How do I get talented and cute new zealand pop singer Lorde to be my girlfriend?

how do I get talented and cute new zealand pop singer Lorde to be my girlfriend?

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she just shot up a mosque

cute

not talented at all, in fact she's as much Kate Bush as 6ix9ine is Duke Ellington, go back to Yea Forums with this waifu shit

Looks as old as my mom desu.

ironically shes hideous enough that a loser like you might actually have a chance with her

pls no bully Lords pls

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I don't get this shit. She's not Kate Bush and anyone who actually gave her a listen knows that. She's not Kate musically or lyricallt, not even vocally. They are worlds apart in style.

referring to weird textures and structures of songs etc. Also listen to the falsetto on writer in the dark

Melodrama had some bush, but Pure Heroine was devoid.

I find her more attractive than before.

based!

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Good question

This is how you don't end up in prison.

IM SO HORNY AND LONELY

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You did the meme

we all are, user

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based reviewbrah

Really

Not even the superior Kiwi artist.

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lorde would destroy this bitch in a catfight

fuck that atonal cunt

Hewwo, evweewon!
THIS IS
Running on empty...
FOOD REVIEW!

literally whomst

gotye coatrider

cute!

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somebody post that reviewbrah goodwill pic

Makes me like her more

Plebs
She was already popular prior to that shit song, dumb secondary.

>she's 4 years younger than me

how even?

Its just one guy doing it

She's only 22 and released two albums, let her grow. She might outbush the Bush herself

I want to kiss lorde!

>*is precious in your path*

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based and cutepilled

oh... oh shit. homemade ddddynamite

you can't my dude. sorry

Shit

w-why?

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