Why the fuck does neo-rockabilly exist? Its literally the Jesse Katsopolis of music subcultures

Why the fuck does neo-rockabilly exist? Its literally the Jesse Katsopolis of music subcultures

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at least you aren't this guy

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But I'm not the other guy either.

this guy rules

this one is my favorite.

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what's wrong with jesse? also, the rockabilly scene is for white landwhales and latinas, that's it

nu rockabilly is fucking gay
we need more actual rockabilly
t. rockabilly

fuck you bitch

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>rockabilly girl with cankles and fat legs
LMAO it's painfully accurate

what do you think about pic related? is he TRVE enough?

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Were crunkcore fags ever actually a thing? I've never seen one in my country of origin, even during the period when they were supposedly active. The whole subculture feels like somebody's fever dream after one too many vodkas.

no it was more or less just the artists themselves. kids who liked ceunkcore were just tyupical mall emos

WALK INTO THE CLUB LOOKIN' KINDA SEXY
(SEXY NOW)

YOU MAKE MY PEEPEE HARD
GIRL, YOU MAKE MY PEEPEE HARD
Truly, words to live by

This. Nobody actually dressed Crunkcore in public, but the artists definitely looked the part for their acts.

here's a single band I know that pulls it off

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Orgasm spasm making her peak, making her cream
Leaving the Scene addicted to what the dick did
Sick kid and it was fucking wicked

Is one of my favorites too.

based crabcore high schoolers please never change

whenever I encounter these people they are either insufferable or cool as fuck. There's never a middle ground.

white supremacists who don't like the nazi aesthetic

This one is me. I even have that shirt. pls r8

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