Kpop general

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Reminder that Jungkook is UNPURE

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my wife is so fucking cute

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reminder that no-one gives a shit

>logging into kpg
But there are no accounts

I somehow unironically learned the Rumor choreo

i want to be the man who makes younghoon the next eunwoo

>hits on your kpop husbando
wwyd?

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I'm feeling thirsty

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Seriously Rumor is a GOAT song.
With the right correct group, it would have been a show winning song for sure.

>hey guys im here for the revolution

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namkook is canon

you don't have a gold account?

It is not really hard. The complexity is looking sexy and not just going through the motions. Which is what Sihyun caught shit for during P48 as centre.

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are we for or against leather?

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Not kpop related you trog

youtu.be/cCYBraZWmYs

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too bad it's shit
I'd rather drink momo's pit sweat after a day of practice

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Makeup caked on like that looks so gross

i hope that just means you're giving him an acting contract, idiota

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same...I think I'll have some pocari sweat cause it's so hydrating for the body. gotta replenish those electrolytes

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it's dulled down sports drink, they are advertising ION water pocari sweat whatever that is

No, I do not have a meme

Is it a comeback hint?

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it's garbage
t. has listened to it 20+ times

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I need her holes upon my fingers, tongue, and cock

>learns kpop choreo
unironically gay

why do you guys hate blackpink? i think their songs are good

it's a shame it's been toned down from the original version each time it's been used

omoo

shut up yang hyunsuk and go to jail already

they're talentless and their fans are Army-tier of insane

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most people here dislike them for a variety of reasons including
>not liking girl crush
>not liking yg
>obnoxious fanbase
>members seen as ugly

The song by Kard or the shitty other one?

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why did jungkook retweed a rm fanart?

To me it's just funny to see their dancing. Theres nothing inherently wrong with their 9 songs unless you count solo being shit

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feed rose

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...

but i listened to it 30 times and i think it's good

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lazy talentless group bringing people i don't like into kpop

>Members seen as ugly
What the fuck? Sure they are not the prettiest but ugly?

lol what the fuck is wrong with their choreo?? didn't they also twerk in one of their songs?

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why not

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>muh revolution

youtube.com/watch?v=kT2EP_ObQSU&t=850

based two straybros and one straysister dancing to our guys

i don't think they're ugly either, but other posters here do

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Blackpink is embarrassing in every respect
And I say this as someone who uses kpop as nothing more than a porn replacement

should've played giddy up

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Honestly the ugliest in BP Lisa is prettier than the ugliest in Twice if you ask me.

Blackpink went from being the revolution to being yg's last dinky life boat

>I say this as someone who uses kpop as nothing more than a porn replacement

that's your problem because their songs are really good

show us your twerking for proof

I had a dream last night that i was a nugu idol and all the other idols were ignoring me but then john showed up and apparently we knew each other so he introduced me to some other idols. I don't even like BTS, that was a pretty strange dream.

>And I say this as someone who uses kpop as nothing more than a porn replacement
this is way more embarrassing than this

jisoo is fine but jennie is nayeon-tier busted, rose is like a more uggo version of wendy and lisa legit looks like a tranny

Only a roastmistress would claim such a thing
There are decent kpop songs but none of them are from Blackpink

It's definitely my favorite izone song
I feel like Izone could've had an even bigger impact if lver was a b side and Rumor was the title

Oh, except for cringey English rap parts
It's much better when it's all covered up by korean

the ugliest in bp is rose though

Rumor hasn't even been released as a b-side, unless it's on the new album

Okay... But who is John?

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John Cook.

I don't hate them and enjoy a few of their songs
but for a group with only 9 songs, infrequent comebacks and lazy dances they are overrated beyond belief

it shouldn't be shocking that their MVs have 400+ million views because there is no other content for their fans to consume

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it's jennie, by a long shot

t. female

Blackpink has the best lyircs in the game.

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the ugliest Twice is prettier than the best Blackpink

>twice mentioned

yeah waddup?

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Lisa has the best body and ok face (when not smiling)

and out of her and Jennie she's the only one who genuinely sells the whole "badass" concept

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Nah Rumor was good as a B side. But you can't give IZ*ONE such a strong girl crush song from the start. There is a reason why IAM and Rumor were the 2 lowest scoring songs at the eval. It is because the core fanbase loves purepop, ladypop or cutepop.
Either you keep it as a B-side. Gave it to the girl crush subunit that exist in IZONE (Eunbi/Yena/Chaewon/Chaeyeon/Minju)

nah jisoo would be mid-tier in twice. cub mogs the rest of bp though

stupid johncock poster

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>rose is like a more uggo version of wendy

That one 'finna' line from lisa in aiiyl gets me every time

imagine being cub and looking up their skirts

Maybe deep down you care a bit about them after all

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It has a studio version on spotify, but that's the version with sihyun and others.

OTR should seriously have them record a studio version with the actual group.

I was with you till
>Cub mogs the best of bp

Shes also the only one who consistently dances instead of flailing. I side with the lisa akgaes on this one

it shouldn't be shocking that their MVs have 400+ million views when YG admits to buying cheap youtube ads in indonesia

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>jisoo would be mid-tier in twice

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cub lol

I would have agreed if you picked literally anyone else

youtube.com/watch?v=dJZxNAV055w
the black guy in the red tracksuit knows like every choreo wtf

The thing of nightmares dbh

Reminder that fuck off

He is a good boy even in a dream

Namkook is not real

Omo cute

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They should. Rumor is probably imo the best song that came out of produce. Followed closely by Never. I am not sure how they got these songs as throwaways.

yeah she's a cute

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It feels like she's not taking the opportunity she was given for granted, sucks they're stuck with jennie though

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something something twice

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I feel like the fact that they've softened the lewd parts of the choreo since IZ*ONE has been doing it shows it's not the kind of thing they'll be doing, and doing it now is just a callback for P48 viewers
Plus they didn't have enough shit to fill a performance schedule when they did it last

funny how kpg used to think she was the prettiest before her dating scandal kek

Thought this was jhorse

wow
like night and day

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the epic kpg hivemind

Best girls of all time

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Probably because kpop songs can be written and test tracks with full arrangements can be produced, but still sit on shelves for years until someone decides it "fits" an actual group with minor or heavy alterations

i've never seen anyone say she was prettiest

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FEED ROSE PLS YG

>There will never be a long-skirt concept
That would honestly be revolutionary, but it would also ruin the whole fancam industry

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she would be lower than cub

I'm wondering if Rumor is going to be on their setlist for Kcon or any other concert they perform

It's a fan favorite so there's like no way they won't add it.

best itzy right here

I used to think she was the prettiest when all I knew of blackpink were the MVs

...

>look at this dood oh no no no

we need cams

i don't think lisa is ugly
inb4 memecrops

i love my squid kid

WHAT THE FUCK

NCTbros explain that

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>cub mogs the rest of bp though
word

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hot nun concept when

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based

that guy is a legend

nobody in blackpink has a brapper
they are worthless

elegant hime-sama...

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jennie is prettiest by process of elimination
rose, anorexic chin
jisoo, gets mogged on music bank literally every week by nugus
lisa, literal tranny

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i think her voice is really nice to listen to
her speaking voice

bp doesn't have an outstanding visual like tzuyu or v, but at least they're not as uggo as 2ne1

word

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*inkigayo

twice could do without cub desu

it's an abstract kind of cub

What do you think he's watching this season?

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I hope it is. We need more Rumor performances. And the girls themselves seem to like Rumor too.

>exactly 1 minute apart

I have never listened to kpop before

I recently listened to some loona songs.

Thought they were pretty good, and rather more instrumentally creative than western pop songs. I thought the music videos had a neat sort of aesthetic. The girls were cute and I enjoyed watching them too.

Does this make me pleb? Gay? Where do I fit in in the universe of kshit.

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I’m wet for kookie

>jisoo uggo compilation

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just curious, are you trans?

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something i never knew i wanted, but long skirts look too mature, it would kill gg's appeal

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Every YG group is full of uggos, prove me wrong.

tranny...

>be my dessert
omo eating taetae's cake

i agree

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greetings lgbt

Brazilian tranny

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oh gosh

Kill yourself immediatly

ugly
ugly
comically ugly
some mexican girl I went to high school with

nice try but he can't cook for shit

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>2 of the cant dance
>out of those two she cant dance because she will brake
>the other one is lazy
>the rest are good but i feel like they have already fed up their shit with that group
>obnixious fans
>music is meh
>yg shilling is so blatand that its not even funny
>they have no stage presence aside from jisoo and lisa
>ZERO ENERGY
i mean check this guy out
youtube.com/watch?v=wFKBN3MGUGI

the only pretty members are cub are chewbuggo

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loona are really popular in europe so you're eurobro tier

delete my picture

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Judging from the Heart Iz teaser, it's going to be a slower song like Rumor is with heavier effects, rather than purepop like lver.

I wish we could get a snippet or something

Remember when Red Velvet was fun and experimental?

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>girl

only shounen and isekai

3 can't dance

bambam 100% bangbanged her

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fuck...I thought it was just cute girls and catchy songs. Thank you all for warning me, I have a son to look after.

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Finally a straight white male....

yeah i remember fx

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this except man

thanks cunt, now we'll have to deal with another 2 day meltdown from the trannies.

Please. If the song is 1/2 as good as rumor, I would cream my pants and buy like 10 more copies.

Yeah, I remember Ice Cream Cake, their last fun and experimental song

I remember RBB

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Probably cgdct #838748

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loona are for trannies, do your best to avoid them

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hello transsexual

as a euro, the only kpops i've ever heard people talk about irl are snsd, bts and dreamcatcher

they're ok but we don't like their fans here. enjoying them is fine but do it quietly

YIKES

literal mouth breather

extremely uggo

>dreamcatcher
surprising

somi?

jesus christ kpop is a lie

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calm down SEAniggers

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all shitposting aside you all know you would date a blackpink girl if you could

it's a falseflagging dreamcatcher poster
not that I mind because gahyeon got a fatty, but still, it's very transparent

based

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nancy's wagon

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it's my birthday today and the sis got me this. pretty based tbqh

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momo’s sweaty crotch

sorry i can't stop seething

Why are women so fucking easy to pander to?
>Put in black women
>Put in fat women
>"so powerful, loona is the best thing to come out of kpop ever"

>Article 13 becomes a thing
>American culture gets completely wiped out in all contexts except pay-to-play
Guess it's kpop with everything from now on, whether the internet likes it or not.

they had concert in my city last year

Aisha

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Good

not that kind of cake

FACT: For a kpop group to be successful and mainstream in the west, it needs to be a group made up of Korean-American/Canadian/etc. members who speak and enunciate English perfectly, so they can release singles in English, but not only that but they'll need western lyricists and more westernized MVs.

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makes sense
what city?

stan loona

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I already made the change to only play japanese video games years ago, this wouldn't even be as difficult to do with music and kpop

sakura

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happy birthday user go and fuck your sister

any groups i don't like are automatically ugly and have shit music, no exceptions

amsterdam

imagine twice with somi or ryujin instead of chaeyoung...

cool

youtube.com/watch?v=G8TWEmTSGRw

This is what made me a Yena and Minju stan

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>members who speak and enunciate English perfectly
>Canadians

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didn't JYP already try that with wonder girls?

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this but specifically loona

PERSONA

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soary what wrong with canadian's enunciation?

>it's very transparent
great work detective

when ears become an aphrodisiac

Jennie talks about her 'Human Chanel' nickname

Article: Jennie "Human Chanel? I'm happy to be working with a brand of my dreams"

Source: Starin via Nate

1. [+3,232, -137] Human Chanel ㅋㅋㅋ such a cringey and ridiculous nickname

2. [+2,650, -92] Who cares when you're still under YG ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

3. [+2,264, -110] She doesn't match it at all...

4. [+166, -2] Your agency is drowning, this is not the time to be worrying about Chanel. It's hilarious how short she is.

5. [+145, -3] What is Human Chanel ㅋㅋㅋ so cringe

6. [+126, -2] Her image went down after her dating scandal~~ and now her agency is full of scandals~~ I think her luck is running out here ㅎㅎ

7. [+112, -6] So cheap! And isn't she close with Jun Young? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

8. [+111, -1] I've never seen Chanel look as cheap as this

9. [+101, -0] Wasn't she Human Gucci before? What's next? Human Prada, Human Burberry, Human Hermes?

10. [+88, -0] I wonder who was the first person who gave her that nickname? It's really so cringe ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

11. [+79, -0] Human Chanel ㅋㅋㅋ She looks like an Etude House or The Face Shop model trying to pass as Estee Lauder, La Mer, or Sisley. Go look up Nicole Kidman's Chanel ads. She looks so beautiful in them that the pictures just put you in awe. Jennie needs to realize her place in life.

12. [+76, -3] Can't stand looking at any of YG's kids anymore

13. [+69, -1] She's ruining the brand's image

no thanks

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>when ears become an aphrodisiac
you eat ears?

the boyz are going to make it, bros

ew put her on a diet

lisa and jisoo can

is she also a half breed?

that would kill twice
unless that's your plan

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Loona was already popular with that audience before butterfly though.

Back that ass up

no, just nibble them while I jam clam with my dick

Imagine Twice but just Tzuyu and it's a rape porn

SIT ON ME

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imagine being you

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the nickname doesn't even make sense
chanel was a person

Honestly with her body type if she went to the gym and squatted consistently she'd probably have the best ass in kpop

lookin like a full diaper

Rumor is THE GOAT but honestly the original was better with Han Chowon's rap.

Cub is ugly

i would date only jisoo to be honest
lisa looks like a gipsy
rose well the authorities will probably lock me down for family abuse if they see her like that
jennie i would have probably buy her a ticket to mars with no return

not all women are sjw roasties

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>Your agency is drowning, this is not the time to be worrying about Chanel. It's hilarious how short she is.
i actually laughed out loud at this

She's fully Korean

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Jisoo is shit tier

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the west wasnt ready back then
but now he has jihyo and her awesome english accent

i thought it was human uniliqo

IZONE would be better with Chowon

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FACT

kpop will be viewed as nothing more than a fad in the west and it'll never gain mainstream appeal

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Imagine BTS mv but it's Jungkook stripping down for 3 minutes straight

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>DIA admits through a Vlive the reason why they cameback now before they officially disband is due to Jenny's knee injury she needs to go through several surgeries but they can't afford them
>All the money will be used on her surgeries
sigh

this. coco chanel was the human chanel

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grass is green

Word. Need more of her THICCest in my life.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZvhpjERxJlQ

this but it's the boyz and it's new stripping instead

nothing you can do about it its their culture

what is rose doing with her legs?

I bet your mother called you smart a lot and you actually believed her

>why they cameback now before they officially disband
Wait, is there a confirmed date for when that's happening?

and thats a good thing

their worst song

really?

>Taehyung
>5

test

Seungri and JJY are kinda f*d no matter what the court says, but the low profile guys might bounce back in a year.

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thank you for posting soty

are there any hi touch reviews to know which idols have the softest hands?

jisoo has some meat you can grope
jisoo is funny
jisoo is pretty
i dont see anything wrong with that

good
normies already ruined it though

i don't want it to be mainstream in the first place. only roasties want that.

smart enough to get an (You) from you

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DIA should have just gone for slutpop, I mean, they're an MBK group

i said what i said, bitch

such a nice team and a horrible way to end your career

>jisoo has some meat you can grope
do you think this is a positive description of her cunt, roastie?
no fucking thanks

I hope so

NOOOOOOOO

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gottem

any woman that doesnt look like jennie and rose is a positive in my eyes

Dachshund is too pure for slutpop

then which male idols would you rate above 5?

t. exoroastie

I want kpop to be for chad straight white men and chad straight white korean men only
so I'm very happy that kpop won't ever become truly mainstream

>I want kpop to be for chad straight white men and chad straight white korean men only
that will never happen

make a twice thread

her best
now stop bullying rose

dubu

pic related

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It already has, most girl group fanbases are a male majority in korea

straight men are literally the minority of the minority of kpop fans

ok but what about all of the boy groups? there are tons of them

>that
>male

I know and that's why we need a kpop purge

there are like 30 active boy gorups doing better than Red Velvet, and we don't know about 'em since all you see here is MonstaX, EXO, BTS and random The Boyz/ATEEZ/StrayKids/Seventeen mentions.

I've literally never listened to a boy group kpop song in my life

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that has nothing to do with what i said

For some reason I can't find that video of her Somehow performance where you can clearly see her panties

u forgot sf9, winner, bigbang, ikon

Idiot

this is the complete package