Yesterday I drank 700ml of whiskey and almost died

you can die from passing out and choking on your vomit. fall asleep on your side

>almost
you had one job

now today drink a couple of beers with the same amount of whiskey and do this for a couple of days. after that you should be ready for two bottles an evening.
also listen to the pogues while drinking

get well, friend. Don't drink too much. Seek help if you need it.

I'm 18 and never been really drunk before because I never go out or went to a party, there was no soda at home so like a fucking idiot I found a whiskey bottle and drank it like coke. I didn't pass out or puke, but I think it's because I woke up my mom and kept talking with her the whole time because I was really afraid and dizzy

That's what's up.

i used to down 700 of whiskey on the reg at age 15, you're a fucking pussy OP

Yeah, that's true. You can also die from stepping on your shoelace and bashing your head on the floor but it doesn't mean it happens often.
Im sure you could take more but still you have my sympathy

Seems you've carried that brain damage with you since. baka

grow a pair cunt

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

You were just extremely drunk then. Not to minimize the experience, but if you had almost died you would not be able to talk to your mom or notice you were dizzy until you're in the hospital.

It is kind of scary to get drunk really fast and not know how to handle it on your first go, tho. Sounds like you did alright. Drink a bunch of water in between booze to keep from drinking too much next time.

jesus, are you retarded my man or just wanted to die?

HOLY SHIT thanks for the tip never sleeping on my side again

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retard here, how much is 700 ml exactly in volume? Like how much we talkin? Like the size of what?

>retard here
Just type it in google next time

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OP here, it's been more than 15 hours. Is it normal to still feel drunk?

Yes and no but i mean, what's the worst thing that can happen, i would give you (almost) everything i own to feel drunk all the time

>yes and no
>what's the worst thing that can happen

Are you fucking with me or can thay really happen?

Im almost sure it's a bait but im fucking with ya

i drink that every time i buy alcohol. im not bragging i know it's suicide

you are dying you have severe oedipus complex, I'd go to hospital or don't I don't care

>they haven't vomited in their sleep yet
one time I woke up after [insert high amount of jaeger bombs and tequila] and there was literally vomit covering my room.
I scrubbed it up and went out drinking again an hour later. I was wild back then

Of course it's most likely you will just throw up and not even notice but it's also possible to choke on vomit.

I was a frequent drunk driver. Only like twice blacked out. Don't do that no more

this was when I was 18
I'm 22 now so I've more or less calmed down, but now that I mention it I'm gonna pick up some beer brb

That's why I always sleep on my back

good way to go desu. drunk bliss

and sleeping too, sign me up

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I’m back
Music for this feel?

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Cheers bro, I wish this could end

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at least you guys have alcohol

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go back to r9k faggot

>polish beer
based eurobro
I'm trying to get the fuck out the US and work with one of my relatives in Germany in these next couple years.

Sung that to the tune of In Between Days

Did the same thing except with vodka at 16. You’re good friendo

Just when I thought I couldn't be more autistic I find myself unironically relating to anime

Oh shit, me too now

youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI
What you know bout that, probably nothing

Prolly nothin

You sound like a pussy, learn to drink faggot.

close to a fifth, I did that once or twice during college. Good job. I don't think you almost died though, unless you're quite weak.