Hey bjork can i drink the milky out of your booby :3

>hey bjork can i drink the milky out of your booby :3
>"haha yes you can user, alright let me present them to you!"
>ah yes mommy bjork, your nipples look nice and brown like yummy chocolate chips
>but first you're going to have to take those piercings out
>"aha yes, sorry i forgot"
>oh my! you're bleeding, oh well. hopefully that doesn't change the taste of your milk
*succcccccccccccckle suckle suckle suckle*
>*smack smack smack* hmmmm yes, it taste like a mix of *licks lips* sugar water and a hint of mayo
>ah yes you have quiet some booboos on you, *kisses nipple* haha yes you do *suckle suckle succcccccccccccccccccckle* *cough cough* *belch*
>hmmmm, now that one i could taste the blood, tastes... metallic but i still taste your sweet nector my darling
>alright now the other one!
>*smack suckle suckle suckle suckle*
>haha wow, now that teet taste like ranch dressing! *licks lips* maybe with a hint of umm... garlic! it's like a four course meal my lady
>alright let me finish the milky, *sucky suck suck suckle suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckle*
>zoo wee mama! did i hurt you! oh my i'm so sorry, but i think i'm done, it's like drank out of a bottle of... hidden valley, i might need some carrots! *suckle suckle* yes...

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Sneeed.

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here you go OP just for you vocaroo.com/i/s1scElPqWzMr

You're a fucking legend

You deserve your own statue

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even more based

No, give this man a statue, he just sneed vocaroo'd me.

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Nice

holy fucking based

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best vocaroo, maybe ever

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fuck

BASED

Legend

Nigga wtf this is amazing

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blessed and hostia-pilled

this has to be one of the best things to happen to Yea Forums in a while

I hope you trip and fall today and are slightly inconvenienced by it.

You fucking madman

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i'm crying

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the *licks lips* part stops it from being a masterpiece

so fucking good man

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Underrated

did merzbow sample this

>yes

why do bjork threads always bring out so much autism

because bork herself is autistic

Because it isn't as funny with any other female artist

Based as all fuck

>The ear-rape suckling

Absolutely legendary

God

BASED

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fun fact about this vocaroo, I was in the room while it was recorded and he had access to a multitude of recording equipment-- a professional studio no less, and he chose to yell into a fucking macbook that is used for backtracks

>macbook
>he doesn't use free software or hardware
>tfw I have to stop listening to digitally produced music, because none of it is rms approved
thanks for the heads up, m8

Nigga