Alright fuckers, it's been too long since we've done one of these. You know the rules, and so do I. We make a song one post at a time. Get to it, cucks
Yea Forums MAKES A SONG
One
eh rehhhh eh rehhhhh
Time
Jesus
fart sound effect
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thats the end of the song folks, hope you enjoyed it!
Bb dim
two
*opening synth rif to Time to Pretend*
HEEEEEYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M LOSING MY EDGE
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
*first five seconds of metal machine music*
x20
*the lick*
*Alto Sax Solo*
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penis nigger
The first 27 seconds of Careless whisper on accordion
FUCKING INSIDE MY
TOO MUCH LEE
TOO MUH IEH
ONE MORE PINE
ONE MORE PINE
Clip of Walter White saying "i am the one who knocks".
SAY IT AINT SOOOOOO
FUCK ME
SHIT ON ME
FUUUUUUCK
PISS IS WINE
IM CONCIOUS ALL THE TIME
I READ THE SIGNS
OF DAYS GONE BY
I CANT WAIT TO DIE
I CANT WAIT TO DIE
I CANT WAIT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There is a house in New Orleans
>record scratch
>movie trailer voice: "A DOG???"
>Fortunate Son starts playing
(they're trying to build a prison)
DING DING DING DOOONG BADA BING DANG DOING DONG DING DONNNGG
Db Augmented Chord
Is anyone actually making this?
WASTING
TIME
FEELS
GOD
WASTING
TIME
FEELS
GOOD
SHITTY CITY LITTLE DITTY IM DIRTY GIRL PLAY WITH MY CLITTY
Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos
I LIKE SUGAR AND I LIKE TEA, BUT I DONT LIKE NIGGERS, NO SIREE
HEEEEELLLLLLLO BAAAAABY!
YEAH THIS IS THE BIG BOPPER TALKING
HAHAHAHAHA, OHHHHHH YOU SWEET THING!
DO I WHAT?
WILL I WHAT?
OOOOOOH BABY YOU KNOOOOOW WHAT I LIKE!
YOU’RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
*through the fire and the flames opening riff poorly played*
MY LIFE IS SHIT AND PISS
Yea Forums has the worst taste in music
*insert a monologue of a random jordan peterson lecture*
in the court of the crimson kiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Bb with an Eb bass.
5 seconds of a child tap dancing followed by a bicycle horn honked once in the key of E but have it be slightly flat
Changa changa changa changa changa changa changa
ritardando
*say it aint so solo*
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS
Yes, as a matter of fact I do
NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR followed by a distorted stu WOOOOOOOOO
Infant casket
Semen
first 7 seconds of Seven Angels
Lamp oil. Rope. BOMBS
wow, there's a lot of replies to this song! this is one big thread. unfortunately, this thread is not as big as the homicide rate in the African American community. did you know that despite making up 13 percent of the population-
G note on marimba
dog whistle
Previous bit over 2 bars of Ab7(b9)
BAD LIVES MAKE GOOD STORIES
>pans from left to right
I GRIEVE IN STEREO
*LOUD AND EXAGGERATED SOBBING SOUNDS*
Anything non lyrical I will throw together in a bit if the threads alive
C3 E3 G3 B3
D#3 G3 A#3 D4
F3 A3 C4 E4
C#3 F3 G#3 C4
5:4 cross rhythm, snare playing the quintuplet and cymbals on the other beat
Bump for life
I want a girl who tortures my cock and balls
Well Boys, where's our grammy then?
AND THEN I GET GET GOT GOT DUBS
It's Christmas Day in making
Oh how poor Brian is shaking
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0:37 to 0:47 from this
Cmaj, Amin, Cmaj9, Dmin
I feel retarded like a vietnam veteran
G EM C D
The HOL UP from TATI followed by 5 seconds of silence
i don't want the world, i just want your half.
An out of time drum fill followed by 10 seconds of akward silence
IIIIIIIII TOOOK MY SHIIIRT OFFFF IN THE YARD
Eb->Bb->F
5 seconds from any Merzbow track
TAKYON
CORRECT MY SOUL I SHIT ON A ROLL *all music stops for exactly 23 beats*
BREAK MY SOUL BABY
A NEED A GIRLFRIEND BABY
A NEW SONG IN MY COLLECTION MAYBEEEE
Suck my tits, end vietnam
Fuck my artritis
There's no riffs for this man
I LOOOVEEE YOUUUU JESSUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTTT
Jesus Christ is my nigga
dorito dust and dick cheese crust
PANERA BREAD
The Last Supper
TRIPLE KILL (in announcer voice)
Bass solo, faggots
i make a cheez-whiz and jelly sandwich (G power chord)
OPEN UP YOUR
OPEN UP YOUR
Upboat for actually delivering something.
But you should've followed the instructions in this thread. Like shouted the lyrics and included the citacions. Anyone can upload a poop made in two minutes
NIGGAS IFFI O
NIGGAS GOT THE STIFFY O
NIGGAS GOT THE CHEESY PEEPEE
ROOOOOOOWWWWIIINNNNGGG STTTAAAAAAAARTT
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How did Jesus die the second time?
SAY I’M LOCA CAUSE I AM YOUR GIRL SAY I’M STUPID CAUSE I AM YOUR GIRL
He sneezed too hard and broke a vene
I KEEP GIVNG BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS
BASED
will toledo is not a furry and makes great music you guys
Fm
Fm (with a high C)
Cm
Ab omit5 over Gdim
i like this one
>NIGGAS IFFI O
>NIGGAS GOT THE STIFFY O
>NIGGAS GOT THE CHEESY PEEPEE
Thom Yorke screaming "Anywhere"
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP
CERTAINLY NOT RAPED