Tell me something about yourself, anons

Tell me something about yourself, anons.

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That will take me a year to fill.

This is so fucking cringy

You should smack yourself silly for doubting yourself.
Yes it is : )

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Cringiest parts

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oh boy let's dox ourselves to random people who have basic google skills!

God almighty, that's awful.

>a worker
>supports wage cuckiness that hard
ironic

Thx bb
I don't have to turn to the state because I am too inadequate to succeed in the market. I'm 19 and making $29 an hour.

statists who believe the government owns the human soul trying to appropriate the word "cuck" will never not be ironic

>muhhhhhhhhhh state
Interesting yet so very expected that you would jump to these conclusions.

Because this board is filled with communists and all other types of -ists.

>its another data mining thread

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I don't give a shit what you think this board is filled with. It's filled with children who are apolitical if anything.

That's certainly not the case. Identity politics are being shilled everywhere on this board.

>add me and talk instead
what a basement dwelling loser

natural selection favors the adaptable, not the adequate. sometimes--very often--the "market" favors the stupid, the cruel, and the shallow.

My chart was intended for /soc/, not this thread. The whole point of it is to make e-friends.

What do you propose is the solution to this epidemic of "bad traits" that the market favors?

KEK. Who has the time for this shit, and even then, who would want to put in the effort?

If you actually take the time to fill this out, you need to reconsider how you are spending your weekends

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I do these but I draw myself as a girl and adjust my tastes based on stuff I thought I might have been into if I grew up as a girl

>warehouse worker
>71% capitalist, top wish is to to work harder
you can't make this shit up

"troubled young man"

This list is lacking the part where user gives me his credit card number, expiration date, and the three numbers on the back.

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It's the best paying job I can get with just a high school diploma. I don't see a problem with that. If you're inferring from this that I am a cuck wagie, and that I want to wageslave for someone else for the rest of my life, you're very wrong.

Why do you think that being hard working is bad?

Based eu4, cringe politics

>proud /pol/dweller and south park memer
>"growing as a person" by means of arguing about edgy politics and promoting conspiracy theories, great job
>autism meme
>dull materialistic goals, even partner goal sounds like it lacks any passion
>generic maximalistic requirements for a partner
>90% essentialism, how can you even grow then?

>proud /pol/dweller and south park memer
South Park memer? And no, I don't really go on /pol/.
>"growing as a person" by means of arguing about edgy politics and promoting conspiracy theories, great job
No?
>autism meme
I am legitimately an aspie.
>dull materialistic goals, even partner goal sounds like it lacks any passion
Maybe my goals are the way they are in order to be a stable provider and a good man. It has nothing to do with getting rich.
>generic maximalistic requirements for a partner
Those are not requirements, those are merely traits I would find attractive. As aforementioned, I have autism, and I am not attracted to many people. I just know that those traits would be conducive to being successful parents.
>90% essentialism, how can you even grow then?
I see things as religion as a means to an end; to provide stability and guidelines. That's how my essentialist score got so high.

Can someone please post the template that’s like this but for “your music taste at different ages”
I need it for something

fag

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If only the people that actually fill these out had trips so I could fucking filter them.

>imagine being cucked by your favorite artists
>imagine listening to right music so much while being left

For what?

Are you implying cigars are better for you than weed

>listing top albums is cringy
>listing favorite porn and anime is not cringy

Weed literally retards you. And it makes me emotionally unstable, so yes

I have an idea for a thread

>I subjectively don’t like weed
>Tobacco objectively ruins your body

Again, it is an addictive substance that retards you. It literally brain damages you if you smoke it enough and your brain isn't fully developed.

I hope I'm not this edgy man child at 26

If*

Well, you can't just pick out 5 best albums, music is too subjective for such strictness. What you can do is to choose 5 albums to place in your superpatrician slice of your personality but what will stop you from picking out cooler albums, huh? That's why it's cringe, I'm not saying that seriously tho. Oh, and hating anime is a major cringe.

No, bad boy, bad!

It’s gonna be so good come on man please give template

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Yeah no, sorry. That's fucking ridiculous.

My emotions wrapped up in a single song. Just google reddit dubstep ripper roo get the fuck up

Time to stick my neck out there.

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Thank you

oof

There is absolutely no way this isn't ironic.
This person does not exist

could you explain more in depth as to why this is user?

I refuse to believe someone like this is real, I'm sorry.

If the Yea Forums favourites template took me a hour to fill, this would take me a whole week. No thanks.

>JUST

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>using femi-nazi unironically in 2019