberguy.
friendly reminder that liberal-minded metal heads are posers who are undeserving of bearing the mantle of metal. you think it's perfectly fine to listen to music who's subject matter revolves around dismembering babies and throwing acid in peoples' faces and yet the 'n' word offends you. get the fuck out of my scene you pussy faggots. hitler did nothing wrong, we're going to reclaim our lands while you niglets stand by and virtue signal. you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
go back to rebbit
>Only doom
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
HEBBY METAL
HEBBY METAL
HEBBY METAL SAMURAI
good post
>go back to rebbit
nice argument fag. i fucking hate plebbit, been on Yea Forums since 2009. if you want to make a counter-argument go ahead, otherwise fuck off.
DAS RAYCISS!!!!
I'm more offended by the shitty riffs
so what constitutes a good riff in your mind? link your favorite riff that we might judge it.
>white power wintersun
>aryan At the Gates
It's incredible that you still try so hard to get this to stick
my best riff of all time would be at the gates from the song stardrowned
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second place goes to abigor from channeling the quintessence of satan
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both of those albums are chock full of good riffs btw, check them out if you've never heard
>tfw no bear bf to listen to metal with
>intolerant insomnium
Do you agree with the concept of morning and evening metal?
What is first thing in the morning metal?
>What is first thing in the morning metal?
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>nationalist nightrage
>hateful house of atreus
>southern soilwork
what's your point?
>bigoted borknagar
>KKKalmah
Lol suck my dick
assblasted nigger mutt detected. and if you're white, which i highly doubt, you're a fucking faggot. go suck barbara lerner specter's dick retard
bruh your trippin lmao
u mad as hell
>segregationist slayer
>bruh your trippin lmao
>u mad as hell
thank you for the cogent and well thought out argument you fucking moron. i'm not mad, i'm just pointing out retardation where i see it.
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>this thread
Haha suck my dick dude
Malokarpatan are great, one of the best finds of nbbmn
based Slovaks
Just so you know your posts are really turning me on sexually.
ive shilled
-heinous
-battalion slaughtered (some dude got bootyblasted over this one
-cromlech
that band sucks dick lol
im a heinous fan because of u
What kind of metal does he listen to?
holy fuck you just took me back so many years
metal for this feel?
>Thrashfags
>Calling anyone trailer trash
KEKAROO
Abominable Putridity, Visceral Disgorge, Short Bus Pile Up, Cerebral Incubation, Myocardial Infarction, Postcoital Ulceration, Facelift Deformation, Bodysnatch, Cumbeast, the list goes on...
The thumbnail looks like a fucked-up Al Jolson, that's based, I'm doing my facial hair like that now
>that band sucks dick lol
fuck u
just so you know i'm a geologist irl so much of my training had to do with fact checking and formulating valid arguments. my career depends on it because there are millions of dollars of investor money at stake so when i see some dumb nigger on the chans making piss poor arguments i call it out when i see it because we need to exercise some semblance of scrutiny when we post on anonymous image boards.
What is more overrated garbage shilled here by some local earlet autist - Morbid Angel or Celtic Frost?
>Full of Hell
its funny that you all call these "big name" bands soi because they're "popular" but 9 times out of 10 nobody at any show you go to will ever know them
CHOPE ME UP I LIKE TO BE HURT
DRINK MY MARROW AND BLOOD FOR DESSERT
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
That whole "Riffside Journey" thing caught on a year or two ago for a while, also managed to shill Ritual Necromancy and some other shit last year, so I had some success with it.
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
the best part about eaten is the fat drop a bass slide in the very beginning
>Racist Dragonforce
pass
>tfw found a filthy bitch that would let me bone her to my favorite first wave bands
>sadly nothing will probably come out of it
I was this fucking close to finally get a metal gf.
The best part about it are the lyrics because they're just so retarded and cheesy. Musically though, Bloodbath's fucking dull as fuck and I'd rather listen to the OG one because they actually riff:
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AS AN APPETIZER, I'LL LET YOU TASTE MY DAUGHTER
CUZ I'M LOSING MYSELF
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
LOSING MYSELF
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
NOTHING'S ALRIGHT
NOTHING IS FINE
I'M RUNNING AND I'M CRY I ING
I'M CRY I ING
I'M CRY I ING
I'M CRY I ING
I'M CRYING
>The best part about it are the lyrics because they're just so retarded and cheesy
how DM lyrics should be
Aye, just as long as they don't enter CC levels of retardation it's aight by me.
listening to it again it's unironically good, as much as i used to make fun of those guys for being nu metal faggots back in the day
MINOR SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION
:)
they advertise dbeat but all i hear is shitty tupa tupa over desecrated entombed riffs
>some dude got bootyblasted over this one
Oh yeah, that one faggot that accuses everyone of being one of the band members for just posting the band? Man, what a nut.
Contain yourself to pol. This is a metal thread.
buttblasted negroid detected. metal is, was and always will be the white man's music. cope harder
>93% of black kill other blacks
Phew, I was worried for a second there
Whiter than you, mutt.
>Type O Negative - Kill All The White People
>Type O Negative - Black No. 1
>Type O Negative - White Slavery
>Type O Negative - IYDKMIGTHTKY (Gimme That)
>Carnivore - Race War
>tfw you will never be able to identify with folk metal because you're not white and you will always be a poser on the metal scene because of it
Quit fighting imaginary boogeymen.
based
>Quit fighting imaginary boogeymen.
quit trying to pretend you belong to a scene that was never meant for you.
This is a good thrash metal album
>>Type O Negative - Black No. 1
that song is about hair dye, dumbass cunt
t.
more like the best metal album of all time
>that song is about hair dye, dumbass cunt
It's one of the best ones for sure.
CITY'S GUILTY
CRIME IS LIFE
SENTENCE IS DEATH
DARKNESS DESCENDS
If you are not Scandinavian then you should not be allowed to listen to heavy metal music.
Ironic since the genre was invented by anglos
Anglos are not true, real metal was invented by Mercyful Fate and Bathory
Which was heavily influenced by Coven and Venom.
>t. buttmad anglomutt
purity spiralling dickfuck. nordcucks haven't contributed much if anything to society compared to meds and anglos. rene descartes, isaac newton, nicola tesla etc. etc.
Suggest me some actually good atmospheric black metal. I really enjoy Ulver's Bergtatt, Burzum's post-prison trilogy and everything by Drudkh.
What I don't enjoy, are bands like Falls Of Rauros, Alda or Saor. They just seem to lack the attitude and the enjoyable riffs. The feeling is either too happy, tranquil or sad in a pathetic way. But the power is gone, the metal is gone. It's like I can feel the onions in the music.
Based Cromlech shill. Heinous is cool too
I still can't understand, what actually makes the Mercyful Fate to be a (first wave) black metal. Surely King Diamond has the paint on his face, and there's satanic lyrics, but it's not like those were new things on metal. Even 70s protodoom had satanic lyrics, and Kiss had the paint. No one on their right mind would call those bands black metal though. What makes Mercyful Fate any different?
well, you need to hear murmuure if you haven't already. it's not really black metal, it transcends the genre. there are no 'riffs' in the traditional sense, it's more intuitive in that it's music coming in to being as a form of logical discourse. i know that sounds gay as hell but have a listen and judge for yourself. 10/10 in terms of uniqueness.
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>what actually makes the Mercyful Fate to be a (first wave) black metal
Nothing, nobody actually thinks that. It's just great metal.
i'm listening to murmuure right now. holy fuck it's good. do yourself a favour and download that shit right now if you want quality ambient black metal.
>first wave black metal
No such thing. Just a local meme. It’s all thrash and heavy.
Evil Invaders
I would claim that there is clear difference with thrash metal and with early Bathory, Celtic Frost and Hellhammer.
Venom and Mercyful Fate are just traditional heavy metal though.
i've said it before and i'll say it again: abigor has the best riffs of any metal band. venom sucks, mercyful fate sucks you guys are all gay and balding
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Absurd of all.
Cause german folk songs
I AM THE ONE BEYOND THE SHADOWS
TYRANT OF DAMNATION BELIEVER IN WAR
I WILL BUILD
THE BRIDGE OF HATE
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Which King Diamond albums from the 90s and onward are actually good and worth listening to?
YOU ARE THE ONE
THAT KILLED YOUR OWN SON
WE ARE THE ONE
YOU'RE BLAMING IT ON
don't know because i'm a 30 year old doomer but suffice is to say you should probably listen to: at the gates red in the sky is ours, elder dead roots stirring, ewan dobson every album, and old man's child pagan prosperity
then don't respond to my post you fucking mongoloid
What are your guilty pleasures /metal/?
(You)
well pardon me for not meeting your extremely specific requirements for musical recommendations man. holy fuck. you'd probably love ewan dobson btw he's a great guitar player despite the fact that he's not king diamond. chill out dude
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Blink-182 and Sum-41
>ask about king diamond
>respond with something that isn't king diamond
>chill out dude lmao why are you so specific
your dad should have beat you more
Dir en grey
underrated band for sure. This song keeps getting better until the last seconds
alright i concede, sorry i couldn't provide you with a king diamond suggestion, still think you're gay though
If I wanted recommendations I would ask for it
Grunge and pink floyd
holy fuck man we're on a music forum, lighten up
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plebs, all of you
there is no room for your "chill" attitude bullshit
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k bud, have fun fuming in your bedroom while the rest of us are relaxing
thrash would like to have a word with you, faggot.
fuck off fake idiot turbofaggot
their old stuff (before they became Senpai Slipknot) shouldn't be guilty, it's golden era vk
you can't even make a coherent argument. stop embarassing yourself on the internet.
there is no room for false "chill" idiots here
that's your arument? lmao
The sword would have made it if they had better vocals
take a good look at yourself and reconsider your priorities in life
you're arguing on an anonymous image board over petty grievances
you need to unironically and unequivocally kill yourself that the world may not have to suffer your utter faggotry
fake turbofags
brilliant rebuttal, i bow down to your intellectual supremacy
get gay AIDS and die
nice job derailing the thread with your personal vendetta
This song:
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What's wrong with Dir En Grey? They're a good band
I thought that image said sneed metal
Yea Forums has poisoned my mind
It was the go to band for many weeaboo girls for many years
Not him, but giving suggestions that aren't anyway connected to the artist/genre original post's question is retarded as fuck. Also your suggestion are entry level albums are that every metal fag already knows. You sound like this:
>Hey can you give me to suggestions to bands that sound like Primordial?
"Oh whey, I don't what is Primordial, but I found these really cool bands called Metallica, Cannibal Corpse, Sex Pistols, Eminem and The Beatles. They are really some really cool shit, and you will love absolutely love them, because I love them too."
Why thank you for asking user
Currently blastin' this:
Abaddon - Life Out Of Balance
Fat lips are Jewey
Tone on upcoming Sunn O sounds nice
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Based and quintessentially redpilled
sounds like more talentless hack fraud shit
The most based metal bands are left. Like Sodom.
Wtf, I love blacks now!
>that last photo
Ahahahaha
I thought Lords of Chaos made it up
KT so-so
DH shit
NF shit
TE awesome
TW pretty good
All mediocre. Voivod never wrote a single great riff
How can anyone call this abstract drone shit "metal" with a straight face?
No, it's a real interview, the guy described Varg as the weirdest and most awkward person he'd ever met or something like that.
I was on board with you until your second sentence.
You should form a Sneed Metal band
why do so many metal bands have one or two good albums then drop off completely
It's what we in the business call being a talentless hack
>hee hee intentionally funny music>serious music
>hur hur crotchduster is so funny xDD
>hee hee adam sandler the goat song epiccc
>lololol blink-182
Barf.
Kill yourself.
He would think metal is degenerate non-Aryan music.
>that blatantly inferior bal-sagoth monologue
This Madonna song, fucking love it.
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Get your facts straight, my man. Whole 80s-90s american metal scene is leftist as fuck. Slayer guys even took part to the whole Black Lives Matter thing. Sepultura's vocalist is a black man. Leftism back then used to be the edgy shit, instead of the sjw-bullshit of the modern age. Conservatives and christians were the sjws of the 80s and 90s. How the times have changed.
And I do lean to the right myself, but I'm not so radical that would deny the pure of love of thrash and death metal from myself.
this. who gives a fuck if you enjoy the music.
i like the cure and depeche mode but they're probably the complete opposite of my political leanings
A lot of people can't separate the art from the artist and seem to think that if you listen to something you have to agree 100% with the artist.
I am also more right leaning (like the user above you) but i do love me some extreme left vegan straight edge/religious hardcore every now and then.
Hilarious lyrics.
The chick who fronts Life Of Agony looks like and sings like a dude.
Vegetarianism is a large component of National Socialism and Positive Christianity was their religion too.
Ok? Not a nazi so i don't know, not religious either.
My point is even though i do listen to the worst fucking vegan scum out there i still love to eat meat.
that is a dude
I get that, I just wanted to posit that, although one could listen to a musician whose values you are diametrically opposed to, one can also sometimes find common ground too.
No wonder all their songs are about suicide!
>listening to Brutality
>not brutal at all
Yes it's not a problem as long as it doesn't turn into your identity.
People who only listen to X because it validates whatever they believe in is kinda retarded.
Stop politicizing my music you koolaid-guzzling brainlet.
This music is one of the last bastions of entertainment that hasn't had its image politicized and fucked up by you right-wing/left-wing whining cunts.
Your battlefield is not here. Take your red pills and get the fuck out.
>Blah blah blah politics.
>Sepultura's vocalist is a black man.
Who fucking cares?
Is Uriah Heep /meal/ or do they have too much boogie woogie hippie nonsense?
The earliest of meal, which means that they are not considered meal at all.
Remember fren, only Extreme Meal is meal.
Inaction is action. You are a nasi.
>only Extreme Meal is meal.
Only faggots say this, the same kind of faggot who say only Trad Metal is real. Both are equally metal.
This is true, but you forget that you are conversing with children
Yeah i guess.
Vriah Heep are, of covrse, meal, regardless of what the faggots here say
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best atmo tape i know
its lo fi but worth a listen
Arn't they more like a rock band? May have been very influential to a lot of metal bands. Heavy metal maybe.
I don't know what that dude is talking about but they're not heavy metal they're hard rock with some psychic and Progressive stuff going on but they're definitely not heavy metal. Yes they may have been influential but that does not make them what they influence
To me just about everything pre-1980 is really just proto-metal. Like even Black Sabbath is mostly just hard rock. Like ya historical context matters but it also matters in the context of what came later. So just because people back then called it heavy metal doesn't make it heavy metal
Lads, lads, lads! Venom invented Heavy Metal.
Wouldn't it be the other way around then? Uriah Heep and Steppenwolf are metal, but Mayhem and Possessed aren't?
i think it was Jimi Hendrix, gentleman
I still maintain that it was Sir Cliff Richard
Hot take: The Who pioneered death metal vocals with Boris The Spider.
I have to agree with this desu
Everything amorphis did after Tales from the thousand lakes sucks
Try to change my mind
you just mad cause the majority of powermetal is shit
What
Master of Reality is 100% metal u dumbass
I do certainly enjoy Uriah Heep, as much as I do enjoy Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin and Rainbow, but neither critics, fans nor bands themselves consider these bands to be heavy metal. Usually the genre of these 70s bands is called heavy rock, heavy blues rock or proto-metal. Howerer all of them were important figures in development of heavy metal. Heavy metal started with Judas Priest, when those guys collected elements of these bands mentioned, fused their style with some punk rock elements, and toned down the blues rock element.
>majority of powermetal is shit
Given that I've only listened to roughly 100 powermetal bands, and majority of them were shit, AND that there are probably TENS OF THOUSANDS of powermetal bands worldwide with releases, I think you might be very right.
But music that tries to be funny = shit.
>But music that tries to be funny = shit.
what do you listen to?
I love Material Girl
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Elegy is a fucking great album, and also a huge influence to the folk metal genre.
Black Sabbath members themselves said, that they don't consider Black Sabbath to be metal.
Music that tries to be funny is a stark minority. I'm not sure what you're getting at.
BOOORIS
THE
SPIIIDURR
I guess you're right, but cheese can be funny though.
wat
some of the biggest metal figures weren't even "white"
lmao c-o-p-e
They're rock and served as an inspiration for it, but aren't metal.
What are you thinking about this Metalsucks/Antifa vs. Horna stuff? I had to check this Finnentum band because of it and this is great shit, sounds like Horna and Sargeist.
Nigga are you me
That Rope Sect rips so hard, been on constant rotation
Please be b8
You're in luck, theres a million of these fucking bands.
Nuclearhammer is a good one.
Shitting on Relapse while praising Southern Lord is some obvious fag shit dude