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New Darkthrone Edition

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first for melodeath sucks

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What /meal/ are you having, /metal/?
What are you blasting?
What do you think of avant-garde black/drone outfit, Gnaw Their Tongues?

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why tho

youtube.com/watch?v=C5Srjr0u9TM
deathrash

why not?

I'm gonna see these guys live with aborted and cryptopsy so I decided to check them out. Pretty good stuff

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What do you nigger-words think of Mantar?

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Where do i go after enjoying bands like Eyehategod, Cianide, Obituary, Death, Dystopia, Nails, Full of Hell, Gorguts, Melvins, early Swans, early Death, Striborg, and Possessed? I want more truemetal and more sludge but please rec anything

Autopsy, Nile, Atheist, Acid Bath if you haven't heard

>sludge
Seized
Wellington
Adolf Satan
Full Blown Aids
Upsidedown Cross
Leechfeast
You maybe might enjoy raw grind, maybe not.

her head burnin, lmao
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more like this? especially last 2 songs

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Venom is big gay.

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thanks dudes. whats some,entry level raw grind? PS i read the sticky and found Noothgrush and this shit is tight

Unholy Grave and this
youtube.com/watch?v=KYTLMUHq7AU
Play as loud as possible and don't cut your hair.

Oh and this, Dahmer will grind your face off.
There's also those bands from the mincecore revival like Misanthropic Noise, Violent Gorge, Archagathis and Lt. Dan.
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SHRED!

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Darkthrone too

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Autopsy u fool

Because some of that it's fucking great.
You have not even given a real chance to that genre surely

What's the best DSBM band and why is it Nyktalgia?

For me it's Beatrik

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metal for this feel?

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the new Malist. Good stuff.

Listen to the witch, kids.
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Nyktalgia is great but Trist is based.

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damn, early Dimmu Borgir is so good

GTT is fun but his industrial side project is better

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is the new darkthrone crusty?

not sure but my asshole is

based

*steals your piano intro*
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holy shit indeed
I can't believe I've been sleeping on these guys for all these years

mee too, still am, only heard one song. Are they thet good?

PIG DESTROYER
terrifyer or prowler in the yard

Baphomet
Massacre
Master
Asphyx
In that order

I've listened to 6 of their albums in the past few days and not a single one has disappointed me.
Riffs for fucking days.

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Kingdoms Disdained has like the least pleasant melodies ever constructed

>clean poserfuck shitgrind
Jesus

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Yepp

This album cover doesn't look promising. It looks like more of their crust garbage like Circle The Wagons or FOAD. I want more black metal like Arctic Thunder.

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some good funeral doom

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Arcthick Thunderthighs

Sons of the Northern Darkness riffs like hell. There's thrashier stuff up front and more epic stuff later.

gay

having a burger and blasting pic related, personally i think its easily their best

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I want to name my metal band with a reference to Middle-earth but all the cool words are taken, I'm thinking "Whores of Brandybuck"

Yeah, it's obvious their new album isn't gonna be black metal. Fuck that cover looks like something Mr. Tom G. Warrior's brainchild Triptykon would release, just look at their 2014 album. I'm obviously still gonna listen to it and fucking worship it, it's fucking Darkthrone for fuck's sake, but it doesn't mean I most likely won't be disappointed.

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more of a schizophrenia guy personally

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this kind of travel journey on a fantasy world unironically makes my pp hard and i wish i was part of one

radikult and redpilled

Treylor Moon.

man his face shape is weird. thanks

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i'll thrash you up front, TEXAS STYLE

Dream Death
Meth Drinker
Grief
Lethargy

Post bands that never stood a chance

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Anyone ever give you shit for wearing a burzum (sorry BUUUURTSSSSUUUUUM) shirt?

No, just compliments.

I had one in high school. Nobody knew what it was

This

what did he mean by this
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metalheads and gamers...
the most oppressed people in society
we need to rise up together

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YES

hell yeah brothaaaaaa

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While the idea of new Darkthrone is exciting, has any classic first wave / second wave Norwegian BM band actually put out a quality BM album in the current decade? I am drawing a blank.

FUCH YEAHH HEAVY METAAAAAAAALLL

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darkthrohne the best HEAVY ROCK DEVILS

I love power metal, but has there ever been a music genre with so many consistently shit music videos? Terrible CG, cardboard armour and Rhapsody standing on some train tracks in the woods. They are just so bad.

Based and redpilled. Mötley Crüe's first two albums do indeed rock. All their albums after that until Generation Swine have a few good tracks on them apiece too.

Is every fucking band releasing a new album this year?

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based
\,,,/ (o-o) \,,,/

2020s will be Metal's return and Dominance!

A couple of my favorites:
Obsequiae - Aria of Vernal Tombs
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Drudkh - Forgotten Legends
> youtube.com/watch?v=Zxg9H9bUN18
Fen - Carrion Skies
> youtube.com/watch?v=b05xbqXXyi8
Winterfylleth - The Threnody of Triumph
> youtube.com/watch?v=tDvEFETe_CM
Ulver - Bergtatt
> youtube.com/watch?v=XVcjf_p5pDY
Saor - Aura
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Some people just want to watch the world freeze.

What does meal think of converge?

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true

Big fan here.

gay

theres nothing as chaothic yet well composed as that album, love that to death

REMOVE BOLT THROWER remove bolt thrower you are worst band. you are the band idiot you are the reddit smell. return to morbid angel. to good riff cousins you may come our band. you may live in the mosh pit….ahahahaha ,bolt thrower we will never forgeve you. stupid poser FUck but fuck asshole soilent stink bolt thrower... bolt thrower concertgas explosion best day of my life. take a bath of stolen soilent..ahahahahahBOLT THROWER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget life metal.bolt thrower we kill the autistic faggots , entombed return to your punk shit….hahahahaha idiot bolt thrower and entombed smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE LIFE METAL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. morbid angel+incantation+the chasm+deicide= kill bolt thrower...we are huge and have HGH now hahahaha ha because of many riffs...you are small stink one riff… you riff in a hovel hahahaha,

morbid angel alive numbr one #1 in osdm ….fuck the entombed ,..FUCKk ashol bolt thrower no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur one riff discography and soilent. morbid angel aliv and real strong wizard kill all the soilent redditors with roid rage now we the morbid angel rule. morbid angel's greattst band

Not a fan of it, it kinda sounds lame

Hoky fuck
More like this?

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pretty metal t b h

>user, what the fuck does plodcore mean?
A movement has emerged that is little more than a middling retread of midpaced 90s death metal. Bands like Bolt Thrower, Asphyx, and Abhorrence are common influences cited. It is plodding in nature and features very little in the way of dynamics or original ideas. The Bay Area is currently the capital of plodcore with bands like Necrot and Vastum.

>you are the reddit smell
lol

Even Blind Guardian's orchestral thing is coming out this year (joke of course it isn't)

Fukk off terrifyer is a classic
at least you like frim beyond so you arent a total cuck

>The Bay Area
also Portland

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Yep, this is the definition of bland. But of course latecomers who read Pitchfork think it's great.

The new Immortal album is great

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>real strong wizard kill all the soilent redditors with roid rage
dont bring wizards into this

the new immortal album was a lazy rehash of their old sound with generic song structures

This 100%. I'm amazed that anyone thinks it's even above average. Sounds like an Immortal tribute band having a go at writing material.

I love how fun these 2 are

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a new band brings riffs into your life and you gotta trash talk them
where do you pessimistic fucks crawl out of

I go to a quite liberal university and no one has recognised it at all.
Not gonna lie I did say to myself I'm not going to wear my Burzum hoodie until a month passes the Christchurch shooting

theres always death thrash how about black thrash?

darkthrone's last record, arctic thunder is one of their best albums

You're pessimistic if you don't like certain bands? That's dumb.

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I think you mistake criticism for malice. I love this genre and I think it can do much better. But if people endlessly heap praise on backward-thinking artists, we will stagnate.

Damn I listened to Ghost after all this years for the first time today. Must say that I’m fucking enjoying this, I thought they were going to be uninteresting because I though they were a Heavy Metal band but it turns out they’re like an even faggier version of the glam metal bands of the 60’s combined with heavy metal, doom metal, synth and pop elements. Good musicianship all around. Love it.

End of blog.

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Fuck I mean 80’s

Apparently yes.
This doesn't even include albums with set release dates.

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oh wow i'm hype. also, fuck this general.

“scooby doo chase metal” core

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>the cult
aoty

Kek pretty much. They’re like an actual good version of Black Veil Brides or something. It is there for us to enjoy but that’s it.

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I listened to that and this for the first time, all I can say about this album is "FUCK"

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you user are great

I know

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Jon you're starting to smell like lasagna

>BEING FAKE IS BEING DEAD

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ass

ÜGH
I WAS RAISED ON ROCK

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>WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME?
>YOU MAKE ME HATE MY EXISTENCE
>YOU WILL SOON SURPASS YOUR FUCKING LIFE

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The greatest band of all time

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who?

I know one person at my uni with a Burzum hoodie and at least a couple other people who listen to them.

My uni is basically hipsterland, lol. I think more people here are Deafheaven fans than Metallica fans.

Buttrock

Exactly... Really wish more people would listen to them. One of the few bands with a prefect discography.

t. MA mod

VOWS IN ASHES
I PLEDGE MYSELF TO NO ONE
SEETHED AND SPITEFUL
ALL SHUDDER AT THE CALL OF MY NAME
IF YOU'LL BEAR WITH ME
YOU'LL FEAR OF ME
YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME TO
A FATE WITH YOU

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Do people not like Manilla Road here?

More like Buttrock Road

good Ibsen's lines

>SO SEND YOUR MERCENARIES
>TO THE HIGHLANDS, THROUGH DENSE FORESTS, DOWN WINDING PATHS
>SO SEND YOUR MERCENARIES
>WE WILL GREET THEM WITH STICK AND STONES, WITH KNIFE AND SWORD DRAWN

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I wanted to like these guys because Noctorno Culto made 'em sound cool but meh

great band, but way too much filler to be the greatest band of all time

>buttrock
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What album did you start out with?

You can be sad
Cuz baby imma loner

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This was awhile ago but I either went with their first album or their most acclaimed album.

Can anybody help me find an album I saw awhile ago? It was pretty recent and like dark descent style modern death metal. The album cover was like dark and colorful and this spooky ass castle on it. Anybody got any ideas?

prog metal

I recommended trying out Open the Gates, the Deluge and Msytifictaion if you can. Most people don't really get into the band until they listen to those albums.

>soithrone

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my god this is so rare in metal that I'm all devoid of thought

Dark descent as in the label or the dark angel album?
Is it this?
darkdescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/cenotaph-obscure

I'll give Open the Gates a spin and see where it goes

>imagine being this dense faggot
stop it

black metal fashion is en vogue now
good, it should've died out long ago
if you don't like it, invent your own new style instead of generic black/white t-shirts black skinny jeans and leather jackets cosplay

Nah that it aint it was more of like a medieval castle. It seemes like it would be on dark descent but its not

Yo actually think this guy would listen to Darkthrone? Some fuck at the pitchfork office (probably that lady) said he should wear a Darkthrone shirt so they can prove themselves to be "real" metal fans.

it's funny that he's so scared of sexual harassment allegations that he won't even put a hand on her shoulder

What's your favorite Finnish Metal Band?l

beherit

rec me some schizophrenic black metal
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This is better
youtube.com/watch?v=EyyPmtQ5dWI

The photo is so forced like look at the guy's eyes.

My favourite part is when he says AH! THE SATAN.

Amorphis just for the first album

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Nvm found it

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never heard of any of these

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Unironically enjoy 75% of this chart. Most of these are very good.

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Stoner metal? Sorry, i prefer......


Loner metal
:D-§-Z

you should, most of them are good, the chart is just bait to trigger people

>you should, most of them are good, the chart is just bait to trigger people

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*sips*

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good album

Onions mexicano jaja

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based hipsters triggering underaged /metal/ posters.

t. soyy chugging tourist upset the chart summarized his tastes perfectly

I think you're looking for this one.

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>le trve metalhead
end yourself my man

*blocks your path*

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who are you quoting

t. fat basement dwelling neck beard whose never gotten a haircut and never felt the warm embrace of a female

any blissed lass in
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Very specific, user

>t.

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t. nu-male

What about if I've felt the embrace of a cold bitch fuck you Mary

Anyone else here like Metal?
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open relationships don't count user

lol yeah, that user is projecting really hard

>Xibalba
every time

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>t. guy who never touched a vagina

A true intellectual appreciates the nuanced perspectives our fine people of color bring to the scene.

t. nu-male

>t. guy who never touched a vagina

t. guy who just lost his virginity last night

someone needs to update the chart with more shit like Emmure, Weekend Nachos, stoner doom and that caveman album

Reading a lot of negative comments about the Spider-Man costume.

and they're right, the dude looks like a total goofball haha

I miss Dev°n ugh

Kek I was admittedly like that when I lost mine

>touching a vagina

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he stopped replying so I bet I'm right

What metal album conveys the emotions in this picture?

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see

discuss

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ugh i just wanna see Angel one last time before my bleep gf kills me underneath the full moon (ascending my soul to the next plane of existence)

Fml boys why does this always happen to me

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>imagine being so insecure about your taste that you need to act like this in a chinese cartoon website
pathetic my man, end yourself 4real

Feeling it too, babe

steel panther

>having sex with women
Violet Cold, Astronoid, Harakiri for the Sky, the list goes on

Does /metal/ consider metalcore and deathcore to be metal?

sometimes. most metalcore/deathcore is derived from modern hardcore

metal-influenced

I only see shit albums there

hell yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=Hth_i5-K7Qc

>Catalog
based

Some, but not all.

rank vocals

Anthrax > Mettalica > Megadeth = Slayer

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weird I actually came to this thread hoping for some Manilla Road thank you, user this one is for you
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The Deluge is actually my favorite album... any other great bands in this mold I should be listening too??

chicks reacting to Brojob
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZBram0h3hVo&t=13m34s
>13m35s

Listen to us power metal

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Slayer > Metallica > Anthrax > Megadeth
You have to be delusional to think Dave was as good as Tom in the 80s.

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finna just hit up the woke songwriter lass who enjoys grime n just happens 2 be visiting SCZ rn heh

peace out Yea Forums n angel n Devin imma have sex. Will give you guys the update l8r ;p

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Yeah tell us how he is

Give me some albums with öögh riffs.

youtube.com/watch?v=NNdeR89B5bM

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best Manowar albums

EEEEUUUGH
youtube.com/watch?v=e6HgaNJyFpc

What kind of metal do sad little ghosts listen to?

Is this album any good?

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Nightwish, Epica, field recordings of fat girls munching on potato chips

melodic shit gets really boring fast for me

very good, their best probably

>"10 out of 10."

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oof i thought i was in /gg/. oops.

>oof
you don't belong here

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it's a common phrase.

FACE THE HEADS OF THE DRAGON
IN THE DEPTH OF THE ABYSS,
IN DEATH REBORN,
THE DESERT IS INFINITE!
TEARLESS I AM!

youtube.com/watch?v=QkyZnd11ScA

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Why is he shaped like that?

try leaving your basement

You ARE on the Left Hand Path, right, /metal/?

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my apartment doesn't have a basement.

used to but I run out of goats

then try leaving it some time, because nobody says oof except for cringey internet hipsters

i too save images of guys' butts

Some PostBlack from Denmark while I drink some coffee and study my college notes. Comfy.

youtu.be/F6SInsVbwTI

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no, my grandpa says it a lot, and he doesn't have an internet connection.

Based drastusposter

Based nakedfrenchmenposter

R u a dallas nigger?

youtube.com/watch?v=oQ4Ydi-AJbg
Thank me later

The fuck that even means? Being gay?

>Relistens to Shining's "Within Deep Dark Chambers" again

FUCK THIS IS BOOOOOOORING.

>FUCK THIS IS BOOOOOOORING.

Just the natural reaction that any normal human being should have after listening to any type of genre of music that starts with the name “depressive” and end with “black metal”

>SOOSOSOSOOSOSOOOIIIII

Just kidding. Pretty comfy situation my guy.
However, I'll have to call you soi for real if you aren't studying STEM, Economics, Medicine, or Law user.

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I remember being hyped as fuck when I first found Shining, and generally like the later albums when the vocals get REAL wild with it. The first album is just so...bare bones Ambient Black Metal that it borders on putting me to sleep.

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Reminder

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SAAAAAACRIFICING LIVES WITH AAAAAPATHYYYY
TORTURING THEIR CAPTIVES RUTHLESSLEEEEEEYYYYYY

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soulside journey

i stand by Esoteric Warfare
(and all of Mayhem's other releases)

make thread with that pic

this

what's your favourite /metal/ fashion trend?

cringe

skinny jeans

youtube.com/watch?v=4giWhpgmcg8

Only really heard the live version of Jane Doe on one of their albums. Good stuff like.

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pig destroyer stinks, he's right it's clean posercore grind

>pic of actual grindcore/goregrind

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>Exhorder
excuse me what'?

>manilla vanilla
wew

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Pig Destroyer is grindcore for faggots with vintage bicycle tattoos

If you mean in Raised On Rock, that's Fenriz

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>pic of actual grindcore/goregrind
>posts death metal
?

S.oythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding so.yboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum

S.oyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819

A Blaze in the S.oythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"

Under a S.oyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!

S.oysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)

Panzers.oy: the "we're out of ideas" album

All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.

Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today, just with an increasing number of "80s" "doom" "old" buzzwords in each new press release.

Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck s.oythrone.

im not reading this but its probably based

was it autism?

>blastbeats
>goregrind blurts
>rapid fast riffs
can't hear the difference?

It's not fine art you're talking about it's a crappy eurotrash metal band

Tyson never drew a ding dong diddly dime

That edgy font went out of fashion in the early 90s, it is tacky and unfitting for any newer record. "Self destructive elite", heh. It's just overly cheesy. And what's that cover supposed to be, blood?

>That edgy font went out of fashion in the early 90s
Who cares? Do you only listen to whatever is trendy at the moment too?

What, you mean classic gothic font? That shit's been a staple since the 80s or earlier, it's timeless in metal.
album probably sucks though.

An uppercase "edgier" version of Old English Text MT font.

Do you only listen to what's not trendy so as to feel better? I'm saying that it went out of fashion because it got stale and dull.

It's just gothic type you fucking faggot. Would you prefer everything is written with Arial?

black metal jumped the shark as soon as it went from "STORMING THROUGH REDCLOUDs AND HOLOCAUSTWINDS" to "kill yourself 4 satan lmao"

comic sans or false

>kill yourself 4 satan lmao
?

unironically agree with half of this

I suppose I'll never be able to join the ranks of this self-destructive elite, eh? It is more interesting for a band to have a well thought out logo such as Darkthrone or Oranssi Pazuzu, off the top of my head, rather than some printed typed text in a word document.

Yeah, you may call it underground art, minimalism and whatnot, but it's sheer laziness. But who am I, a dumb layman, to contest the ways of the self-destructive elite?

Helmet - In the Meantime
Prong - Prove You Wrong

post some modern dm that doesnt suck

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>bro just pay someone to make a professional logo for you

you are all psychopaths

im a fucking badass, *moonwalks away like a boss*

thread

this

except you, you are a bunch of babies

Name a more iconic thrash vocal than the Angel of Death opening scream

Haha

Its a lass

ehhh f it tho

if U want u can catch me at noon, er, *ngel

New Green Lung's album.

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