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Melodeath are good guys
fweezing moon
>NO MOSH
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deathrash
Which is better: Symphonic Death Metal or Symphonic Black Metal?
Avenged Sevenfold is better than your favorite band
I didn't know there was Symphonic Death
At least symphonic black metal has Necromantia, whereas symphonic death metal is entirely garbage
Can you refute this?
also, post whatcha blasting faglords
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IT'S A BOMBER
IT'S A BOMBER
This is the greatest metal album of all time
melodeath sucks
This but unironically
yeah
venom is great
based
this but unironically
first post is always the winner
Blackest riffs ever set to
trve and kvlt
based and blackpilled
forest rock sucks
post reaction images you meme loving fucks
And also Melodeath
>post reaction images you meme loving fucks
HÖÜGH
What are they drinking?
take that back right fucking now
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soyy
alternative milk products
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they aren't drinking anything it's like a kids tea party
>MAY CHRISTIAN FAITH
>RELEASE US FROM THIS GUILT
>SO THAT WE MAY
>UPHOLD OUR MISSION
>arghosoylent
Dunno but the skeleton on the right is having a fun time
preferably from album covers you faggot
WAAAAAAAAAAA
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Does it get any better than this?
t.ourist
It always does and it always has
>>arghosoylent
is this a joke?
What about this then? youtube.com
Mayhem is my new favourite band
>atmoshit
lol
>To the left you can see the birth of stars
>On your right you can see the destruction of mars
MARS
GOD OF WAR
MASTURBATING IN RAGE
>Not liking Paysage D'Hiver
>lyricposting
>"I watched a highly fictionalized movie and they're kvlt and trve!"
they are literally the cornerstone for measuring trve an kvlt
that would be Blasphemy
t. year one listener
tequila
Yes I am drinking onions right now
are you the kind of fag who doesnt even GHOULS
Leave the hall
name my band
ATTACK THE CHURCH
Kek, he looks so happy
Are you sure that all of you are not jealous of them?
bumbum :DD
Hoagie and the Twinks
nice reddit spacing
Kristian & The Niggers
I don't fucking miss the 90s one bit. I did that whole evil metal long hair leather jacket constant frown thing. Didn't burn down any churches though.
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Your loss. You could've been famous now... poser
CRUSH
Gayhem
Süicide Bömbers.
Blasphemy are talented con artists, if not musicians. They have like 20 songs in their entire discography, mostly interchangeable, and you somehow see their band logo on every pimply douche's crustfund battle vest at shows. Fakest band in metal.
This is the best Maiden album of the 90s. It just drags on for way too long. Way better than Fear of the Dump.
now you're a literally who wageslave cuck
How did they convince people that they were evil? Look at this pic, fucking dorks baka
Nah, my ass is retired.
THE HOLY PRIEST
they're drinking from the goblet of gore. Didn't you hear the lyrics to Zombie Ritual?
The one thing Lords of Chaos got right was the average elderly church lady in Norway in the 90s. Just having long hair was enough to be scowled at and the rumors would go that you were likely to burn down the local church.
>I'm somehow not a slave to the neoliberal system if I cut my hair less than other people and wear black
The Trve Lords of Chaos
its boom boom
literally how the fuck did you imply this, sperglord
>Conqueror
Is this Revenge?
That's cute but you would be a literal pariah for having long hair in the east block and probably get beaten up... by the police. Live in Leipzig was recorded in 1990, when East Germany still existed.
the wall fell in 89 you fucking retard zoomer
Who the fuck gives a shit about the east block?
Euronymous
Funny, because he was never anywhere near it.
Thoughts on Blood Incantation?
LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFF ATTACK
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fuck off you pseudointellectual troglodyte
He had solidarity for the oppressed classes worldwide.
>That's cute but you would be a literal pariah for having long hair in the east block and probably get beaten up... by the police.
the way it should be desu. anyone wearing obvious signifiers of drug use, criminality and promiscuity should be executed by the government
>Self declared satanists
>Solidarity
Where you even in existence in the 90s?
Look
This comrade gets it
That's irrelevant, it's not like anyone here was an insider of the norwegian inner circle. But if you are I'm glad to make your acquaintance
Nice milkers
Anything similar to this?
Keep on thrashing you magnificent bastard
I wasn't in the "inner circle", no. But people I grew up with and played in bands with ended up in rather large bands eventually. If you like Norwegian black metal, you've heard them.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mayhem. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dead's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Mayhem truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Euronymous's existential catchphrase "I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRUE BLACK METAL!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Euronymous's genius unfolds itself on their laptop speakers. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Mayhem tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
nordvrede
sammath
ARE YOU DEAD?
ITT
choose your class
Based
always makes me chuckle knowng it's some scrawny teen calling everyone a söyböy on Yea Forums
Pretty sure black metal is pretty anathema to the söy crowd. Nice try though.
>always makes me chuckle knowng it's some scrawny teen calling everyone a söyböy on Yea Forums
>That one guy that still söyposts in every single thread
>tfw no Norwegian black metal RPG
>always makes me chuckle knowng it's some scrawny teen calling everyone a söyböy on Yea Forums
>That one guy that still söyposts in every single thread
What about Kult? While not directly satanism, it plays a large part.
Bonus points: It got blamed for some murders.
Is that a challenge photo to see how many stereotypes he could fit into one frame?
ulver best band prove me wrong
their black metal era was wimpy, their techno/gay porn soundtrack era is garbage and Garm sounds like that guy from Gamegrumps when he sings
>the framed blacked photo on the wall
Yeah, it has to be
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long lost Ulver B-side
hey guys im looking for extreme metal with a cyberpunk aesthetic to it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? DO YOU LIKE NAILS OR IS IT FOR BASEDBOYS
GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE THINGS IVE DONE TO MYSELF
what the fuck is wrong with you user Jesus
here u go bro
30xxgoregrind.bandcamp.com
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these are all i can think of right now
also nails is poser trash
he's trying too hard to be weird and wacky
JUST
10 years ago a friend of mine tried to get me into slam, but I only discovered it yesterday. He is a doctor now.
This is a good album
Forgot the pic
Just like I forgot that I am an alcoholic, wonder what could have been different had I started listening to slam
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must suck knowing your ex-band is completely carried by a swedish synth dork (and always was)
why wimpy cuz they were grown and didnt do the satan based evilllll phase
Thoughts on Rammstein
They have some good riffs but have become poseur-core
Filosofem is about women guys?
sure
female philosophy
this is objective truth
not metal
It's about playing a synth loop for 25 minutes and generally being a talentless hack
>Filosofem
What are some metal albums about Freemasonry?
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Much like freemasonry itself, this album is soi as heck
>trying this hard to be Revenge but not succeeding
Satyricon
Should have named their band "Spiky Bits".
This is some good bait, I'm going to use this
>Friend tried to get me into slam
>Is a doctor now
Did he create logos for slam bands before being a doctor?
fucking gross chart t b h
I can tell you're a Di'annofag
I can only imagine, he was an incel but he is a married now senpai onions
>body suddenly fucks up
>Can no longer consume dairy or i shit blood and have integration for weeks
>the only other choice is onion flavoured
Music for this downward spiral of decadent onions before I kill myself in shame?
slam is the thinking mans metal. only those with low iq require technical riffs and solos
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>vocalist ends the sentence early to fit in an ough
its desu idiot
Post top cringe albums
>CIRCLE OF THE TYR-ÖÜGH
>slam is the thinking mans metal.
Yeah and I think it fucking sucks.
You know there are like 200 different types of nut milk substitutes right? Sounds like you're just looking for an excuse.
TURNING
THE CROSS TOWARDS HELL
WRITHE
WITH SATAN'S FLAMES
why is it such as fucking perfect death metal album, lads
there's no point listening to anything else
any slam album
Scream Bloody Gore is better
but it isn't
best song about mythological monster/god, better than the thing that should not be by metallica and is about Ea/Enki of real Babylonian/Sumerian mythos:
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Spiritual Healing is the best early Death album anyway you faget
Spiritual Healing is the worst Death album by far
good taste
・ω・`)
There it is... The fabled ultra-tourist...
what are you mean no fun
funny way of spelling The Sound of Perseverance
I meant what I said. Sound of Perseverance is the next worst album but Spiritual Healing is the worst.
No fun means no Venom
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this album is so good that the entire nation of norway took one listen, knew they could never compete with it, and starting painting their faces in the woods instead of writing proper music
darkthrone sucks
>When I first formed Venom I tended to use natural Henna to dye my hair but these days I use anything I can get my hands on. Whatever the brand, I usually go for the deep red tone. I think it suits me.
>I’m telling you this because one of the reasons I started to dye my hair was that my schoolboy fantasy was Kate Bush and she had lovely red hair. Kate doesn’t know this but I’ve actually duped her into signing an autograph a couple of times at signing sessions. She signed me albums “To Cronos lots of Love Kate Bush” and I even got a kiss off her!
>Actually I’ve kissed her a few times! I think she’d be horrified to know that the bloke she was kissing was the fella who invented black metal! Maybe she’d be fine with it though—I don’t know really. Who cares anyway!
>Cronos: "Not really. The only chick I could fall in love with is Kate Bush!"
>Kate Bush?
>Cronos: "Yeah, I´ve got posters of her all over my walls. I love her, totally. I cried at her gig at the Sunderland Empire a few years ago, then walked home 30 miles with my head in the clouds! I actually met her at a record signing she did at the Virgin store in Newcastle. I took my dinner hour to shoot down there and stood in the queue but I had to get back, so I started running across people´s heads to get to the front, then she kissed me. Maaan, it were fantastic!"
>Sound of Perseverance is his 6th favorite Death album (out of 7)
>soiiiiii
Scream Bloody Gore and Leprosy are just collections of one-riff songs
Spiritual Healing has more riffs and more energy to it
Fucking accept it
Fun is when people are enjoying themselves and aren't afraid to show it, kind of like dancing on a party
No fun is when people aren't enjoying themselves or are standing against the wall and not dancing because they are awkward losers
Black metal made the latter a virtue
Every song on Spiritual Healing goes on for at least a minute too long, makes the album a drag to listen to
Scream Bloody Gore has pretty boring and basic songwriting in comparison. I'd take dozens of old school death metal albums over it
III FEEELLL SOOOO AASSSTTRAAYY INSIIIIIDE
AS I KNOW YOU'RE FAR AWAY
LET MY LOOVEEE SHIIINE AND BE YOUUURRR GUIIIDE
ON YOUR WAY TOWARD THE POOORRTTTALLLS OF LIIIIGGGHHTTTT
That's my opinion too, still my third favorite of theirs and by a mile
Spiritual Healing has a lot of janky songwriting choices
death sounds like bebop in a minor key, there's no melody... it's minor key jazz and it sucks.
it sounds like they're trying really hard to take a dump but are too constipated to get there
>dragging out top tier shit for a bit too long
>having more concise mediocrity for an entire album
I'll take the former, really
>are just collections of one-riff songs
How can we even take you seriously?
Putting SoP over anything is a sin in itself, let alone over one of their best album
just fucking look at the title track
the main verse riff is the only thing it has going for it, and it wears out its welcome after the 6th time
all Death is shit
Mayhem fashions crack me up, so late 80s/early 80s with the new balances
Hellhammer looks great
transylvanian hunger is better imo
The first 3 Gorgoroth albums are really really good. Anything similar?
Mayhem is good at first for the shock value of Dead killing himself, Euronymous taking a photo of it and then getting killed by Varg
The next stage is being glad he was killed by Varg and switching to Darkthrone/Burzum in year 2
What are you now user? There are things I miss about the mid Noughties but I wouldn’t go back
It’s so much easier to find actual good content and people who also enjoy it
the can't even play our own songs but get a name from shock values
Behexen
The next stage is realizing Mayhem made better music that the rest of the Norwegian bands
this
Thinking that Spiritual Healing is better than Human must be some kind of brain damage
thinking death is good past leprosy is definitely brain damage
I like pussy AND dick and I listen to death metal. What now?
I CELEBRATE A FAGGOT'S DEATH
haha u gay
you're a faggot
that's what
I know it's an old meme, but dude, the fucking RIFFS in this song are pretty nice youtube.com
if you can tolerate that then you could probably tolerate most power metal
If you actually listened to Dragonforce you would know Fury of the Storm is better
post your favorite speed/power metal albums
trying to get into the genre more
thats not Hellhammer. it's the guy he kicked out
Nothing man. You are free, probably an alpha
Heroes of our Time is the patrician Dragonforce song.
The hard part is telling which song you're listening to without reading the title.
HUMAN DISGRACE
The only album the counts
he made a real splash when he jumped in the pool, now he'll be the bell of the ball
based
I listened to this album for the first time yesterday and the guy who said it was the best in its genre wasn't lying
>switching to darkthrone in year 2
what most people listen to darkthrone and Burzum in the first six months
GODS TRANSFORM HERE
THE STORM WILL CLEANSE ME
Mayhem is just an evil version of Spinal Tap
yeah, but i was focused on mayhem at first, just kind of dabbled in burzum and darkthrone, now i can't even listen to mayhem it is such garbage. would listen to darkthrone and burzum any day over mayhem. death crush sounds like something a 13 year old wrote. euronymous sucked. he mightve gotten better had he lived longer, but death crush and mysteriis just sound like some basic shit was written that euronymous couldnt even play precisely anyway. and attila sounds like a mongolian throat singer singing through his nose and doing a terrible job
THE FIENDS ENCIRCLE ME
THEY SPEAK MY NAME IN TONGUES
the only thing they need is more guitars
This is actually pretty good
DEATHCRUSH GOOD
DMDS BAD
Hellhammer's a gay nigger, but his drumming is god-tier
a bloody mary
>fandango
yikes and oofpilled
>who are you?
>im you but stronger
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esoteric warfare sounds like death metal, and it sucks
it's because you are a nig
I just realized that he is holding a gun to his head in this photo
ITT: nu-males
I like Deathcrush for the energy and chaotic sound not because it’s super great musically, Maniac vocals are unique and unusual even today
STROLLIN THROUGH MY BONEYARD
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it's because i like black metal, not death metal
t. nu-male
beta
Why do so many black metal musicians seem to have above average attractiveness
All the other genres are hit or miss
Other than Blind Guardian is there any other power metal band worth listening to?
When I was younger my brother would blast Sabaton, Hammerfall and other gay ass music and I still get annoyed just thinking about it... But maybe I should be more open-minded and try it out as well?
because you're a closeted faggot who pays attention to that shit
>not liking all genres
ITT People who just discovered Mayhem and they don't have anything to add other than information about Mayhem since they just got into BM
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>tfw no cute long-haired depressed black metal bf
I’m open about my sexuality unlike you
>he likes groove and deathcore
welcome to the /metal/ for the past month
it's so cool that you're gay!!!
you guys think Gaahl lurks?
the only metal band that lurks /metal/ is Alien Fucker and they should kill themselves and leave us alone
>not alienpilled
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I said it before and I'll say it again. Death Metal sounds like minor key jazz. It sounds like random minor key phrases vomited out with no thought to atmosphere, melody, rhythm, or riff
I will never like it and it is intrinsically garbage, which I have just proven
You could set an AI to randomly select minor key, phrygian, and minor harmonic notes and put a base of double kick and you'd have a new death metal song that is indistinguishable from any other death metal song due to the random nature of it.
IT'S SHIT
Death metal is a lot more varied than black metal retard
Stop taking HRT and you'll actually enjoy it
maybe you should go back to R*ddit
>I said it before and I'll say it again. Death Metal sounds like minor key jazz. It sounds like random minor key phrases vomited out with no thought to atmosphere, melody, rhythm, or riff
>I will never like it and it is intrinsically garbage, which I have just proven
>You could set an AI to randomly select minor key, phrygian, and minor harmonic notes and put a base of double kick and you'd have a new death metal song that is indistinguishable from any other death metal song due to the random nature of it.
>IT'S SHIT
it all sounds the same, it's garbage...
it sounds like a constipated meat head is mad he can't take a shit or is shitting his pants artistically to impress his own mother
haha, you little girls wish you could affect me
cry harder that death metal is garbage and everyone but you knows it
Nice reddit spacing
I don't understand how you think death metal is repetitive when you listen to a genre where you repeat the same tremolo riff for 5+ minutes and call it a day
>haha, you little girls wish you could affect me
>cry harder that death metal is garbage and everyone but you knows it
absolutely fucking based
there is a characteristic melody to a black metal rhythm that repeats and is recognizable.
in death metal you could literally select random minor key notes and it would be a death metal song... because of that FACT it all sounds the same
vomit is all the same, it's vomit
Rectal smegma
>which I have just proven
lmao
8=====Death metal sucks
2nd wave black metal consisted of musical illiterates who envied but could not replicate the talents of death metal musicians and so they created a repetitive, simplistic, dumb-downed style (which they still struggled to play) and then sold it as "atmospheric" to rubes like you. the rest of the black metal scene has never recovered
are you guys fighting or...
Please do it, user
Throw together random minor key notes
Please show us
welcome to /meal/
If you play the same tremolo riff for 5 minutes it would be a black metal song
The only difference is that the best death metal is better than the best black metal
Black metal was popularized in the 2nd wave by retards who were strictly against writing good riffs
only 2018 release that matters
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Darkthrone made a very good death metal albums before changing style though
>black metal being the same style as death metal just dumbed down
that's not even true, black metal is rhythmic and melodic like i've already explained
death metal is just technical diarrhea, no matter how good they are at it, a robot could also do it, it's jazz in a minor key - admit it you fucking sweater wearing dipshit
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Death metal is just a guy vomiting/cookie monster vocals, with random riffs pasted together. Black metal is like classical music, and relates to the darkness of how depressing life is.
where are the riffs in death metal? it's just phrases of random minor key notes
bunch of intolerant insecures
true, darkthrone were a technically literate death metal band... they changed because they realized death metal sucks
>black metal is rhythmic and melodic like i've already explained
holy fuck you really don't know anything about music do you? all music except for extreme fringe cases is melodic and rhythmic. death metal is more rhythmic than black metal
>death metal is just technical diarrhea
most early death metal was not that technical my dude
death metal rhythm? they play a phrase twice and then play something different. that's why it sounds like jazz or improv.
you could literally get really good at guitar and improvise minor key notes fast with a double kick and it would be death metal
you sound like your entire death metal experience is with encenathrakh
babies fighting
Literally no death metal did this in the 80s or most of the 90s.
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Man this really sucks
Death metal sucks, mayhem helps me thru my depression...
mayhem sucks and so does death metal
Yea I really like shoegaze too, makes me feel better when I'm im just lying in bed wanting to die.
Yea my mom thinks the same thing, she doesn't like metal. Like I give a shit about your opinion.
don't cry little buddy
Couldn't come back with a response why anyone here cares about your poser opinions.
Is his drums triggered?
Lol what a retard
Lol not a retard
unironically good
Posthers!