/metal/

How to make slam death metal:
Guitars: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Drums: KICK KICK SNARE KICK KICK SNARE KICK SNARE
Bass: BOING BOING BOING BOING
Vocals: mix between flushing clogged toilet and old coffee machine
breakdown heavy as my shit after bean tuesday except it never fucking stops

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The one band metal purists can agree upon.

my friend likes asking Alexandria and thinks he's metal help

Can somebody post that edit where it says bumbum instead of Burzum. Please and thank you.

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This was good.

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or did you mean this one

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This poster is a time traveler from 2010

OwO what's this?

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Watch my back bro

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I can protect myself

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my friend is a time traveler from 2010 who thinks his taste is hardcore

youtube.com/watch?v=hAMaCxw9Utw
This was okay

niggers

I'm putting together a team

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>Welcome to Hell
>Black Metal
>At War with Satan
Name a better 3 album streak from the 80's, you can't.

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*bjark*

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why?

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Howdy, partner. I go by the name of Hank, Hank Amarillo.

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Odelay holmes

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Both thank you.

have you listened to metal today

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it's the only thing I listen to

You're going to need a guide if you want to get through Blashyrk.

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Thoughts on Celtic Frost?

UGH

Why is metal so gay?

>he listens to slam but shits on deathcore

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Plenty, Venom was not that good. They would be much less praised if they didn't have satanic lyrics.

hip?

One of the all time great metal bands.

>he listens to slam

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>Venom was not that good. They would be much less praised if the didn't have satanic lyrics.

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>Implying slam sucks

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It's true. They had some good riffs but the songwriting was mediocre and boring.
Agreed, slam is cringe.

...

>not gloomy cringe
step it the fuck up senpai

Dammit. I've let you down.

why not?

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Rank Dio albums

Last in Line > Holy Diver > Strange Highways > Lock Up the Wolves > Dream Evil > Sacred Heart > Magica > Killing the Dragon > Master of the Moon > Angry Machines

I like Bathory now guys

>Bathory, The Return......, Under the Sign of the Black Mark
>Iron Maiden, Killers, The Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, Powerslave
>Killing is My Business... and Business is Good!, Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?, So Far, So Good... So What!
>Kill 'Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, ...And Justice for All
>Blizzard of Ozz, Diary of a Madman, Bark at the Moon
>Saint Vitus, Hollow's Victim, Born Too Late
>Show No Mercy, Hell Awaits, Reign in Blood, South of Heaven
I can keep going

>>Iron Maiden, Killers, The Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, Powerslave
>>Killing is My Business... and Business is Good!, Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?, So Far, So Good... So What!
>>Kill 'Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, ...And Justice for All
>>Blizzard of Ozz, Diary of a Madman, Bark at the Moon
>>Show No Mercy, Hell Awaits, Reign in Blood, South of Heaven

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the irony in this post is delicious

My friend said Sleeping with Sirens is metal.

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Give me your best spurdo metal images.

There's no helping someone like that user it just isn't possible

>didn't quote St Vitus
onions

NEW BETHLEHEM OH MY FUCKING GOD
youtube.com/watch?v=LV0b3fA9neA

yup too bad I missed out on the tapes

what the fuck is that chugging section? this sucks

We have the right to know what really happened in Roswell 47

fukkin wimp

can't say I dig that section either, yeah, but the rest of it makes up for it imo

Based Satan

Better to be a wimp than a bonehead

aw shucks you got me

go to bed Tagtgren

>ironic "you got me" response
That's how you show people you have no real response

damn man got me again

But muh aliuns

>muslims getting slaughtered
Metal for this feel bros?

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what meal are we blasting during this exciting time?
youtube.com/watch?v=um12PLiV0jg

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go home Tagtgren you are drunk

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youtube.com/watch?v=mYEurnu5Jrw&bpctr=1552626549

I feel like shit. Give me the most depressing stuff you have. Preferably not too gay though.

I understand and wish to proceed.

Alright, one sec, lemme just adjust the sun real quick

youtu.be/nYLKekezCxM

wew lad

Fucking kek

trЖe kЖlt

holy shit ive been sleeping on this album way too long. the first couple tracks stink but after rotten to the gore this album is bad ass

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oh just because some muslims are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, now you want to go to /pol/ and let the thread die. Fuck you meal

I could never get into it. I like the first track, but the rest is indecipherable noise for me. Maybe I have girly ears.

yeah, you have girly ears.

Can you actually hear the riffs under the blast beats though? Maybe it's my shitty earphones.

now that's some wimp shid

>Can you actually hear the riffs under the blast beats though?
Yeah, mostly. There are some parts that are definitely reduced to noise though.

my issue with slam is that it's so "heavy" so consistently throughout a song that it depletes the value of the heaviness, it's like brutality inflation

This. If everything is brutal, nothing is brutal.

there's a difference in liking them and thinking they're actually heavy and coming full circle after listening to actually heavy stuff and realizing there were some catchy vocal melodies in there and that the breakdowns were so corny that they actually become good

I unironically enjoy some of their songs.

CONFESS

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I love Avengayd Semenfold

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any powerviolence as good as pic related

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Seventh son of a seventh son is a poopy album

great album

thanks user for recommending it 3 years ago

>soi pic
stop protecting yourself

Whats some good 2019 stuff so far? I've been jamming to the new Devil Master a whole bunch.

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repent

youtube.com/watch?v=TBmczLmvI1g

With this kind of album it doesn't matter if the riffs are hard to hear.

part of the charm imo

I'm a sucker for shit with shouty vocals that switches between blast beats and riffy bits so that's pretty good

i think it was a side project of the band Sidetracked
also pv.
youtube.com/watch?v=d5hYIXPB5f0

IS THAT A WHOLE ALBUM LMAO

The grinding sections are supposed to sound like... grinding. Muddy as fuck recording just enhanced the effect.

80s homoerotic. Metal is inherently gay.

Posers and sellouts

youtube.com/watch?v=e9qlqx6bq3w

youtube.com/watch?v=txDnttf1XbE

which one

VOLT THROWER
VOLT THROWER
VOLT THROOOOWAAAAAAAH

>BASED
damn right

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that was cute

btfo

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you're autistic if you still post like this in the current year

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>you're autistic if you still post like this in the current year

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stop projecting jerk

no that pic is like legit what you look like when you post lyrics in all caps, I have legitimate autism and I'm not autistic enough to do that

>I have legitimate autism
that explains it

never ashamed to be autistic

Explains what? Assuming you're the same poster, you're doing something that I observed my sister go through a phase of doing from 14-17, but she stopped because she realized that the one acknowledgement she gets from someone who knows the specific song she's referring to isn't worth the embarrassment of the vast majority of people who don't seeing the post and cringing at it, going for the lowest hanging fruit that /I myself/ provided doesn't back you up.

you're so annoying

fucking cringe jesus christ this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

unironically great

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one of the lamest pv bands

iowa by slipknot

soundcloud.com/frost-atronach/frost-atronach-schizophrenia

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zzzzzzz

youtube.com/watch?v=Oala7Xfq6wg

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Why is it so good?

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just is bro

hellhammer or celtic frost

fuck, you are autistic

celtic frost

>album has gay samples from faggy normie movies

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fuck, wrong pic. thought that was a sad cat.
anyway, fuck gay ass movie quotes

How did he keep his voice in such great shape? He was 65 here.

youtube.com/watch?v=7C57gFas3pA

Fuck it I'm switching to jazz music so I'm not as connected to this guy.

'ammer. Frost sucks ass for the most part.

Do people unironically consider ghost metal? Why am i seeing this faggot shit on metal sites

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Based. Lyricsposters are reddit tier

mincecore forever, haircuts never

>I speak as your average crazy banger
>Who just downloaded the album "St. Anger"...
>I have to say my mind was blown
>By your outrageous mincing tones!
>Most bands are afraid to find a new sound
>And then drive it into the shitty ground,
>Or piss themselves in a full-length movie,
>Or tour in a plane with no jacuzzi!
>But Metallica is totally undaunted:
>If you've got a Basquait, then flaunt it!
>Hey Metallica, Hey Metallica, Hey!

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DYING FELT SO GODDAMN GOOD TODAY
IF I WAS EVER ALIVE WELL IT'S HARD TO SAY

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holy shit is that an acid bath poster? based

you gotta post acid bath before the söy posters wake up

so qt :3333

Carve me up slice me apart suck my guts and lick my heart

opinions on this?

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Example? I don't think I've ever heard this.

qtsong

EEEEEEAAAAATTTTEEENNNNNNN

The fathomless mastery was their best. Hot take, i know

melodeath has the most skilled guitarists

shit, what album is pic related?

Why did akerfeldt become a faggot?

Of course. Melodeath actually requires guitar skills, not just fast chugging.

DRUG ME UP

He was a faggot all along. He just doesnt hide it anymore.

melodeath sucks

notice me senpai pls

except this

man had one of the most satisfying growls in the game and then they made sorceress...

Carcass and Bolt Thrower are examples of good melodeath

bolt thrower, at the gates, and morbid angel are the most overated shit bands in metal communities

>Fallujah's new album is basically a really monotonous deathcore album

Fuck off, I still liked it in my first two spins. A bit underwhelming when compared to The flesh prevails and Dreamless, yet still pretty good.

I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE NOTHING
YOU'RE SO SMALL

YOU'RE FUCKING NOTHING
NOTHING AT ALL

This

well no, it's one side of a 7" split
noisegrind bands do this the best though imo, when bands like Tumor or Arsedestroyer goes nuts, no regular raw grind can compete
i wonder if the Hey Metallica will make em do a split with Archagathus, just as the Hey Agathocles song on their first demo, landed them a split with Agathocles.

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one guy on drum kit

one guy on bass guitar and vox

youtube.com/watch?v=NidMFe4ruxM

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I SCREAM FOR MERCY
HEAR MY CRIES
OH LORD, DON'T ABANDON ME

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mean

Cringe

Real 2 man grind coming through
youtu.be/Mkc-eR-ppwM

>mid paced bridge section played live
>HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

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sorry what was that
youtube.com/watch?v=yWrHFKWS028

didn't say it was grind?

at least it's not "movie quote and 30 seconds of screaming" shit-tier grind

effortless, formulaic, pandering, void of any talent.

now this is way better than this fucking garbage

I bet i could kick your ass

fight me IRL you basement dwelling overweight smelly ass old band shirt wearing pile of garbage

Pull up bitch boi

where the fuck yu at i aint never scared

>he wears a "battle vest"

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*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personal kid

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>it's actually really good
What the fuck /meal/, why have you lied to me? Stop comparing it with shit like Requiem and Octagon.
The cover is atrocious though.

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It's metal. Distorted guitars, and some heavy riffs. Queen also had some metal songs, mind you.

Remember, metal is a broad category, and it's not all overweight sweaty men with beards that fill this category. Some of the people that fill the category are just plain faggots.

meh, their older stuff is better.
keep it raw!
youtube.com/watch?v=OJnHgoyajp4

their best album

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Gimme me some Grind with severe trashcan-drum-sound

ETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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wrong but pretty close

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like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=fKDV1bFT0JM
the crash on the first song is nasty, real nasty.

Yes, that's the stuff.

more Unholy Grave then i guess, they have a few releases to go through.
noisegrind in general too.
youtube.com/watch?v=fcO5ISw0Zr0

He fucked up his vocal chords because quit smoking or whatever. His growls are back (not as intense as before). We can only hope he mans up and make another DM album.

GIVE ME SOME FUNNY CLOWNCORE

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say no more
youtube.com/watch?v=rskb4MbrkD0

Thats just plain not true my man. They still play the classics live. He unironically hates metal and thats why they made the change

I use a line 6 amp

i listened to whole Slipknot discography past week and I like them very much, especially first two albums

No shame in liking slipknot

Holy shit they had a skippity bop scat clown and everything
....also why does this sorta slap....?

i feel like they are hated only because the are nu metal, at least early stuff

later on they had some buttrock songs, especially on All Hope Is Gone

glad u dig it kek, here's another one
youtube.com/watch?v=5GcZHxXTW90

HERE COMES THE

youtube.com/watch?v=iSpQKRCndXQ

BOOM

Have you heard his growls in the past decade? Do you think he would want to make a record with that shit? Also, if hated metal so much, he wouldn't even play the classics live. Hell, why would he go through the hassle of making a Ghost Reveries anniversary tour if he didn't like metal anymore? Sure, he did say that metal was about the rebellious attitude, and that this doesn't exist anymore in the scene, but it doesn't imply he hates metal at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=hT7x1NvGf5k

BRUTAL JAZZ SLIPKNOT
youtube.com/watch?v=q7vewpiZ9bo

Battle Cry > Warning of Danger > The Curse

Crystal Logic > Open the Gates > The Deluge

Also, Venom is shit

Almost posted these dudes myself. Favorite goofcore internet band

The getaway driver

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>death metal band name is two other band names stuck together
Be sure to check out my old school revival group, Carnage Entombed

check out my band Burzum Mayhem

SELF PRESCRIBE A RED HOT SLUG
WHITE KNUCKLE PISTOL GRIP
LOAD THE CHAMBER, HAMMER COCKED
JAM THE BARREL IN MY MOUTH

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t.

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I only like hellspawn warhammers of the nordic wind.

You guys heard of Demilichma

How bout you demilichma nuts bro

Yes that was the joke very good

Oh. It wasnt a good joke though

>Mfw I btfo another basedboy

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>86508964
t.

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>he doesn't listen to Dead Incanimmobrarumagation
yikes

this thread is fucking unfunny

>that will show those söibois in my thread!

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This album has some really nice parts, but a lot of the riffs and textures are just so bland and uninspired.

I wonder what exciting fresh new meme soiposter will spam next, what a fucking adventure it's been so far

it's 99% cancer to be honest

>86509173 (you)

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It was sarcasm, we literally have the most autistic and unfunny regular of the entire board.

Jesus Christ what even is that thing on the right, it's the one of the most hideous creatures I've seen

it's called Amerimutt

I know, that's what I was trying to say

That album riffs the hardest of everything in their discography.
>fucking Burnt to a Crisp

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ITT

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Metal is the capeshit of music, no thanks

>oh look it's another soyy poster

And what do you listen to instead?

>"Hello."

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leave the hall pussy

Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy was more of a metal album than Sad Wings Of Destiny by Judas Priest

BLASTINGposter isn't here, post music anyway
listen.20buckspin.com/album/living-tomb

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Nah, nigger rap has more in common with superhero shit. Shitty new rappers coming out every few months to undue hype and acclaim only to be forgotten a year later. It's also obsessed over by nu-males and normalfags

judas priest fucking sucks

This! Metal is more like the b-movie (or z-grade trash) classic that never gets old.

post /2019 metal/

youtube.com/watch?v=FR-MI4FEkto
youtube.com/watch?v=B7Hqk8k2-Qs
youtube.com/watch?v=fGOWkwz7jPE
youtube.com/watch?v=Pehbhysz_i0

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Is make a change...kill yourself actually good or just a meme?

stop listening to metal

fuck off boomer, go listen to some faggot cock rock

hyperdontiaofficial.bandcamp.com/album/nexus-of-teeth-2018
drastus.bandcamp.com/album/la-croix-de-sang
lightdweller.bandcamp.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=F9HdpI26KTA

>boomer
>is 19 years old

listen and decide yourself

Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish

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industry plant

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bait

Are you excited for the next trend when it hits?

those titties tho

You sure?

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why is this estrogen enriched person in my general

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Maybe in like the 80s or 90s yeah, now I'd say its trap rap.

its cool if a dragon is the vocalist?
youtube.com/watch?v=SlwW9oQZyAs

I don't remember this dlc for skyrim.

animal abuse

what the fuck is this

I prefer dragon drummers youtube.com/watch?v=Ek1YWNAJ-K0

>Dead Congregation
>Grave Miasma
>Blood Incantation
What's with these Metal thing + Vocab word names? Check out my band, Death Serendipity

They have a website and it's brilliant
I highly recommend their flash games section, pacman in particular is very broken, though they've also got a dragon in a car and a tarot website ad. This is treasure.

>HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING? WE ARE CANNIBALCORPSNAPALMDEATHDEATH!!

Have you heard my demo? My band is Evil Photosynthesis.

holy fucking shit dude
ive never clicked on their site
dog bless

>napalmdeathdeath
fuckin kek

because the name sounds brutal but it also sounds smart and unique. pretty much all the simple one-word names have been taken

bandabrittanica.com/VistaDrag1.html

You guys ever listen to Death Spellomega?

WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS DROPPING

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It's so shit I fucking love it

Yeah I listen to Death Smegma all the time

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godamit the dragon is on a car UHEUHEUHEUHEUHEHU

Are they anything like Breathsmell O'smegma

Oh fuck there's multiple cars shit's getting intense

My AOTY so far. Vehemence is up there too.

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Did someone say streak?

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Eh maybe it's smart to average metalguys. I do agree most of the good one word names are taken, but no reason you can't create new ones, for instance using compound words like Moonspell or Killfuck

In the shadows and Time sucks though

>*blocks your path*

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you gotta loads of free time holy shit my sides

You played a newgrounds dress up game?

v

Go listen Rectal Smegma, it's pretty great.

Going to see Weedeater tonight. Pretty stoked.

Anyone seen them before? How was it?

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Redneck weedriffing Blues-Sludge

I don't know man, the vocals fuck this album on most of the songs on this album. I will agree that it has some really fucking good shit on it and that it is way better than Octagon and Requiem.

You have described the band accurately.
However, this does not answer my question.

blow it outta ur tush fatso

>Soieater

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Do you like, need a hug or something user?

Is this real life?

Good

what’s wrong with her eyebrows?

who doesn’t like Bathory?

>her

Meme.
No basedboy listens Weedeater, much too harsh vocals to them.

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...

oh shit

too early faggot

I have the first four Linkin Park albums on my playlist, and I enjoy them