Billie ellish

The worst part is the hypocrisy

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i mean it's obvious she's faking her depression. every teenager who isn't excited 100% of the time thinks they're "depressed." i think she just does it for aesthetic reasons.

sneeeeeed

not a shop friend

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Skank

Since when did this Become hotter than this ?

Not even her.

>THE LEGGO MOVIE

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it literally is

Where did you find it?

both of our uncles work at nintendo and she sent it to me

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Nice try faggot.

based blind-poster

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That's her bro lol

It's obviously shooped.

mental gymnastics

imagine screencapping that post. how much blacked do you watch per day?

the other girl is ava horner, you can find other pictures of them together

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What do you mean?

I must protect her smile

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From what?

Hot curry sauce.

qt!

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Yea Forumscels

soundclout dick

Dude, there's no evidence she's fucking anyone but keep parroting your Billie fan fiction.

So that's where that shopping cart pic is from.

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Nice retort.

Thanks user, I mean it. I post great retorts all the time and never get any appreciation for it.

She looks like she's about to pee.

Imagine the smell

youtube.com/watch?v=PFwUXt_SmMs

SOMEONE POST THE GIF.

>10 minutes of some random zoomer vlogging

no thx mate, subscribe to Billie Eilish

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Both are bad. The lying is bad, being a plant is also bad. If the normie horde wasn't manipulated by massive corporate conglomerates into believing they like the newest corporate music products, mainstream music culture wouldn't be the absolute pile of garbage, social engineering, narcissism, propaganda, and soft porn that it is. The implications might actually be enormous if you think about it. Mainstream music culture is a huge part of cultural programming in general. If it was allowed to develop organically the repercussions could flow out across society in general. Basically, shit like Billie Eilish is a major contributing factor to evil in the world at large.

imagine believing "plants" exist.

quick liking what i don't like, etc, etc.

Billie was signed to Interscope/UMG with a single good song (entirely written and produced by her brother) and a handful of basic meh songs. That's it. The entirety of her time in music aside from recording Ocean Eyes has been label-directed. She was never an underground artist, never sang in a band, never did anything on her own before being signed. She is the definition of an industry plant.

that's not a plant, that's an employee. her brother and her make music and the label promotes and sells it like 99% of every musician ever.
>but she wasn't undergroouuunnnddd first!

literally who the fuck cares

>believing there's any question whether plants exist
Honestly you'd have to be legally retarded.

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But that is literally what a plant is - a corporate product promoted as though it were already popular. You're completely admitting that she's a plant, because it's so obvious that not even her fans can deny it, but you're butthurt about the specific word "plant" so you say nonsense shit like this post.

it doesn't matter how a product is created if it ends up being good. people like her music and whether it's her or her brother or johnny label-boss it literally doesn't matter

>a corporate product promoted as though it were already popular

welcome to the world of marketing and promotion son, that's how things get sold. there is literally nothing wrong with it. if people didn't like the product then it wouldn't take off.

>this fucking coping
Wow, I'm actually talking to a corporate marketing team right now aren't I? Interesting. Anyway, no, what you're doing is wrong and you know it.
>if people didn't like the product then it wouldn't take off
Completely false and you know it. A large portion of the population uses music as social currency only. If they are convinced that something is popular, they will support it and tell others they like it regardless of the quality.

Most of her music is boring and generic. Her voice is terrible (no power, no range, etc.), her instrumentals are lackluster, and her songs all sound the same (same lyrics, same themes). Billie's real source of fame is her social media clout, which has nothing to do with the quality of her music.

>that caption
She has to be the most arrogant little shit IRL.

When did Billie ever claim to be socially conscious? None of her songs are political.

If you believe there's something wrong with capitalism, then you should have no issue with exposing industry plants.

FACES OF METH.

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The people buy it, so it's popular. It gets results, mucho dinero. If millions love her, can they be wrong? She has the money, sales, followers, and influence that defines popularity. Can you blame the marketers for selling what sells?

>brand new product literally no one has had the opportunity to buy
>corporation uses its media empire to say "THIS NEW PRODUCT IS EVRY POPULAR YOU SHOULD BUY IT TOO"
>product becomes actually popular because, as discussed, this kind of marketing works and is the model for an entire industry
>shill/normie/mindfuck-victim: see it really is popular
I know you're just making excuses so you can feel better about what you do for a living but, please, don't feign being retarded.

Stop trying to reverse the narrative and ignoring the observable truth. Popularity is created by marketing. It is not driven by quality.
>if millions like it can they be wrong?
READ THE FUCKING POST YOU JUST REPLIED TO YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING SCUM

Millions loved Hitler, were they wrong?

Again, her social media following doesn't translate into good music.

>can destroying culture and turning people into directionless drones with no sense of self really be wrong if it makes me rich?
Gee, hmmmm, real fucking tough question there I can see what you're getting at. Kill yourself.

It doesn't matter if she's overtly political or singing about political/social issues, what matters is that she's PORTRAYED in that manner. "Look at how mature Billie Eilish is, listen to her poetic lyrics, listen to how she conveys deep 'we-live-in-a-society' meanings in her work, she is truly the conscious voice which Gen Z needs," says every media outlet writing about her.

But if the product sucked the marketing wouldn't work
People saw the marketing, liked the product, and stuck around as loyal followers
There's clearly an appeal, maybe not to your average straight white male, but to millions of others out there who feel Billie's art really resonate with them

READ THE FUCKING POSTS YOU'RE RESPONDING TO. THIS IS LIKE TALKING TO A FUCKING WALL. POPULARITY DOES NOT FOLLOW QUALITY. MARKETING DRIVES POPULARITY. QUALITY DOES NOT MATTER.

>literally every popular thing ever was an example of the best quality available in its category or else it wouldn't have been popular
You are so absolutely mind fucked. People like you should not exist. You make the world significantly worse by existing.

She's like X in that she "raises awareness" about teen depression or some shit.

If it wasn't good, the marketing would fail. The marketing only makes people aware, then they judge from there. So far, the verdict is 8 figures.

Everything is political m8. Read Althusser, ideological state apparatus.

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>claims to have listened to NIN as a kid
>music sounds like fluff
I fucking hate this poseur bullshit.

They're not attracted to her music, they're attracted to her as a social media object.

sneed

Nothing sexual about sharing an iced coffee.

>being this much of a shill

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a Jewish shill out in the wild.

Is this Fantano by chance?

>shill
Back to pol, incels.

>Why the fuck did it take friendships with woke rappers in order to get her to be aware of real-world shit
>"friendships"

So what if she sucked some cocks? U jelly, incel?

>people only buy into things because of quality
>marketing only makes people aware
>therefore, the only explanation of this Supreme branded, plain white t-shirt selling for $1,500 is that its quality justifies the price
stockx.com/supreme-20th-anniversary-box-logo-tee-white

You're just saying the same thing over and over again and not addressing anyone pointing out that you're just very obviously wrong.

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itt mediocre music and misogyny

Except there’s zero evidence she’s fucking anyone much less SoundCloud rappers.

>look at apple music top alt songs
>too 20 is all billie eilish

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There's a quality there that millions of people are seeing and you might not be. Again, the budget doesn't lie. The numbers don't lie. The charts don't lie. The hype don't lie. Something is captivating millions, and just because you don't get it doesn't mean others won't. They're willing to consume these products because there's a quality there that they want, that grabs them.

When's she doing her Wuthering Heights cover?

Screenshot or it's fake.

End the alt right misogynist hatred and listen with an open mind. You might like it, hell you might even relate to it.

>hell you might even relate to it.
What is there to relate to? All her lyrics sound pretentious and fake deep.

It's too late

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>five are Billie
Wow.

That guy's gay and they're just making a joke picture dude

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>Apple Music

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Not even her. Facial bone structure is different.

Lmao jew shills and waifufags BTFO

>not leeching off a family account for free

>literally just says the same thing for the 5th time without responding to anyone pointing out how it's obviously false
What is wrong with you?
>That Supreme t-shirt has a quality that millions of people are seeing and you might not be. Again, the budget doesn't lie. The numbers don't lie. The charts don't lie. The hype don't lie. Something is captivating millions, and just because you don't get it doesn't mean others won't. They're willing to consume these products because there's a quality there that they want, that grabs them.

already doing that on spotify

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My nigga knows what’s up

>Notable Bahamian-Americans
>....
>Denzel Curry, rapper[11]

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>Fantano
>the quality of her music is what matters at the end of the day
Of course melon would defend her, he's as big a phony as she is.
>Makes video's discussing Yea Forums topics while pretending he never goes on Yea Forums
>larps as a communist while devoting his life to the most frivolous things afforded by capitalism

The "quality" that attracts fans of artist like Billie Eilish is the fact that they perceive her music as already being popular. These people use music as a fashion accessory and a substitute for identity. They use it as social currency. It has nothing to do with the music itself, it has to do with how the music will allow them to benefit socially by saying that they like it. You are completely brainwashed.

Fuck you, alt right goon. You people don't know anything about what's big right now. Incel basement dwellers can't comprehend women having non sexual relationships. Figures.

Also, stop that anti semitic garbage. "Jew shills'' yeah fuck off Nazi douche, we don't need that here.

I liked her better when she was going by lorde

Idk man her overall personality just seems so fake,I can’t stand her. Fucking female lil xan she’s only missing the fucked up teeth.

Listen to this trash for yourself:
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At least he admits she fits the definition of a plant.

And...?

I sense...sexual frustration with a touch of white male misogynic resentment? Hmmm?

Most molesters were molested... FACT
This one is also a KANG who was socialized in a literal rape culture.
There is no way he isn't making her drink his curry sauce.

And for the love of God someone post the fucking gif. Billie's mouth should say it all.

Kek.
I have no idea what you are talking about

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Accusing anyone of statutory rape without evidence is pretty low. Stop it.

very based

These sound way too similar to be a coincidence.
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Nazi.
Only Nazis hate Billie.

Welcome to american capitalism kid, buckle up it's only getting better from current year

>sherry picked slow-mo screen shot to make her look bad
Grow the fuck up.

She sounds different as well.

2017 Billie speaks normally.

2018 Billie has a fake ghetto accent which would get her charged with cultural appropriation if most of her friends weren't black.

These sound nothing alike aside from the dark instrumentals and deep alto vocals. Lorde's lyrics clearly present a story with vivid imagery. Billie's lyrics sound like a bunch of fancy phrases strung together in order to make her sound profound.

What's the difference between a plant and payola?

payola is what they do when they want to push someone. plant is a trained plant with an agenda and planned development, that includes payola.

Incel

>pointing out cheap, gimmicky songwriting which feels like it came straight out of a 'how-to-write-deep-profound-lyrics-without-being-truly-deep-or-profound' book makes one an 'incel' now
Okay.

Cite a specific example of bad lyrics or fuck off with your baseless disparaging of this beautiful, talented Artist. Otherwise it's safe to assume it's mindless criticism driven by your inceldom.

What evidence is there Billie was "trained?"

So if you expose the industry plants you must be an incel, and if you are thats the reason why you oposse to mainstream media? You guys are fuking disgusting, and this girl is simple trash to brainwash kids and expand ignorance. Is for the nu rap the same avril lavigne was for hardcore, justin bieber for soul... etc mili banili, infinite examples

>signed to a label despite no prior musical experience except for singing a song her brother wrote
>entire experience in music is label-backed
>bulk of popularity is based on social media clout rather than actual music
>mediocre music is spammed all over apple music, spotify, and youtube
>paired up with more popular and critically acclaimed artists (namely Khalid and Denzel but was also friends with X and is friends with Trippie Redd and other SoundClowns)
>is obviously coached for interviews, openly lies about her parents' industry connections and why the label signed her, claims she 'grew up poor' and 'was the opposite of an industry plant'
Seems trained to me.

sneed

omg it's the incel gathering thread

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Same thing basically but, see the pic atteched to this post: "Payola" in the sense of paying off the hip DJ on the big radio station doesn't exist anymore. Media properties have been consolidated to such a massive extent that no one has to pay anyone anymore - they're already paying their salary. It's just one massive corporation using its various departments to market a new product.

Billie Eilish is such a fucking idiot I hate her so fucking much. She was LITERALLY born into the music industry, and grew up in an area of LA where people like Skrillex and Beck came from. Her brother is a fucking professional music producer yet people still want to sit around and talk about how fucking smart and talented she is holy shit man. "uhhh buh her voic is so good!" yeah maybe if you're a dipshit teenage girl that started learning how to sing from taking choir freshman year of high school but obviously her voice is going to be good. Listen fuckhead, imagine you're born into LA, you're entire family works in the music industry, you're parents put you in the LA Children's Choir when you're 8 years old, and you sing for literally you're entire stupid fucking dipshit wannabe depressed life, obviously you're going to be able to sing very quietly and do falsetto pretty well by the time you're 16 and your MUSIC PRODUCER BROTHER is helping you write music. But that's not even the worst part of Billie Eyelash, her stupid fucking wannabe depressed attitude. Look, I get it, she's 16, she doesn't understand her emotions yet. But If she's 16 and want to express her emotion, learn how to express it in a way that isnt the most vapid emotionless shit on the planet. One of my favorite bands is Radiohead, and Thom Yorke has a quote where, in regards to their music being sad, he talks about how it's not about the music being sad, it's about using that emotion as inspiration to make something good. Billie Eilish is homeschooled and hangs out with celebrities every day, but all she can manage to do with her emotion is by basically bragging about being depressed 24/7 like it's some cool shit. Is there anything more annoying than those idiot chicks you knew in highschool that would talk about being sad all the time? Then why the fuck are you imbicils actually supporting this dipshit that just brags about being sad all the time. Jesus christ I hate Bully Goolash so fucking bad.

Alt right conspiracy

Nice stale pasta.

Look, as much as I don't care for Lana Del Rey, she - despite being very plant-y given that she slept her way to the top and her "viral" success was also label-backed - already had a good 40 or so songs written and produced on her own before she was signed. That's way more than Billie can say, when she was signed with literally nothing of her own. Love her or hate her, you can't deny her entire musical persona is a label creation.

>2019
>alt-right
wow, it really is shills isn't it? I was on the fence but it's hard to deny these posters are clearly not from here and seem like they're probably used to posting on normie websites.

Ok vlad

Billie has a terrible voice though.

>St Vincent
WAAAAAAAAA???

lmao why do you know so much about a literal who? reevaluate you're life my dude

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bc he's an incel desu

I'm actually a woman.

What’s up with black men and white women’s feet?

based

At least Denzel will wake up her audience.

i wonder how children of zoomers will turn out. anyone else think that thot culture had its roots in the music that was popular in the 90's?

Could you give an example?

No retard it has it's roots in these boots are made for walking and shit like that from the 60s

i should have said early 00's as well, but basically the music people who are now in their mid 20s to early 30s would have seen a lot of growing up, like britney spears or christina aguilera, madonna. they are nothing compared to today's artists but i can definitely see an evolution over time to what we have now. like a sort of inspiration or empowerment for being sexually provocative.

you are too old for this.

>I'll throw a bone to Fantano
Dropped.

The "empowered" dumb slut persona has been developing for decades. It was definitely happening in the 90's, probably 80's too. Look at 90's tv - Friends, Sex in the City. It's such direct slut propaganda it's hard to imagine how it could be anymore blatant.

YOU CAN BE SAD
CUZ BABY IMMA LONER YEEEAAAAAAH

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This is so fucking good I'm literally in tears laughing at how incredible this sounds - the bongos, the maracas, the snapping it's all so good

Imagine what a duet between the two would sound like.

This is literally 99% of pop stars. Why single out Billie?

Joke’s on the parents for not doing their research.

she looks like she fucks black rappers
oh wait...

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Lol kike shill can't defend this.

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Those are her and her gay friends taking fun, goofy selfies together. It's innocent friendship.

The one single they keep playing on the radio would put me to sleep, if it didn't have the random techno-screeches thrown in.
Hell is having a radio on at work 8 hours a day, every day, with no option to change the station.

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billie ellish more like trash bin am i right haha

This is so fucking good I'm literally in tears laughing at how incredible this sounds - the sneed, the feed, the seed formerly known as chuck's it's all so good

Lana is a writer though, she's literally writing all the time. she announced her first book of poems recently. she considers herself a writer before a singer

how often do you suck your friends toes user?

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my willie is going to make milkie

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