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ZOMBIE
I do that rather well... Don't you think?
I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I love Melodeath
*chair clattering*
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deathrash
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Post evil music you faggots
instathots don't actually listen to music
I love jacking off like a cuck incel faggot
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTIN
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Anyone else get a mouth like this after jacking off?
>looking through local record auctions
>legit thought pic was some underground black metal shit at first because of the font
Do any black bands even use nyckelharpa?
>implying they dont listen to black and white-core all day every day
>metal fem edition
Post female fronted metal that doesn't suck.
based sludge/doom blasters
Listening to stuff just because it looks pretty is what a girl would do, makes sense.
daily reminder everytime you ask for the sauce of a "dark" instathot, the answer will always be "pic is old, shes fat now".
thoughts on this unknown black metal band?
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>my guitar is a machine gun, your argument is invalid
Can't think of any BM bands but Ensiferum & Otyg do
It's kek when soibois say they can't listen to pure thrash unless it's blacked or has death in it. Gayest statement on this board.
Anyone who doesn't like Sodom is a certified homo.
RITUAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
kek
pleb taste
DAY OF TOMORROW WE'LL GO THROUGH
MAKE YOUR TESTAMENT
NUCLEAR WINTER
Shame, it's a real cool sounding instrument.
really enjoyable
Yeah I'm from Dalarna so möh culture
Sörlänningar
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Is this Yea Forums approved?
nice bait homo
i guess that's a no
Haha, tips på spelmän från Dalarna?
what is your fucking problem with that nigger
its ok
fuck niggers
Finns inte direkt några kändisar, bara att åka på spelmansträffar och dylikt när det finns.
Har inte varit på en sådan på jag vet inte hur många år. Brukade följa med mina morföräldrar när mormor var och spelade när jag var yngre.
Goda minnen.
best doom from this year ive heard
Anyone else heard this record? Really digging Ad patres
The band and bandcamp aesthetics are manly, outdoorsy, and patriotic. That's cool, but the music I don't really care about. Sounds like black metal gone rock.
Not metal, but fuck me if it isn't /honorary/. Made by Justin Broadrick as well
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Hur kommer det sig att det alltid finns en 1/5 chans att man träffar svennar som snackar svenska i dessa trådar?
Because we're common here, apparently. Been happening really often recently
looks disgusting, probably sounds terrible as well
>probably
>he hasn't listened to the entire chart already
false >>/out/
What is /metal/ eating? I'm eating this with a guinness.
what did you guys think about this?
I found it solid for an Overkill album, but it lacked in matter of riffing for my taste, 7/10
Varför inte?
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only like hair metal Tbh wy sempaitachi
I'm really bored, tell me an album that will blow my mind please, only listened to very entry level metal before
there's this new fucker in my university who keeps scribbling shit like '666 hail satan' or 'trve kvlt burzum' or any combination of these and other just as autistic memes all over the walls and desks... i have not seen him but i imagine he looks like shit.
if you are reading this, stop doing that you retarded piece of shit. nobody likes you
give me edits of this
Mind blown how?
really impress me and show me a whole new world I guess
show your ass
This if you can handle the crazy stuff.
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>eating literally solidified mercury
take better care of yourself user
wtf nigger i love those things. If your store has the smoked trout then id recommend those as well
>not eating heavy metal
enjoy your long life span bro
you are all very happy faggots
Fuck it was good, and so is canned nacho cheese
That's what metal and bants does to you
Inte att det är nått fel med det. Jag tycker det är görgött.
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eating some good spaghetti
What's the best cheesy metal you know?
Snart kommer "Prata engelska eller dö" brigaden att skälla ut oss efter noter.
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type o negative
Bara bomba dem med högkvalitativt mangel när det händer mannen
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Seeing them in two days!
I don't get why people jack off, it's a snake eating its tail. It can continue for infinity, and you will still never be satisfied to stop unless you make yourself stop. The brains chemistry is so fragile, jacking off and porn altars it in negative ways. Living things rely on patterns.
>mangel
>The shitlickers
Now you're speaking my language, snownigger
Jo det förstås, det funkar väl alltid.
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Nu ska jag dock svepa mitt glas med påskmust och sedan he mig ut med hundstackarn så han får pissa, sen äre läggdags. Hade gött och god natt.
Would've taken your post to heart had you posted riffs instead of fruity meloshit, user
Quads and wholesome Swede
Godnatt min vän
I'm blasting this album right now doe. Taking a break from bathory viking albums, then going to go back to them after.
And yes I know this album sounds like mommy rock
>The brains chemistry is so fragile, jacking off and porn altars it in negative ways.
THE FAMILY OF DOG
LUST UPON MY ALTAR
That shouldn't stop you from linking some quality riffs.
This
eating some bread with lots of fiber so I can poop and drinking some green tea so I can sleep
If your fav Cryptopsy album is NSV you're a tourist in denial
What is the problem with Altars of Madness ?
>>metal fem edition
>Post female fronted metal that doesn't suck.
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>observerat
Godnatt på dig. Är svintrött själv så det lär vara sängen om en stund för mig och.
>baited
Fuckin' Acid
gross, try again
okay then eat oatmeal and drink water for all your life
We all just exist to die and suffer, fuck this is all retarded. Atleast metal is real about it.
eating a bad diet isnt as negative quickly as jacking off to porn.
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INFERNAL HAILZ 666 THRASH TIME
Non-Latin band logos can be pretty cool.
I wish I was alive when girls like this went to metal shows, sluts with big hair
I'd like to know the exact year metal became "let's just copy the gothic kids"
tfw that looks like my parents at that age, that generation was sexy as fuck compared to now.
>Non-Latin band logos can be pretty cool.
Allahu akbar?
SubRosa
weird arty doom. pretty good.
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>I'd like to know the exact year metal became "let's just copy the gothic kids"
Some time in the 90's, where all foul things emerged.
Also Myrkur is legitimately good. Who doesn't want to listen to black metal enya?
I say post 9/11 is when "all foul things emerged"
Islamists have some pretty kvlt flags
>tfw u cum and part of a shart comes out at the same time
metal for this feel?
>Also Myrkur is legitimately good. Who doesn't want to listen to black metal enya?
Myrkur is not bad but a little try Hard for my taste listen to this objectively better in anyway
Haha, wow, you made a shit joke and someone posted black metal. Real original joke. Truly epic!
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>Egyptian viking metal
The cousin of my gf showed these guys the other day, pretty dope
WE
just thinking about glam...
I want to break her jaw with my fist.
who is this qt?
Lotta Vince on that wall
metal Slint
first album is miles better
slut bag
someone's mom no doubt.
WUZ
slut ass whore
How new is this user
slut pig fart mommy
>Oh user.....Please fuck me silly to me to Quiet Riot and Warrant..
YOU KNOW ME
slam is fun
fun fun fun
if you got good slam
please give me some
why do death metal bands do better sludge than sludge bands?
FUCK - starts punching my own head-
based. have some jap slam
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please explain
probably falconer or GloryHammer
WALK AMONGST THE NIGHT IF YOU DARE
I HAVE NO NAME
I'M YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE
There has to be some obscure equation or mystical star alignment to explain how good this album is, enlighten me anons
She looks a lot like my mom when she was young and I loved that band at 16, probably influenced by the oedipian side.
tell your mom I wanna fuck her
Not everything is centred around your country, especially when it comes to metal.
Also tell her I wanna watch.
trips confirm it.
it's also rutan's best work of his career.
yea I was thinking that, but you have to admit metal hasnt recovered after the 2000s, and yea I know there is other reasons like the death of MTV and rise of napster/pirating. So much melodic, unoriginal complete copy older bands, grove orientated stuff that happend.
post yummy mommy now and before faggot, /metal/ bets you wont do it.
yea do it pussy
gothics havent been remotely relevant since the 90s, what the fuck are you on about? Scene kids? They havent existed since 2010-2012
i think they all stopped going to shows and just live on instagram now, or became art hoes, or got fat, or all of the above
If you mean not bringing anything new to the table, then yes. But otherwise, to me, many old bands still release good enough albums, however the genre is improving quite rarely, and even then, in a lacklustre way, besides a few unique bands such as Oranssi Pazuzu or Lantlos.
Of course I won't do it, on 4channel.
true
Art hoes are a different subculture, goths still exist and most of them are indeed overweight and rub their subculture in your face.
Is there a Finnish metal chart?
why not nothing is going to happen you dumb bitch?
I'm aware of it, but still something keeps me from doing it and many of us as well. You wouldn't post your mother. It's a psychological thing.
sisters of mercy is garbage
>goths still exist
all 3 of them
my point was that some of the formerly scene/"goth" chicks transitioned to art hoes. They had to become something
found some new death metal with a chick singer
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I'M AN INVINCIBLE FORCE OF EVIL
MY ETERNAL HATRED IS DESTRUCTIVE
do you jack off to nude pictures of that pic you posted
yeah
N-Neige..is that you ?
No
ive heard sludge/doom/stoner metal a few times before and loved it, what are some essential bands for jumping into the rest?
I want to punch the shit out of her
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the song that ended racism...
nice meme friend, can you tell me why you are underage
niggies get down with metal
i just wanted to post a funny :(
I swear the third guy silhouette looks like Stephen King, intentional?
Doesn't even look anything like Neige
Okay Yea Forums, this shit its hard. Stop your indie hipster shit for a second and help me. I need to find a song that i heard back in 2000 when i was 10 years old. I don't remember anything about it, except this: It was a power metal band, think in Helloween or Eduy maybe.
The chorus repeat and reaching the end its says "free for ever" acapella, returning the blasting power metal instruments after that. I though it was a song from "Powerplant" from Gamma ray, but it wasnt.
Yeah definitely.
Public Enemy is honorary /meal/ and this song is a banger, it's a shame nobody ever did hip hop metal fusion this well again.
>nice meme friend
>calling someone else underage
real funny meme xD
where the flying fuck are you finding underage people who even know about Public Enemy, let alone listen to them
t. nu-male
Is there anything funnier than non-nordic "viking metal" bands?
slavic nsbm
>can't grow long hair cos of advanced balding
>still a meathead tho, gotta look br00tal
>gonna grow a scythe-beard
>Dissoyction
>Soiffocation
He could easily grow some hair, he's got the same hairline as Necrobutcher.
t. same guy calling voivod soivod
EVERYTHING IS SOI LOL! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT LIKE A FUCKING QUEER.
>all shitposts I don't like are the same person
Nargaroth is great pre necking music.
>Sacrifice
>Dark Angel
fucking BASED THRASH
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Shut your monkey ass up, you sound like a total fucking nigger. Go defend public enemy or some shit.
poseurcore
don't need to have a full head to start growing it out. you just need not to give a fuck and just do it.
cronos looked 40 by the time he was in his early 20s, but he still rocks the long hair.
someone should post that bald reddit look vs. the office guy lawrence just go with it image.
Now you think i'm the rapfag nu-male. You really are deranged aren't you? Cry more, pussy
So guys, do you lay down your soul to gods and rock and roll?
fuck you gonna do about it, FUCKING BITCH?
HAIL CAESAR
HAIL CAESAR
we render unto you what is still yours
i want to fuck her ass and wrap her undies around my mouth -drool-
You want to hump my vagina user?
what song is he playing in this video?
What's your favorite Ulver album?
Turbonegro - Do You Do You Dig Destruction
The one where you die
>Turbonegro - Do You Do You Dig Destruction
Appreciate it man!
>tfw too short to rock long hair
nice blog post kid
Angel
I can’t unhear Sy Keeler as anything other than Jar Jar Binks after that one poster said he sounded like him
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how would you improve?
im not your kid, guy
real shit?
Whats that black and white album that has a sketched picture of a nakey lady having something pulled out of her womb with cords and there are kkk looking guys behind her.
dragged into soilent - hatred for peoplekind
Thanks user. Heres some fatty titties from a "metal" chick
Weed eater
Sleep
Eyehategod
Electric wizard
Dopethrone
Dopelord
Buzzoven
easy on the soyy there brother
Stoner doom sludge is all based onions, brother. Not sure how you guys post folk metal, but always call sludge soi.
folk metal is nu-male repellent because the cheesiness and mythic imagery and lyrical themes are "Cringe" to soyy consumers. loser junkies singing about depression and doing drugs over slowed down buttock is something they can get behind
post the lowest guttural you know
My point is that heavy metal used to have a distinct and separate look and audience, just look at OP's picture of a "metal chick" compared to the one from the 80's I posted.
The "metal look" now is just the goth look, it's lame.
I need some good crust / blackened crust recs pretty pls
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Vocals start around 2:40, might be an earlier section idk
ICP
thats actually pretty hard
maybe repudilation?
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big yikes
based
also the disregard for musical convention by throwing screechy folk instruments and bouncy extreme metal riffs together is conducive to drunken moshing and madness rather than pretentious hipsterdom
>tfw that looks like my parents at that age,
>looks like my parents
>that generation was sexy as fuck compared to now.
holy fuck that's low
meant
You're dumb as fuck. Herring and sardines have some of the lowest Mercury content amongst most of the commercial fishing industry catches. They're very low on the feeding hierarchy.
funeral chic
Yeah it's fucking ridiculous, might be the actual lowest I've ever heard. Gives octavists a run for their money.
i was gonna say they do have a look: fat, but that is not a distinct and separate look. Especially in America
we need to make metal grills great again
Have sex
Is that your mom???????
p.rojector
Mortician has some pretty low gutterals
I just realised Morbid Angel are racist fucks
how come
I decided to put the album on youtube after that post
have you read the lyrics to dawn of the angry and dominate?
I have sex with girls. I just think the whole "metal aesthetic = goth aesthetic" thing that has taken over is lame.
What?
David Vincent wrote the lyrics to the album though so it's probably just him
Also Trey hated the album and working with him at that point so I guess he doesn't believe in it
Neither of those songs can be automatically assumed to be racist, unless a member said it was and I never heard that
It's typical metal lyrics about killing enemies, it could just as easily be about metal domination of other genres of music or any number of things conceptually, no mention of race is mentioned
>Trey hated the album
it sounds different from the classic MA sound doesn't it? There is no "rewinding the tape" effect and it's somewhat slower.
>Neither of those songs can be automatically assumed to be racist, unless a member said it was
not the case
people can lie or hide the truth, especially about their feelings and thoughts and own actions.
Dude, Manowar have written more vaguely than that and have been accused of leaning.
So? That just makes those people even more wrong. Stop pearl-clutching over imaginary "racism."
Manowar is also a concept band who role play as barbarians....
In any case, you're being over sensitive. You can't take any "us vs them" message in a metal song to automatically be racist
And yet the first have of your statement describes symphonic and power metal, so it's merely a matter of popularity. "We were the real fans all along."
>So? That just makes those people even more wrong.
are you retarded or 12?
>Manowar is also a concept band who role play as barbarians....
..and for that they have been suspected.
Compare their lyrics to MA's.
>Manowar roleplays as barbarians therefore they are racist.
you are missing the point entirely, you fucking stupid bastard
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Let's test everyone's IQ ITT and see if they can guess if this song is racist or not
What else out there sounds like this album?
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what is the point, basedboy? you have zero reason to say either of these bands have racist lyrics.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was COMPARING you megaspaz. And I was suggesting that you should too.
Saw them live a few weeks ago, new album getting released this fall
fucking awesome news!
dat intro
based
Yeah some shit about government secrets in the Giza pyramids. Sounded ok tho
decent album, but man, modern trad has to be one of the most creatively bankrupt subgenres going these days
Any necrot fans in here?
No
NAILS
What genre is this? Why do I like it so much? Do you know any other bands like this?
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yeah they're sick i live 2 hours away from them and have seen them live twice the pit always goes nuts for them
Sauce?
random thot #9999
you can find infinitely prettier grills on the Polish instagram, fotka. fotka.com
Blessed Are The Sick was dedicated to Hitler in the liner notes by David Vincent. Also on Covenant, in the song World of Shit (The Promised Land) he uses the word "untermensch", which is nazi terminology. This lyric was removed from the lyric booklet but can still be heard in the song "Human shit, untermensch, waste be gone from my earth!"
Somebody posted her on /fit/ a few months back but she was an actual random girl and privated her account.
I like Belakor, but I have a hard time not thinking them generic. Nothing of theirs really stands out to me. Except there are some cool rifts in Abeyance.
Placed in the wilderness, naked and cold
The night draws the warmth from my flesh
Howls in the distance
The wolves they catch my scent
They yearn for my blood warm and fresh
BUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
why is anthrax so good
CANNOT RUN, I CANNOT HIDE
I'M MOMENTS OLD, YET TERRIFIED
SNARLING BREATH UPON MY FACE
WHO HAS DAMNED ME IN THIS PLACE?
inceeeeel
love that song
>inceeeeel
>this entire post
bless this thread
bless this general and the posters who sustain it
THE LADY WORE BLACK
ITS THE SIGN OF THE PRISONERS LIVES!!!!!
Aah son of a bitch, how fucking dare u
ITT
THERE IS NO ESCAAAAAAAAPE
ITS THE ENDING OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
YOUR SOUL SLIPPED AWAY
IT BELONGS TO
THE QUEEEEEEEEEN OF THE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
they are more happy than you
faggot, dont delete
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AGAIN YOU CRYYYYYYYYYY
GIVE ME SANCTUARRRRYYYYYYY
UNTIL THE END ILL FIGHT AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
TO BE FREEEEEE
OH NO SANCTUARY!!
you should start making these at 275 posts and then 265 and then 0 so we can just get on with your new ideas
Galhammer
Ayy waa gunna post this, bump it before its gone again
UGH
BLEGH
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Louisiana makes the best sludge
Why would it matter? everybody starts something new at sometime cunt.
Why does this album always disappear from Youtube from time to time?
Does it flagged, cease and desist or what?
goth girls a cute! CUTE!!!
BLACK METAL!
>youtube.com
>06:12
GROOVY
the user probably got a copyright strike
The label is super anal about the album being on the internet and will copyright strike any youtube videos of it
Good to know, not that I really care since I got in on CD, few burned ones of it and it's on my HDD.
braku metaru
drink soi you cunt
COUNTEEEEESS
BATHORYYY
COUNTEEEEESS
BATHORYYY
Do anyone like the new CoB's album?
total poser who changed her aesthetic when she split up with her ex, now shes a skinhead. Presumably because of another boy, instead of any sincerity.
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No she didn't, the fuck are you on about
All style no substance.
first time hearing this (never found it whole on the internet and too much of a poorfag for CD)
how the fuck did these guys not get any bigger? Slipknot and most faggy nu metal bands got a lot from them (obviously) and yet they remain basically unknown, it's not fucking fair