/metal/

trad doom rules
youtube.com/watch?v=-E_6bIbj6jI

COMMUNICATE
WITH THE DEAD
AFTER LIFE

WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE?

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But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEAD
AFTER DEATH

It's always hilarious when projecting posers can't into King Diamond

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>I AM THE EARTH

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ASKING QUESTIONS
THROUGH MY CRYSTAL
BALL

NOW WE'LL SEE WHAT LIES
FROM BEYOND

best Sepultura, Schizophrenia's fucking terrific.

Saint Vitus' Hallow's Victim

based, sepultura's best album

these people see your shirt on the street and cringe. what shirt are you wearing?

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Pantera

>median
I don't think it means what you think it means.

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my neckbeard deathcamp shirt

there's some reddit migrant who says this every time that's posted

fav maiden song?
either charlotte the harlot or powerslave for me

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Prodigal Son

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TWO!
MINUTES!
TO MIIIIIIDNIIIIIIIIGHT!

Suffocation

sea of madness

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idk, maybe Aces High

Die with your boots on

based

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Dance of Death got me into heavy metal.

Death Of Death.

>mersoyful fate

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M-My brother...
I love you.

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>Een the meedle of Transylvania...

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Fuck it, I'll bite the bait. Literally what is s.oy aout Mercyful Fate? If you say "muh vocals" I'll laugh you out of the thread.

mercyful fate is great, that user is just going to continue trolling and reply to you with another basedface

>replying to faggots that post garbage like that
Just don't.

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I'm only responding since that guy has been s.oyposting everytime KD/MF has been mentioned for several days straight. It's fucking amazing that this shit meme has been going for over a year now.

metalcore doent

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>replying to basedposters

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judas priest sucks

INVAAADEEEEEER

Reminder that the guitarist of Scar Symmetry is a member of mensa and probably smarter than every person ITT

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War Metal

that guy shreds like a fucking maniac during their live shows. respect.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
youtube.com/watch?v=Jac9RpseunE

doesn't make his music not neckbeard gamer garbage

Singularity Phase II when

>summoning war metal pasta
based

For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.

But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.

This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.

Post underrated Mercyful Fate/King Diamond albums.

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IQ is a myth

While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.

“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?

Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.

In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.

Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:

youtube.com/watch?v=aTNjNKQGBkI

MASTER OF WAR

Very based

very bait

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I don't know if Time is thought of as underrated but it's fucking great

based and nu-pilled

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Track 8 and onwards is filler, but every track before is golden. I don't understand why people don't talk about this album more often.

FROM THE OOOOOOOOTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
LOOKING DOWN I KNOW THAT IT'S ME
FROM THE OOOOOOOOOOTHER SIIIIIIIIIIDE
LONG DOWN IT'S THE DEVIL I SEEEEEEE

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Finally listening to pic related. Not sure why I was so hesitant about it, it's great.

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YOU TIME WILL COME!

It's not even that good of a song, but the chorus on Whicker man gets me every time.

>In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours
This always gets me

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SLAM

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will check this now, their first two albums were amazing

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>jap slam
>no needle contaminated pork
disappointed, user
def will b checkin some of these out

NZfag here. Yea Forums just got unblocked here. What have I missed in the past week?

New Death Angel here, anyone excited?
youtube.com/watch?v=OVDEMDxNNrQ

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In /metal/? Nothing of any importance. Was "I will thrash you texas style for not liking my buttgroove" less than a week ago? If so you missed him.

The bass at 3:40 was cool
Overall they hit every possible trope of the genre but it's good

>Nuclear Blast
and dropped

that was like 3 years ago newfag

you absolute fucking spoon

forgot about them
analepsy has groovy riffs but i prefer rawer production

I've been here off and on for over three years and I literally hadn't heard of him until recently. Is it really old pasta? I could've sworn it was legitimate OC just last week-ish (time flies idk)

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>i'll just post a reddit numale, that's a valuable addition to the thread

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best vocals

youtube.com/watch?v=anD_5VXZTZE

Flight of Icarus

FLYYYYYYYY
ON YOUR WAAAAAAAAAYYYY
LIKE AN EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGLE

youtube.com/watch?v=IvH7IUVH1ks&t=1341s

in reddit there are excellent discussions of metal

Any drone fans excited?
youtube.com/watch?v=s4miK2kxrHM

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> IF YOU'RE FEELING DOWN DEPRESSED AND LONELY
> I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GO
> 22 ACACIA AVENUE

>faggot projecting himself through his soiboys pics

but its full of redditors

I'm down for new Sunn O))), sure.

and black metal too

ok, stay there then and never come back

Am i welcome here?

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here there are only sóyboy pics

if you have to ask

I like that, at least in the preview, it has more of an "uplifting" sound and has some organ and samples but seems like overall it's going to be pretty minimal. Which is great for me since personally I enjoyed OO Void and Grimmrobe demos more than like Monoliths & Dimensions or Black One. Might be the best drone album yet hopefully.

that so'y is as bad for men as they say?

Listened to this for the first time today, fucking great record

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>swamp slipknot

This is neat. Thanks to the user who mentioned this last thread

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>implying that's bad

One of my favourite albums, a 10/10 for sure. Make sure to listen to their other record Paegan Terrorism Tactics

This picture makes me want to choke someone

it fucking sucks actually

based

It's a top 15 metal album you so.y piece of shit

I wasn't. Acid bath is great my famalam

slurp more semen so'ysludgefag

OK

>famalam

>acid soi

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nice selfie

I showed my dad manilla road and he loves metal now

thanks, I'm such a big acid bath fan!

Awesome, me too!

Yea Forumscore chart
giga yikes

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Literally only one Yea Forums core album on there and it's amazing kys

literally looks like some Yea Forums drone queer acting like they are into metal.

>cajun korn

I guess but instead of making fun of them why don't you give them a few recs

Found a download, sounds great so far: Thanks for the recommendation!

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first 3 Death albums > any techdeath album ever recorded

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No problem

what do you people think of this?

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nice to see meal frens getting along

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death is Yea Forums tier, fuck off

>alice in chains
>acid bath
>soundgarden
>suicide silence
>bones
holy fucking cringe

No

Reminder: If you are against church burning you are a fucking poser

does tyrone know you get wifi in the cuckshed?

fuck off varg

Thanks Pogo Pepe, very cool!

Get with the times grandpa, it's all about shooting up mosque now.

Whats your favorite suicide silence song, boys?

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King Diamond is God

The gay one

my rec is: go back to Yea Forums

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If you order the vinyl directly from Southern Lord, you get pic related.

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is he really the reason they don't make a new album?

christian bands btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=y8yCUd9xyao

Most metal fans I've met look too small to wield a gun of any consequence.

Yes.

>tfw literally can't wield a rifle because I'm 5'5

shut up nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=PqZLDj1wDNg

Good black.

I liked it

I actually liked this.
Guess I am become onions, slobber of knobs

If you have to ask then its probably shit

that jazzfag blogposter here...
is it just me, or, melodically speaking, do these sound strikingly similar to certain strains of black metal?
youtube.com/watch?v=mCx9jiCqhug&fbclid=IwAR2-0KWUdPcWh-sRbkdJePLu5Ix5jrRjlRkmBnvG4x5koJg8kaAqMEA_YWw
youtube.com/watch?v=wft6jfTlZwE&fbclid=IwAR1jzqFEIw6UGMB0xA60iCoFUu6YDaenB86W3tNBL5VDF8CslSwfu_4kMcs
is anyone else getting a weird Valfar/Windir vibe from this

what is /metal/'s opinion on these guys?

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youtube.com/watch?v=kUcFAA1dKPY
This song is great

See, all of you can't just be decent human beings for once in your miserable lifes

great album art
good album
loved the lyrical themes and the riffs
9/10

try hards for people who want to be into black metal but not really

good Canadian metal

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I SAID BACK TO Yea Forums
N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R
and never come back to this thread

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they never claimed to be black metal though
they just take a lot of influence from many genres including black

Why is /metal/ so fucking autistic. I probably listen to more music than the majority of you. Have played music for 17 years. Been listening to metal for like 12 years. But because I ask a question or don't know each individual subgenre of le ebin d-beat subgenre I'm a tourist or numale. No offense faggots but psssst.. the best metal recs and discussion happen outside your soggy biscuit general.

>thinks /meal/ is separate from Yea Forums
>couldn't even @ me

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>Why is /metal/ so fucking autistic. I probably listen to more music than the majority of you. Have played music for 17 years. Been listening to metal for like 12 years. But because I ask a question or don't know each individual subgenre of le ebin d-beat subgenre I'm a tourist or numale. No offense faggots but psssst.. the best metal recs and discussion happen outside your soggy biscuit general.

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youtube.com/watch?v=71f8p2JfF9A

Any site to make these? I'm not autistic enough to put effort to make one on my own

This. I'm starting to use this general less and less lately it's just a bunch of fags shitposting and shitting on each-other

>>thinks /meal/ is separate from Yea Forums
>>couldn't even @ me

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Thanks for proving him right

based

nice selfie dude

>Thanks for proving him right

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>unironically responding to 2 year old pasta
What diddee mean by this?

No not based it's pathetic. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of you fuckers were underage

If you haven't been directly called soi or nu-male in one of these threads then you're not even metal.

Whether it's a pasta or not it's true

>No not based it's pathetic. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of you fuckers were underage

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ÖOUGH

Who hurt you honey

>nice selfie dude

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This whole fucking genera did it's full of cyber bullies

>he posts another one
the absolute madman

>nice selfie dude

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Is that you?

>Redditvocation

>Is that you?

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I think they're great but I get why people dislike them. The last album sucked though.

Dimmu Borgir >>>> Emperor
the only reason anybody disagrees is because they dickride every Norwegian band

I'm sick of your sóyboy pics

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How many of those pictures you got user?

pure s.oy

>No not based it's pathetic. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of you fuckers were underage

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Point proven. Grow up you fucking fool

I have a dream that one day there will be a /metal/ thread with more posts about metal than accusations of anons being tourists/basedboys/numales

youtube.com/watch?v=PpgYH5O4o8E

>Point proven. Grow up you fucking fool

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>t.

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Ironically enough the bullying and gatekeeping is what made this general last so long

>Point proven. Grow up you fucking fool

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t.? What does that mean?

>t.? What does that mean?

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What went right?

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Who is this person you keep on posting?

I guess some parts sound like they could be atmoshit melodies or something?

newfag

>Who is this person you keep on posting?

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What's newfag? Is that homophobic?

I use neverendingchartrendering. If you do make one, post it. I'm autistic enough to really enjoy looking at and comparing charts, especially if they're sorted.

>Who is this person you keep on posting?

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>2019
>still nu-male posting

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"fuck does this mean?"

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this

Wayne Static

user, an R is already in the image and an I would be incredibly easy to make, why not just do that?

He's a handsome fellow

Just report that faggot

all ur mums r big gay

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great speeds and fire on this vinyl vocals hard on head and I like it maniac guitar fierce notes playing

never can be topped main masterpiece thank you slayer thank you dual guitar attacking my brain and singing like totured madman i love!

power to hurt my and you brains too this lp make me awake and shout for power metal you go very wrong if not in power death vinyl collection

>>still nu-male posting

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>"I want him to fuck me"

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No your momma is a gay

Ha ha, you fucked up!

>Anime

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>Ha ha, you fucked up!

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>haha! muh bait ;^)B

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>>>>>>>>do you know how Yea Forums works

What are the most anti-onions metal bands

idk, you tell me you stupid bitch

I wanted to use some of the band logo letters to make it uglier and meme-ier.

Korn
Slipknot

Nightwish

youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MbXHdZ7o

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fuck, trips of truth

>great speeds and fire on this vinyl vocals hard on head and I like it maniac guitar fierce notes playing
>never can be topped main masterpiece thank you slayer thank you dual guitar attacking my brain and singing like totured madman i love!
>power to hurt my and you brains too this lp make me awake and shout for power metal you go very wrong if not in power death vinyl collection

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youtube.com/watch?v=SrMNObJwC8s
new Peste Noire song sounds more like folk punk than black metal

>pissy meme

has anything good been released in 2019 yet?

more like pop folk

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ha ha i don't listen to women

LOL

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It sure is uglier, it looks like you moved stuff around to add to that effect too. Kudos, I suppose.

Can't wait to put a bunch of these in my last.fm collage for this week! thanks!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dud63tz5JPU
ok this totally fucking sucks
battle beast fags forever btfo

If you ever expected it to be good you're fucking delusional

oh no

is there any good atmoshit?
i'm really enjoying the fell voices half of that ash borer/fell voices split.

not really, but battle beast DID used to do Power Metal, this is just plain pop, they're finally lost it

why is he taking a selfie in the grocery store?

is this a meme, or?????

Hey /metal/, what's the best KISS album and why is it Lick it Up?

youtube.com/watch?v=kxaAQgZgP6g
youtube.com/watch?v=A5fd9-wD4lk

Also, post more Glam

This only works if it's subtle like the original

Playground is outside. Go away

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This. That shitty band doesn't all this attention and kd can suck me off

no. don't tell me you like that söy shit

no, they are indeed shit.
what do you mean, subtle as in we all know they are good albums but we meme them anyway?

He's wil wheaton, he thinks the world revolves around him.

great thread

>what do you mean, subtle as in we all know they are good albums but we meme them anyway?
back 2 Yea Forums 4 u

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somehow each and everyone of these threads manages to be even worse than the previous one, I love/hate it

>great thread

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kek

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>>great thread

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Imagine being this pathetic

kill da wabbit

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>Imagine being this pathetic

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AAAAHHHH AAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Great taste

>Imagine being this pathetic

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This thread is kinda megayikers

Literally a perfect album

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>This thread is kinda megayikers

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Great album, Spectre and Flame Thrower easily stand up to the 70's material

Nice photo of you faggot. Gonna post some more?

>Type O
Patrician choice

>Nice photo of you faggot. Gonna post some more?

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Agreed, every album after SH is shit except Symbolic

10/17, not bad
+++++Limp Bizkit

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>AAAAHHHH AAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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sounds like Deep Turtle produced and partially written by Devin Townsend
or like if Devin learned to balance DTP and SYL but also spoke Finnish

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why do you guys larp high-test? we all know we're all nerds here

I would fuck you in your ass irl. not even a fag just out of dominance

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>why do you guys larp high-test? we all know we're all nerds here

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>we
who's this "we"?
Don't call me your brother
I ain't your fucking brother

WHO'S HYPE

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looks soyy

low-test incels larping

>"why do you guys larp high-test? we all know we're all nerds here"

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This

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What am I looking out

WE FELL FROM DIFFERENT CUNTS
AND YOUR SKIN
YOUR SKIN'S AN UGLY COLOR

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is it more spiritual miracle bullshit that sounds like incantation or black metal trying to be high art?

>low-test incels larping

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RAAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAR
WE'RE GOING TO A
HAAAAAAAATE WAAAAAAAAAR

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yes i'm a nerd
i study the weight rack

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It's just low test incels larping, I'm not gay. Pls believe me

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>reaction videos

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if qauds all onions posters die right now

>peter steele ominously moves from left to right in your headphones

fuck my magic failed

the worst is people whose entire channels are them reacting to other youtube videos
I remember seeing some fag whose entire channel was videos of him watching let's plays and, I shit you not, other reaction videos
And he had fucking subscribers
This bitch was probably making money off of just watching other people's youtube videos and sometimes making trite comments

Do you think it's just one guy posting onions photos or multiple?

>black metal
not quite, but Black Metal Promotion said it's "really nice"
youtube.com/watch?v=eBSNToAlERA
Dead to a Dying World - Elegy, comes out next week if i'm not mistaken

did you know (((Axel Rosenberg))) of metalsucks fame manages that band? yet another reason other than their shit music to avoid them

It's everyone, even you.

I like to think the parker posting has just been one guy all this time
really it's probably been most of us at one time or another
but wouldn't that be funny?

No

probably just one massive faggot who's insecure and keeps saving these stupud pics, like who else would go through all the trouble

Wouldn't that be funny

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Ha
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
AHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>probably just one massive faggot who's insecure and keeps saving these stupud pics, like who else would go through all the trouble

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Whenever there's a parkerposting shitstorm, I imagine it's parker himself the whole time and his onions-fueled split personalities are fighting each other.

This one of your anime fantasies?

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Yes.

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This got a genuine chuckle out of me

Is this doom eternal gameplay footage?

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