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Death metal aoty so far
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>dawn of the dead reference lyrics
>2019
the fuck are you talking about
Nu-possessed
Why does Metallica suck so bad bros
Lars is a jew.
Any good modern Groove Metal bands I should check out?
>tourist doesn't know how this site works and isn't aware that people can see he's samefagging
I just don't understand how they have this reputation of being in "the big 4"
Like holy shit is one of those unlike the others.
they ran out of leftover mustaine riffs
Nice try semite.
Perhaps.
But Megadeth also mostly sucks outside of their first two albums and Rust in Peace
Dave really should have let go of ego singing and let someone else take over
it takes one click to toggle the (You)s away
you can do that shit like me, fucking soi
uh oh looks like you're a samefag now
anyone with 4chanx can pretend not to be or be that (you)
fucking soi jew
JESSIE IS A FRIEND, YEAH I KNOW HE"S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
soi jew piece of shit
is jesseposter still with us?
Why does metallica suck?
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I like the first four albums. They're not incredible, but they don't suck either.
It's just a really overrated band.
BUT LATELY SOMETHING"S CHANGED THAT AIN'T HARD TO DEFINE JESSIE'S GOT HIMSELF A GIRL AND I WANT TO MAKE HER MINE
They're just corny and pale in comparison to virtually any other metal band.
A band like Slayer is legit art.
While most of Metallica sounds like corporate FM rock.
I'll never wear a fucking rubber and I never will!!!
Because they're not self conscious about themselves. That's what makes bands like Anthrax and Slayer still relevant.
Thats a good point, even Killing is my business sounds a lot more sincere than Kill Em All. Despite being largely wrote by the same man
what is metal music?
A miserable pile of secrets.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
MANKIND ILL NEED A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU
HAVE AT THEE!
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ca-can I be part of your club guys? i am cool guys
butcher abc hits my g spot
melodeath sucks
DREAM SEA HAS BEEN POISONED!!
STOPLIGHT FLASHED ME RED!!
INNOCENCE DIED IN ITS SLEEP!!
DR. SEUSS IS DEAD!!
nice album:)
THIS is what you guys have been hyping up so much? It's not irredeemable but christ there's some shit tracks on here.
it has some good riffs. peter is somehow better than micky akerfeldt too
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OO BABY
HIP
buttbath is entry level
great album tho
yeah these are for sure my favorite three on the album
>hate on wanky panky metal here
>secretly play in a tech death band
yeah nothing groudbreaking, but they helped me get more into metal. its nice to come back every once in a while
>atmoshit
>proge
>tech death
>doom, drone, sludge at the same time
>glasses, flannel shirts and jeans, unkempt beard, trucker hat
>ironic and unironic memes on album cover or in lyrics
>liner notes thanks Satan
>album title is more than 3 words long
>more than 500 pressings of a cassette release
>cassette release in general
>Portland, Oregon
>lyrics about Cthulhu and just Cthulhu, no mention of other great old ones
>ugly naked girls on album cover
>doesn't think Black Sabbath invented metal, says Deep Purple did
>still photography album covers
>calls albums "LPs," but only listens to mp3s
>"this album is dedicated to David Gold"
>moose or elk on album cover
>band name is in old norse, norwegian, or swedish but band is from midwest U.S.
>"song title, part 2" but there was never a part 1
>band members comment on politics during interview
>is anti-racist, but secretly uncomfortable living in big multicultural city, fantasizes about living innawoods, but does not want to do daily hard work
>wears a band's commemorative tour shirt from a year before they were born
>pastel colors on album cover
>Krishnamurti quotes/samples
>diet consists of craft beer and potato chips
>listens to Queen, but only greatest hits
tell me one person who has unironically called that a good album. it's just memes. you fell for the memes.
>>"song title, part 2" but there was never a part 1
who does this
why cant i like tech death what is so bad about it
a lot of tech-death is considered too wanky. image not related
>letting a bunch of dorks on the internet tell you what you can and can't like
cuck
metal is all about image and corporatism
individualism does not exist, not one bit
GOD HATES US ALL
GOD HATES US ALL
Holy trinity.
What's the best song from each of these bands?
lads i went out for asian food and they put soi in my food can someone rec me some RIFFS to counteract it?
Holy shit Mudvayne might be the best band I've ever heard
>"user, if I catch you listening to downtempo deathcore again we're going to have a big problem."
GO TO AND LEAVE ANOTHER TAB FOR
Still Hitler was a sensitive man hehe
They were one of the first to get a big record deal. That's literally all "the big 4" means.
new possessed is good
hehe he
That room is full of literal children being emo and talking about girl problems.
Fucking embarassing.
techblack is the most evil
Reminder, glam is the most alpha genre
only power speed-glam is true
god fucking damn
pitiful
>melodeath su-
Why is metallica so fucking awesome bros?
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Slipknot kicked out the dildo nose guy today.
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Who will they get to beat a keg with a hammer now?
T b h its a miracle that theyve lasted this long with that many guys anyways.
Guys I'm very hungover atm. What bm album should I listen to?
>this is a 10/10 in norwegian black metal
Is there anything more anti-metal than racism? It’s supposed to be about individuals you morons
I don't even understand what some of the guys in Slipknot actually play anyway, you can't hear it on the albums. Back injuries and bongos?
>metal is supposed to be about anything
And just due to the fact that it offends idiots like you is enough to justify its existence in the genre
Is this how eurotrash bands pick their names?
You can hear the aux percussion if you listen for it. Those keg bangs are pretty pronounced
Yeah but they're still literally only on there to give dildo nose a recording credit.
Yeah idk how they ever agreed to have these unironically clowns as official members in the first place
Morgoth.
Black shining leather
you really came here to shill your retarded video
Band names free for the taking:
Sadistic Holocaust
Sepulchral Necroslaughter
Sarcophagrave
Necrotic Wound
>Sepulchral Necroslaughter
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I wish I had that guy's job.
Imagine acting like a complete retard, beating the shit out of barrels and getting paid good money for it.
this rocks
stop posting here
anybody have the punk chart?
>letting the antisemitic thread win
you people disgust me
cool but do you have the punk chart
thanks my dude
newest is too big to upload
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>>liner notes thanks Satan
Based.
samoth is a snitch
>your being forced to perform karaoke in a room full of strangers and a small group of acquaintances
>the karaoke machine has any song you want on it
What /metal/ song do you choose?
keep posting
enter sandman
wasted years
wake me up
Slipknot isn't metal.
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What would you call this type of metal?
shit
Lemmy was close friends with and a big fan of Joey Ramone.
Scott Ian of Anthrax is Jewish.
Israel's Orphaned Land is one of the most popular prog metal bands in the world.
Fuck you, OP
Ramones suck anthrax sucks prog sucks
you suck
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Amon Belongs to Them
A Fine Day to Die
The Thing That Should Not Be
you suck
Today i was raped by snow, i still have snow inside me.
Tunes for this feel? Dirtier the better.
Post that chart. You know which one.
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space metal?
upboated
Blasphemer > Euronymous
...
good albums
what's darkthrone's best crust album
are you retarded?
yeah, so what's their best crust album
Alisson Hell, it's a fun song even that the crowd could catch up on the chorus.
yes
yeah bud
emperor rules
Based
Which one of you did this
so you are pedro and like Sadistic lesbian incest
Is that a trap
Which of their other albums should I check out?
scenegirls > lolishit
2009 is over, it's arthoes and fat goths now
HOP
this
fk off fucking soi pedro whatever, piece of shit
Sirens and The Dungeons Are Calling
Darkspace
Oranssi Pazuzu
Mesarthim
GILLES DE RAIS
PERVERTED SON
HOLY MAN
INTO CRYPTS OF RAIS
IN TO THE CRYPTS
What the fuck
How is this a thing
based wheelchair boomer
Im single handily memeing metal back into popularity(youre welcome). Possessed kick started the extreme metal movement in the 80s and they will do it again in our timeline. Expect metal to dominate the world once more very soon. Check these digits
cringe
First >onions poster I agree with
hey i tried
nice guy
That's all that counts user, proud of you.
F.O.A.D from what I remember
I will listen to every album posted as a reply to this post as long as it is death or thrash, after I finish each one I will tell you what I thought of it
altars or covenant
Will you count death/doom?
Enjoy user
>death or thrash
>The Gathering without Anneke
How about no
it's one of the best metal albums ever made so it doesn't matter
weird flex but okay
10 Best metal vocalists of all time
King Diamond
Rob Halford
Hansi Kurch
Russell Allen
Mike Patton
Dio
MJK
Christian Alvestam
Devin Townsend
Mikael Akerfeldt
Some of the best deathrash of all time, the last song is an 11/10
Actually pretty good list.
Maniac should be up there
thread is going to die and nobody will know if you listened to those albums oni
we just gotta have faith
Then he'll post in the next thread.
You didn't reply to so here's my pick.
Where is Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
I would like to add Attila Csihar on the list alongside Frank Mullen.
understood
>No thanks, i only listen to the version of this band with the female symphonic vocals, not the death vocals
This is MA's best album. Altars is not that great
Some decent USBM got released
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unironically kill yourself or stop listening to metal
solid rec
>No Messiah Marcolin or Johan Langquist
What is some essential ughcore?
lemme run this list down
>atmoshit
okay in small doses
>proge
same as above
>tech death
nah
>doom, drone, sludge at the same time
2 of the 3 is okay but all 3 is sóy overdose
>glasses, flannel shirts and jeans, unkempt beard, trucker hat
nah, yeah, nah, yeah
>ironic and unironic memes on album cover or in lyrics
yeah
>liner notes thanks Satan
case by case basis
>album title is more than 3 words long
nah
>more than 500 pressings of a cassette release
cassettes are sóy in any quantity
>cassette release in general
told u
>Portland, Oregon
yeah
>lyrics about Cthulhu and just Cthulhu, no mention of other great old ones
definitely yeah
>ugly naked girls on album cover
female nudity is overused in album art, need more covers with big floppy dongs
>doesn't think Black Sabbath invented metal, says Deep Purple did
yeah
>still photography album covers
not sure what this means sorry
>calls albums "LPs," but only listens to mp3s
yeah
>"this album is dedicated to David Gold"
yeah, but Gold himself is alright
>moose or elk on album cover
absolutely yeah
>band name is in old norse, norwegian, or swedish but band is from midwest U.S.
yeah
>"song title, part 2" but there was never a part 1
nah this is based
>band members comment on politics during interview
yeah
>is anti-racist, but secretly uncomfortable living in big multicultural city, fantasizes about living innawoods, but does not want to do daily hard work
yeah
>wears a band's commemorative tour shirt from a year before they were born
in that particular case nah, but if you were alive for the tour but didn't attend, yeah
>pastel colors on album cover
yeah
>Krishnamurti quotes/samples
quoting any "philosopher" is sóy
>diet consists of craft beer and potato chips
yeah
>listens to Queen, but only greatest hits
yeah
pic related, it's probably what my post is
celtic frost's entire discography
Yeah, that's fine
this was fantastic, great drumming and vocals, dig the guitar tone too
>death or thrash
Good album though, used to listen to king diamond a lot more than I do now
I can just link to the posts from the next thread, no biggie
cringe
>female nudity is overused in album art, need more covers with big floppy dongs
based and dongpilled
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holy fucking shit this goes so fucking hard
overdid it on the dxm lads
metal for this feel
>nu-powerviolence
>Mille Petrozza in a studded fucking shirt
Based
just go to bed mate, or call an ambulance if you feel like you won't wake up from going to bed
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deathrash
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in case you don't want to read it
>new Sodom
>new Dark Angel
>new Heathen
>new Sacred Reich
>new Atrophy
>new Exumer
>new Exhorder
>new D.R.I.
bullshit
most of these were confirmed by the facebook pages of the band
redpill me on immortal
I knew about Sodom and Exhorder but damn, that's a nice lineup
they good
Listen to At the heart of winter. This speaks for itself
Hasn't that music been done already? I mean listen to it, it sounds like every other song in that genre.
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>I just don't understand how they have this reputation of being in "the big 4"
>Like holy shit is one of those unlike the others.
Yeah, it's Anthrax.
they cooperated with authorities and snitched on church burners
thoughts on this?
it's pretty good
M E G A
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MEGA snitches!
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Based cavebro
ABIGAIL HAS BEEN IN HEEEEERE
FOOOOR YEEEEEEEAAAAAAARS AND YEEEEEEAAAARS
STILLBORN
Turkaboo here can anyone recommend me some KARA BOGA metal?
Abbath is a treasure too precious for this gay earth
what the hell does any of that mean
Are there any good Turkish metal bands
no
HE"S COMING OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM THIS YEAR BOYS!!!
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>Satanic or paganistic lyrics
Probably at least a few, but I don't know any.
They don’t
Ride the lightning album is so good
how gay of you
Imha Tarikat's main dude is Turkish I think
I AM BEING VICTIMIZED AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN
Engulfer are Turkish and Hyperdontia has Turkish members.
Engulfed, my bad
I'll add Hellsodomy too for the trouble.
Pagan, Pentagram (Mezarkabul)'s first few albums, Yaşru, Carnophage, Engulfed, UÇK Grind, Sakatat, Dishearten, Nekropsi before they went full psych rock, Metalium, Cultus' demos, Ascraeus, Darkphase, Cenotaph, Akbaba and Dr. Skull is pretty good grind, Ebonsight is worth checking out for it being the first all female black metal band, Witchtrap for being the first Turkish BM band, Flying Dirt Clouds, Kuafor Cengiz (they named themselves after a fucking hairdresser, memegrind), Ask It Why and Radical Noise is pretty gud hardcore, Death Project (first Turkish DM band), Sagu, Gökböri and İmha Tarikat (non-Turkey bands with Turk members, I guess you could count the first Necrophagist album too) Sülfür Ensemble, off the top of my head. I should make a chart sometime.
t. turk
AAAHHHHHHH CONSPIRACY
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
NOW HES BACK THE
L O O N E Y O N E
KNEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEP IN SEWAAAAAAAAAAGE
MAGGOTS BURROWING THROUGH MY FAAAACE
BLINDED BY DISEASE
WAITING FOR MY LIVING DEATH
TO EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNND
Conspiracy is the patrician's KD album
obscure grind rockers Rott-Fish
Woah...
a little unremarkable, but good stuff
this is something else, I honestly love the vibe of it, even if it does sound impossibly corny in this gothic, romantic way
Fenriz was shilling this so I checked it out and now it seems that thrash is back on the menu boyz
>unironically listening past To Mega Therion
Nothing but meme albums, even Pandemonium sucked.
wasn't that antichrist record great
no other group can pull this off. that's why.
Yngwie did it better
>Yngwie
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
Is metallica the biggest boomer band? there is a metal act that evokes that feeling more? maybe motorhead
only The Call of Kutulu sounded better with a full blown orchestra
Dave could've done it when Marty was in the band
Laugh all you want, Yngwie is one of the trvest motherfuckers alive and he'll bring the fucking fury.
monotheist was good
Burial Invocation
> degenerate aloholic, drug addicted, cross-dressing bubblegum metal is "alpha"
lol you people are so fucked in the head
wrong opinion
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I challenge anyone in this shitty general to provide live footage that can match this performance, I fucking dare you bros
pro-tip: you simply cannot because Metallica in its prime was the greatest metal band to ever exist, search your heart, you know this to be true
>Laugh all you want
oh I will,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this is S&M 2, dave has to do the first one before.
No leaf clover.
>No leaf clover
that was a brand new track
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It wasn't that hard
Metal with orchestra doesn't work very well
I was hyped for this but the mix was kind of bad
amen brother
did you listen to it without the orchestra? it loses all the magic.
OH FUCK, time to play some oldschool doom and listen to thrash metal again.
TET
RA
GRAMMATON
Yngwie is reddit incarnate.
>assholes stave diving
>band doesn't give a fuck
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>>degenerate aloholic, drug addicted
yes
>>cross-dressing bubblegum
no
we have the same case
trve
yes and yes, you mean
and Metallica isn't?
>Nothing but meme albums, even Pandemonium sucked.
*blocks your path*
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>not posting seattle '89
>live Metallica after James ruined his voice
gross
Metallica is /pol/ as fuck
tfw:
>dont smoke
>dont drink
>have never been in a metal concert
>have short hair
>dont have a single "metalhead" friend
>have 0 band shirts
>death>black
>almost never dress in black
>20+
>no gf
What am I?
boring
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How come black metal peaked with music that isn't even black metal?
The only metal band better than Metallica is Black Sabbath
a loser?
here's your answer
probably the most radio friendly metal band of all time
best ep of all time, and best first wave album
SHRILL CRIES
normalfag
because thrash > black
new thread
>larping as a Nazi with your bros is /pol/
I can't think of a single male who hasn't done this at one point
too early faggot
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Here is some thrash for your bitch asses
>too early faggot
trash, put a fucking garbage bag over your head and throw your self in the garbage faggot.
it really wasn't
>larping as a Nazi with your bros isn't /pol/
soiboi.jpg
Plain and boring
Love this artwork, wearing a shirt with it right now.
>That extra ÖOGH after in the beginning
fuck Yea Forums