Metal is for Everyone edition
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Metal is for Everyone edition
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stop making early threads cunt
YOU'RE A ONE MAN DEATH MACHINE
MAKE THIS CITY BLEED
NOW I KNOW YOU WON'T REFUSE
BECAUSE (((WE))) GOT SO MUCH TO DO
AND YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
SO TAKE THIS NUMBER AND WELCOME
TO OPERATION MUDSLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Metal its for faggots
OS
ABYSMI
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What does /metal/ think of ICDD?
why animu
because they nippon
>Negro
only that I understood
My kind of user that obviously doesn't give a fuck.
Have some jap riffs
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My band is going to be playing a show coming up soon, but we're on the bill with this shitstain of a group.
WORM IS THE SPICE
SPICE IS THE WORM
Fucking help me, /metal/
How can one person have vocals so fucking sick? Pic related is just on a whole other level as far as thrash goes.
post songs that have cover lik this
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>Google Image search this
>Goole: "uh idk, a soldier?"
wow thanks Google, you fucking idiot
you're stupid
Dude, just read the fucking filename lmao.
I was trying to find out where and when the pic was taken. I fucking know Morbid Saint.
Just google him and the pic will turn out, it's from some concert in 2012.
I did before I even posted that.
My point was Google's algorithm being shit. Leave it to the emasculated metalheads to jump on an opportunity for a meaningless ego boost on Yea Forums. "omg dood he doesnt even recognize Morbid Saint" why even bother? Autism Speaks, and metal is its language tonight on Yea Forums
I was just trying to help and here you are sperging out. Just lol.
Help yourself to a serving of my ass. Never even asked for help, kiddo.
Gentle reminder: 1If you dont mosh at a metal show you are a fucking faggot
Okay, but you didn't have to throw a tantrum like a fucking moron and say shit like "LOLOLOLOLOL I KNOW THE BAND STOP BOOSTING YOUR EGOS" because it just makes you look like an ass.
I WANT YOUS!!!!!!!
You'll accomplish nothing and are just wasting your breath, so might as well do something useful and post good shit instead.
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Znöwhite! And good for you posting the speed metal album.
>throw a tantrum
Chill out man. No one looks like an ass. The antagonism is tacky.
Anyways, the performance itself wasn't even that good. Audio quality didn't help, bad acoustics.
Guys is Ghost Brigade ever getting back together?
no
Speed rules and Znöwhite's underrated, so why not.
Why the fuck not
Meth and creative differences
>No one looks like an ass
>Leave it to the emasculated metalheads to jump on an opportunity for a meaningless ego boost on Yea Forums. "omg dood he doesnt even recognize Morbid Saint" why even bother? Autism Speaks, and metal is its language tonight on Yea Forums
Yeah, no.
People usually post the Act of God album, it's a good one but the early speed stuff is better imo.
I thought you were just being an edgy fag like everyone else but wow you're right this sucks ass
Oh yeah, user? Watch this: POOF! And I have vanished~
Haha, you will never quite know which user I am in the future, you stupid bitch. I bet in two minutes you're gonna be agreeing with me once more. Oh yeah and lick my taint.
gentle reminder: if you mosh a metal show you are a fucking faggot
Unacceptable.
Act of God was my entry point in them and I'm sure I was the only one to post the band, at least in the last couple of months, but All Hail to Thee fucking rips. The vocals are probably my favorite thing about the band and were what drew me in. Was also surprised to discover that they were Americans since I thought they were Japanese.
I am going to suggest to everyone I know to just give them a literal thumbs down as they perform to send them a clear message.
Most of them were afro-american too if i'm not mistaken. They released another speed metal 12" after All Hail To Thee called Kick 'em When They're Down. Not as ripping as the first one though.
desu I've never even heard of the band but I'm still probably right
Yeah, I saw the picture and there were like 3 black dudes in which also surprised me a bit. I'll check that one out.
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Not bad Germany, not bad at all.
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There's also a demo tape from 1984, demo versions of the songs on All Hail To Thee, for completion i guess.
They don't make speed metal like they used to.
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Hey this is pretty good.
>there's also a demo tape
Yeah, found it on soulseek.
>they don't make speed metal like they used to
They certainly don't.
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Eh, it's okay. Too atmoshitiesh for me.
Still popping.
Now that's a classic
AGENTS OF STEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>"omg dood he doesnt even recognize Morbid Saint"
you really are stupid if you thought that was the point. you're post gave the impression you ignored the filename
It's not that atmospheric. When I think of really atmospheric black metal I think of Wolves in the Throne Room, or Alcest maybe. But I like those bands in small doses.
I'm looking for other new-ish EP-length stuff, like pic related. Could I get some recs?
>Tfw listening to Darkthrone literally feels like injecting perfect unholy black metal riffs straight into my brain
Riffs for this feel?
...
Define EP-length and I could drop you a few.
Max 25, maybe 30 minutes if it's really good.
I got a "kvlt" stick and poke tattoo and I love it
upvote me
>you're post
Dead deserved a better death.
on my white ass thigh
I'm not exactly sure of the length on all of these but IIRC none of them go over 30 minutes.
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+1
Thanks for the you's
>:(
Sitting here with my kvlt tat basking in you's listening to Faith No More.
fuck u i love Be Aggressive, u faggy tat haver
Im just so kvlt ;)
Angel
Anyone got the numale/onions/cuck metal chart?
you mean for previous OP pic, right
what does her shirt say
What album is top left?
Taake
Yes
Need gobby
Is this metal or bleep and what is bleep
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lmfao those vocals sound sound fucking ass
Nightrage? The Venomous
meh was at least expecting some frenchcore, speedcore or gabber and not this softcore garbage
they were kind of a meme here in 2016 for a few months, the only notable thing about them is that their vocalist is one of the best metal vocalists out there
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darkthrone riffs i guess
Skrillex used to be in a Metal band
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>skrillex
>more softcore
come on tripfag, you can do better
This is heavier/harder than any traditional metal. And this is coming from a huge metalhead
...
you really decided to post this here
sick
stop embarrassing yourself, at least post something that riffs and something that is actually heavy.
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Long clip DeAndre Jordan
I come at night
Put the nine to em
With the
>something that riffs and something that is actually heavy
hmmm......
YOU CAN BE MAD
CUZ BABY IMMA LONER
YEAAA
can someone recommend me fast relentless black metal like varg's jesus' tod?
I don't really know her
But she really love me
Try Deafheaven
S u n
B a t
H e r
Thank you
>her
You've got a lot to learn, kid.
Nice trips
goth girls are Real though. Trust me
>>total poser who changed her aesthetic when she split up with her ex, now shes a skinhead. Presumably because of another boy, instead of any sincerity.
holy jesus christ
How dare you go against the word of Satan?
Need goth gf
bc need goth gf
Are goths even a thing today?
>Presumably because of another boy
Sure looks like it if you look at the Instagram page
yes but unfortunately they are often white supremacists as well #bonerkill
Angel copied her look smfh lol
How do you know?
Black metal where the bass does something at least mildly interesting?
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Ride for Revenge doesn't count as black metal for this discussion.
Where can I watch Lords of Chaos?
Bc i talk to them
And they tell you they are white supremacist?
U can tell
How? Some people see nazi ghost everywhere. I think it has something to do with them being very narrow minded, and everything outside their comfort zone equals nazis or commies.
Ain't this bitch a racist skinhead now because she started dating a racist skinhead?
Just like how she was dating a metal dude before
Nah racists are pretty easy to detect. Nice try tho brainlet
Next time you have diarrhea, get up and stare into the toilet bowl for a bit before flushing
That's your answer
What is some good melodeath, like Heartwork or late Bolt Thrower, that has strong death metal roots? Not like In Flames post The Jester Race.
How can you tell a racist from a non PC person?
Patrician's Darkthrone record coming through.
>how do you read a person
Do you have literal autism
No, but things are not always what they seem to be you know. But how can you read on somebody, that they dislike a certain group of people? Unless it's obvious because they are saying degrading things. You can't tell by looking or talking to random people if they are racist or not. You could ask them, sure but how can you know if they are honest or not?
>Unless it's obvious because they are saying degrading things
Yes
Now please stop posting you're insufferably stupid
They could be joking or saying it to piss off people like you.
single foot blast beat >>>
>86606495
So fucking stupid lmfao
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Woiiiiiiiiii
Yeah, shes a total poser who adopts her boyfriends aesthetic.
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Wow i'm so insulted. I rather be stupid than a pc faggot who thinks too highly of himself.
damn thats weak
>I rather be stoopid durrrr
Alright then..
how to detect poser garbage
??? thats based
>Bc i talk to them
No you don't. Because most modern/young goths are tumblr tards just dig the aesthetic and have no deeper connection the subculture. And instead cling to standard tumblr virtues. You'd know this if you actually talked to them.
t. fell for the propaganda
half the shit described like this sounds derivative and unoriginal
chances are the members are from portland or some other hipster haven
dork
Must be lonely up there on your high horse surrounded by white supremacist.
thanks you too
Post memes that you fell for
Of course, anything else is doing it wrong.
>to mega therion
>meme
man this place sucks
>
She was already a racist back then, sorry
I meant "into paganism".
so not a big stretch
your shitpost sucks
Nah i just choose to associate with less problematic persons ^_^
I don't "fall" for anything because I'm not picky and can enjoy anything with electric guitars and drums. However pic related is kinda lame compared to the other Mayhem albums but a lot of people think it's the best.
Also if you don't like To Mega Therion you don't like metal.
Yeah i can understand that, your safe place is very important after all.
>if a particular album doesnt appeal to you, you dont like the genre
to mega therion always sounded weak compared to morbid tales t b h
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It's rly just about respecting others
Stop responding to him, its an obvious troll. As pointed out here his claim that "most goth girls are white supremacists, I know because i talk to them" is not based in reality. But he has no interest in arguing it is, because he's only interested in low effort baiting.
But you are not respecting those you don't agree with? A bit hypocritical.
Speaking of classics, can't not mention this one.
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Hellhammer/Celtic Frost
Shit meant to post that tune in bleep. Sorry boys haha
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Angel give gobby pls TIA ^_^
She listens to forest rock and pretty much all the meme atmoshit bands, said so herself.
>kinda lame
Care to elaborate?
I know, i'm just bored.
Liege Lord is the good stuff, but that goofy cartoon cover hah.
I just don't think it's as good as Grand Declaration or Ordo Ad Chao or even Esoteric Warfare. Just a bit too samey and there aren't any tracks in particular that stand out to me, and the sound of the album itself is very much just sterile modern metal.
No, she's an """"old skool"""" skinhead, which basically means she's a racist skinhead but without the racism.
They were even cheesier on their first two albums.
>a bit too samey
What makes you say that?
>and there aren't any tracks in particular that stand out to me
My Death, Slaughter of Dreams and the title track do nothing for you?
>and the sound of the album itself is very much just sterile modern metal
Nothing about Chimera is sterile, not to mention that nothing sounds like it from the time it was released in and the same can be said for today as well, so gotta disagree there.
Are you retarded
>I'm not picky and can enjoy anything with electric guitars and drums.
how you like this then?
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To each his own. I'll have to relisten to it one of these days but in my memory it's the one that stands out the least.
Nothing wrong with cheese, only if you pretend it's not cheese.
Sounds like King Crimson but played by people who don't know what they're doing.
Definitely revisit it at some point in the future since it's a fantastic album and my favorite one. I gotta do the same with Ordo Ad Chao since I haven't listened to it in a year, but I also revisited Esoteric a month ago and loved it a lot more than my first time around. Really interested in what they're going to do next.
Of course, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
This is Gorgoroth for people that think they're above it. What a fucking joke.
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I think Esoteric Warfare's biggest flaw is that Teloch hasn't found his own style yet but they've been touring for 5 years since so who knows what they'll sound like on the next record. Following up Blasphemer is no easy task.
Watain makes good music though, don't take them too seriously.
>Following up Blasphemer is no easy task.
For sure.
>Watain makes good music though
Could never get into them and always thought they were lame.
The bass on this track just fucking slaps.
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BLACKENED TOMB TWISTS THE KEY
HELLISH PIT AWAITING ME
Cute
This but alpha chart?
>Cute
SSHHUT UPP
they do be knowing what they be doing tho
Sorry, I don't speak ebonics
Giving this album a new chance now. I would certainly wish for a less muddy, more sharp sound like on UaFM. The riffs aren't their best either, though it's a solid album nonetheless.
its crazy bro, i vaguely know a lass who looks just like the girl in the piccy. So CUTE ffs
Cult of the Black Fire
House of the Rising Sun Hardstyle Remix
Who else think that "disso" should an official descriptor? Having a majority of dissonant chords aren't enough to qualify as "avant-garde" in my opinion.
I'm pretty sure most people would agree that disso =/= avant-garde. Anyone else probably misunderstands the meaning of avant-garde.
>Life is falling apart and I'm being crushed by hopelessness
metal for this feel?
Blut aus nord
what's happening my dude? is it ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
>It's just one of those days
>You don't wanna wake up
Damn...
fuck it dude have fun while it lasts
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MY GUN WILL BE
YOUR ANGEL OF MERCY
Angel
Which genres would apply to Mayhem's "Grand Declaration of War"?
probably black metal
Industrial black
Thanks.
What you blasting today kings
True Satanic Black Metal Black Metal, real music not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misanthropists
unironically based
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you are not dead
you never
exisssted
i call The Real Thing a prog metal album i hope that's alright with everyone
go ahead
Make more black metallers listen to NIN so we can get masterpiece songs like A Bloodsword And A Colder Sun Pt 2
Sadistik Exekution's Fukk I on repeat
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Znöwhite, Morbid Saint and Morbid Angel, gonna finish the day of with Swans' Young God EP.
>not typing it out in caps lock
come on bro
Will it ever be topped?
YOU ARE NOT DEAD
YOU NEVER
EXISSSTED
heavy shit
Now that's better.
The Moaning - Blood from Stone
Revolting - Visages of the Unseen
Ablaze My Sorrow - If Emotions Still Burn
Eucharist - A Velvet Creation
Hateform - Dominance
Gates of Ishtar - A Bloodred Pat
UNPOPULAR OPINION THREAD:
The live version of almost all death metal albums sound 100x better, they have much more ferocity
my motorhead shirt came in the mail today so you best believe im blasting pick related. R.I.P. boys
The dead stuff was maybe the only part of the movie actually done well. Euronymous was a huge prick to him though and they totally overlook that
I regret not being able to find good quality live recordings of many of my favourite bands
I'm really pissed Nile never had a live dvd
BATHORY S/T
it's BATHory time, go take abBATH
i use solar movies
its very mediocre and it gets varg totally wrong
I diagnose yas with the double gay
What's good neeeeegers?
based 80's james
What did you guys think about The Arrow of Satan Is Drawn?
If I buy Nevermore CDs will the money go to Jeff Loomis
Still the worst bait ive ever seen
the only consistency this chart has is that most of these are entry level
This is like shitty gatekeeping 101 lol
Thanks for reminding me that came out, never got around to listening to it. atm it's got an hm2 so I'm pretty happy
any of you seen mortiis live? hes coming to my city in a few weeks and i'm wondering whether it's worth it to buy a ticket or not. i know he's not really metal but he's close enough.
The live version is so fucking tight
I'm still not over how Relapse turned Primitive Man into an entry level band
Literally haven't listened to Caustic because of it
How the fuck the guitarist from Seven Churches ended up making Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
what the fuck how did I not know this
both ler and les were in thrash bands. crazy how life goes
what about this?
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Thanks bruh
Lolwut, because they gave them more attention?
I mean theres plenty of bands on that list who had some classic records but put out one or two on tha list that got a lot of mainstream attention
you sound really annoying
Everything described like this is tepid plodcore like Necrot or Hooded Penis
COMBUSTIOOOOON
INFERNOOOO
COMBUSTIOOON
This is a clean 50/50 split of cringe and based
Isnt that all black metal in a nutshell?
best growls coming thru
Anyone listened to their new album?
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Mera mangel åt folket
>Sodom is sooooo good Morty! MASTURBATE TO KILL MYSELF so funny reddit!!
leave the hall
Post tracks with solos on the low end of the scale.
now post your cringe band
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deathrash
Listen to country
you are all faggots guys
thank you
good luck at least you get gigs
also post band or at least give a blender pitch of what it sounds like
Long sleeve T-shirts are metal
how did you know that
Stop being a hipster faggot. Stop being a mindless drone to music critics. Stop being a thrash-fag metal purist. Stop being a bitch.
Just accept that The Black Album is the best Metallica album. Not a dud on it, with the band's best riffs, heaviest guitar tones, tightest song-writing, and perfect balance of variety with keeping you headbanging all the way through. Just accept it, /meal/: Your step-dad was right all along.
oh you naughty boi
Bolt Thrower is not melodeath
also try Incorrigible Bigotry by Arghoslent
selltalica suck lol
Metallica's entire career is normie fodder
is this the only good 90s groove metal album by a thrash band
real hot take: St Anger is amazing because it sounds horrible and the lyrics are horrible and the mix is horrible and the snare is horrible and the band was in turmoil and in rehab and in therapy and in midliiife crisissss. Leading to a borderline experimental sonic assault that was used to torture terrorists in guantanamo
9/10 album
I dug Overkill's 90's output
CHAOS A.D.
TANKS ON THE STREETS
CONFRONTING POLICE
BLEEDING THE
>plebs
based
>how did a musician change genres
seems pretty obvious to someone whos not retarded
>"tight songwriting"
>all those ballads
mega kek
based
DO YOU WANT MY LOVING
DO YOU WANT IT AAAAAAALL
absolutely BASED fucking album
if anyone knows more like this pls rec
It's not like he just switched from playing a blues scale to a jazz scale. Guy helps invent death metal and then within a few years helps invent.. whatever the fuck primus is
That's another level
What upcoming shows are you posers attending?
I once reverse image searched a screenshot from Sienfield & it recomended me Hell.
Cosmic Church is a band that is much better on their non-album releases. I liked Vigilla better than their albums, but I much prefer the material from their demos and splits, Arcana Dei and Syysauringon Vihkimys being my favorites.
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why is metallica so boring?
They signed a contract because of greed. Got pwned for it.
Radio rock follows.
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Some others that bands that I enjoy the bass on:
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I actually think that most of the Norwegian classics have pretty good, audible bass playing, which is kind of funny considering that most people seem to think "no bass" when they think of Norwegian black metal.
>yeah dude, Prong is totally my favourite band!
what kind of person do you imagine?
monolord in june if they don't flake out
a faggot
thread is fuckin dying let's talk about Darkthrone
new tool album when
ABYSS WITHIN MY
S O U L
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Holy Shit
>great southern trendkill
literally the anti-onions
coolest dude ever
depends on what prong. industrial? absolute gay man. early crossover prong? hell yeah my dude up top
This was SO FUCKING GOOD
Sounds like you need some BAPHOMET BASS WORK
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tak about being a tourist, holy shit those people on that instagram are fucking lame
Why did you faggots lie and say Motley Crue sucked? Their first two albums are actually really good.
I prefer:
Vi dode ikke...
vi har aldri levd
user, what the fuck does plodcore mean?