Start listening to The Cure

Start listening to The Cure.

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Listen to The Sound instead

Listen to Grimes instead

the cure for what?

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he'd be a chad if he had normalfag fashion sense

>shits on swans
>shits on godspeed
>shits on spaceman 3
>shits on ekkehard ehlers
>shits on keith fullerton whitman
>dude listen to spiritualized, the cure, eluvium, duran duran, mercury rev, and ministry
i can't think of anything more pathetic than a 40 year old with three kids and a fulltime jobs wanting to be a tastemaker for teens on the internet

>duran duran
Are they unironically worth listening to?

>Are they unironically worth listening to?
Why don't you listen to them and find out?

dude he looks like ben affleck

he's deleted all social media and stopped making videos so your characterization is wrong

Why are you so knowledgeable about his opinions and taste if you hate him so much? You seem upset

>shits on _____
That's such an odd list you've chosen. Literally all those musicians have merits Chris acknowledges and in the case of Swans/Spacemen 3 have even released full records he likes.
Compare that to what he's said about, say, Elliott Smith, and it's night and day.

yes, their first three records and the wedding album are very good. also get a singles compilation.

what did he say about elliott smith

I asked that question because I listened to the first two Talk Talk records and they are supposed to be a Duran Duran rip-off. They are cool but definitely nothing outstanding. So I was wondering if Duran Duran had anything more interesting than that

>Talk Talk
music for sycophants

What

How tall is Chris?

>user: I have a strange feeling that you hate Elliott Smith
>Ott: I have always - he's in my top five with NMH the Flaming Lips and uh idk others. Ponderous egotistical junkie bullshit. Fuck that guy.

I wonder what he thinks about Sonic Youth

i'm triggered

but user ive already listened to all of it, even the half of it thats shit. they're good but I wish good music wasn't exclusive to the late 70s through early 90s.

>DUDE I REMEMBER WHEN MTV WAS GOOD LMAO
>DUDE I WATCHED 120 MINUTES WHEN GROWING UP LMAO
>DUDE I WAS AT THE FIRST LOLLPALOZZAS LMAO
>DUDE THAT OLD SONG IS JUST A REINTERPRETATION OF THIS OLDER SONG LMAO
>DUDE IMAGINE LIKING THE POP GROUP OVER THE KILLING JOKE LMAO
>DUDE DEFEND DIY ARTISTRY FROM THESE SOULLESS CORPORATE FUCKS LMAO
>DUDE SOME OF THEM WERE LISTENING TO WHAM LMAO

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nothing wrong with any of that

Pretty sure he’s a fan of spacemen 3

Shows how little he knows about the artists he trashes.

>wanting to be a tastemaker for teens on the internet
In what world? He hates that shit. He wants absolutely nothing to do with it. He's expressed that numerous times.

Where are you getting this idea that you need to be knowledgeable about something to trash it? Who gives a shit? It's pop-music. It's all bantz. I love Elliott Smith, but it doesn't fucking matter if he's heard his records, or likes him.

All of these opinions you’ve listed come from like three videos out of his entire career of videos and writing.
Stop trying to simplify things just to discredit things.

he still has a twitter

based Chad Ott whipping pitchfork kids into a seethe TO THIS DAY

no he doesn't it's someone pretending to be him since like 2015

kratom dad is an imposter??

Youre on Yea Forums my nigga.

He has a secret twitter. Most people on Yea Forums can't keep up with the guy. If you know, you know. No one wants Yea Forumspeople infiltrating their discourses anyway, so it's for the best that people here don't know what's up.

doesn't he say he likes Ehlers in the disintegration loops vid?

6'9" swear to god

Ott was fanboying over spacemen 3 wtf r u talkin about?

what went wrong?

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he looks better old than you look rn desu, even you know it's true

but godspeed is shit

Is this guy a music reviewer? Link to his youtube/site?

I hope the new Cure album will be at least decent.

this

Chris Ott

His face proportion is that of a man about 5' 7" to 5' 9" in height.

>reviewer
No. He's a proper critic/historian. Shallowrewards/Chris Ott

He's deleted his youtube numerous times but search for Shallow Rewards and you'll find reuploads of his stuff, there's also his Medium account where he's got various writings and his now deleted Pitchfork reviews (he threatened DMCA takedowns on his content after the Conde Nast buyout) and his website where he's got a few audio podcasts up

medium.com/@shallowrewards
shallowrewards.org/

guess again, bitch.

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>he threatened DMCA takedowns on his content after the Conde Nast buyout
that was so funny seeing that go down on twitter

I don't know man he looks like shit but he stuck with it. I mean what's the alternative? For him to buckle down? He looks terrible but at least it's sincere.

He got what he wanted out of it. Completely fucking based. P4k didn't delete his reviews out of revenge, he demanded they delete them because they had no right to profit from his intellectual labor.

I think he likes them

He's known for his time at Pitchfork when it was coming onto the scene, but he hasn't actually written for them since 2004. His online videos that have since been deleted and re-uploaded by strangers are all great. He has a podcast feed too that has a few extra things. A few pieces he put up under his Medium page, and also he wrote the 33 1/3 book for Unknown Pleasures.

He likes them, but thinks that everyone's appreciation and the narrative surrounding them of being so uber important is total bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Is9pVxPE9ZQ&list=PLHb-Y22IIAaq4buMye78lq7jT9x5ztaEC

lol wtf my computer keeps making random posts that's weird

He's talking about the one where Chris shits on Dreamweapon, which lets be honest is a shitty bootleg that isn't really worth listening to.