Three guys walk into a bar, the first orders a beer, the second orders a wine, the third orders a can of cola...

Three guys walk into a bar, the first orders a beer, the second orders a wine, the third orders a can of cola. The first guy says “i want to pick a song,” and goes to the jukebox. He picks out AC/DC - Back in Black. They listen to it and as the song ends, the second guy says, “now I want to pick a song.” He walks to the jukebox and picks out Journey - Don’t Stop Believing. Everybody in the bar sings along. When the song ends, the third guy says “I don’t have any money to pick a song, I spent it on my cola.” The bartender looks at him and says, “that’s ok,” he takes a cup from under the bar and smashes it on the ground.

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i dont get it

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lmao virgin

This grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down and the bartender says holy shit we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper is surprised and says really, you have a drink named Dave?
Then they play pour some sugar on me on the jukebox.

Is there something I'm not getting or are you just trying to openly flaunt your autism?

>openly flaunt

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>Is there something I'm not getting
Yeah, pussy

Okay. Yep. Now you're definitely flaunting it.

sneed